The European King's anchor hits the African Chief God [e-sports]

Gu Feizhou lowered his eyes and pursed his lips, and it took a long time before he spoke again: "You answer my question first."

He paused, with a stubborn look on his face: "I asked first."

Lin Jin'ou thought it was a little funny, that the big devil with a cold face and paralyzed face still had a childish side.

"Success," Lin Jinou grinned, "I'll talk first, and you can talk after I finish."

As soon as he finished speaking, he stretched out a little finger towards the big devil.

Gu Feizhou: "??"

Lin Jinou snorted: "Lagou, what if you go back on your word?"

——Since the big devil is playing childishly, it's no big deal for him to be childish.

Gu Feizhou sighed, and while saying "It's not necessary", he stretched out his finger.

"Hanging on the hook, it can't be changed for 100 years," Lin Jinou muttered, and shook Gu Feizhou's hand together several times.When he was about to pull out his hand, his finger was hooked by the opponent.

Lin Jinou didn't understand, so he said, "Huh?"

"Stamp it," Gu Feizhou stretched out his thumb.

"Success," Lin Jinou also stretched out his thumb to touch the opponent's, and said with a smile, "Stamp it, whoever plays tricks is the puppy."

"Actually, I wasn't broadcasting live," Lin Jinou put down his hands and started talking nonsense.

He paused for a moment, and he didn't know what he thought of, and said half-truthfully: "I bought it as a spare, I'm pretty... anyway, I can chat with an anchor, thinking about smashing gifts one day The money is enough to be the housekeeper, and we can chat on the mic anytime."

His brother is very famous and has a long live broadcast time. Although he has spent tens of thousands of dollars in total, he is not yet at the level of housing management.However, in his brother's fan list, didn't the one who smashed the most presents also put on the vest of the real estate manager?So, all of this has to be his brother's pleasure.

Lin Jinou was planning to take a side-swipe at his brother one day to see if he was willing to open up this authority.

He put this thought into his heart, and then asked Gu Feizhou: "What about you? Are you the anchor?"

He rested his index finger and thumb on his chin, and thought about it for a long time, thinking about it, and made himself happy.

He laughed and said, "What are you broadcasting live? A college bully... Well, let me think about it, live broadcasting to do the questions? The kind that finishes one test paper in an hour?"

——Generally speaking, everyone has a more or less stereotyped image of a certain type of people.For example, a school bully like the big devil should be the kind of person who can only read books but not play games, and even despise those who play games.For example, a top student like Xiao Ke, although he doesn't despise people who play games, he is better at playing games than Lin Jinou.Not as good as he is.

Gu Feizhou smiled faintly, and said: "No, I don't broadcast live. I also... know a host and chat with him, that's all."

"Is the anchor good-looking?" Lin Jinou asked gossipingly, "What type of anchor do you like? The one with cat ears singing 'Learn to meow with me'?"

"..." Gu Feizhou thought about the scene, and felt shuddering. Where did he show something that made Lin Jinou misunderstand him?

He decided to change the subject, and immediately changed his face: "Have you finished the chat? After the chat, we will start talking about the test papers."

Lin Jinou: "..."

Is this person a graduate of the Central Drama Academy?Face changing faster than the speed of light?

"You have pasted the test papers on the wall, how are you going to talk about the questions?" Lin Jinou asked with spread hands.

"I have a new one," Gu Feizhou said, and he took out a brand new test paper from his bag.

Lin Jinou: "But in this way, I don't know where I went wrong."

Gu Feizhou said coldly: "You just need to know where you are right, and you don't have to remember so much."

Lin Jinou: "..."

Grass.

Let's talk about Chinese first.

"This question," Gu Feizhou pointed to a general knowledge question about literature on the Chinese test paper, "Tell me, where is A wrong?"

"The Eight Great Masters of the Tang and Song Dynasties are Han Yu, Liu Zongyuan, and Su Shi, Su Xun, Su Zhe, Ouyang Xiu, Wang Anshi, and Zeng Gong of the Song Dynasty." Lin Jinou read the content of this option in a low voice, "This is so obviously wrong! "

"??" Gu Feizhou was shocked, "You are so obvious."

Lin Jinou asked in disbelief, "Li Bai is so famous, why doesn't he deserve a name?"

Gu Feizhou: "..."

He found that there was a real problem with the communication between himself and Lin Jinou. He didn't know how to answer the conversation for a while, and after searching for a long time, he continued to ask: "Li Du is equally famous, and Du Fu is also very famous. Why didn't he Name?"

Lin Jinou asked back: "Did I say that Du Fu doesn't deserve a name? I'm just using Li Bai as an example."

"..." Gu Feizhou was completely speechless.

