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As soon as the person was dragged out of the women's toilet, there was a bang, and the roof of the women's toilet collapsed!A piece of broken concrete fell on top of Xiahou's head. The concrete was bigger than Xiahou's face. If he was two seconds slower, Xiahou would really lose face...

Ai Jun jumped out in an instant, and Xia Hou knocked his head on the door frame.A large mechanical hand protruded from the toilet. Fortunately, the women's toilet was around a corner. Ai Jun dragged Xiahou and turned the corner like flying.Xiahou bumped his head against the corner again.

That arm also turned, and Ai Jun felt a strange wind behind him. He clenched his teeth tightly, the skin on his cheeks became taut, and the veins on his temples and neck protruded.Then he heard a "kuang!", he didn't look back, he just ran, and kept running!

"Huh...huh...huh..." Ai Jun was panting so hard that his lungs were about to spit out. He hadn't been so tired for some years.

Thinking back to Qingjiang just now, he guessed that the mechanical arm should be stuck, so that he could escape.However, aliens will never give up if they can't catch it.

"boom--"

At the same time as the rumbling explosion sounded, the soles of their feet shook.

Ai Jun dragged Xiahou, climbed over half of the safety gate, and jumped towards the subway track. Xiahou's head was bumped once or twice in the process... Forget it, he fell asleep anyway.

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As soon as they jumped down, the flames exploded on the platform. The pillars of the subway station, which were thicker than people, were directly blasted, and large pieces of the ceiling fell downward.The subway ticket vending machines, vending machines, etc. were smashed into pieces of scrap metal—it was inconvenient for the alien’s mechs to be underground, so they simply had to destroy the subway station along with it.

The aliens have no respect for this planet and the civilizations born on it. What they want to do is rob and destroy.It's like the white people used to be to the Mayan civilization. Although it is said that the law of heaven is reincarnation...but can the **** go to Europe and the United States?

Looking at the collapsed subway station, Ai Jun's anger seemed to explode.

He tried his best to push Xiahou to the side of the platform. Ai Jun didn't know if there was a second person who came from the future to the present in this world, but he knew that Xiahou's existence at least added a little bit to human beings. A fiery hope of victory.

But what about Ai Jun himself?But just an insignificant character.Ai Jun can die, but Xiahou can't.At this moment, Ai Jun is willing to use his flesh and blood to give Xia Hou a little hope of life... Then, Ai Jun was pushed out by Xia Hou!

(⊙-⊙) Before Ai Jun was happy that Xiahou woke up, Xiahou rushed over and covered Ai Jun.

"You're fucking sick!" Whose life is more important at this time?Ai Jun came out with a roar.

In fact, as soon as Xia Hou woke up, he found his face was squeezed on the concrete platform, and there was another person lying on him, constantly pressing him to that side.If it wasn't for the obvious shaking of the ground, the continuous sound of explosions, and the sound of something falling from above, he probably thought that Ai Jun was trying to suffocate him.

Xiahou struggled subconsciously, and Xiahou, who could not fully grasp his own strength, pushed Ai Jun away.At this time, a large piece of cement fell from the sky, but Ai Jun just glared at him angrily, and Xiahou rushed over.

It's not that Ai Jun didn't notice the cement falling just now, it's just that he dragged the dead pig just now... No, dragging Xiahou was too exhausting, his hands and feet were soft, and he couldn't avoid it at all.Well now, both of them will be crushed to death... No, neither of them will be crushed to death.And, what is it?

At this time, the two of them were wrapped in a pink bubble, because the bubble was a bit small, so the two big men were wrapped in the bubble so that they could only huddle together—the kind of huddle embedded into each other's body.

"Be patient." Xiahou didn't know that the reason for Ai Jun's roar was "Your life is more important than mine", he thought that Ai Jun's roar was because of the current posture of the two of them, the size of each other's penis can feel the magic horse, Is it too exciting for straight men?

The next moment, the two of them rushed straight up!The bubbles look thin and thin, if not for a pale pink color, they might not even be visible.But it was Bo Bubble who rushed out from under the ruins with their two big men!And the people in the bubble don't feel any discomfort, except that the two men are too crowded...

In the blink of an eye, they were already suspended in mid-air, and below them were the ruins of the city that were coated with a layer of golden yellow by the setting sun.Ai Jun was a little dazed, he squinted his eyes, in fact he only lived underground for two days, but when he saw the sun, he felt like he hadn't seen it for a long time.

"Grab it!" Xiahou's voice sounded right next to Ai Jun's ear, and Ai Jun grabbed it subconsciously, like a diamond-shaped object?

