Don't Hit Me [Journey to the West]

Lu Chen also stroked his hair embarrassingly, and smiled a little awkwardly.

At that moment just now, he was stunned. His first reaction when he saw the Great Sage was to ask for help, just to pour out his grievances, but he didn't pay attention to his image at all. At this moment, he touched his face with his hands and forced a smile: " Isn’t it too messy, somersault cloud is too bad, he was so fast, I was so scared that I forgot everything.”

His fingertips were wet, and the smile was completely stiff on his face.

Just now he was crying in front of the male god without any image. Forget it, he can start preparing to commit suicide.

Lu Chen was so ashamed that he couldn't bear to see anyone, so he quickly covered his face and yelled: "Are there tears on my face, ah, it's so annoying, why is somersaulting cloud so bad? No shower."

He hurriedly wanted to get down from Sun Wukong's arms to prevent the Grand Sage from seeing his distress, but he was firmly fixed, only to hear the cold voice of the Grand Sacred Master ringing in his ears again: "Well, it's its problem, It should be punished."

Somersaulting Cloud trembled all over, hitting Sun Wukong's calf slightly, even Lu Chen was trembling.

Lu Chen cautiously glanced at Somersault Yun from between his fingers, who seemed to be afraid of being coquettish and begging for forgiveness. He felt sorry, but it was actually because he was too weak.He took a deep breath and faced his own misery, pursed his mouth and raised his face: "It's better not to, somersault cloud always brings the great saint, so it's inevitable that I'm not familiar with a weak chicken like me, and it's only natural for me to make mistakes."

Sun Wukong shook his head, with a serious expression that Lu Chen had never seen before: "It will take you with it often in the future, and it has a long memory."

Lu Chen was stunned for a moment, and then realized that the Great Saint said that every time he woke up, he would have to trouble Doudouyun to bring him here. A bright flower bloomed on his face, and he hugged Monkey King tightly. Rubbed his neck flatteringly: "Thank you, Great Saint."

Sun Wukong patted him on the back stiffly, turned his face and said dryly: "It's okay."

But - looking at the aggrieved little Somersault Cloud, Lu Chen still begged in a low voice: "Then let me practice more, please don't punish Somersault Cloud, it is so pitiful, meeting someone like me who can't be promoted."

Sun Wukong didn't quite understand the meaning of his words, but he could tell from his expression that he was probably embarrassed: "Alright, if there is nothing to do during this time, let it take you to fly more, and it will be good if you become proficient."

Lu Chen trembled all over, his face collapsed, and he wanted to fly.But looking at the aggrieved somersault cloud, he gritted his teeth and nodded, flying as he pleases, whoever is afraid of whom.

Tears were all dried on his face, and his facial expression hurt a little, Lu Chen grinned in discomfort.

Sun Wukong: "Did your face twitch?"

Lu Chen's face was really about to twitch, the clothes in his arms were pinched between him and Sun Wukong's chest, hurting his ribs, he pulled up two fingers and looked pitifully at Monkey King, showing him that he was about to take a bath but was forcibly brought here Evidence: "Can I take a shower?"

Monkey King pursed his lips: "Well, I'll help you get water."

Lu Chen grinned, and was about to thank him when he realized that he seemed to be still in Monkey King's arms, and quickly kicked his legs twice to get off: "I'm sorry, Great Holy Lord, I was too excited just now."

Sun Wukong put his arms around his waist, and even lifted him up: "Don't move, you don't have shoes on."

Lu Chen blushed, thinking of how anxious he was to read the note before he had time to put on his shoes, he pursed his lips and stopped talking, only feeling that his ears were steaming.

Monkey King didn't know what he was thinking just now, he snapped his other hand while holding the person, and a screen and a big steaming tub appeared in the room.

Lu Chen's eyeballs almost fell out in surprise: "Great Saint, you can conjure hot water out of thin air, why does Tangtang still have a long, long time without taking a bath?"

Sun Wukong was taken aback for a moment, never expecting that his mind could turn so fast: "Master will not allow you to use spells indiscriminately during the study."

Lu Chen pouted and held his chin in his hands, completely using Monkey King's shoulders as a table: "You can also use spells to fight monsters."

Before the words fell, he looked over Sun Wukong's shoulders and landed on the bed, suddenly grabbed Monkey King's ear and pulled it back, screaming, pointing in the direction of the bed, his arms were shaking: "Great Holy Father, there are monsters! Beat her, beat her!" Beat it."

