The European King's anchor hits the African Chief God [e-sports]

Damn, "Idiot laughs"...

"..." Lin Jinou twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "Uncle, you can keep up with the trend."

The uncle laughed again, and when he was packing the cup, Lin Jinou couldn't help but muttered, "Is this really new?"

The uncle promised again and again, and he almost raised four fingers to swear to the sky.

Lin Jinou was finally relieved.

Although he didn't have a good impression of Big Devil Gu, but his face was really fair and clean, not that kind of boyish face, but that kind of immortal coldness that transcends the common world.

Such a celestial person can be seen as a clean freak.If this tea mug is not new, someone will probably have to deal with it for several days.

He washed the cup immediately after returning home, and told Lin Ranxia that he would use this cup when Gu Feizhou came to the house in the future, and always use disposable paper cups, which are not environmentally friendly and bad for health.

**

After Gu Feizhou drank almost two-thirds of the wolfberry tea in the mug, the hour and minute hands of the clock on the wall formed exactly ninety degrees.

It's three o'clock.

Gu Feizhou put down the tea mug and said to Lin Jinou: "Okay, let's start the test."

Lin Jinou: "..."

He sighed, and stood up resignedly. Anyway, stretching out his head was a knife, and retracting his head was also a knife.

Isn't it just an exam?

Was he ever afraid?

I never passed the exam anyway.

"Take a test," Lin Jinou snorted and stretched lazily, "I'm not afraid."

He said he was going to his room.

"Just write it here," Gu Feizhou's voice sounded behind him.

"Here?" Lin Jinou thought he heard it wrong, "The words here can only be on the dining table."

"It's the dining table," Gu Feizhou said, "I'm afraid the desk in your room is too small."

Lin Jinou's temple suddenly twitched, and his intuition told him that he had a bad premonition:

This big devil won't come up with tens of thousands of questions to torture him, right?

Otherwise, can the desk not fit?

"Gu Feizhou, I warn you," Lin Jinou narrowed his eyes, crossed his arms in front of his chest, and warned, "Don't mess with me."

Gu Feizhou ignored him and sat down at the dining table first, then tapped the opposite chair with his chin, motioning for Lin Jinou to sit over.

He took out the test paper from the bag he was carrying and spread it out in front of Lin Jinou.

Yes, it's not "putting", it's "shop".

Lin Jinou: "..."

He finally knew why Gu Feizhou said that he was afraid that the desks in his room would not be enough.

He was stunned for a while, and said, "I understand the truth, but why do you want to print like this?"

Why can't it be printed page by page, it has to be... so connected?

He counted it, and there were twelve pages in total. On average, there were only two pages of test papers for one course. It could have been printed on one A4 page for one course, front and back, neatly.

But someone is lucky. The width of the paper used is the width of A4 paper, but the length is 4 times that of A12 paper. All the test questions are on the same side, and then they are divided into columns. Each column is about the size of A4 paper. Visible creases at bars.

What sand sculpture is this riding a horse?

"This is more shocking," Gu Feizhou said lightly.

Lin Jinou: "??"

He couldn't help sneering, and folded the [-]-page test paper along the creases of Gu Feizhou's front, and then opened it again. After going back and forth several times, he raised his eyebrows: "It's quite shocking, it can take six courses. Combining all the test questions on one test paper is already a talent, but the idea of ​​presenting it in this form of folding back and forth instead of binding together, I can only say that my knowledge is superficial.”

"Those who know think I'm doing test papers, and those who don't know think I'm reviewing memorials," Lin Jinou couldn't help complaining.

"..."

After Gu Feizhou sat down, he ignored him, took out the ultra-thin notebook from his bag and started preparing for tomorrow's tutoring, and found that someone opposite was still immersed in the memorial-style test paper and couldn't extricate himself.

He cleared his throat helplessly: "You only have two hours and 45 minutes."

"Fucking——" Lin Jinou was a little annoyed on the spot, "Six subjects, less than three hours, Gu Feizhou, are you a devil?"