Tired, he took out his mobile phone, Baidu published "The Eight Great Masters of Tang and Song Dynasties", put it in front of Lin Jinou, and said, "Read."

Lin Jinou read weakly: "The Eight Great Masters of Tang and Song Dynasties, also known as the Eight Great Masters of Ancient Chinese Literature in Tang and Song Dynasties, are the eight essayists of Han Yu, Liu Zongyuan and Su Shi, Su Xun, Su Zhe, Wang Anshi, Zeng Gong and Ouyang Xiu of the Tang Dynasty in China. collective name."

Gu Feizhou asked: "Do you understand?"

Lin Jinou blinked with an innocent face: "What should I know?"

"..." Gu Feizhou was probably shocked by the innocence of the other party, and it took a full minute before he spoke, "Essayist, do you understand?"

"Oh," Lin Jinou said.

"Li Bai is a poet," Gu Feizhou said, "and so is Du Fu, not an essayist."

Lin Jinou blinked again: "I seem to understand."

Gu Feizhou nodded, and after a "hmm", he set his sights on option B again.

""Historical Records" is a chronological history book written by Sima Qian, a famous historian of the Western Han Dynasty in my country. It is the first chronological general history in Chinese history, and it is listed as the first of the 24 histories." Gu Feizhou finished reading this option and said, "This is A question of choosing the correct option, you chose C, which means you know that B is wrong, tell me, where is it wrong?"

Lin Jinou looked puzzled: "Did I say that I know B is wrong? What kind of logic is this? I'm just confused by C, that's all."

Gu Feizhou: "...??"

Lin Jinou nodded and analyzed: "Yes, look at option C. Weishi refers to 15:17 to 17:19, Shenshi refers to 19:21 to [-]:[-], Xushi refers to [-]:[-] to [-]:[-], if I remember correctly , Last night we just talked about the twelve o’clock comparison table in our WeChat, what a coincidence, I think this is God’s will, so I decided to obey God’s instructions and choose C.”

"Moreover, the probability of answering C in general multiple-choice questions is relatively high. This is my experience from countless exams." Lin Jinou added.

"..." Gu Feizhou was completely stunned by this thought.

He was stunned for a long time, and then asked again: "Yesterday you told me that you don't know the corresponding relationship between the twelve o'clock and the current timekeeping method, so shouldn't you look it up right away?"

As a university bully, he expressed his incomprehension to this kind of behavior of letting the problem go unchecked, and couldn't help adding: "This is a very good way to test your academic achievements, but you actually let it go for nothing?"

Lin Jinou saw through the other party's mind and looked at Gu Feizhou as if he was mentally retarded.

"You know why you are a top student, but I—" Lin Jinou paused, and pointed to himself, "Are you a scumbag?"

"..." Gu Feizhou took a deep breath, feeling that the other party was really unreasonable, "Are you still reasonable?"

Finally came to the last question, the big physics question.

"This question is also a sample question in the book, do you really have no impression?" Gu Feizhou had been talking for several hours, his throat was a little dry, he licked his lips, and said to himself, " Oh, you don't remember, the book is [-]% new."

Lin Jinou was amused by the other party's self-talk like a stand-up comic, and passed Gu Feizhou's cup over: "Teacher Gu, don't worry, drink some water first."

Yes, after a night of teaching, Lin Jinou has changed his words to the Great God, but the new title contains a bit of a joke.

Gu Feizhou took two sips and continued to finish the topic.

In short, Gu Feizhou was physically and mentally exhausted from the teaching that night. He did not expect Lin Jinou's foundation to be so weak. By the time he finished the test paper, it was already 10:30.

Finally, it is Mr. Gu's concluding words.

"The above questions are very basic questions. As I said just now, many of them are conceptual or textbook examples. My purpose is not to embarrass you, but to have a more comprehensive understanding of your learning situation. Now I know the situation pretty well," Gu Feizhou paused, "It's just..."

He said euphemistically: "There is a lot of room for improvement."

"Tomorrow at three o'clock in the afternoon, I will come again," Gu Feizhou had already got up, and when he walked out of Lin Jinou's room, he happened to bump into Lin Ranxia.

"Xiao Zhou, thank you for your hard work." Lin Ranxia smiled, her voice was still as gentle as ever, "It really bothered you."

"It's okay," Gu Feizhou said, his voice hoarse.

"It's so late," Lin Ranxia looked up at the wall clock on the wall, "Why don't you just sleep here? There are ready-made things in the guest room."

"No," Gu Feizhou refused, "Grandpa will be anxious if he didn't see me when he got up early."

Speaking of this, there is no need to force him to stay.