Sun Wukong didn't turn his head, and said flatly: "It's just a master of pipa."

Lu Chen huddled in Sun Wukong's arms, carefully peeking at the woman who was wearing a red gauze, half-covered, perfectly revealing her uneven and exquisite figure, who was lying gracefully on the bed.

"Great Sage, we've been talking here for a long time, why hasn't she responded at all." The posture is still so enchanting, this goblin—could it be...

Monkey King glanced lightly, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, the person on the bed disappeared immediately: "It was just fixed." Originally, he wanted to throw it directly, but just as he was fixed, he caught someone who fell from the sky.

Then the irrelevant people are simply forgotten.

Lu Chen circled around. Although the room was big, it obviously looked like his daughter's boudoir, and there was even a pink veil. He blinked his eyes and guessed: "Could you have robbed someone else's daughter's boudoir?"

Judging by the appearance of the female fairy just now, she should be sleeping, right?

Sun Wukong looked at him for a while, then sighed indistinctly, and put him on the step in front of the tub: "Thinking wildly, of course not."

Lu Chen breathed a sigh of relief: "Okay, let me just say, even if you think about it, Tangtang probably doesn't want to."

Sun Wukong's eyes dimmed: "This is the kingdom of daughters, so naturally the room layout is in accordance with the etiquette of the kingdom of daughters."

Lu Chen stood obediently on the pedal, stretched his arms naturally and looked at Monkey King who was helping him undress, his eyes were shining brightly: "Daughter country? Are Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing pregnant with children?"

The corner of Sun Wukong's eyes twitched, completely unable to keep up with his escaped thinking: "Child?"

Lu Chen raised his foot with a smile and asked him to help him take off his pants: "Yes, in Journey to the West, it is written that the daughter country is full of daughters, and there is a small river flowing outside their country. It is said that if someone wants to have a child, he can drink it. The water in that river." He tilted his head, "I remember this river is called Zimu River?"

Sun Wukong put his hands under his armpits like holding a child and put him into the water: "It says in the book that some of us drank it?"

Thinking of Zhu Bajie's embarrassment in the TV series, Lu Chen laughed loudly, slipped his foot and gave Monkey King a hand, and lay half in his arms: "Yeah, I don't remember who drank it, but there must be Zhu Bajie!"

Sun Wukong fished out the man, pinched his nose, and was often hit, no wonder he was so slumped: "No one drinks, that stream of water looks clean, but in fact we came in just downstream of it, so Bajie didn't want to drink."

Lu Chen pursed his mouth and rubbed his nose. Thinking of that Zhu Bajie who looked like a rich boy, he thought it was really impossible. Sitting in the bathtub, splashing water on his body casually, he raised his face: "Actually, the book and the reality very different.”

Sun Wukong's eyes moved, and he sat in front of the bathtub and chatted with him: "Really?"

Lu Chen stared at him with a smile: "Yes, especially you, the Holy Father."

Sun Wukong narrowed the emotions in his eyes: "What's the difference?"

Lu Chen thought for a while: "It's different everywhere, you in the book are rebellious, unyielding and unyielding." He pointed to the prison ring on Monkey King's forehead, "That's it, if Tangtang doesn't recite the magic spell for a day, you The disobedient kind."

"But you are not now, you are sensible and consider the overall situation."

Sun Wukong interrupted him: "Then your male god is the me in the book?"

Lu Chen frowned, obviously thinking for a long time: "Yes."

Sun Wukong's eyes dimmed for a moment.

Lu Chen said again: "That's the male god in ideal, you are the male god in reality." He stood up excitedly, causing a splash of water, looking at the little splashes on the ground, he sat down again embarrassedly go back.

"If you say worship, I worship the one written in the book. After all, there are few people in the world who can truly be themselves. But if you say like you, I still like you."

Lu Chen racked his brains to think of words, expressing his deepest thoughts, and explaining his love for him: "I hope you are mature, I hope you are sensible, because in this way you will suffer less and you can dance sooner." Tuo, I like you very much, very happy."

Sun Wukong looked at his curled and blinking eyelashes, lowered his head slightly and hummed lightly.

Heart... very warm, very happy?

Where Lu Chen couldn't see, the corners of Monkey King's lips turned up slightly.

Lu Chen pursed his lips and smiled, humming a song and started splashing water on his body. Although he couldn't hear the tune, his voice was clear and high-pitched, and he sounded very happy.

