Don't Hit Me [Journey to the West]

Lu Chen's eyes lit up, he turned around habitually and jumped directly in front of Monkey King: "Great Sage." Seeing himself holding Monkey King's arm, he almost bit off his tongue with regret. He came to catch Tang Seng, not Set friendship.

Immediately let go, took two steps back, and bared his teeth and claws fiercely: "Great Holy Master, bah bah bah, Monkey King, I'm going to take Tang Sanzang away today!"

Monkey King glanced at him lightly, and handed over the water bag, which happened to be stuffed into his raised five-fingered hand: "Drink some water."

After eating a few mouthfuls of steamed stuffed buns and talking so much, Lu Chen's voice became hoarse. He took it and said thank you directly. He choked it all up after taking a sip, turned around and followed Monkey King, gritted his teeth: "I said I want to take Tang Seng away."

"You take it, as long as you can take it away."

Lu Chen: "..." You have to rely on your feet to walk, let alone bring a Tang monk.

Besides, it is clearly stated in the script that they will be killed immediately when they meet! !Apart from illusion, there is no need to practice other spells at all.

But——the only illusion technique he knew didn't work.

I didn't have a good relationship with Monkey King before I knew it.

Now he pretends to catch Tang Seng, but everyone thinks he is playing! !

So angry.

You know everything is hard to buy.

Lu Chen lowered his face: "My Lord, I want to eat Tang Monk." He said harsh words, but he followed Monkey King like a little tail, just like a child begging for candies.

Sun Wukong turned around and poked his forehead with a finger, there seemed to be a smile between his brows and eyes: "Why do you want to eat him?"

Lu Chen took it for granted, "You can live forever."

Sun Wukong nodded: "You are already immortal."

Lu Chen was surprised: "Why, I haven't practiced."

Monkey King turned cold: "You still know that you haven't cultivated."

Lu Chen said nothing in embarrassment, why should he cultivate, he can go home after three sticks.

Monkey King withdrew his hand: "The elixir you took last time contained immortality, and you didn't even know that."

"Ah? Really? But..." After a moment of pleasant surprise, Lu Chen was in a dilemma for a while, struggling desperately to find an excuse, "I still want to eat Tang Seng."

Sun Wukong: "Why this time?"

Lu Chen thought for a while: "I'm a goblin, and I haven't eaten human flesh yet."

Sun Wukong sneered: "You still know that you are a goblin, you are promising, and you even know that you are going to eat human flesh?"

Lu Chen flattened his mouth habitually, and murmured: "Then I..." A finger was stuffed into his mouth, he bit it reflexively, and spat it out again, with a look of disgust.

"Master, what are you doing, you haven't washed your hands."

Sun Wukong turned around, twitched the wetness on his fingertips where he couldn't see, his eyes dimmed: "Don't you want to eat meat?"

Lu Chen pee pee pee a few times: "I didn't wash my hands!"

"My master hasn't showered for many days."

Lu Chen looked at Tang Seng in shock: "Tangtang!"

Tang Seng spread his hands helplessly: "No condition, you haven't taken a bath after sleeping for so long!"

Lu Chen looked sad: "I washed it as soon as I woke up, okay?"

Monkey King: "Do you still want to eat?"

Lu Chen hesitated for a moment, then looked up at him: "Then I still want to eat?"

Sun Wukong: "Then you go."

Lu Chen: "..."

Sun Wukong: "As long as you can beat him."

Lu Chen: "!!!!!!"

Tang Seng smiled: "Anyway, I planned to go to get the Western Scriptures alone before, and I must have a good skill to defend myself. What's more, I'm still the younger brother bestowed by the emperor. I always have some good things on me. If it's really too If you are weak, something may happen before you even meet Wukong."

The corners of Lu Chen's lips twitched: "...Forget it." Afraid of trouble, afraid of getting dirty, in fact, Lu Chen, who was still afraid of being knocked back to his old, old, old, old, and old, gave up easily. Everything that happened just now was regarded by everyone as his whim A game, or an embarrassing game.

Seeing the fights of the few people in front, Sha Wujing leaned over to eat the steamed stuffed bun bitterly, couldn't help but glance over at Zhu Bajie, who didn't come up to talk to him, and asked in a low voice, "Who is he?" , Senior Brother likes him very much?"

Zhu Bajie was surprised: "You can see this?"

This monkey is cold, let alone like it, if he didn't know the inside story, he might think that this monkey wants to kill that little fairy with a stick.The attitude is not good at all, how can I treat my daughter-in-law well.

The little fool.

Zhu Bajie glanced in Lu Chen's direction without resentment, and continued to bite the bun viciously, as if he was eating an enemy.

Sha Wujing was embarrassed: "I'm not that stupid. Before, the elder brother couldn't say a word for a day, either looking at the sky or the earth. You can count how many words you have spoken now."

After a pause, Sha Wujing carefully glanced at Sun Wukong's direction and muttered in a low voice: "Brother's eyes are actually smiling."

Zhu Bajie snorted coldly: "It was originally my wife's."

Sha Wujing didn't hear clearly, leaned over and asked, "What did you just say?"

"Nothing!"

For a moment, Lu Chen felt that he had thought so much that his brain was not enough.