"You only have two hours and 44 minutes now," the devil glanced at his watch, and said coldly, "If you continue to dawdle, you will have less time."

Lin Jinou was so angry that he was smoking, and said incoherently: "Okay, Gu Feizhou, you are amazing, Gu Feizhou, you are so awesome."

Gu Feizhou still ignored him and continued to prepare lessons.

At exactly six o'clock, Gu Feizhou's cell phone rang.

"It's time," Gu Feizhou held down Ctrl and S at the same time to save the document, and closed the notebook, his voice was still very light, "Stop writing."

Who knows, Lin Jinou didn't take the pen at all, Gu Feizhou cast a puzzled look at him, and the latter responded frankly, spreading his hands: "Actually, it's not a problem to hand in the paper half an hour earlier."

Gu Feizhou was about to say something like "Then your foundation is not bad", when the other party said again: "I don't know how to write anyway, sitting here is a waste of time."

Gu Feizhou: "..."

He reached out his hand to Lin Jinou: "Bring the test paper."

After taking the test paper and glanced at it, I found that few questions were correct. The situation can be said to be very horrible.

Lin Ranxia just came out of the room, and she was busy with work all afternoon, if she hadn't known that Lin Jinou was due to hand in the paper at six o'clock, she wouldn't have come out right now.

"How did Xiaoou do in the exam?" Lin Ranxia asked.

Gu Feizhou opened his mouth, and before he could make a sound, Lin Jinou's expression seemed a little nervous from the corner of his eye.

This guy can act like a little beast with explosive fighting power in front of him, but he is still afraid of his parents?

Gu Feizhou suddenly felt a little interesting.

He put away the test paper and folded it, and said to Lin Ranxia, ​​"It hasn't been changed yet."

"Let's go," Gu Feizhou raised his chin towards Lin Jinou.

Lin Jinou was a little confused.

Gu Feizhou smiled faintly, and his tone was the same as usual: "Isn't it all written? Why are you so sad?"

Lin Jinou blinked his eyes, Lin Ranxia seemed to be smiling lightly from the corner of his eye, and he suddenly felt a little more relaxed.

"Aunt Xia, I don't like having a third person present when I'm giving lectures," Gu Feizhou said apologetically, and then looked at Lin Jinou, "Let's go, go to your room."

Lin Jinou followed Gu Feizhou, even though it was his room, but he followed Gu Feizhou like a younger brother.

"Thank you," Lin Jinou closed the door and choked out such a sentence for a long time.

To be honest, this kind of feeling is quite awkward, he has never put Gu Feizhou in "our camp", and even has a little bit of hostility - after all, no scumbag would like his private life. Teach tutors.

However, just now, Gu Feizhou, who was supposed to be his "enemy", gave him enough face in front of Lin Ranxia.

"Don't thank you too early," Gu Feizhou said calmly.

Sure enough, as he said, 5 minutes later, Lin Jinou decisively put Gu Feizhou into the enemy's camp, and put on 81 locks along the way.

The big devil doesn't deserve his kind thanks!

Gu Feizhou quickly finished correcting the test paper. He opened all the twelve pages of "Reports", and sure enough they couldn't fit on the desk.

"This exam continues the system of 150 points in Chinese, Mathematics and English in the college entrance examination, but the total score of mathematics, physics and chemistry is different from the college entrance examination, but the total score is still 750, so the combined score of these six subjects is still [-] points," Gu Feizhou said. Lin Jinou took out a bottle of solid glue from Lin Jinou's pen case.

Lin Jinou didn't know what he was going to do, and when he realized it, the big devil had already pasted his test paper on the wall directly opposite the desk.

Lin Jinou: "..."

No wonder the big devil wants to print like this, and even print on one side, because it is easier to humiliate him this way!

