Internet celebrities save the world

The aliens panicked, but not because of the resistance of the people on earth, but because of the warships in space that lost contact with them.They still don't believe it was done by the people on earth, and even the establishment of a safe zone by the people on earth didn't bring them much sense of urgency.

After all, the performance of the people on earth was terrible at the beginning. The civilization of the earth is like a fortress on the beach, while the alien civilization is a huge wave. Even before the wave hits the beach completely, the clay pot has been broken and collapsed without a trace .The alien mercenaries judged that someone was doing the tricks. When the Kertas left, didn't they also let out the news, expressing their suspicion that someone was against the Blue Ocean Empire and using the people on earth as weapons?

So this problem is not a problem between them and the people on Earth, but a problem between them and another advanced civilization that dares to take the Blue Sea Empire into its eyes.To attack the earthlings?What if they are shot to death by the forces behind them?Not to attack?Watching the development of Earthlings?Obviously, the other party is further expanding the power of the earth, which means that one family dominates.

Going, it became their last option-these guys who choose to become robbers in the outlying areas are really very few.

"Major, lieutenant colonel, there are urgent calls."

"Come in." Hearing the emergency contact, Xia Hou and Ai Jun were nervous, but relieved—Nima's asset restructuring is really not easy to do on paper.No matter how good Fatty Lan's support is, the two of them have to study and make a final decision.

What Fatty Lan received was a mercenary base that was clearly engaged in a battle. The attacking and defending sides fought extremely fiercely, with top-notch sound and light effects.

At first, the two thought it was a battle video of their own people, getting into a hard fight in a certain base or something.But no, a few mechas exploded, and what fell out of it was obviously not the corpse of an earthling.

Xiahou asked in surprise: "The mercenary group...is there internal strife?"

"The logo is different. Is this another one? Two against one?"

"It seems to be a melee between three families..."

"Yes, there have been battles at three more mercenary regiment bases just now."

Xiahou: "What's going on?"

"According to the information, some mercenary groups have the intention to leave the map. But all the warships have been defeated in Earth orbit. If they want to travel long distances, they can only snatch spaceships that can be used both in space and on the planet's ground."

Dual-purpose spaceships actually represent a sign of backwardness and weakness. They are much smaller than pure spaceships, but consume a lot of energy. In addition, in order to adapt to the two environments, their internal design will not be too spacious. Mercenaries with a little money Every regiment will get a battleship for themselves.

But once the battleship is finished, all allies' battleships are also finished.When it is impossible to contact other allies in a short period of time, but there are dangers on the ground and it is impossible to stay for a long time, the benefits of the dual-purpose spaceship will appear.

Guys without battleships, if they can't get a mercenary group using a dual-purpose base to agree to move in through negotiation, of course they can only use strong ones.

"Do you know what I think?" Xia Hou looked at Ai Jun.

"Although their combat areas are all outside our designated safety zone, this is a good opportunity."

"Actually, I want to go, but I still remember what you taught me just now. So... how about letting Zhao Yi go?"

"Half teams from Thunderclap and Storm didn't follow us to space, so we just asked them to follow Zhao Yi."

"Well, taking some men from his own [-]st battalion... how about five hundred?"

So, Zhao Yi, who had just calmed down, drove three warships he had snatched from a certain mercenary regiment's base, and set out on an expedition.Xia Hou and Ai Jun returned to busy with their paperwork.

"No, how could it be that they weren't there?" Zhao Qu, the one who reported that he was captured by the Hartops and was helped by one of the Hartops to rescue the opponent's base, is now facing a person who informed him. Brother Bing, who was in the situation, had a face full of disbelief.

"After that, the superior sent soldiers to the base of the Hartop people, but the other party even withdrew the base."

Zhao Qu raised his finger and pointed at the soldier, but he opened his mouth a few times, but he couldn't say anything in the end—blaming him for being late?But he just said it for a day, and then he acted. Zhao Qu is not an unreasonable person, he knows, this is not too late.Doubt that they didn't go?Take a look outside, they have to move again, and it is said that half of China has been destroyed.That being the case, how could they be one or two bases behind?

