Don't Hit Me [Journey to the West]

Sun Wukong didn't let go of his slightly frowned eyebrows. Some time ago, he happened to go to the Guanyin Bodhisattva and mentioned it a little.

He lowered his head slightly to hide the emotion in his eyes—or if he finished learning scriptures by himself, the Bodhisattva could raise a little bit.

After all, even if the little idiot was just an accident, his appearance is only good for Tianting, not bad.

As long as there is a cure, it will be easy to handle.

Sun Wukong kept a straight face and told him worriedly: "Don't run around when you have nothing to do in the future."

When discussing important matters, I have never seen such a righteous grand sage. Lu Chen paused for a moment, then smiled: "It's okay, you see, I'm still alive and well."

Monkey King's tone was dignified: "This world is different from the world you said."

Lu Chen's pupils moved. Indeed, in the 21st century, there are no monsters that directly eat people.Thinking about it wildly, he shivered in fear, and moved towards Monkey King's position: "Well, I know, as long as I am awake, I will stick to the great saint's side, and I will not leave even if I am killed. "

Seeing that he was in a good mood, Lu Chen asked tentatively, "Master, can I have a look at your golden cudgel again?"

Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows and asked, "Why, do you want to beat yourself up and go home again?"

Lu Chen rolled his eyes, opened his mouth and said, "Why, my task is to be knocked three times by the Great Sage, not by the golden cudgel!"

Sun Wukong tilted his head, and took out the golden cudgel from his ear: "Even if you knock three times with the golden cudgel, if you have the ability to make it listen to you, then you can go back."

Lu Chen's eyes showed surprise, and he almost jumped up: "Really?"

Sun Wukong's eyes darkened, and he turned his face away to prevent him from seeing his true emotions: "Is that why you want to go home?"

Lu Chen grabbed the hem of his shirt, his eyes evasive: "Actually, it's okay, Da Shengye, you took out the golden cudgel, you really don't want to show it to me?"

Really? Really, look at my sincere little eyes, won't you feel guilty for rejecting such a good kid?

His ability to change the subject is still as bad as ever, but Monkey King doesn't care about it, and this time he even changed the golden cudgel into a portable size and handed it to him.

I didn't see it clearly last time, but this time Lu Chen's eyes were still so attracted, his eyes stuck to it and he couldn't tear it off.

Sun Wukong narrowed his eyes, and the golden cudgel shook twice without any trace, before returning to calm.

Lu Chen wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and took the golden cudgel sacredly. Under Sun Wukong's encouraging eyes, Lu Chen held the golden cudgel and jumped up rare and neatly, turned around to look at Monkey King, and waved it indiscriminately against the sun.

The golden light shone on his body, creating a pale white halo, making his gentle smiling face softer.

Lu Chen also played with golden cudgels when he was a child, but they were plastic ones that cost tens of dollars each. He had many of them in his bedroom.

This is the first time that he has really touched the legendary Dinghaishenzhen, as if the weight of the whole world is in his hands.

Of course, the golden cudgel is not light at all.

I didn't expect the golden cudgel to be able to play by itself after it became smaller, so happy!

Golden Cudgel: "..." Please help, I'm so tired.

Lu Chen couldn't play tricks with the golden cudgel casually like he did when he was a child, but he was very happy to play casually.

"Great Holy Father, look." He happily held up the golden cudgel, eager to show his baby to his parents like a child.

Sun Wukong looked at the innocent smile on his face, and the corners of his mouth slightly curled up.

Some people just have such magic power. When you stay with him, you will naturally let go of your defenses, unburden yourself, relax, and then laugh along with him.

Since Sun Wukong was crushed under Wuzhi Mountain, his state of mind has been greatly different from before.Even looking at everything and everyone is like a passing cloud.

He is immortal, and sometimes watching the world change and the wind and clouds turbulent, he doesn't know the meaning of his existence, so he is quietly forgotten at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain.

Until one day, a little fool climbed up the mountain and excitedly called him "Grand Holy Father".

The little fool is noisy, but it just relieves the boredom that he wants to hear but doesn't want to talk. He lay there and could be seen by himself.

Sun Wukong felt that he was still alive.

Lu Chen didn't get a response from Monkey King, he was neither anxious nor angry, he sat down next to Monkey King after playing crazy enough, rubbed his shoulder against his arm and panted heavily: "It's awesome, but it's still a little heavy."