Xia Hou put his hand on Ai Jun's chest and pushed it.The two of them were finally freed from that tight situation, Ai Jun was still wrapped in pink bubbles, and Xiahou himself was wrapped in blue bubbles.

Ai Jun has already seen the alien mecha below. The external structure of the mecha looks a bit like an orangutan - the arms are thick and longer than the knees.It doesn't have what looks like a head, though, just a flat shoulder.Now that the mecha has seen them, it directly rises up from the ground, and two bubbles are covered with two slaps.

Two bubbles are like two bouncy balls, flying away...

When the slap was slapped, Ai Jun's eyes widened and he glared at the other party, he was ready to face death.The power of that slap can definitely slap him into meat paste easily, but there is no feeling inside the bubble, no, at most it feels a little wobbly.

_(:зゝ∠)_If the space inside the bubble is not too narrow, it should be said to be quite comfortable.

Ai Jun looked at what Xiahou gave him just now, it was a pink rhombus pendant.Future high tech?He looked at Xiahou, Xiahou happened to be in his backpack, and took out a...fruit knife.The blade is only an inch long, what can it do?Just thinking this way, Ai Jun heard a strange voice.That was a strange language that Ai Jun had never heard before.

Xiahou understands the strange language that Ai Jun doesn't understand.

"The owner is being attacked by mechas from an unknown country and model. He failed to communicate with Skynet, and the mode of protecting the owner will be automatically unlocked!"

"Om—" The small knife with a blade of only one inch turned into a big knife with a blade of at least three feet.Moreover, this looks like a dark blue blade made of lightning, no matter how you look at it, it is not simple.

Well, the weapon is there, but there is a problem that makes Xiahou scream "Aww" - the bubble has been punctured...

Xia Hou was holding the big knife in one hand, and was digging and digging in his bag with the other hand!The mecha paused for a moment after it slapped Xiahou and Ai Jun away. At this time, it was obvious that there was a bargain, and the mecha slapped Xiahou again.Xiahou gritted his teeth, turned over in mid-air, and slashed towards the mech with his head and feet!

Although the current knife is three feet long, it should be said that compared to the mecha, it is the same as a toothpick, but this seems to be an understatement, and it cut off one of the mecha's hands.Xiahou finally escaped with a small plate, and at the same time he slapped the plate on his chest, the person stopped falling.

"#￥%@&*@#" A series of sound waves came from the mecha that lost one hand, which roughly means, "This is already the hunting ground of the Blue Sea Empire, stranger, as a member of a higher civilization , are you sure you want to associate with the lower civilizations and fight against the Blue Sea Empire?"

"determine."

The alien in the mech: "..." Why don't you be so straightforward!However, the other party can communicate with him in a common language, so there are really visitors from a higher civilization who have intervened in the development of the earth? !

"Is there anything else? It's okay. I'm leaving." Xiahou finally changed his body from lying flat in the air to standing upright, and the big knife in his hand returned to a small knife again.

"Frey's matter, he asked for it. If you want to collect something on Earth, as long as you don't do it, we won't care about you." After finishing speaking, the mech turned around and flew away.

Xiahou looked at the mecha going away, bit his lip unwillingly, turned around and flew to Ai Jun, pushing his bubble forward.

"Are you okay?"

Xiahou smiled, Ai Jun was obviously unwilling to let the mech go away, but he didn't complain, instead the first sentence was to ask about Xiahou's situation, which made Xiahou feel more comfortable: "I think I should ask you this question, it's okay Bar?"

Ai Jun also laughed, rubbing his shoulders while laughing at him: "You are heavy enough, almost like carrying a stone of the same size, it is really exciting to take you to escape."

"Huh? Am I heavy? I'm already very thin."

"If you have a chance, you should weigh yourself. By the way, can you hurry up?" He couldn't run faster than him.

"It won't be fast. If this kind of air-sliding equipment is not used in a dedicated passage, the maximum speed will be this hour."

"What is this bubble? The energy shield of the future?"

"Happy Baby Type 3."

"What?"

"Well, you heard me right. In fact, this is the future child safety barrier, but it is portable. It is said to be able to resist the explosion of small spacecraft. There is no pressure at 1000 meters in the deep sea, no pressure in magma, and no pressure when falling from high altitude. It is buried, such as What we did just now also has a shock function. Even in space, it can guarantee survival for more than [-] hours."

"..."

"By the way, this, let's play with it, a fruit knife with self-defense function." Xia Hou gave the knife to Ai Jun, "Unfortunately, then one knife will have no energy."