Don't Hit Me [Journey to the West]

Lu Chen hid behind Sun Wukong, grabbed his shoulders and tried to stand on tiptoe, then managed to poke his head out, glanced at the surroundings with treacherous eyebrows, especially smooth as a thief, and asked in a low voice: "You said that if Tangtang Will you be angry if you find out?"

Monkey King turned around and left without hesitation: "Then let's go back." He didn't want to come anyway.

Lu Chen grabbed his wrist and stared at him like a puppy, begging with obvious meaning, bowing again and again: "Don't, I finally came here. It's not in vain if I haven't seen the king of Daughter Country."

Seeing that Sun Wukong's face was turning black again, Lu Chen hurriedly patched it up: "No, no, of course the ultimate purpose of my coming is to find the Great Sage. Without the Great Sage, I wouldn't have come here, but at least I'm here. ,It's a pity that we don't see each other, and..."

His eyes are like stars in the night sky, blinking brightly: "That's a scandal of a generation of holy monks, scandal."

Brother Yu, you get excited just thinking about it, okay?

The Tang Seng in the TV series may have been moved, but because of his mission, he finally looked back with affection in his eyes, but he never saw each other again.

Maybe it's not love, but it's pure affection, it's lofty, it's impossible for Lu Chen to understand at this age, but he yearns for it especially when he is ignorant.

Sun Wukong's expression was calm, he stared at his hand but pointed to a group of people surrounded by flowers in the imperial garden in front, and reminded in a cold voice: "That's not exactly the person you want to see."

Lu Chen followed his hand and looked over, and was stunned for a moment.The flowers are delicate and beautiful, but they are far inferior to the daughter's flowery face.

The king of the daughter country really deserves his reputation.

Sun Wukong waved his hand twice in front of him: "Why, are you dumbfounded?"

Lu Chen suddenly came back to his senses, his face was so red that it was about to bleed, he lowered his head and looked over involuntarily, his voice was light and fluttering, his head felt dizzy and the soles of his feet were weak even without somersaulting, and he subconsciously sighed: "It's really good Beautiful."

Sun Wukong held his shoulder and looked into his eyes for a long while, sure that he only saw appreciation in it, but not the slightest love for his children, so he felt relieved, turned around and left with a flick of his sleeves.

Seeing this, Lu Chen didn't care about the beautiful and ugly women anymore, so he hurriedly followed behind him and whispered, "Master, are you angry again? Don't be angry."

Sun Wukong suddenly turned his face, and Lu Chen almost bumped into him. The tip of his nose was facing his chest. He raised his face slightly, brushed his forehead past his chin, and smiled silly: "Great Saint."

Sun Wukong lowered his head, his piercing eyes almost looked into his heart, Lu Chen trembled, and involuntarily wanted to grab his clothes to make sure that this person would not disappear in a fit of anger.If the Great Holy Lord really wanted to avoid him, then his spells would definitely never see the Great Holy Lord again in his life.

Sun Wukong pressed his shoulder to prevent him from taking another step forward: "Am I often angry?"

Lu Chen was taken aback, and shook his head instinctively, but seeing the appearance of the Great Holy Father sincerely and humbly asking for advice, he stroked his chin and thought for a while, and finally nodded: "A little bit, but only a little bit." If this point is corrected If it is done, the Great Holy Lord is really perfect.

Sun Wukong nodded: "Well, that's good, since it bothers you, you can go."

Lu Chen: "!!!!!!" What's going on? !

Lu Chen tightly grabbed Monkey King's sleeve, and stuck his whole body on his back, hugging him like an octopus for fear that he would disappear in a blink of an eye, moving his mouth faster than a machine gun, for fear that Monkey King would not be patient to listen Going down, he said anxiously: "Master, I was wrong, I didn't bother you, I was just afraid that I would annoy you, I'm too stupid, I can't do this well, I can't do that well, and."

He lowered his head slightly, his forehead just touched Sun Wukong's spine, rubbed it flatteringly, and said embarrassedly, "I'm so stupid, I always make you angry, I'm sorry, but I can't change it, I I'm afraid you'll be annoying, really, I don't bother you, how could I bother you, I like you so much, I especially like staying with you, if I can't go home during this period of time, I want to keep going stay with you."

"You must believe me." Lu Chen raised his face, just in time to meet Monkey King's gaze, not too embarrassed, he raised his face pitifully and poured out all his truest feelings.

The big shiny eyes that glowed with water flickered and flickered, and the brightest starlight was filled with it in broad daylight.

Sun Wukong looked at that round head for a while, then squinted his eyes to hide the smile in his eyes: "Really?"

Lu Zhongzhong nodded quickly to express his determination: "Yes, yes, really." So you must not drive me away, I don't want to leave.

He subconsciously tightened the hand that was pinching the hem of Sun Wukong's clothes.

Sun Wukong raised his face and glanced at the daughter king who was surrounded by everyone and the Tang monk who was obviously alienated, his eyes were slightly darkened, and he turned sideways to look elsewhere: "Let's go over there."