Sun Wukong glanced at him sideways, with disdain mixed in his eyes.

Lu Chen was afraid that he would start talking about what he didn't practice again, his eyelids trembled slightly, and his shoulders shrank.Unexpectedly, the great saint just changed his sitting position and didn't speak at all.

Lu Chen pursed his lips, rubbed his head and began to carefully observe the golden cudgel.

The golden shell is cold to the touch, but it will still generate heat after holding it for a long time, but this kind of heat is like human body temperature, warm as if it is alive.

Looking at the ancient pattern on it that he hadn't seen clearly last time, Monkey King behind him suddenly said in a serious tone: "You stay here and wait for me, Master has something to do, I'll go and have a look."

Thinking of what the Great Sage had just told him about the plans of the king of the Daughter Kingdom, Lu Chen also became anxious, for fear that something would happen to Tang Seng: "Go quickly, it's fine, I'm not going anywhere else." He yawned as he spoke. , looking up in embarrassment, "I seem to be a little sleepy."

Sun Wukong frowned: "Shall I send you back to sleep first?"

Lu Chen quickly shook his head: "It's okay, I'm just too tired, a little tired, and I may not be able to sleep yet, you should go and see Tangtang first."

Sun Wukong moved his feet, moved two steps and seemed a bit hesitant. He kept looking at his face, and finally said: "Let's put the golden cudgel with you first, and just throw it out if there is something to do."

Lu Chen wanted to reassure him, but his spirit was weak, so he could only bow his head and say yes, "Yes, I see."

Monkey King was worried, and looked at the golden cudgel again, and felt that there should be no serious problem here, because he was too nervous, so he reluctantly lifted his foot and left.

Lu Chen was a little sleepy, but he didn't want to just fall asleep like this, lying in the grass and playing with the golden cudgel in his hand.

A flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, he held the golden cudgel and whispered softly, "Golden cudgel, can you move by yourself?"

The golden cudgel did not respond.

Lu Chen also felt that he was sick. After all, there was still a difference between TV and real life. Maybe the golden cudgel was just a stick. How could he understand what he said.

Lu Chen pursed his mouth, and changed his position to lie on his side and observe the golden cudgel: "It seems that I don't understand it."

He put one end of the golden cudgel against the ground, and the other end against himself and said to himself: "Somersault Yun can understand me."

Before he finished speaking, the golden cudgel under his chin seemed to move.

Lu Chen's eyes lit up - no way.

He immediately sat up straight: "Golden cudgel? Can you really move?"

The golden cudgel, which was obviously metal, suddenly jumped for a moment, and even bent its head as if to say hello, but the movements were slow, like a shy little girl, not at all familiar.

Lu Chen was so surprised that he couldn't close his mouth. He turned his head to look for the traces of Monkey King and wanted to tell him that somersault cloud had really talked to him, but he didn't see a single figure, but he was only lost for a while, and he was immersed in the golden The hoop stick is really a living surprise.

He embraced the golden cudgel excitedly, and was so ashamed that the golden cudgel took two steps back in a panic before being hugged by him, and the top even rubbed against his cheek.

"Ahhh, life is perfect. I have seen the Great Sage, I have ridden somersault clouds, and now I am talking to the Golden Cudgel. Even if I go back immediately, I will have no regrets!"

go home?Lu Chen's head moved and his mind turned.

The golden cudgel belonged to the Great Holy Lord, so a knock on the golden cudgel should also represent the Great Holy Lord.

Even if the great saint is not there, it should be okay for him to knock a few times secretly.

Lu Chen secretly glanced around, but found no sign of anyone.

Sitting up straight, he tried to block the golden cudgel with his small body: "Golden cudgel, student Xiao Jin, I ask you to do something." After Lu Chen rambled on about the whole thing, he finally smashed it. Come on, "Do you understand?"

Seeing the golden cudgel bent into the shape of a question mark, Lu Chen was surprised: "You didn't understand what I said in such detail? Did you not understand?"

Golden Cudgel: "..." You are exaggerating the Holy Father the whole time, so what exactly are you trying to explain?

Lu Chen didn't want to explain anything, he was just introducing his world to Jin Choubang, and then he talked about the famous Journey to the West that he had read since he was a child, and the topic went astray unconsciously.