He felt that since the plot had been ruined, anyway, they were sure that they would not hurt Tang Seng, and indeed he could not hurt Tang Seng, either physically or psychologically, he would not go against Tang Tang.

So——Lu Chen chuckled, then he had to change to another way of thinking.

"Master, can I have a look at your golden cudgel?"

Sun Wukong looked at him sideways: "Why, I don't want to eat meat, I want to eat a golden cudgel."

Lu Chen pooh-poohed, leaned over to please him with a shy face, and grabbed a piece of his small clothes: "Look, I heard that the golden cudgel has spirituality, right? Then can it understand me when I talk to it? "

Sun Wukong: "Who told you to show it to you?"

"???" What about good friends.

Lu Chen flattened his mouth: "My lord, don't be so stingy, it's just a stick, so what can I do if I see it."

Sun Wukong tore apart the man who forcibly hugged his thigh: "Where can I take a bath here?"

Lu Chen's eyes lit up, and he stood up abruptly: "Why are you asking this?"

"Wash my master and give it to you to eat."

Lu Chen had a bitter face: "Can this stalk go away?" He didn't dare to use it after washing it, and he couldn't beat it.

Sun Wukong glanced at him with a slight smile in his eyes, and turned his eyes away.

Lu Chen leaned over and said mysteriously: "I know there is a place where you can soak in hot springs nearby."

Sun Wukong also approached him, deliberately lowering his voice: "And then."

It's a bit like a spy connection, Lu Chen blinked: "Of course you show me the golden cudgel, and I'll tell you where the hot spring is?"

Sun Wukong pinched his chin and asked him to look at him: "Tell me first why you need to look at the Golden Cudgel."

Lu Chen rolled his eyes and talked about him, his face was full of my little secret: "No, I just want to watch it, I heard it's very powerful."

Sun Wukong's golden eyes flashed a red light: "Bone Demon, the body should be a bone, but you are human."

Isn't it the prototype with sharp eyes? What I use is the shell of the bone spirit. Could it be that the great saint sees the soul?So high-end?

Lu Chen suddenly panicked, twisted and moved twice without breaking free from the hand that clamped his chin, and looked to the side: "No, I..."

Monkey King turned cold: "Who the hell are you?"

Seeing such distrustful eyes, Lu Chen felt stuffy and uncomfortable.But anger is anger, as long as he is angry, he can take out the golden cudgel, hit himself hard, and then...

Although things were rushing in an unexpected direction, the ultimate goal was the same. Lu Chen forcibly calmed down, stared into his eyes and grinned: "I want to eat Tang Sanzang."

Sun Wukong's eyes are dark and deep, like a vortex that can drown people in it.

Lu Chen's heart was in a state of confusion, and the aura he had just gathered dissipated in an instant. The Great Sage was still expressionless, but his heart was like a roller coaster. He didn't know what he was thinking at that moment, but he always felt something I thought about it all.

He pursed his lips and still felt that he should tell the truth: "Master, I lied to you."

Sun Wukong's eyes twitched slightly, and his aura changed sharply: "Say, what did you lie to me about?"

Lu Chen burst into tears, he had never seen such an aggressive posture of Monkey King, he couldn't help crying immediately after being frightened.

Like a flood that opened its gates, the tears kept falling.

The three people next to him were packing their luggage. Tang Seng saw it and wanted to come over to ask about the situation, but he was stopped by Sun Wukong's light glance, and he chanted the Buddha's name and walked aside.

Zhu Bajie was still eating the leftover buns. Although he could see clearly, he could see the look in Monkey King's eyes even more clearly, so naturally he didn't stand up.

On the other hand, Sha Wujing, seeing that the child didn't look like a bad fairy, immediately walked over honestly, and said in a naive voice: "Brother, please don't hurt him, he even gave us buns. "

Before he got close, he received a cold look from Sun Wukong, and Sha Wujing squatted on the spot immediately, staring at the distance in a daze, not daring to move.

Pulling a hand on his arm, he turned his head stupidly to see a steamed bun face, and heard that very familiar voice full of disgust: "Why do you run over and interrupt when someone says something, come and help me pack a hammock and come out, I want to sleep meeting."

Sha Wujing glanced worriedly at Lu Chen, then at Zhu Bajie, who was greasy from eating, and finally twisted the handkerchief to wipe the face of the second senior brother, and then helped him clean up the hammock.

Lu Chen's eyes were full of tears, and Monkey King looked at him expressionlessly.

After pretending to be pitiful for a while, Lu Chen felt that it was useless, and his eyes drifted to Tang Seng unconsciously, wanting to ask for help, but he heard Sun Wukong's gloomy voice: "If you don't say anything..."

Lu Chen's eyes lit up with tears still shining, "Should we just take out the golden cudgel and beat me?"

Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows to look at him, and snorted coldly: "...Throw it out."

Lu Chen's face collapsed immediately, tears were still pattering down his chin, and he wiped it casually, seeing Monkey King's disgusted eyes wiped more cheerfully, he choked and said: "If you throw it out for me, I will still come back .”

Sun Wukong turned around indifferently: "I will place a restriction on you and prevent you from getting closer."

Lu Chen was so shocked that he forgot to cry, and followed behind him in a daze: "!!!!!!" Why is there such an operation!

The author has something to say: Lu Chen is crying and chirping: The Great Sage is bullying people~