Internet celebrities save the world

Xiahou once had a netizen who was obsessed with the ancient mortise and tenon structure, and the two of them designed many similar items.However, the only small furniture that Xiahou made by himself is that he also sells them. These small things are another huge source of income for Xiahou besides selling cosplay clothes.

They designed more and different buildings, from houses to palaces, from bridges to city walls, and even carriages and ships.His friend made big things, but he only made a city gate and an inn. It is not an easy task to make small parts one by one in modern times.

And then, Xiahou found out that their blueprints appeared in a certain game... So there was no more.

Until now, Xiahou has all the conditions, and he can finally make his favorite building appear in his hands.Xiahou painted the pillars with red paint, manually added various carvings on the railings, and painted murals depicting myths and legends on the eaves and roof...

【=口=】The viewers who watched the live broadcast said...forget it, they already knew that Lord Hou is not human,

After gluing the last roof beast on, Xia Hou looked at the tower taller than himself with a satisfied face.

"o(*￣︶￣*)o Well, now I want to post a few advertisements for purchase. Yes, these flashing blue texts appearing above my head now, everyone who sees it, if you can make it Please send out an application, the price is negotiable, see you later."

【wait!etc! ! !Make it clear! 】

【(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Lord Hou!!! Did you make you too inhumane?!!!】

【QAQ What can I do?I am also very desperate, how can I be addicted to such an anchor...]

→_→If you are not happy, then raise your Erkang hand...

After the live broadcast, Xiahou realized that all the wood he bought had been used up.The huge five-story pavilion occupies half of his room.

And No. 8 stood beside him, asking with a dazed expression, "How much? I bought it!"

This is definitely not No. 8, but it is also not the great god Fuxi: "Which great god are you?"

"Nvxi. But Fuxi is also here, and I will only communicate temporarily." He smiled, giving people a very comfortable and gentle feeling-the super brain has no gender, so no matter Fuxi or Nvxi can use him, this "亻" represents intelligent life.

"Two hundred sets of military outer armor." Xia Hou wanted to say that he didn't need to order them, but thinking about it, if a friend gave him things every three days, as a person who didn't like to take advantage, he would avoid such a friend instead.

"..."

"One hundred sets are fine. QAQ"

"No, I think you are at a loss."

"This is the most common lan bone wood, and its material value is not high." Lan bone wood is a kind of wood with high hardness, a faint fragrance, and corrosion resistance. It will probably become a high-grade wood on the earth. One, but in the scope of the entire universe, it is just a "usable" material.

"If you keep talking like that, there will be a day when jealous people will come and murder you. Five hundred sets of military armor, this is the maximum we can pull out."

"that……"

"Ok?"

"I'm not dissatisfied, but do you have something like a universal charger? I ran out of energy in the middle of the last battle."

"Oh, that's something we haven't thought about."

In fact, it's not that Nvwa and Fuxi haven't thought about it. The reason is that in the battle Huaguo is facing now, there is no such thing as a situation where you can't leave the battlefield until you run out of energy.

"But at least until tomorrow."

"Thank you! But the door of our house...can you move this thing out?"

"Don't worry." (≧ω≦)

Then, Xiahou knew for the first time that the walls of this era can deform!The original Xiahou had never seen it with his own eyes!

Except for the ground, the walls in the three directions of the door receded respectively, leaving a space that was just right.After the female snail sprayed some kind of fixative on the five-storey pavilion, she covered it with a cover and transported it out.At the same time, he handed over a large box of [-] armored monocles to Xiahou.

Touching those monocles, Xia Hou felt he couldn't be happier-it's not just [-] pieces of individual equipment, but also [-] or even more human lives.

Xiahou didn't go to the ancestral temple that day. After filling his backpack, he lay down in the dormant cabin.

Waking up in the modern age, Xia Hou took out his outer armor to show off, and got two kisses printed on the corners of Ai Jun's eyes, and then fell into the hellish paperwork again...

"Major, Lieutenant Colonel, Gun Gun has just detected an alien base floating in the sea."

"Attempt to attack us?!" Xia Hou asked with wide-eyed eyes. The news of interrupting their work did not make people relax at all.

"No, Gun Gun has just received a communication from the ship. The communication said, 'We have been hijacked by aliens, but we have defeated these invaders. Has anyone heard our voice? This is not a joke!'" Apparently Xiahou asked just now The words were too fast, cutting off the words behind Fatty Lan.

"..." Xiahou pressed his forehead, "So, these people don't know what the whole earth is like now?"

"Yes, Major."

"How did they occupy the base? Are the aliens fighting among themselves?"

"Major, will you allow me to intrude on the base?"

"Of course!"

An intellectual brain with military functions cannot act on its own without clear orders, including spying on enemy intelligence.

"The stone entered the base of the Nokoko mercenary group, destroyed a large number of facilities, released the modified man and the modified beast, and killed the leader of the mercenary group—most of the claws and mouths that the stone moved by itself. "

"I thought this guy would only bring furry problems, so I underestimated it." Xiahou sighed.

"Same feeling."

"Now the base is controlled by escaped survivors?"

"The base is indeed in the hands of the survivors, but I don't know if it can be said that the base is controlled by them. They just captured a few members of the mercenary group with low authority and forced them to control the base, but the brain of the base has already Automatically locked."

"Isn't the base floating?" Ai Jun asked.

"The floating of the base was not the result of the manipulation of the survivors, but rather the emergency response of the Nokiko mercenary group to the design of the base. They floated up, called for help, and then locked the brain. The base only supplies the most basic drinking water, food and warmth. "

"So, the conclusion is that we have to save them?"

"Based on the output of the base, it should be, Major."

"Don't make such an expression, we can still allocate rescuers."

"It's not that I'm worried about manpower, I'm just... self-loathing."

