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When the florets were ready, Xiahou began to glue them together with black paper to form branches.The flowers of their family never spend money to buy from outside, they are all made by themselves.Xiahou's most successful work is a peony flower made of silk with the size of a human face. The petals are layered on top of each other, from shallow to deep, delicate and charming, not inferior to real flowers.He originally wanted to keep it for himself, but an old customer bought it for two thousand dollars.

[(⊙v⊙)? LISAO?Is that a horse? 】

[This name... is too obscene, right?The XX magic horse here...]

[Yellow ass!Lord Hou, you even know "Li Sao"! ? 】

【Do you know what LISAO is? 】

[It is very old and very ancient. I heard that there is a poem written by a poet seven or eight thousand years ago. The name of the poem is "Li Sao". More than ten years ago, archaeologists recovered a few lines of the poem, but there are not many up. 】

"It's the "Li Sao", so Sao Ren probably refers to the poet." "Li Sao" was memorized in high school back then, but the words in this poem are really beautiful, but they are too awkward.After reciting, most people just return it to the teacher after finishing the exam.

As for those junior college students and old professors who specialize in research, very few survived the disaster, survived, and passed on this knowledge to future generations, and even... almost none.The poems that have been handed down are basically very catchy, such as the bright moonlight in front of the bed, which is suspected to be a frosty horse on the ground, which is not easy to forget, and a very small amount is picked from the invaders' materials.

The complete poem of "Li Sao" is no longer available for examination.

【o(*￣︶￣*)o!Lord Hou's guess is very bold! 】

[(⊙o⊙) This is the first time I have heard of this speculation, but in this case, many poems can be explained! 】

【ヾ(o)ヾ Did I witness the birth of a master of Chinese studies? ! 】

"Bang!" A golden firework exploded.There is a chef in my family who rewards ancient handicraft techniques with 10000 credit points

"Bang!" A red firework exploded.Do you know cats?Reward 5000 credit points for ancient handicraft techniques

"Bang!" "Bang" "Bang" fireworks of various colors exploded in Xiahou's space, blinding people's eyes.

A little bit of small color film - a reward of credits under [-] points, it makes the space seem to be covered with colorful goose feather snow.Coupled with the frantic speeches everywhere, Xiahou's people were completely invisible.

Until Xia Hou yelled: "Complete!"

Everyone: _(:зゝ∠)_Yes, we are here to watch the handicraft live broadcast, not to watch the classical poetry lecture...

【Σ(°△°)︴Then, when was that vase made? ! 】

【→_→ Just when the poet you lamented once again explained how great birth is. 】

【╮(╯▽╰)╭ Just when you set off fireworks indiscriminately, and scattered papers to destroy the environment. 】

【Σ(°△°)︴Turn to the front to see it!The anchor is a vase made of paper, made of paper! 】

[o((⊙﹏⊙))o host!Are you in the ancient painting style drawn with a Crow brush? ! ! 】

【_(┐「ε:)_Oh my god, the plum blossoms are just like the real ones, they are all made by hand, Lord Hou, are you cheating?】

"This kind of vase with a narrow mouth and narrow shoulders is subdivided into plum vases. As the name suggests, it is specially used to insert plum blossoms." Xiahou put the plum blossom branches he made into it, "Because the time is too tight, the production of the vase itself, Also, the patterns on the vase are a bit rough, please bear with me. Well, that’s all for today’s live broadcast, see you tomorrow.”

【wait!etc!Anchor!Lord Hou! ! ! 】At this moment, at least tens of thousands of people took the same pose in the virtual network, put it in modern times 10 years ago, their pose is called Erkang hand...

However, Xia Hou was so cold, so ruthless, and so straightforward, he turned off the live broadcast.The live broadcast room changed in an instant. There were two clusters of starlight in a black hole, one side was the video of Lily and Rose, and the other was the video of Plum Blossom and Plum Vase. Viewers can now selectively watch the replay.

_(:зゝ∠)_ But watching it selectively is also a replay!Helpless, Xiahou left so simply.The screaming audience can only honestly choose whether to be left or right.

When watching the live broadcast, their attention is all on poetry and poets.When watching the replay, they carefully watched the making process of Xiahou's plum vase and plum blossom.When cutting petals, just fold the paper and cut without drawing lines or shading.The cut out petals are different in size, and he used the uneven petals of different sizes to glue plum blossoms in different shapes, such as blooming, budding, and budding.

And when he made plum branches, his actions were even more free and easy, twisting twice, folding twice, sticking once, wrapping once, and then sticking plum blossoms, that kind of naturalness and elegance rushed to the face...