"Chinese 43, Mathematics 34, English 59, Physics 35, Chemistry 41, Biology 38," Gu Feizhou read from the left side of the "Memorandum" all the way to the right. "You only scored 750 points on the 250-point test paper. "

He paused, couldn't help snorting, and took out a red signature pen from his bag, and wrote "250" in the column of the total score at the far right of the "Memorandum".

The signature pen is probably newly bought, and the ink is particularly rich. The "250" can be said to be very thick and colorful. When the desk lamp shines on it, it even shines with the brilliance that belongs to [-].

Immediately afterwards, Gu Feizhou pointed heavily under the radiant "250": "Heh, two hundred and five."

Lin Jinou: "..."

He felt offended!

"Shocked?" Gu Feizhou asked.

Lin Jinou just wanted to say that this kind of score is basic for him, but his usual test scores are not so low, there are two reasons.

First, he himself had resistance to this test and to Gu Feizhou, so he didn't answer the questions very seriously... Well, even if he was serious, his score would not be much higher.

Second, there are almost no multiple-choice questions for the big devil's questions. Except for English and Chinese, the rest of the subjects are fill-in-the-blank questions and big questions... What the devil?

How does this make him guess the answer? !

However, he had a flash of inspiration, and suddenly remembered that before the exam, he asked the big devil why he printed the test paper like this, and the other party's answer was "this is more shocking"——

That's right, the long test paper took up half of his wall, and he got a score of [-], wouldn't it be shocking? !

but--

Lin Jinou said: "This is not called shock, this is called 'insult'."

However, the big devil continued to "insult" him again: "I have seen your report card and know that your grades are not very good, but I didn't expect it to be so bad."

Gu Feizhou said one thing, he can give Lin Jinou face in front of Lin Ranxia, ​​but in front of him... With the score of [-], is there any "face"?

"Almost all the small questions I asked were relatively simple, mostly filling in the blanks, and the results could be obtained even at a glance or mental calculation, that is, there were two or three more big questions in mathematics and physics respectively. Moreover, they were very simple. , it’s simply a sub-question—”

"Wait," Lin Jinou made a "stop" gesture, "Xueba, in your opinion, it's a sub-question, but in the eyes of us scumbags, it's a proposition, okay?"

Gu Feizhou: "..."

He was choking half to death, pointing to the big "cross" that he had drawn on a big question on the test paper, with an expression of disbelief on his face: "Is this all wrong?"

Lin Jinou asked back: "Shouldn't it be wrong?"

That question obviously looks difficult.

Gu Feizhou was so stunned that he was speechless. He was silent for a while, then pointed to the other answers, and then said: "These questions are all sample questions in your textbook. The original questions have not even changed the numbers. You can do wrong too?"

He felt very incredible.

Lin Jinou casually pulled out a mathematics book from the shelf beside him, and turned a page at random. It happened to be a subject of the type of spatial geometry. A sphere was put into a three-dimensional Cartesian coordinate system, and several lines were drawn on it. Auxiliary line.

"Look at this book," his fingers slid across the pages, "it's cleaner than my face, do you think I should memorize the examples?"

"Look at this ball again," Lin Jinou pointed to the sphere in the Cartesian coordinate system, and snorted coldly, "Oh, look at this ball."

"..."

"As far as your grades are concerned," no matter how well-mannered Gu Feizhou is, he couldn't help complaining at this moment, "How did you get admitted to the High School Affiliated to Mocheng University of Science and Technology?"

The attached middle school is a provincial key private high school.

Lin Jinou shrugged his shoulders when he heard the words, and said in disapproval: "My mother donated two buildings to the attached middle school, why, do you have any questions?"

Gu Feizhou: "..."

Lin Jinou spread his hands: "I'm sorry, RMB players can do whatever they want."

"..."

Gu Feizhou found that his communication with Lin Jinou was very difficult. He tried to calm himself down and wanted to find something to divert his attention. Then he found that next to Lin Jinou's computer was a condenser microphone that was worth a lot of money.

He stared blankly.

"You also play live broadcast?" Gu Feizhou asked.

Lin Jinou grasped the point: "Also?"

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