In fact, the family has already invited an aunt, and it was their aunt from Xinghe. Considering that Mr. Gu planned to stay at his hometown in Mocheng, Gu Feizhou thought twice and decided to invite his aunt from Xinghe.

The aunt is a native of Xinghe, and she was reluctant to come to Mocheng at the beginning. Later, Gu Feizhou raised 20% of her salary, and promised to reimburse her for the round-trip tickets between Xinghe and Mocheng twice a month, so the aunt agreed.

Therefore, if he wants to live in the Lin family, he only needs to send a message to his aunt, who will tell grandpa when she wakes up tomorrow.It's just that Gu Feizhou has a cold personality and doesn't want to bother others.

**

At 02:30 the next afternoon, Gu Feizhou knocked on the door of Lin's house on time.

Just no one answered.

It is also impossible for Lin Ranxia to stay at home every day. There are many things in the company that cannot be separated from her. It is already very reluctant to be able to spare an afternoon yesterday.

So now Gu Feizhou can only be locked out of the door.

Gu Feizhou waited outside for more than ten minutes, knocked on the door again, but still no one answered, he reluctantly called Lin Jinou.

"Hello?" Young Master Lin's voice sounded soft and sleepy.

"Open the door," Gu Feizhou said.

Lin Jinou picked up the phone from his ear and glanced at it twice:

big devil.

I checked the time on the upper right corner of the phone screen, and it was only [-]:[-].

With a "tsk", he got up reluctantly and yawned when he opened the door.

"There are still 10 minutes left," the young master said with a slight breath of getting up, and the reluctance in his voice was almost overflowing at this moment.

"That is to say, you only have 10 minutes to tidy up your appearance," Gu Feizhou said while changing his shoes.

"What?" Lin Jinou was shocked, and he didn't even feel sleepy. He pressed down the cocked hair on the top of his head, "Aren't you studying at home? You also need to tidy up your appearance?"

"Well," Gu Feizhou went directly into Lin Jinou's room, bent down and took out the materials from his bag, "Learning is a very sacred thing."

Lin Jinou watched the big devil take out one after another of materials from his own bag like a different-dimensional pocket of Doraemon, and there were a lot of loose papers, and rolled his eyes speechlessly.

Holy shit.

"So, there must be a sense of ritual," Gu Feizhou finally took the things he needed for tutoring in his bag to the table, "The necessary sense of ritual can remind the brain that 'I'm going to start studying', which can reduce distractions and make the concentration easier concentrated."

The corner of Lin Jinou's mouth twitched fiercely a few times: "What nonsense... For us scumbags, no matter what the situation is, there will be no illusion of 'I'm going to start studying'."

"According to your theory, before you do more sacred things, don't you have to burn incense and take a bath!" He stared at Gu Feizhou and said.

"What sacred thing?" Gu Feizhou asked, in his eyes, there is nothing more sacred than learning.

"Love," Lin Jinou said deliberately, wanting to challenge Gu Feizhou, but it was a bit shameful to say it, so he lowered his voice and said it a little vaguely.

Gu Feizhou didn't hear clearly, and asked again: "What are you doing?"

"Love!" Lin Jinou looked at Gu Feizhou and roared.

Gu Feizhou: "..."

He pressed his temple, feeling a little headache: "I don't want to discuss this with you now."

He looked at Young Master Lin from top to bottom, and gave an order: "Change clothes, you look like this, I'm not here to teach you, but in the next second, we can hold a big watermelon each other." The illusion of gnawing all afternoon."

The young master in a big vest and floral pants: "..."

He stood still, as if vowing to compete with the evil forces to the end.

Gu Feizhou stood in a stalemate with him for a minute, sighed, passed him directly, threw a set of clothes from the other party's wardrobe and threw it on the bed, then walked up to the other party, and took off Lin Jinou's big vest without saying a word He got down and put on a short-sleeved T-shirt.

Young Master Lin was stunned for a moment. He didn't expect that Gu Feizhou, who seemed so calm and gentle, would actually start fighting with him, and he did it in such a fucking way!

He was stunned for a full half a minute before shouting: "Gu Feizhou, you pervert, you stripped my clothes?!"

He paused, as if he felt that he hadn't yelled enough, and said, "When I grow up, no one will take my clothes off!"

Unmoved, Gu Feizhou tapped the watch on his left hand with the index finger of his right hand: "You still have 10 minutes."

He raised his arm, and a pair of black trousers of the young master hung on his forearm. Teacher Gu said calmly, "Do you want me to take off your trousers?"

The author has something to say: Author: Come on, anyway, sooner or later you're going to take off Little Bird's pants :)

That, very shamelessly begging for another wave of author column collection, thank you thank you~~

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