"Ok?"

"It should be a good thing that we are no longer the only ones fighting alone. My first reaction just now was that it was impossible. Knowing that the result is really impossible, and after these guys are in danger of their lives without knowing it, I am relieved, am I not Am I too arrogant?"

"No, I have the same idea as you. I don't think there is another miracle on Earth. This is not arrogance, it is normal logic."

Xiahou rested his forehead on Ai Jun's shoulder for a while: "Thank you for the comfort, I'm much better."

"It's much better and I'm going to stand up straight, didn't you see that I was supporting the wall?" Ai Jun grinned and replied, this guy is getting heavier and heavier, and he can stand on the ground without limit because of the existence of the outer armor-so The outer armor has to be recharged every day when Xiahou goes to the future.

"..."

"Major, do you want to talk to the other party?"

Xiahou stood up sadly, thought for a while and shook his head: "Let's wait and see. Although I am going to save their lives, since these guys don't understand their own state, things may not develop as they should. I mean it. Let them understand the current situation, and talk about it after suffering a little bit. Just keep an eye on them, and report if something is wrong."

"Okay, Major. Stone just brought a bunch of people into the warehouse."

"Huh? People? After the stone helped to occupy the base, brought half of the people back?"

"It's not even half, there are only 220 four people, less than one in eighty."

Not only is it less than half, it's just a fraction of it.

"I'll deal with it." Ai Jun was about to turn and leave after speaking.

"Okay." Xiahou grabbed Ai Jun's arm and kissed him at the corner of his eyes...

A few times before, Ai Jun felt that Xiahou was shy when he kissed the corner of his eyes, but Xiahou always kissed this place, and every time he would tap with the tip of his tongue.He walked out of the command room, and as the door closed behind him, he turned the corner and touched the corner of his eye. Is there any special meaning?However, business matters first, Ai Jun put his doubts in his stomach and got on the base car.

Of course, the warehouse arranged for the stone is not wide open, otherwise the furry problems will be scattered when the base is full, and the fun will be great.Thinking about it based on this point, Shitou is very sensible. Although he brings back problems every time, he will not bring them indiscriminately, nor will he hide them. Instead, he will go directly to the "boss" Xiahou.After handing it over to Xiahou, it will not be mixed with anything.

Therefore, drinking water and food were arranged in the warehouse, and there were soldiers who knew the situation outside the warehouse guarding the gate.

However, the way of thinking in the first two rounds really made people not expect that the stone would bring people back.

Ai Junlu had already checked the situation in the warehouse, and then he found that there were everyone in the warehouse.Yellow-skinned, black-skinned, white-skinned, chaotic-skinned Ah San, young people, teenagers, children, women holding babies, and even he finally saw the old man after so many days——Old Wei was The oldest one.

They were all of red fruit, crowded and panicked, but a few people comforted everyone while distributing nutrients and water. It seemed that they were also the backbone of this group.

"What are they talking about?"

"Seven languages ​​have been analyzed. Even if they speak the same language, their accents are different."

"Where did they come from specifically? They also issued orders to send clothes and transfer a group of managers. There are more foreigners among the managers." The managers are one of the newcomers to the base, and they all have a certain sense of identity with the base, and A person who has a comprehensive understanding of the various regulations of the base.The managers are actually equivalent to the lowest-level civil servants of the base, freeing the soldiers from a lot of ordinary work.

"The Nuoke mercenary group, according to records, they failed to win land territory and could only be stationed in the sea. They could not participate in the plunder on the ground, so these people were hijacked from various means of transportation. Live broadcast human wrestling, sex, biological experiments and other projects to collect fees."

"In other words, compared to other aliens, this mercenary group pays more attention to humans."

"Yes. Lieutenant Colonel, the stone has just arrived."

"Show me how it's doing, huh?"

Finally, the stone came out of the shadows, followed by a little girl no older than five years old.The girl hugged the stone so tightly that it was almost dragging her along.Seeing the stone and the girl, everyone in the warehouse fell silent for a while, and then automatically vacated a no-man's land with a radius of at least two meters around the stone.The few leaders who comforted everyone and calmed them down took the initiative to bring the nutritional supplements.

The stone was lying on the ground, and the little girl was still holding it tightly, her whole head stuck in the black hair of the stone.

Ai Jun arrived at the gate of the warehouse, and the soldiers on guard saluted him.The custodian and the clothes came by themselves - something seemed wrong?Oh, the clothes are delivered by robots, not by themselves.These clothes are in a mess. They were collected during the two days of collecting supplies. Now only soldiers and administrators wear uniforms.

The warehouse door opened, and the people inside squeezed into the warehouse with a swipe.But they still avoided the position of the stone and the little girl.

"Hi everyone, this is Huaguo Survivors No. [-] base. I am the deputy commander of the base, Ai Jun." Ai Jun's self-introduction was quickly translated into six other languages, and they were stored in the warehouse one after another. sounded.

"..." The people in the warehouse either curled up and lowered their heads, or looked at the floor. It took almost 6 minutes for someone to stand up, "Hello, Commander Ai, I want to ask, you said this is the Huaguo Survivor What do you mean by base? We... we're still on Earth, right? This is 2017, right?"

That "Commander Ai" almost made Ai Jun lose his expression. No one has ever called him that. Why does it sound so strange after a good surname is connected with the post behind it?

"This is still the earth, and it is still in 2017. On March 17th, the earth was attacked by aliens. The governments and armies of all countries in the world of the earth suffered devastating blows in a short period of time. The earth Human beings were plundered, killed, and suffered painful tortures in the alien base." Ai Jun paused, and let the blue fat man translate for everyone.

"What?! All over the world?!" The crowd roared.

"Oh, Mygod!" "How is it possible!" "でたらめ!"