Don't Hit Me [Journey to the West]

During dinner, Lu Chen really saw Tang Seng's helplessness towards the king of his daughter's country. His rosy face turned into a dish, which was comparable to the spinach on the table.

Lu Chen bit the steamed bun and asked casually, "Tangtang, is the king of the Daughter Kingdom difficult to deal with?" All four people's eyes were fixed on him.

Lu Chen froze for a moment, staring blankly at the half steamed bun in his hand.It's not meat that he gnawed. Is it necessary to look at him in surprise?

Tang Seng immediately recited a Buddhist mantra: "The poor monk didn't want to do anything to her, but she kept holding on to our customs clearance documents."

Lu Chen choked his throat with a mouthful of vegetables, coughed until tears came out, and looked at Tang Seng rather strangely: "Tangtang, I haven't seen you for a few days, I didn't expect you...you think a lot."

Tang Seng smiled and glanced at Sun Wukong's direction: "It's not a few days since I've seen you. You've been sleeping for a year or two this time."

"Ah?" Lu Chen was surprised, and turned to look at Monkey King: "Really, it's been so long?"

Monkey King drank a bowl of tea: "One year and nine months."

Lu Chen pretended to nod deeply: "Well, it's okay. My longest record is the kind that sleeps for hundreds of years." When I was looking for the Great Holy Lord last time, I was startled when I woke up and knew the time. I thought I was going to fall asleep after learning the scriptures.

Sun Wukong's eyes flickered, but he didn't speak.

Sha Wujing asked curiously: "Then you, is this a disease, and there is no way to cure it?"

Being asked a lot, Lu Chen is used to it, and explained directly in the simplest way: "Well, there is no cure for narcolepsy, but it's just sleeping more, it's not a problem."

Sha Wujing raised his head and thought for a long time, and then said: "Why is it not in the way, it is in the way, what about your daily life, what if you suddenly fell asleep for something?"

Lu Chen pursed his lips: "I have such concerns, but I usually don't have any major issues, and I don't think I will do anything major in the future, so I won't delay."

Sha Wujing still wanted to speak, but Zhu Bajie stared back.

Zhu Bajie was gruntingly planing rice, and a meaty pig's trotter directly stuck to the Drifting Monk's face and said vaguely: "It's none of your business, I still want to eat, give me another bowl of rice."

Sha Wujing chuckled, took the bowl quickly, and immediately forgot what he was asking.

Zhu Bajie took a cool look at Lu Chen, licked his glistening lips and was about to speak, but was stared back by Monkey King, his face was particularly aggrieved.

Lu Chen pursed his lips and smiled. It was much more interesting to watch their senior brothers fight and fight at close range than in books or even on TV.

Tang Seng squinted his eyes and smiled: "It's okay, even if there is any big problem, Wukong will solve it."

"Yes, the Great Sage is so powerful, as long as I stay by his side, it should be fine." Lu Chen took a look at Monkey King as a matter of course, with reassurance in the corners of his eyes and brows, even if he looked slightly disgusted at the Great Sage, he was not afraid. Still laughing silly.

Don't look at the expressionless face of the great saint, and he doesn't even want to look at himself, but he definitely doesn't hate himself in his heart, and the great saint will definitely not ignore him if something happens.

Before the meal here was finished, the king over there came again, not only making a surprise attack but also going into battle in person.

Hearing the announcement, Lu Chen hurriedly put down the bowls and chopsticks in his hand, hurriedly swallowed the food in his mouth, almost choked, and after being coldly glanced at by Monkey King, he quickly went along, smiled embarrassedly and immediately imitated Tang Seng's appearance He bowed awkwardly.

The king's eyes fell on Lu Chen, who was blocked by layers of layers, and his voice was delicate and soft: "Brother Saint Monk, is this your fourth apprentice?"

Monks don't lie, Tang Seng frowned, obviously he didn't want to make friends with the king, and he didn't want to introduce Lu Chen to him: "No, this is our friend. Because of the predestined relationship with Buddhism, we went on the road together. He has something to delay elsewhere."

When Lu Chen heard that he was being talked about, he didn't come forward to introduce himself, but hid behind the great saint, trying to completely cover himself.

As an otaku with no experience in the world, he was still a little flustered when he saw such a big battle at first, especially when the king was still standing behind the pipa female fairy he had seen before.

The same is a goblin, and he has no one with a high level of cultivation, so he was caught and eaten by accident.

