The European King's anchor hits the African Chief God [e-sports]

"You fucking——" Lin Jinou gritted his teeth, angrily pulled his pants off Gu Feizhou's arm, and rushed to the bathroom.

"Gu Feizhou, you're cruel!" The young master angrily slammed the bathroom door loudly.

Gu Feizhou shook his head to himself, and arranged the two chairs in front of the desk.

In the bathroom, Lin Jinou reluctantly tore off his flowery underpants. As soon as the waistband of the trousers reached his ankles, he felt the phone ring in his pocket.

Xiao Ke's WeChat.

Xia Kexing: "Father, do you want to have a game tonight? The girl in the class next door asked me to take her to eat chicken."

Lin Jinou's addiction to the Internet and games is not serious, at least much lighter than Xiao Ke, a true scholar.If it weren't for the strict control at home, Xiao Ke might not even be able to pass Lin Jinou's exam.

Lin Jinou plays games and broadcasts live purely to pass the time when he has nowhere to rest, and spends more time lying on the bed spreading pancakes, doing nothing.Every time at that time, his mind would be thinking about something, and then he would let himself go, and he would be confused and irritable.

He felt that his life had already been written, so why should he study?Anyway the result is the same.

Later, I met qwertZ by chance on the Internet, and he suddenly felt that playing games was a bit interesting.

There is no interest in PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds without his brother.

That's why when faced with Xiao Ke's request, he didn't answer directly, but opened QQ and sent a message to his brother.

oh: "Brother, are you going to play the game tonight?"

In the second bedroom separated by a wall, Gu Feizhou's cell phone rang.

Z: "No, I've been busy recently. Next time."

After giving Lin Jinou a basic test yesterday, Gu Feizhou felt that the review materials Qin Ting sent him were far from enough. That kid's foundation is too poor. Although the review materials are comprehensive, they are not as comprehensive as the textbooks. So he I decided to teach Lin Jinou, starting from the first textbook in the first year of high school, so preparing lessons will take more time and energy than originally thought.

Lin Jinou glanced at his brother's reply, and felt a little uncomfortable. After all, he was going to be abused by the big devil all afternoon, and he couldn't play games with his brother tonight——

It's too miserable, Lin Jinou said heartily.

As soon as he was about to reply to his brother, Xiao Ke's WeChat video popped up. He didn't even think about it, and just clicked to accept.

"Damn," Xiao Ke's first words rushed over after the video was connected.

Because of the angle, what caught his eyes was the side of Lin Jinou's thigh.

Lin Jinou is too familiar with Xiao Ke, let alone just showing his thighs, even if he is completely naked, he will not feel embarrassed. He picked up the phone very calmly and said, "Bibi what?"

"It's nothing." Xiao Ke also calmed down now, "I just didn't expect it to be like this when I got connected."

Then he went straight to the topic and said, "Ouer, do you want to have a game tonight?"

Lin Jinou remembered what his brother said in QQ just now, and lowered his eyes: "No group."

"Don't," Xiao Ke said, "That girl is still sending WeChat messages begging me to take her."

"You have to bring it yourself," Lin Jinou said angrily, "Dad can't even keep his morals, and he's still eating chicken."

"!!" Xiao Ke only felt that the amount of information was huge. He held the phone with a shocked expression on his face: "So just now you entered the country with bare legs because someone ripped off your pants, or did you voluntarily remove them?!"

Lin Jinou was taken aback for a moment, then laughed twice after realizing it, and scolded: "Get out! Don't think too much."

Xiao Ke gave a "tsk" sound: "Then what are you talking about that is unscrupulous?"

How should I say this?

As soon as he said it, he had to go around to Gu Feizhou's head. When he thought of Gu Feizhou, Lin Jinou's heart ached and his stomach ached. He rubbed his chest and sighed: "It's a long story, anyway, it won't work tonight. To learn."

Xiao Ke probably felt that his world view had been impacted, and his eyes widened: "What are you talking about? What are you going to do? The wind is too strong and I can't hear it!"

Lin Jinou laughed again, and scolded: "Get out! My mother found me a tutor, and she's staying in my room now. Didn't I tell you in a WeChat message last time?"

Xiao Ke said "ah": "I thought that with your ability, the application for tutoring was just a formality. Anyway, it is impossible to pass. Even if you pass, you will be thrown away by you after teaching you for the first time."

Lin Jinou laughed angrily: "Get lost."

Xiao Ke asked again: "So the tutor took your pants off?"

Lin Jinou gave another "tsk" and frowned: "Yeah, isn't it for you to be clever?"

"Family teacher..." Xiao Ke let out a wretched laugh, and deliberately emphasized the word "teacher", "What teacher? What's your last name? Cang?"

Lin Jinou: "..."

"Don't think that if I can't beat you over the phone, you can be presumptuous in front of Dad!" Lin Jinou said.

At this moment, Gu Feizhou sat at the desk and looked at the time. It was three o'clock, and it only took a minute or two to change a pair of pants. Why hasn't Lin Jinou come back yet?

"Not yet?" Gu Feizhou went to the bathroom and knocked on the door.