He was tired: "Why are you so stupid, you can't even understand this, how did you communicate with the great saint?"

Even if the golden cudgel is just a stick, it is not a solid eye. You must not let people say that you are stupid, not to mention that you have no trouble communicating with the Great Holy Lord, so everything is not your fault, but this person's problem !

The golden cudgel immediately turned into an exclamation point.

Lu Chen was delighted: "I knew my expression was fine, and I understood it, so can you knock me three times?"

Golden Cudgel: "!!!!!!" Why did you suddenly make such a cruel request!

Of course not!Absolutely not!It has seen with its own eyes how much the Great Holy Lord likes this stupid human being in front of him. If he knocks him three times, wouldn't the Great Holy Lord have to send himself back to Donghai Dinghai again.

It doesn't want it, no one will play with it standing there.Embarrassing and boring.

Lu Chen hugged the golden cudgel tightly with both hands, eager to try: "Let's try it now, can you do it yourself, do you need my help?"

After finishing speaking, I thought that I would accompany Tang Seng and his disciples to learn Buddhist scriptures, so I hurriedly added, "Don't knock too much, just twice, if you knock too much, I will go home directly, it's not good."

Golden Cudgel: "!!!!!!" Quickly got out of Lu Chen's arms.

Don't say it twice, even if it bumps and bumps, it doesn't dare.

Sneak out, the arms are empty.Lu Chen was anxious, and immediately stood up: "Hey, wait a minute, don't move around, you want to aim at me, where are you going?"

He followed and chased after him, but with a swish before his eyes, the golden cudgel disappeared.

Lu Chen raised his face and met Sun Wukong's gloomy face. He watched him move his ears, and it was obvious that the golden cudgel had been retracted.

Lu Chen: "!!!!!!"

He took two steps back at a loss, scratched his forehead with his fingers, smiled awkwardly but not politely: "Hehe, Great Holy Lord, when did you come back?"

"When you have a relationship with the golden cudgel."

It was obvious that his tone was cold and...angry, Lu Chen's heart trembled: "No, no, I, I, I..."

Sun Wukong took a step forward. Even without saying a word, Lu Chen felt the extreme pressure on his heart. He panicked and lost his footsteps. He habitually wanted to grab the hand of the Great Sage, but he didn't dare to say, "Da Sheng!" Lord, I..."

Seeing the face of the great saint getting darker and darker, Lu Chen simply bent down and hugged the great saint's thigh: "Great saint, I was wrong, I didn't mean to run, I just tried, just tried. "

Sun Wukong looked at him coldly, try?What if you try to go back?

It's just that looking at Lu Chen's pitiful watery eyes from top to bottom, Sun Wukong felt a little annoyed, but he also felt a little uncomfortable when he couldn't get up or down with his breath stuck in his chest.

When will the little idiot be enlightened?

Lu Chen saw that his complexion improved a lot, and continued to pretend to be pitiful: "Great Saint, don't be angry, I swear, yes, I swear, I will never do it again in the future, even if I want to leave, I will definitely ask the Great Saint agreed."

Sun Wukong choked for a moment and didn't speak. He would agree with him to go home, but he definitely didn't go home alone.

"Get up."

Sun Wukong is angry, but he has nothing to do, he wants to go home.

But... wouldn't he be reluctant, reluctant to part with them?

Lu Chen heaved a sigh of relief, his eyes narrowed with a smile, and he sneaked a glance at the relatively easy-to-talk Grand Holy Father, and secretly swore in his heart that he would never dare to challenge the Great Holy Father's bottom line.

The angry Da Shengye is really scary.

He didn't dare to ask the Great Holy Master what he was doing, just followed behind him obediently like a little tail, and smirked at him from time to time, hoping that he could forgive his momentary confusion.

After all, the temptation is too great!

Lu Chen licked his lips and swallowed, still feeling unwilling.

Ahhh, such a big temptation is in front of me, how can I control it.

Lu Chen: "QWQ" will never look at the Golden Cudgel again!

The author has something to say: Lu Chen whimpered: The temptation was too great, I couldn't resist it!

Golden Cudgel is innocent: So blame me.

Sun Dasheng glared at him.

The golden cudgel tremblingly: Blame me, blame me, blame me.