He still doesn't want to cause trouble.

Besides, the king of the Daughter Kingdom - Lu Chen gave her a heartbroken look.

She is no longer the king I imagined. She actually has special needs. She belongs to a high-risk group. She must stay away from her.

Sure enough, the king's voice was full of surprise: "Brother Saint Monk, if this is the case, then he is not a Buddhist." The intention behind the words could not be more obvious.

"!!!!!!"

Lu Chen firmly grasped the hem of Sun Wukong's clothes, trembling with fear.He didn't want to be arrested to give birth to a child!He is still young!

Sun Wukong's eyes darkened completely, and the repeated murderous aura spread out from his body.

Lu Chen didn't know what the situation was like now, he just felt pain in his body like being pricked by needles, he couldn't help but groaned and clutched Sun Wukong's sleeve tightly, thinking it was a female goblin who couldn't beg for help The means, the eyes full of alert and the whole body tense, entered a mode about to fight.

Tang Seng's voice was soft, but he couldn't refute it: "Your Majesty, I'm sorry."

The king's expression changed slightly, he took a breath and was about to speak, but was stopped by the pipa master who grabbed his sleeves and stopped him, with a forced smile on his lips again: "Brother Saint Monk, I have already completed your customs clearance document." Guozhang, but..." She hesitated to speak, she bit her lower lip with her white teeth, and looked at Tang Seng with aloof eyes.

But the five people here either lowered their heads or looked directly at one side, and no one paid attention to her carefully seductive eyes.

On the contrary, it was Sun Wukong who suddenly became more pretentious because of her pretentious voice. The few people present could hardly stand still, goosebumps came up layer by layer, and endless panic and darkness wrapped their hearts.

This is from an extremely powerful force, which can completely destroy them in an instant.

The rest of the people present are not consciously afraid now, but completely instinctive deep panic.

Lu Chen didn't want to attract everyone's attention, but his cultivation base was too low, and his body was really hurting. He moved two steps quietly, bumped Sun Wukong's arm lightly, and lowered his voice: "Great Saint, that pipa master Is there some back trick, I feel as if she has cast some kind of witchcraft, and I feel so uncomfortable."

There was a cry in his voice, after all, a single needle prick was already painful, not to mention the pores all over his body were called.

Sun Wukong glanced coldly at the king's guard of honor, lowered his head and took Lu Chen's hand.Lu Chen felt much better, but his legs were still weak. He glanced at everyone, but he didn't notice that everyone was looking at him, and quietly leaned softly on the strong arm of the great saint.

Take a breath, it's much more comfortable now.

I don't know what Tang Seng said. The two sides seemed to be having an unpleasant fight.Lu Chen only saw that the king flicked his sleeves and almost ruined his image with his sleeves, and was stopped by Pipa Jing when he was about to yell at him. In the end, the two looked at each other and left without knowing what they had exchanged.

The five people sat back at the table again, facing the sumptuous vegetarian feast, no one picked up chopsticks except Zhu Bajie.

Lu Chen swallowed, and tore his gaze away from the delicious dishes: "Tangtang, is it difficult?"

Tang Seng rubbed his temples: "We can't leave for the time being without a customs clearance certificate."

Lu Chen thought for a while: "Didn't that woman just say that the seal has been stamped, as long as we steal it out before leaving?"

Thinking that Tang Seng is a member of the Buddhist sect, and petty theft may violate the precepts, Lu Chen hurriedly added: "We are not stealing, we are just taking back our own things." He glanced at Tang Seng to see that the other party was not angry, and explained, "Mr. It's not a solution to be trapped by her like this."

The king in the book still likes Tang Seng and thinks about Tang Seng, but the current king—maybe just want some boys.

Apart from sneaking away, there may really be no other way to leave.

Before Tang Seng could speak, Zhu Bajie said as if he had nothing to do with himself: "I'm not going to do anything for them, the noses of the aromatherapy are uncomfortable."

Not good looking either.

Sha Wujing nodded foolishly: "That's right."

Zhu Bajie gave him a disgusted look: "Heh, if you want to go, they don't want you."

Sha Wujing wasn't angry either, and when he met his gaze, he immediately picked up a dish full of chopsticks and put it into his bowl, smiling silly.

Zhu Bajie snorted coldly, picked it up and ate it into his mouth, his cheeks puffed up like a cute little squirrel eating pine nuts.