"I won't tell you anymore," Lin Jinou put his phone by the pool and turned on the speakerphone, and quickly put on his trousers, "The teacher is here to remind you." Then he hung up the video decisively.

After Lin Jinou opened the door, he saw Mr. Gu's bland and ascetic face, tsk, how could such a cold person take off his pants?

Ah no, it's the clothes, it's all Xiao Ke's fault, he was confused by a video.

Teacher Gu tapped his dial again, and looked down at him: "So long? It's past three o'clock, so don't blame me for procrastinating."

"..." Lin Jinou was speechless for a while, then glared at him, "That's really hard work for you, Mr. Gu."

Gu Feizhou nodded slightly: "It should."

Lin Jinou: "..."

Grass.

I'll give you the root score, and you'll play it even if you step on the horse, right?

Gu Feizhou had already turned around and went to the desk, Lin Jinou went back to the bathroom to get his mobile phone, there was an unread message on WeChat.

Xia Ke Xing: "Study hard ♂[/smile]"

Lin Jinou squeezed his phone and scolded "grass" with a smile, and then sent the other party an emoji of Zhang Bi's middle finger.

As he walked to his room, he answered QQ for his brother.

oh: "Then next time, I happen to be quite busy recently."

Just after Lin Jinou sent this message, he heard Gu Feizhou's cell phone ring, and he raised his head subconsciously, and saw Gu Feizhou typing on the cell phone.

Soon, his cell phone rang.

He was heartbroken.

Xiao Ke sent him a sand sculpture emoticon package, but he didn't bother to pay attention to it. Just as he locked the phone screen, it rang again in his hand.

Z: "Okay, let's make an appointment next time."

Lin Jinou heard two crisp sounds, he looked up and saw that Gu Feizhou had obtained a stretchable wooden stick from nowhere, and it was [-] to [-] centimeters away when it was fully pulled out.

Lin Jinou was amazed, and said to himself, Mr. Gu, you are really dedicated.

"Mute your phone," Teacher Gu said coldly.

"..." Lin Jinou couldn't help complaining, "It's a sense of ceremony again, isn't it?"

Teacher Gu gave a satisfied "Yes", and pulled out the chair for the other party in a very gentlemanly manner. Lin Jinou sat on it, and did not forget to give the other party a sharp look.

Gu Feizhou pretended not to see the disgusted look of the other party, and said solemnly: "I decided to teach you in another way."

Lin Jinou raised his eyebrows and asked alertly, "Why?"

Gu Feizhou: "I'll give you extra lessons from the beginning, and go through all the basic knowledge from the first year of high school to the third year of high school."

Lin Jinou had a mouthful of old blood stuck in his throat. He glanced at the densely packed textbooks on the bookshelf. His scalp was numb. He pointed at them and raised his voice: "All?! So many!"

"Well," Gu Feizhou nodded, "so you have to cooperate with me, study hard, improve your learning efficiency, so that you can finish learning quickly."

"..." Lin Jinou frowned, and began to speak incoherently. He didn't know what he wanted to express, "No, there are many things. It can't be done just by cooperation. I think we—"

"The first math textbook in the first year of high school," Gu Feizhou interrupted him, spreading his palms towards the other party.

"..." Lin Jinou forced a smile, pulled out the math textbook from the bookshelf angrily, gritted his teeth, and said word by word, "I'm on a horse—I must have owed you in my previous life."

Gu Feizhou was very blunt, and his voice was very calm: "You don't need to be a cow or a horse, you should study hard in this life as a reward for me."

"..." Lin Jinou found that Mr. Gu did not have any psychological burden on the matter of pushing his nose and face.

"Plan for two hours first..." Gu Feizhou glanced at the schedule he made, flipped through the math textbook in his hand, and said while thinking, "How about finishing the three chapters of sets, elementary functions and sequence of numbers?"

Lin Jinou's expression changed from shock at the beginning to numbness: "It's not that good, haha."

"These three chapters are not difficult," Gu Feizhou said.

Lin Jinou snorted coldly, snatched the textbook from Gu Feizhou, flipped through the table of contents, and said angrily, "Come on, Teacher Gu, tell me, which chapter do you think is difficult?"

"..."

Not to mention, there is really no chapter that is difficult. It is only the first math textbook in high school. How difficult can it be?

However, Gu Feizhou usually said this kind of immodest words, so he just opened his mouth and didn't say anything.

"Let's be a college bully," Lin Jinou scratched his head, a little speechless, "Things that you think are so simple are really difficult for us scumbags, okay?"

"..." Gu Feizhou paused, as if he was organizing his words, before he spoke for a long time, "I'll take you to learn it from the beginning, it's not difficult, it's the foundation of the whole high school mathematics, you'll know it after you learn it."

Lin Jinou covered his ears and shrank back on the chair, like a kindergarten kid, unilaterally rejecting someone's output.

"..." Gu Feizhou had a headache, hesitated for a while and finally let go, "Then set, elementary functions and arithmetic sequence, okay? Let's start with the chapter on sequence, and learn the rest next time."