After taking a bath, he casually wrapped the bag with a bath towel, even though Lu Chen was in a hurry to get out of the bathtub after wiping it clean, Sun Wukong held him firmly, took the bath towel and carefully wiped his body.

Lu Chen froze, grabbed his shoulder and stood still, staring at him blankly.

Sun Wukong raised his face to meet his gaze, lowered his head and reprimanded softly: "Why are you just like a child, and you have no spells?"

Lu Chen smiled mischievously, and muttered softly that he is not a child, but he especially enjoys the care of the great saint.

This is his male god! !

The male god is gentle and considerate, and treats himself so well! !

Lu Chen only felt light under his feet, and his eyes were blurred. If this was a dream, he would never wake up in this life.

God knows that his dream when he was a child was to talk to Monkey King, Monkey King, let him touch his head, pass on some energy to himself-even cure his narcolepsy.

Now - the male god must have touched his entire body.

Lu Chen was full of fantasy bubbles, indulging in this sweet dream.

The refreshed Lu Chen was carried to the bed by Monkey King, and before he got close to the bed, he suddenly flattened his face, abruptly changing from an expression of enjoyment to a grin of pain and suffering.

Monkey King asked: "What's wrong?"

Lu Chen took a deep breath, almost didn't choke, pinched his nose and complained: "My lord, haven't you smelled a strong smell of rouge in this room? You didn't feel it just now, but now it's very strong especially near the bed. .”

This room was originally eccentric, with eccentric layouts and eccentric incense. Sun Wukong has long been used to it. He said it like this and felt nothing. Just waved his hand, and the red sleeves added fragrance and the bed with pink veils just now The bamboo plank bed that has turned into an ordinary blue bed curtain.

He also didn't want the clean body in his arms to be stained with that gaudy rouge.

Lu Chen squinted his eyes and smiled, fell on the bed and rolled over with the quilt in his arms: "Where are Tangtang and them?"

Suddenly thinking of what was described in the book, Lu Chen knelt in front of Monkey King with a gossip look on his face, his upper body leaned forward slightly, almost lying in his arms, and asked curiously with his face up: "Could it be with the king?" Bar?"

Sun Wukong stretched out his hand to help him dry the black hair hanging obediently behind his back, touched his back and sent some warm currents over: "Is there something strange and messy written in the book again?"

Lu Chen pulled the quilt over, covered his white and tender feet that were almost soaked in blisters, and still knelt: "How could it be a strange thing, that was my childhood."

Sun Wukong looked at him strangely, but said nothing.

Lu Chen was suddenly discouraged, and his shoulders slumped slightly: "Well, compared with your reality, it is really strange, but the book says that the king likes Tangtang."

Seeing Sun Wukong's eyes flickering, Lu Chen suddenly became interested, and leaned forward again: "Is it true, does the king really like Tangtang?"

Monkey King had no choice but to pinch his face to distance the two of them: "The king hasn't stamped the customs certificate for us yet."

Lu Chen was so excited that he was about to roll on the bed, he stared at his feet twice, and yelled: "Let me just say it, hahahaha actually there is something right."

"That's right, I heard that the king is very beautiful, Grand Holy Lord, have you seen it?"

Sun Wukong looked at him with raised eyebrows: "You like, pretty?"

Lu Chenbainen's face turned red in an instant, poking the quilt with his fingers, he lowered his head and faltered: "I, I didn't, I just read it in the book, the king is very beautiful."

He is still a child, so he doesn't understand these things~ Lu Chen shyly dared not even think about it.

Love, he may turn to the TV with a blushing face when watching a TV series, he can't imagine what it's like to be liked by a beautiful young lady.

Sun Wukong pulled out his feet and helped him put on the socks, his eyes were dim: "Really?"

Lu Chen stared blankly at his skillful movements, and immediately forgot why he was shy just now: "Great Saint, did you forgive me?"

Sun Wukong froze for a moment, apparently not realizing what he meant.

With a bright smile on Lu Chen's face, he half-sat on the bed and kicked his own feet, almost kicking the Grand Sage's hand, sticking out his tongue and grinning: "It's about the golden cudgel last time. I'm so good, do you forgive me?"

Sun Wukong snorted coldly, pinched his calf fiercely: "Not yet."

Lu Chen's face instantly collapsed, he retracted his legs, and looked sadly at the place where Sun Wukong was pinched and hurt: "No, if you didn't forgive me, why did you treat me so well!"

