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"The enlarged one just now is the self-defense function?"

"Yes, I bought a lot, but I didn't have enough bags, so I put this one in."

"Fortunately, you still let go..."

"……Correct."

"However, these are future civilian products, right?"

QAQ "It's a product for civilian use. In the future, guns will also be banned in Huaguo. Do you think I can buy military supplies? And I can't buy too big ones, because the backpack is too small to carry. You don't know what to look at? In the product catalog, how did I compare and choose one by one, it brings tears when I think about it.”

"By the way, where are we going?"

"...Don't make it."

Ai Jun sighed: "Go over there."

"Oh(⊙o⊙)."

Following the direction pointed by Ai Jun, Xia Hou recounted to Ai Jun the conversation with the alien just now while flying, and at the same time showed Ai Jun all the things he bought back.

Both of them understood very well that although Xiahou cut off one claw of the mecha, it was very good and powerful, but in fact, it was just that the other party was temporarily suppressed by Xiahou's technological means that did not exist at the same time.However, what Xiahou brought back had many ways to save his life, but few ways to resist and fight.

Even if there is a 5000-year gap in technology, as long as the military products are not obtained, the opponent may not be able to kill them, but it is still possible to capture them both.Once caught, it will be a blessing and a disaster.

"Ai Jun, is there anything you want?"

"You're speaking too generally. Is there a list of things over there?" Ai Jun hugged her knees and huddled in the Happy Baby 3. This thing is very spacious for a child, but for a tall man It's too restrictive to say, "Can you change me to another color? I saw you have blue ones."

"Next time I'll bring back a shopping list. I've already punctured the blue one. I'll see what colors are left... red, lavender, green, white."

"Then white."

Xia Hou changed Ai Jun to a white one, but... there are countless small golden sequins on the white one, which looks like a ball of light floating on the top of the ballroom.

"Would you like to stop looking at the green ones?" Xiahou suggested as he watched Ai Jun's face turn blue.

"Forget it... Just be a fan, don't waste things." Anyway, no one was watching, Ai Jun gave up on herself.

Although being pushed slowly by Xiahou, the two of them still did not land.The flying in the sky is in a straight line, and the speed is a little faster than the speed of large ruins stacked on the ground with small ruins.

However, looking at these ruins, the mood of the two of them was not so good.

Xiahou stopped, and finally there was a place he could recognize at a glance - the butterfly-shaped overpass in T City, the overpass with one ring inside another was once very beautiful, every day from morning to night at any time, this connecting The overpass along the expressway is full, as long as it is about the night scene of T City, this bridge must exist.

Now, the entire bridge has collapsed, and in addition to the cement and steel bars, there are still countless wrecks of vehicles in the overpass-shaped ruins.When the bridge was destroyed, the vehicles on the bridge had no time and no room to dodge.Even in mid-air, you can smell the pungent stench, and you can see crows and wild dogs walking through the ruins...

"Let's go." Ai Jun said.

"Yes." Xiahou agreed, and pushed Ai Jun away.They themselves barely saved their lives, and they couldn't restrain those compatriots.

"Xiahou." "Ai Jun."

Xia Hou: "Uh...you can talk about it first."

"When you come back and meet other people, tell them that you are an alien. Say that you are also an alien whose planet was destroyed by the Blue Ocean Empire, so you are determined to fight against the Blue Ocean Empire and protect other planets from the Blue Ocean Empire." Ai Jun thinks this misunderstanding is good, "This way you can protect yourself better."

People always have bad habits, Ai Jun thought that if Xiahou said that he was a visitor from the future, he would probably be entangled by others, "Since you are coming to save the earth in the future, then you have to protect us and feed us. Give us clothes, give us BLABLABLA" And, there are likely to be many such people.Because Ai Jun himself has personal experience, because he used to be a soldier.

"I haven't really thought about it, but you're right." Xia Hou nodded. He has experienced similar situations. He has never been a soldier, but he is the owner of Taobao. "God" was played to the fullest, "Ai Jun, don't move."

"?" Ai Jun felt a chill in his ears, he turned his head to see Xiahou holding a palm-sized round instrument, "What is this?"

"The DNA recorder is used for field investigations, but it can also be used to check people's health. By the way, do you want to have special functions? Although it is not so 30.00% sure, but your genes are good, there is a [-]% chance."

Ai Jun, who has always been very mature and stable, suddenly turned into a reddish purple expression: =口=

"Like you? Flick the bone and fly away."

"What is bone flying out? It's not that exaggerated... It doesn't necessarily have to be like mine. There are many kinds of abilities."