"En." Lu Chen nodded in response.You can go anywhere, as long as you're not angry.

Sun Wukong refers to a small river at the other end of the imperial garden. It is peaceful and peaceful, which is very suitable for meditation.

When passing by the small pavilion, Lu Chen saw Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing sitting inside eating from a distance, he waved at random and wanted to go over to say hello, but seeing Zhu Bajie lazily teaching Sha Wujing a lesson, he looked at Sha Wujing again A layer of blush covered Jing's heavy skin, and he stopped walking wisely.

Although I don't know why, I feel that they should not welcome me to go there now.After all, it is not a glorious thing for a man of Sha Wujing's age to be taught a lesson by a young man who looks much younger than himself.

He bouncingly followed behind the Great Sage, glanced to the left and then again, but he didn't leave Sun Wukong half a step from the beginning to the end, and came to the side of the small river.

Lu Chen looked at the sparkling and quiet river due to the reflection of the sun, glanced at the silent Grand Sage beside him, picked up a stone on the ground and squatted down, aimed at the water surface and made a very difficult Throwing it in horizontally - the stone sank to the bottom of the river with a plop.

Sitting down with a bitter face: "It's annoying, I can't float every time."

Sun Wukong raised his hand, and a bright white round stone appeared in his hand. The moment he withdrew his hand, the stone flew out, knocked on the water several times, and finally disappeared in front of his eyes.

Lu Chen turned around, his eyes were full of admiration and envy: "Master, you are so amazing, you are amazing at everything."

Sun Wukong lay down and rubbed his elbows on the grass, looking at the flawless white clouds in the sky: "Great? Doesn't mean good!"

Lu Chen stood above him, half-closed his eyes to see the slightly lonely expression on his face, and retorted resolutely: "No, it's good to be powerful, and you have the ability to protect yourself, but you don't have to show it in front of everyone. ah?"

He smiled treacherously, but because of his slightly fleshy face, he was very cute: "We are powerful, we won't tell them."

Sun Wukong paused, looked up and asked him, "You mean I shouldn't proclaim myself the Monkey King?"

If it weren't for this name, Heavenly Court would not have found him, and he would not have been suppressed under Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years.

If it weren't for this ability, he wouldn't be restrained and isolated by...

Friends from the past, all the past... all...

"That's not true." Seeing the disappointed expression on his face, Lu Chen lay beside him, leaning his head against his arm, rubbing his shoulder, and said softly, "Master, you were young at that time. Sheng, there is nothing wrong with wanting to express yourself and prove yourself, maybe the greater the power, the greater the responsibility, but at that time, there was nothing important in the Heavenly Court that did not require such a powerful ability from you, so naturally they wanted to try to trap you."

"But this has nothing to do with you. You practice to protect yourself. In this world, the weak are preyed on by the strong. If you don't have any skills, you will already be eaten, right? You think it's the words Monkey King that aroused their fear, but it's actually possible They were already preparing for it when you practiced the shocking 72 magic spells, but they lacked a fuse."

The two looked at the sky, the clouds and the birds. After a long silence, Monkey King smiled: "You can see clearly."

Embarrassed, Lu Chen rubbed his head against the grass again, feeling soft and comfortable, squinting his eyes to look at the helpless white clouds floating everywhere: "What, the authorities are obsessed but the bystanders can see clearly, not to mention that I have read this book dozens of times It's gone." But these are all Tang Seng talked with him many times before he realized it.

He didn't want to see the Great Holy Master unhappy, so he went to ask Tang Seng for advice, and thought about it for a long time before he came up with it.

Sun Wukong seemed to see what he was thinking, turned his face and asked seriously: "So you like me?"

Facing that handsome and handsome face that suddenly grew bigger, Lu Chen's heart beat so fast that he was almost out of breath, and immediately turned his gaze away: "Ah, Great Holy Lord, you, why are you so narcissistic, I It's just, it's just because I don't have any friends, I fall asleep every time I play, and no one plays with me anymore, so I just read books, how can I like you."

Lu Chen didn't realize that he clenched his nervous fingers tightly, and even repeated a sentence two or three times.

This is the myth of his childhood. Who would have thought that he was unraveling his own myth? He was already saving face by not fainting on the spot.

Sun Wukong didn't speak when he saw his bewildered look, just turned his face away and continued to look at the sky.

Lu Chen quietly glanced at his side face, feeling in his heart, the male god is worthy of being a myth, he is really handsome.

The kind of handsomeness written in the book is the handsomeness that bursts the sky, and this person in front of him actually has a kind of gentleness in his bones, which is so charming that people can't take their eyes off.

Who said that if you follow stars closely, you will lose your fans, it is obvious that he has become more fascinated.

Well, he has to bravely admit that he really likes Monkey King, very much.

Monkey King's voice was light: "Have you seen enough?"

Lu Chen lowered his eyelids to cover his flustered eyes: "Ah? I didn't, I didn't."