When I see him, I instinctively want to do everything for him. I don’t want him to cry, I want to coax him, I want to hug him. I’m happy when I see him laugh. I’m happier when I see him being stupid. Own……

Monkey King raised his face: "It's just that I saw you crying so pitifully just now, I sympathize with you."

"..." Lu Chen pursed his lips and dangled his sleeves: "I have already sympathized with that, so why not forgive me completely?"

Sun Wukong looked at him coldly: "Then hit you three times with a golden cudgel and let you go home?"

Lu Chen was embarrassed: "But I'm really homesick. I wonder if my family will worry if I can't wake up?"

Sun Wukong's face changed completely, and he sat at the table without looking at him: "Then you never thought that if you leave, what about me, us? You promised me and my master to accompany us to fetch the Western Scriptures?"

Lu Chen panicked. He jumped off the bed and stood behind Monkey King. He was small, even if Monkey King was sitting, he was not much taller than others. He wanted to touch Monkey King but didn't dare. He pursed his lips and carefully poked him with a finger. His shoulder: "Don't be angry first."

Thinking of Sun Wukong's questioning, Lu Chen tilted his head again, and said innocently: "Did I say that I would accompany you to learn the Western Scriptures?" Could it be that I will leave when I arrive at Baigu Mountain?

Sun Wukong glanced at him coldly.

I said it, I said it, why are you so angry.

Lu Chen shivered, and said tremblingly and aggrievedly: "Then let me go back after you finish taking the Western Classics?"

Sun Wukong still didn't speak.

Lu Chen pulled his sleeve pitifully: "But if I don't go home, my family will really worry. Great Holy Lord, why are you angry? Can I change it?"

Sun Wukong bowed his head and thought for a while: "You promised to stay with me forever."

Lu Chen: "QAQ" is terrible, he knows he wants to go home, so he probably wouldn't say words like forever, obviously it can't be achieved.

But with his impulsive personality, if the atmosphere is set up well, maybe he really blurted out accidentally.

Monkey King: "I said it at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain."

Lu Chen: "QAQ" At that time, the Great Sage was so fragile, I might be... Really say it.He glanced at Sun Wukong, who couldn't see his face clearly because he lowered his head, and his sympathy flooded again, "Great Sage, then I will accompany you to get the West Scripture before going back?"

Anyway, he has been sleeping all the time, and even slept for two or three years at the longest, so it should be fine if he doesn’t go back during this time, isn’t it that vegetative people are also in a coma, and it shouldn’t matter if there is glucose.

What's more, if you get the scriptures, you may be able to ask the Buddha to go back, or even go back in time.In this way, the parents will not be in a hurry, and they can also accompany the great saint, killing two birds with one stone, awesome!

Lu Chen was very nervous, and he thought even better in his heart, and what he said was unparalleled. He nodded obsequiously and just wanted to please Monkey King: "My lord, I know I was wrong, so I will not count as fulfilling my promise." If you lied, don't be angry, okay?"

Sun Wukong glanced at him lightly, with a flash of a smile in his eyes, his tone was still dry and blunt: "Let's see how you behave."

Lu Chen knew that adults don't remember villains, so he hugged him heavily and quickly backed away: "I knew you were the best."

The arc of the Dashengye's lips was raised a little more.

He was happy, and Lu Chen was finally relieved. He suddenly felt a chill on the soles of his feet, and hurriedly sat on the stool next door on tiptoe, with his feet raised high, revealing his snow-white pants and socks, and pinched his feet with his hands while pouting.

Sun Wukong frowned, stretched out his hands to help him remove the dust on the soles of his feet, and in exchange for a silly smile to flatter him, he said in his heart that he was really stupid, but there was a smile in his eyes.

This person is easy to be satisfied with whatever comes his way, with a free and easy personality and is open to everything.What's more important is that he still seems to have magical powers, making those around him gradually calm down and experience the joy of stability.

Especially him, staying by the little idiot's side, his impetuous heart calmed down.Even if the questions that have puzzled me for thousands of years can't find the answers, it doesn't seem to matter anymore.As long as you have the sparkling eyes of the little idiot, maybe you can be happy even if you are a little bit confused.

Silly goose--

Even if all the people in the world misunderstand, fear and stay away from me.You will also stand firmly behind me and worship me foolishly.

If you finish reading the Western Scriptures, can you ask the Buddha to tell you the way to break the void and change the world?

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