Don't Hit Me [Journey to the West]

Lu Chen: "...Don't, I said."

Monkey King: "Okay, tell me."

Lu Chen thought for a long time and didn't know what to say. Strictly speaking, he should be cheating.Purposefully approach the Great Holy Lord, and purposefully follow the Great Holy Lord.

But it's not as serious as cheating.

He glanced at Sun Wukong secretly with his eyes, shrugged his shoulders and didn't dare to explain immediately.

Sun Wukong scratched his head impatiently, and made a gesture of turning around: "If you don't say anything, I will leave."

Lu Chen grabbed the arm of Sun Wukong, who was turning around, and looked him straight in the eyes timidly but bravely: "I say."

He couldn't pass that test in his heart.He can no longer deceive the Great Holy Lord, although he thinks that it is not completely cheating, for example, he really likes to be with the Great Holy Lord, for example, he is really reluctant to part with the Great Holy Lord.

In the end, after some self-indulgence, he still honestly and sobbingly finished talking about what happened.

Sun Wukong really turned cold.

"You approached me just to let me drive you home?"

Ahhh, he minds, the Great Holy Lord really minds, and it seems that he minds very much.

Lu Chen hurriedly grabbed the great saint who was about to leave, hugged his thigh and cried, "No, no, I really like you too, so don't be angry."

Sun Wukong took a deep breath, staring at him and holding his hand: "You keep saying that you want me to get the Western Classic early, not because you want me to do what I like earlier, but because as long as you get here, you will have hope when you go home gone."

Sure enough, there was a misunderstanding here, Lu Chen was going crazy, that's not what he meant at all.

He hugged the great saint's arm with both hands and carried Sun Wukong's icy aura without letting go, his feet were so soft that he almost knelt down, and his face was raised pitifully: "No, no, great saint, don't think too much, I really hope you can get rid of their shackles, ahhh, I really like you, don't hate me."

Absolutely absolutely must not hate me, otherwise I will not feel at ease even if I return to the modern world.

Sun Wukong looked down at him: "Well, I don't hate you, so I won't hit you either, so go."

Lu Chen: "???"

Sun Wukong pulled his hand out, but he didn't pull it out. He raised his eyebrows and looked at him impatiently, as if he was asking what else you want to do.

Lu Chen's big eyes radiated the light of prayer, begging him: "Great Saint, please listen to my explanation."

Sun Wukong: "I have heard it."

Lu Chen shook his head again and again: "No, that's not an explanation, it's just what happened, I have my own difficulties, I..."

Sun Wukong: "I also know your difficulties, don't you just want to go home."

Lu Chen was so anxious that he was on the verge of crying, but when he was in a hurry, his momentum rose in an instant.

With his hands on his hips, he was extremely fierce: "You can't bully me like this. I really like you. Asking you to help me go home doesn't conflict with liking you."

Monkey King asked again: "Then why didn't you tell me directly before?"

Lu Chen's eyes widened: "That's because the bone spirit won't let me say it."

Monkey King grabbed his face and squeezed it out: "Still staring at me."

Lu Chen pursed his mouth, and couldn't speak clearly when he pinched his face: "Is Larry still angry?"

Sun Wukong snorted coldly: "Let's see your performance."

The corners of the lips that were raised just now collapsed in an instant, and Lu Chen followed behind him and wailed: "How can I behave well?!"

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There are hot springs in several small caves, and several people prepared their equipment and eagerly chose their favorite place to take a bath, while Lu Chen followed behind the Great Holy Lord with a small burden in his arms.

"Great Sage, don't be angry, okay, I told you the address of the hot spring obediently." He clung to the back of the Great Sage, holding on to the corner of Monkey King's clothes in a cowardly manner.

Sun Wukong glanced at him and quickly took off his clothes. Before he could react, he was already half leaning in the hot spring.

Eyes widened, Lu Chen pointed at the people in the hot spring and said nothing for a while, his eyes fell on his fingertips, and he suddenly realized that it was impolite to point at people, so he retracted it quickly and foolishly held it with the other hand. Hold your finger.

"Why are you so fast!"

While complaining, he also began to undress awkwardly.

As a human being in his previous life, even though he was an elf, he was still an elf with low spells, so Lu Chen always treated himself as a human being, and he couldn't think of using spells at all unless there were special occasions.

Just when he was struggling to take off his pants on the shore alone, he staggered and lost his footing. He tilted and fell straight into the hot spring pool, with a huge splash.

The water in the pool is not deep, but lying flat will still drown people, especially an idiot like Lu Chen.

"Ahhh~" Lu Chen instinctively grabbed a strong life-saving straw nearby, struggling to float up from the bottom of the water, but it was inconvenient to move because of the rolled pants on his feet, and he couldn't reach the bottom and still sank .