"Thank you, thank you..." Zhao Qu thanked him while crying, but in the end he could only blame himself for speaking late.After he came here, he was either doubting the true voice of the commander of the base who claimed to be a visitor after 5000 years, or he was worried about the combat effectiveness of the base.

Brother Bing was actually ready to be scolded before he came, but now seeing this person, he felt guilty instead: "Mr. What do you promise, but that base is indeed on the list for our next attack."

"I... thank you!" Zhao Qu touched his face and bowed to Brother Bing one after another.

He used to be a middle-class man with a little spare money, but now he is like all the people in this base, with nothing but his life.There was nothing he could do but thank you.

Brother Bing supported him: "This is what we should do. You are welcome to look forward and live a good life."

Brother Bing sent Zhao Qu back to his dormitory. Everyone's work was suspended today, and everyone was talking about "choosing a job".The base issued a long list of work tasks, and some of the tasks here are "freelance jobs", which means that those who choose these tasks can leave the base.

But it's not easy to leave. If you want to leave, you can leave, and then come back after living a bad life outside.

Anyone who lives in the safe zone has to pay taxes, otherwise, once they are discovered, they will be forced to work to pay back the taxes.This rule is very domineering, but it was forced by Xiahou and suggested by Fuxi.People who live according to the polar rules will never be unable to pay taxes.People who always want to take advantage of it have to put a cover on them.

High-paying jobs require training, and no matter whether you pass the final assessment or not, training costs money.Of course, the billing model is now adopted.

All medical care is free, the most common dormitory is free, basic food is free of a piece of nutrition every day, and drinking water is free.

Within the confines of the base, it is easy for even the laziest person if he just wants to live.But they still have taxes.But if you don't do any work, you just lie in the dormitory and eat a piece of nutritional supplement every day, and eat people who are waiting to die.Once the savings reach ten months, they will be taken away for forced labor.

Some people make noise about human rights, but more people choose to accept it.

The number of the army has also expanded from more than 5000 to 2 in just two days. However, although these extra soldiers are active soldiers, they have not received any training.Fortunately, Fatty Lan took over most of the administrative work, otherwise the current situation of the base would be absolutely horrible.

At least for a few months, the base will sink in the abyss of lack of people...

A black nose was on the ground, and then the golden fur fell down, which was the stone that the god dog could not see the end of.Since it sent a lot of babies back to the base last time, it disappeared again.It is now searching among the ruins, pulling away small pieces of rubble, pushing away broken concrete slabs, and finally made a hole big enough to put its head in. It stuck its head in, and its shoulders went in. In the end, a dirty teddy bear came out.

The stone sniffed the teddy bear, and suddenly there was a mess of barking dogs not far away.Stone picked up the teddy bear and ran towards the direction of the barking dog.

There were two groups of dogs confronting each other. On one side were large, dirty dogs, each baring their teeth.The other side is a little cleaner and has different sizes, and it is also grinning.

Stone came out from behind the big and small side with a teddy bear in his mouth.The two groups of dogs barked at each other for a long time. A lion-headed mastiff that looked as big as a calf stepped out from the large dog side, and stones came out from the side of all sizes.

In fact, the stone didn't have time to go out at all. The big and small dogs around it just got out of the way, showing that the stone was the leader of their group, and the lion head mastiff rushed out in an instant!Its tonnage is the largest among the two groups of dogs, and its speed is so fast that other dogs can't react in time, except for stones.

When the lion-headed mastiff rushed over, the stone looked stupid, but the moment the lion-headed mastiff was about to bite the stone, the stone moved, calm, fast, and deadly...

"Aww~" With a pitiful whimper of a dog, the lion-headed mastiff was pinned down on the ground by the stone snapping at its neck.At the beginning, the Lion Mastiff was still struggling, but the body of the stone that was two or three times larger than it smiled did not move at all. As a result of its struggle, more and more blood flowed on the ground.