He forcibly pulled Lin Jinou's hand from the other's ear, and he realized it with affection: "It really can't be less, otherwise I really can't finish the textbooks during the summer vacation."

"It really can't be less?" Lin Jinou frowned and looked at Gu Feizhou, feeling like an aunt who went to the vegetable market to buy vegetables at the moment, trying to bargain for the price.

"No," Gu Feizhou shook his head with a firm attitude.

Lin Jinou cheated and began to attack personally: "How can a man say no?!"

Sure enough, even a man couldn't bear this kind of persistence, but finally there was a wave of fluctuation on the usually calm face of God Feizhou.

Gu Feizhou spoke, his voice was still calm and light, he said: "You are so curious, do you want to try me?"

Lin Jinou was taken aback for a moment, thinking that he should draw some conclusions from this sentence, but soon Gu Feizhou's voice disrupted his train of thought.

"Two hours, aggregate functions and arithmetic progressions," Gu Feizhou said coldly, "begin class."

The plan always failed to keep up with the changes. After half an hour of extension, the plan was finally completed.Lin Jinou, who was tortured by aggregate functions and arithmetic progressions, let out a long sigh, and lay down on the table hopelessly: "It's finally over! My brain hurts."

"How about it, isn't it difficult?" Gu Feizhou asked.

"I feel that my body has been hollowed out by you," Lin Jinou didn't want to talk to him after saying this, and turned his head to the other side, so that he could see nothing.

"Let's take a rest when we're tired," Gu Feizhou said again.

As if Lin Jinou was about to receive an amnesty, the pain in his brain stopped immediately, and half of his body stood up from the table: "Great, you have finally become a human again."

In the next second, he heard Gu Feizhou say, "Let's learn Chinese now."

Before Lin Jinou could move his half of his butt off the table, he sat back down again. He turned his face to look at Gu Feizhou, with an expression of disbelief: "What did you say?"

"I just studied science, and science is more brain-intensive," Gu Feizhou found a pile of materials from the pile of materials he brought, "so let's study liberal arts now and take a rest."

Lin Jinou: "??"

No, do you have any misunderstanding about "rest"?

The "rest" in your Xueba's mouth... Learning Chinese is called resting on a horse?

Gu Feizhou didn't rush to open the stack of materials, but said: "Let's memorize two poems or classical Chinese first, and relax."

Lin Jinou: "..."

You can go to your uncle's "relax"!

But the God of Feizhou has already started to ask questions: "Sit up in shock while dying, what's the next sentence?"

Sitting up in a dying sickness?

What is the next sentence?

Lin Jinou really couldn't remember.

He tilted his head, intending to try his luck: "Where did you come from?"

Gu Feizhou was drinking tea, and almost choked to death on the chrysanthemum in the cup - Lin Jinou put a few slices of chrysanthemum into the wolfberry tea that Lin Jinou gave him today.

"No," he said.

"Then..." Lin Jinou quickly searched the memory of his brain, "Iron Horse Binghe is dreaming?"

He felt that he should have guessed it right this time, and the recitation was very smooth, even smoother than Dove.

Gu Feizhou's face sank completely: "Today's homework, copy Yuan Zhen's "Wen Letian Teaching Jiangzhou Sima" twenty times."

Lin Jinou was stunned: "What the hell? You're not a primary school student anymore, and you still practice corporal punishment?"

Gu Feizhou sneered: "Primary school students can memorize this poem."

Lin Jinou: "..."

He felt that he was not compatible with Mr. Gu.

"Now let's talk about ancient common sense," Gu Feizhou opened the materials he brought, "It may be because of improving the cultural confidence of the people of the whole country. Ancient common sense has been a compulsory item in the college entrance examination in Mocheng in recent years."

"Chinese culture is extensive and profound, covering all aspects. It is the precious wealth left to us by our ancestors. We contemporary people should really... why are you laughing?" Gu Feizhou couldn't help asking.

"It's nothing," Lin Jinou burst out laughing, "I just think that your serious appearance is especially suitable for being the anchor of the news network."

"...So, let's learn about the ancient 'Four Books and Five Classics' today," Gu Feizhou decided to ignore the other party and said to himself.

"Four Books and Five Classics are collectively referred to as the Four Books and the Five Classics. The Four Books refer to the Great Learning, The Doctrine of the Mean, The Analects and Mencius, and the Five Classics refer to the Book of Songs, Shangshu, Book of Rites, Zhouyi and Spring and Autumn Annals. "," Gu Feizhou opened the file, pointed to the Four Books and Five Classics, and suddenly remembered Lin Jinou's poor reserve of ancient poems, so he wanted to test him again.

He asked: "A friend comes from afar, what's the next sentence?"

"..." The corner of Lin Jinou's mouth twitched fiercely, feeling offended again.

Although he didn't answer the sentence about sitting up in shock just now, but this sentence is really a sub-question.

He stared at Gu Feizhou, determined to make things difficult for him.

"If you have a friend who comes from afar, you will be punished no matter how far away," Lin Jinou said word by word.

The author has something to say: Teacher Gu:? ?

This is quite smooth. 2333

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