"Call the wind and rain, control plants and the like?"

"In fact, that kind of thing can be classified as the control of magnetic fields and brain waves, but you are right, yes."

"It won't cause you too much trouble, will it?"

"Do you want to eat?" Xiahou felt that Ai Jun was talking too much nonsense, so he directly took out a medicine box of 50 D-level genetic evolution fluids and handed it to Ai Jun. I just knew that this guy still has such a time when he is worrying about gains and losses. .

"eat!"

"One a day is enough!" Seeing that Ai Jun opened the medicine box and grabbed a handful from it, Xiahou hurriedly shouted to stop.

Ai Jun took the colleague who had taken the D-level genetic evolution liquid, and Xia Hou pushed him down from the sky—it was already completely dark.In other words, they entered the subway at night. They only stayed in it for two days, and it was a little different from day to night. The two sat down against a broken wall. Xiahou looked at the sky and said: "The sky is indeed much clearer. , There are many more stars than I have seen in the past.”

"Well, many stars used to be only visible in the suburbs..." The two stared at the starry sky together for a while, but they were not stunned by the beauty of the starry sky. At this moment, they would rather see the sky full of smog, right?

"Ai Jun, do you have any special feelings now?"

Ai Jun moved, his waist was a little sore, and his legs were a little numb, but these were just muscles aching from shrinking in the ball.Ai Jun was sure it wasn't a drug reaction: "I don't feel anything."

"It's right if you don't feel it. If you want to feel it, you will be broken. You are allergic to the D-level genetic evolution fluid, which is fatal." In fact... Xiahou is also half a bottle of water. He speculated based on the situation of the modern self after taking it. In the future, Xiahou's feeling of bewilderment, until now he himself doesn't know whether it is a normal reaction or a knot in his mind just after crossing.

"Wow! Woof!" A dirty dog ​​jumped out from the side and barked at the two of them.

Xiahou used to like dogs quite a lot, but... in the current situation, people can't live with themselves, so how can they care about dogs?Pet dogs that are not cared for and wild dogs that are already wandering outside have to eat. In the current situation, their most stable source of food is dead people.

The collapsed overpass that I passed by before was obviously a paradise for wild dogs. In the past few days, Xiahou had seen wild dogs attacking humans in groups. It is easier for pets to return to wildness than humans, especially in the Under the threat of starvation.

Xiahou took a stone and threw it to drive away the wild dog.The stone missed the stray dog, but it also startled it. It took two steps back, but quickly came back, barking and wagging its tail wildly in circles.

Xiahou and Ai Jun looked at each other, and they took two steps towards the dog at the same time. The dog rushed out immediately, but it didn't run far, and stood where he was running, wagging its tail and circling wildly.

"Go and see?" Ai Jun looked at Xiahou.

"Go." Xia Hou answered very simply, took two steps and then looked back at Ai Jun and added, "I won't hand over my trust casually."

Ai Jun patted him on the shoulder and said nothing.

The dog really came to guide them, and after confirming that the two humans were indeed following it, it stopped barking.Just walk for a while, stop, wag the tail twice, and then continue walking.

The distance the dog took them was not too far, before the place arrived, Ai Jun's eyes suddenly lit up: "This seems to be an air-raid shelter!"

"..." Xia Hou's expression was determined. When the city was intact, he didn't know where there was an air-raid shelter.Now facing a pile of ruins and rubble, how can you know that there is an air-raid shelter here?Xia Hou felt that his brain structure must be different from Ai Jun's, "Ai Jun, can you see clearly?"

Ai Jun was taken aback for a moment, he didn't realize this when he walked all the way, now that he found out, his eyes are brighter, now it is a dark night without any light pollution, although the stars are very bright, but Ai who had practiced in the field once Jun knew what a normal night in the wild was like.Anyway, he was wearing night vision goggles, so he couldn't see clearly now.

Ai Jun smiled at Xiahou: "Yes, I can see it very clearly." He was somewhat uncertain about Xiahou's medicine before - this has nothing to do with trust or distrust. Becoming a superman will be somewhat uncertain.

Ai Jun is a person with a sickly face and cheeks slumped in. Xia Hou thought he was decadent and a little old.Now that he smiled, Xia Hou found that he was still quite handsome.Especially, the smile lines at the corners of Ai Jun's eyes...

The corners of Ai Jun's eyes are actually down, and he looks dignified when he's not smiling.But this smile, the deepened laugh lines turned out to be upwards, and suddenly his whole body flew up...