After the blood made the lion's head mastiff's fur even more dirty, the lion's head mastiff finally stopped struggling. It curled up its forelimbs, tilted its head back, and remained motionless to express its submission.

The stone let go of its mouth, and just as the lion-headed mastiff was about to move, it immediately opened its mouth and wrinkled its nose, letting out a terrible roar from its throat.The lion-headed mastiff stopped moving immediately, and lay down on the ground in a submissive movement that exposed its belly and neck. It was not until Shi Shi lowered his head and licked the lion-headed mastiff's neck that the lion-headed mastiff made a flattering sound, swung its tail and sat up stand up.

After a few hours, the two groups of dogs became a group, the black backs were lying on the ground and dozing, the huskies were fighting around, and Teddy was in the sun every day...

After disappearing for a while, the stone came back with a big bag in its mouth. It tore the bag open, and the nutrient dropped all over the floor. Then the stone left, returned to the teddy bear, lay down, and put his head on it.Stone's earlier subjects immediately went to share the nutritional supplements, and the newly arrived big dog sniffed here and there for a long time before starting to eat.

The next morning, the stone disappeared for a while, and then... it came back with a group of cats.

Most domestic dogs and cats can coexist peacefully, but feral dogs and cats are not, they are competitors.The cat raised its fur, and the dog pricked up its ears. A cat-dog battle is imminent!

"Woof!!" Shito roared, and both sides were honest...

The stone led them to the back of a half-broken wall. It first poked its head into the shadow, and then its whole body got into it.

The newly joined big dog was a little uneasy facing such a scene, but soon the stone came back and took away a cat, and then it came back again and took away a corgi.Then it came and walked around behind the group of cats and dogs, barking at them.

In the base, Xiahou was about to go to bed. He and Ai Jun were so busy that he forgot the time. If he counted it, he hadn't broadcast live for almost three days.

"_(:з"∠)_The audience will kill me, I will be back later today. "

"fine."

"Before I leave, cough! Can...can I kiss you?" Once they got to work, the two white chickens completely forgot about their newly established love relationship. Until now, in this short free time, Xiahou Just remembered again.

Ai Jun nodded: "OK..."

So Xiahou walked over and held Ai Jun's cheeks with both hands. Ai Jun was a handsome guy with sharp edges and corners, but the touch of his skin was much gentler than Xiahou imagined.Xiahou leaned his face closer to shorten the distance between the two: "Don't you close your eyes?"

"Not closed."

Xiahou licked his lips, raised his head, and kissed... Ai Jun's forehead.

Ai Jun: "..." Isn't this too pure?

Then Xiahou lowered his head and kissed the corner of Ai Jun's eyes. He also stuck out his tongue and licked it lightly.

When Xia Hou left, Ai Jun put his arms around Xia Hou's neck with his back, and their lips touched together.Xiahou was slightly surprised, but when Ai Jun's tongue licked his lips, he immediately opened his lips and sent his own tongue up.Xiahou's hand also changed from holding Ai Jun's cheek to one arm around his waist and the other stroking his back...

"Wow?" "Meow~~~"

Xiahou & Ai Jun: "..."

The lung capacity competition between the two men was interrupted by a cat and a dog, and then a Corgi sprang out from a certain shadow in the command room of No. [-] base, and then...their command room was flooded by cats and dogs... …

"Stone! You can't come here every time you buy it!"

"Woof!!!" A familiar golden-haired head appeared at the entrance of the shadow. It seemed that if there was no such voice as Xiahou, the stone would have run away first.Leaving the command room to a few poor soldiers to deal with that furry problem, the two took the stone to a warehouse at Base No. [-].

"Next time you bring something back, come here." Ai Jun touched the stone's head and touched the dust with a hand. Fortunately, this guy has no fleas.

"Fatty Blue, turn off a quarter of the lights in this warehouse. Now it's easier for you to come in."

The stone barked, rushed into the shadows in different ways, and disappeared.

"What will that guy bring back next time? An elephant?!"

"Relax and go to sleep."