Sun Wukong said lightly: "If it is stolen, then do it as soon as possible. I think they can't bear it anymore."

Recalling the king's condescending and unrelenting posture just now, Tang Seng had no choice but to rub his temples and said in embarrassment, "Let me think about it again."

Knowing that he has rules to follow, it will be difficult.

Lu Chen stood up and jumped behind Tang Seng, pinching his shoulders, poking his head forward to comfort him clumsily: "Tangtang, it's okay, you can think about it slowly, anyway, there is still the Great Holy Lord, don't be afraid, I will give you time Consider it."

Looking up at Sun Wukong's raised eyebrows, Lu Chen chuckled.

Tang Seng stretched out his hand and stroked his hair that fell on his side. He smiled a little forcedly, and his brows were slightly frowned, as if he was still struggling with his mind.

Lu Chen didn't dare to say too much, he was stupid, and he said too many mistakes, so he could only pinch one side of Tang Seng and touch the other side to divert his attention.

Tang Seng smiled and took his hand, pulled him to the front, and prevented him from swaying behind and getting in the way: "Okay, I'm fine."

Lu Chen sat opposite him with his face in his hands, worried: "Really?"

Tang Seng took advantage of the situation and pinched his two fleshy cheeks, and gently tugged: "What can be the matter?"

Lu Chen grinned, seeing that the bleak smile on his face was finally unable to resist, and said vaguely: "Tangtang, don't worry about Lan, it's not about Si Li, Si and their demands are too much."

A generation of holy monks, how can they lend them to have children.

The holy monk is shameless.

There was unspeakable sadness in Tang Seng's eyes.

Lu Chen couldn't see it, he shook Tang Seng's hand with a playful smile, glanced around, and approached quietly: "Tangtang..." Before he could say any words of comfort, someone grabbed and lifted up the collar of his clothes .

Lu Chen turned his head and met Sun Wukong's expressionless face: "Great Holy Father?!"

Sun Wukong: "Didn't you just say you were sleepy, go back to sleep.

"?" Lu Chen glanced at Tang Seng who stood up in front of him, he was dragged two steps away, and hurriedly grabbed Tang Seng's hand, "Wait a minute, Great Holy Lord, I still have something to say to Tangtang. "

Sun Wukong stood up, and Lu Chen almost bumped into his arms due to inertia, and rubbed his nose in fear after barely stopping.

He was almost about to suffer again, he raised his face in a daze, met Sun Wukong's cold eyes, and habitually smiled stupidly: "Great Holy Father."

Sun Wukong: "Do you have a way?"

Lu Chen was taken aback for a moment, then realized what he was talking about, and shook his head in distress: "Not yet, I can't think of..."

"Then there's nothing else to say, let's go." Sun Wukong grabbed his collar and strode out directly.

Lu Chen didn't have time to finish his words, so he grinned apologetically at Tang Seng who was still smiling at him, and shouted loudly: "Tangtang, you should go to bed earlier, maybe the matter will be resolved satisfactorily after waking up. Well, the king of the Daughter Country doesn't look like someone making trouble for no reason, maybe he really figured it out and let us go."

Sun Wukong snorted coldly: "Do you think it's possible?"

With a basin of cold water splashed from head to toe, Lu Shen's face sank, and he complained: "Great Holy Father."

Sun Wukong didn't speak, he took a cool look at him, loosened his collar and walked forward.

"Ah, wait for me." Lu Chen tidied his collar indiscriminately, and took the time to turn around and wave to Tang Seng, grinning his teeth and making a grimace.

Seeing Tang Seng sneer and laugh from the bottom of his heart, he turned around reassuringly and followed closely behind Sun Wukong: "Master, please walk slowly, you have such long legs, won't you wait for me? "

The author has something to say: I said it was not updated, but the big babies are enthusiastic. Should I say that you are little goblins?Just praise me, I need a loving hug~

Lu Chenchen's age - no more than [-] (tutor hired for elementary and junior high school, regular school for high school, because of narcolepsy, the school has two points and one line at home, high school crossing.) This age~ will be used later.

Lu Chenchen lives by himself, hardly communicates with outsiders, and rarely communicates with his parents, but his parents love him very much and dote on him.

The golden cudgel—it was made to move by the Great Holy Lord, Lu Chenchen should not be able to pick it up~

So Golden Cudgel: QWQ, I feel so tired and want to cry!