The plum vase was not completely made of paper, but Xiahou used the Yali stick to make a frame for the plum vase, then pasted the paper on it, and then used a big and thick-tipped Crow pen to draw the opposite sides. The ancients who played chess, behind the ancients were the kind of stones that clearly belonged to the style of ancient paintings.

When a few plum blossoms are inserted into it, the ancient smell...

【Master Hou, come back! !How many credits do plum vases and plum blossoms add together! ! !Give me a word! ! ! 】

【Master Hou, come back! !Let's start a study class! ! ! 】

【_(:зゝ∠)_I just made a comparison, and there is no plum blossom that is the same!Lord Hou, you are so handsome, you are the most handsome person I have ever seen! 】

[This is more like the ancient plum blossom than the plum blossom produced by genetic engineering!Lord Hou! !Let's have a monkey! 】

[The one in front is rough!Lord Hou, do you want a pendant? !Grade [-] in ancient Chinese, grade [-] in mathematics, grade [-] in physical engineering, grade [-] in cooking, the kind who can earn credit points, can warm beds, is handsome, and is suitable for offense and defense! 】

[Don't show off at this level!Grade [-] in ancient Chinese, grade [-] in mathematics, grade [-] in biological engineering, grade [-] in intelligent program research, grade [-] in supernatural abilities, long breasts and thighs, can be gentle and aggressive, do you want it, Lord Hou? 】

With these two as the starting point, the future bankers began to compete for their own grade certificates.right!The future bankers are so open-minded.

As for Xiahou being fat?He is talented!How about being fat? !What people have on their body is not called fat, but knowledge!

But Xia Hou didn't know about these things at this time, he was buying, buying, buying!Buy buy buy!Or buy buy buy!

Ai Jun is keeping watch at night, his mind is a bit confused, although he has made up his mind to fight, but... Even in the past few decades, human beings have said that they have the power to destroy the earth, but that refers to the collapse of the ecology when the nuclear bomb and the hydrogen bomb explode , the earth restarts.What man can destroy is only the surface of the earth.But the aliens that Xia Hou said really blew up the earth.

Ai Jun stood up, looked at the ground under his feet, and stomped twice.Of course the earth would not react to his kick, Ai Jun took a deep breath and stomped again...

"Bang!" At the same time as his feet were on the ground, a heavy bang also rang in his ears.

Dazed for a moment, Ai Jun immediately rushed towards Xia Hou and wanted to carry him on his back and take him away.He successfully pulled Xiahou's arm up, but when Xiahou's upper body was pressed on his back, Ai Jun, who was bent over, was crushed to one knee and knelt on the ground.The heavy sound of something hitting the rails became clearer and closer.

"You are... how many..." Ai Jun gritted his teeth and finally lifted Xiahou up, grinning his teeth and running forward.

Ai Jun is sure that it is definitely not that he is too empty, it is that Xiahou is too heavy. Thinking back to when he was training in the field, he was fully armed and helped the class. The bazooka was not so heavy with the bazooka on his back!How can this be more than 200 catties?

He didn't know what it was, but fortunately this platform was a big station, where three subway lines converged, and they had found some candy and food here before.Now Ai Jun is running towards the innermost subway platform with Xiahou on his back.

It was also one of the first few subway lines established in T City, because it was early, and the planning and facilities in all aspects were not as good as the later subway stations.Therefore, the space of the subway station in that place is shorter than that in other places, and people in this city always complain that those platforms are too depressing.

Ai Jun gritted his teeth and ran to the place, and stuffed Xiahou into the corner compartment of the women's toilet.When he came out, he took off his tattered jacket and wrapped it around his entire left arm as he walked. On the way, he saw the fire axe.

Ai Jun read it right, he smashed the glass with his tightly wrapped elbow, and took out the fire axe.This is also an alloy axe, sharp, strong and corrosion-resistant, and lighter than similar axes.But it still can't do any harm to "Gundam", but at least Ai Jun is not defenseless.

After getting the axe, Ai Jun left as quickly as possible to prevent the other party from finding his position.But as soon as he ran seven or eight steps away, he heard a dull explosion.After being quiet for about two or three minutes, the ground shook again on a small scale, but the sound was separated by a layer.

separated by a layer...

"!" That guy ran straight to the ground!And this direction... went straight to Xiahou? !

Ai Jun stuck the fire ax into his belt, and ran desperately towards the women's toilet where Xiahou was hidden.Xiahou was still sitting on the innermost toilet, sleeping like a dead pig, but his weight was heavier than a dead pig, Nima Ai Jun couldn't carry him anymore!

In a hurry, Xiahou fell to the ground, Ai Jun raised one of his feet with one hand, and pulled him away like a cart, even at this moment, he didn't care whether Xiahou's head was knocked or not.The subway station is full of tiles, which saves a lot of effort compared to carrying people around.