"When are you going to leave the country of daughters?" He hurriedly found a topic to cover up what was wrong just now, covered his face with his hands, it was hot, put it on the back of his head and lay down on the lawn, and laughed, "I see that the king just now If you like Tangtang so much, I might not give you customs clearance documents in a short time."

Sun Wukong paused and looked at him: "How did you see love in the king's eyes?"

Lu Chen was taken aback, he didn't see it, could there still be love hidden in his eyes?He just watched the behavior of the king and Tangtang being very intimate - and then he was talking nonsense.

Sun Wukong said indifferently: "She probably doesn't really like someone."

"Huh?" Lu Chen tilted his head.

"There are only daughters in the Daughter Kingdom, and there are no men. The children born according to the method you said are only daughters, so the king just wants to discuss with my master whether he can help them have a few sons."

Lu Chen opened his mouth wide, stretched out his finger but didn't know where to point it, and finally grasped it and hung it down: "You mean, you mean her, she just wants to borrow Tangtang?!"

Birth, birth, birth! !

This is beyond the cognition of Lu Chen's little head.

Looking for a man?Is it because you want to have a son?

Isn't it love?

What about beautiful love?

What about the beauty he longed for?

Was... eaten? !

Lu Chen couldn't accept it at all, and lost his mind.

Seeing his funny expression, Monkey King poked his puffed bun face: "Master is not alone, there are four of us here."

"Four four four four four?!!!"

Before recovering from the fact that the reality is so confusing, Lu Chen said blankly, "It's not love, but a child."

Still four!

Sun Wukong pinched his face: "Stupid?"

Facing his smiling eyes, he thought it was funny that he was so sad, Lu Chen complained: "My three views are broken."

"?"

Monkey King didn't understand, but he shrugged his shoulders indifferently: "Then put it together again."

Lu Chen fell to the ground dejectedly: "I can't fight anymore, my most longed-for love just died like this."

Sun Wukong's complexion changed slightly: "Do you really like the king of the daughter country?"

Lu Chen turned pale in shock: "Why, I just like her and Tangtang, ah, the more I talk about it, the more it gets messy. I just thought their relationship was beautiful when I was reading." Speaking of his childhood dream, his shoulders collapsed. It was completely discouraged, "Who would have thought that the reality behind the beauty would be so cruel, oh no, it's not cruel, it's just... just wanting a child."

What cruel love!

Sun Wukong looked at him for a while: "You are also a man, if you like the king, maybe you can talk to Master about it, and there is still hope."

Lu Chen hurriedly covered his chest, his voice was almost shouted, and he refused firmly: "I don't want it."

"If you don't want it, then don't. What are you excited about?" Sun Wukong looked at his arm lying across his chest with a strange expression.

Lu Chen lowered his head, his cheeks were hot, and the tips of his ears were red. He didn't dare to look at him, and murmured for a while, "How can you bully people?" I'm obviously just a child, how can I have a child? Break my leg directly, or... kill me directly!

This topic was not good at all, so Lu Chen quickly changed the subject: "Then what about the pipa master you gave away? Don't you need to hand her over to some bodhisattva to avoid future troubles?"

Lu Chen suddenly remembered the posture of that pipa master! !

She must not have come to seduce the Great Holy Lord!

Give birth to monkeys? !

Sun Wukong looked at him for a while: "Don't you want me to hide my clumsiness? If I can catch a goblin if I meet it--is that still called hiding clumsiness?"

Lu Chen quickly realized that he glanced around, but he didn't look at anything, and mysteriously lowered his voice to Monkey King's ear: "Yes, as long as you don't perform so outstandingly, the people above will be fine in the future." I won’t send you such a heavy task, and I won’t always keep an eye on whether you will rebel, and the days to come will be much easier.”

Sun Wukong looked at the man whose neck hadn't faded from the blush and was still panting slightly, and nodded thoughtfully: "Yes, it's much easier, after all, there are weaknesses that can be subdued."

Seeing that he understood, Lu Chen immediately followed him and nodded, looking up at the sky.

That's great, the Holy Father won't be unhappy because of insignificant people.

After a long time, Monkey King suddenly asked, "Do you want to sleep again?"

Lu Chen shook his head: "No, not sleepy yet."

Sun Wukong: "The last time I woke up, I fell asleep again. Is the onset irregular?"

Lu Chen flattened his mouth: "I haven't found a pattern yet. Sometimes when I feel sleepy, I just want to sleep. Sometimes I will fall asleep suddenly without warning while I am doing other things."

Monkey King frowned: "Isn't it very dangerous?"

Lu Chen nodded: "Well, it's a little bit, so when I was young, I went to school, oh, it was a private school. My parents asked teachers to teach me in my house. Later, when they grew up, they said to contact the outside world more."

Sun Wukong nodded knowingly.No wonder he was so stupid, it turned out to be because of illness.

The author has something to say: Lu Chen panicked: Having a baby! ! !I'm still young! ! !Please let me go! ! !