The water gradually poured into his nose, ears, and mouth. Just when Lu Chen desperately wanted to open his mouth to shout, the life-saving straw in his hand was still trying to break free from him. In a daze, Lu Chen suddenly understood what despair is.

Just when his consciousness gradually became blurred, the life-saving straw wrapped around his waist directly.

"Whoa."

After Lu Chen floated up from the water, he kept lying on Sun Wukong's chest and gasping for breath. He didn't know whether it was hot spring water or tears kept falling from the corners of his eyes. His nose was sore and his eyes couldn't be opened.

Both hands tightly hugged Sun Wukong's arm, unwilling to let go.

Seeing his embarrassed face, Sun Wukong thought for a while and finally put his hands on his shoulders to help him dry his hair, which relieved the pain by the way.

Lu Chen finally saw the person in front of him clearly, and quickly withdrew his hand—then he hugged Monkey King's neck desperately, tears fell unconsciously, and he was wrinkled and pitiful: "I just thought I was going to die I really thought I was going to die!"

Sun Wukong hesitated for a moment and missed the best time to pull him away. Feeling the warm tears dripping on his body, he paused for a moment, wrapped his hands gently around his shoulders, and patted him stiffly twice: "never mind."

Lu Chen sucked his nose, hung on for a while, and when all the strength in his body came back, he slowly opened his feet, and then looked into Monkey King's eyes, because he was afraid that his hands were still tightly holding the arm of the person opposite him: "Scared me to death!" .”

The hot spring water drowned a monster. If it was true, everyone would laugh it off, but if it wasn't for me just now, this idiot might really drown.

Thinking about it carefully, Sun Wukong was not angry after hearing how he wanted to go home. He knew that what the idiot said to him before was from the bottom of his heart, because the idiot's eyes can't lie, Every time I see him, his eyes are sparkling and shining, the kind that can see the bottom of my heart at a glance.

He himself is a person who likes simplicity, and he doesn't like the kind of people who have twists and turns.Talking about being angry is just being idle and teasing the little idiot.

He poked the little idiot's forehead with one finger: "Stupid."

Lu Chen sniffled, blinked two tears, and did not refute.

He was really stupid to trip over his pants.If the bone spirit finds out, he will definitely laugh his teeth out.

With a flat mouth, he supported Monkey King with one hand, tore down the pants that were completely stuck to his legs with the other hand, and even stepped on them with the other foot, but he still couldn't take them off for a long time. He was anxious Sweat was all over his forehead, and even the palms of his hands were covered with a dense layer of sweat, and the sacred skin of Sun Wukong was moistened and slippery by the hot spring water.

With a swipe, the soles of the feet slipped, and the whole person fell on Monkey King again.

Sun Wukong has a copper wall and an iron wall. He is made of human flesh. He grinned in pain and couldn't stand it up for a long time. Ah, every time I hit it, my forehead hurts like hell."

Sun Wukong: "..."

Lu Chen yelled dryly for a long time but didn't see anyone talk to him. He was so boring, hugged him awkwardly, put his chin on his shoulder and didn't dare to look at him: "Master, are you still angry?"

Maybe it's because the hot spring is too hot, the voice of the great saint is hoarse and deep, and the ears that are pleasant to hear will be pregnant.Lu Chen listened nervously to his next words.

"Are you saying I'm angry?" Monkey King asked carelessly, paddling the water.

Lu Chen said with a sullen face: "I really didn't do it on purpose, don't you think I'm confessing, there is no leniency for that?"

Sun Wukong frowned: "Leniency?"

Lu Chen hurriedly explained: "That's what we say, deal with it lightly, you..." He opened his mouth cautiously tentatively, "Can't you forgive me?" He didn't want his childhood idol to hate him.

Sun Wukong didn't answer his question, but instead asked him: "Is your world different from here?"

Lu Chen thought for a while, and didn't know how to explain it. He roughly talked about the book Journey to the West in the real world, and described his own world in a miscellaneous manner. He was so tired that he could only lie on Monkey King's body. : "That's about it."

Sun Wukong is a little interested in that book: "You mean our experience is a book in your world?"

Lu Chen hurriedly shook his head: "Of course not, I don't know what it is, but you are definitely not the same as what is written in the book. Look, the book says Zhu Bajie is ugly and lazy, but it is not."

Sun Wukong's voice changed: "Don't you think he is ugly?"

"Hahaha, how ugly, so cute, like a little dumpling." Thinking of the little dumpling, Lu Chen's face darkened, and he muttered, "Ah, even the little dumpling, he's taller than me, I'm too short " After thinking for a while, he found a reason for himself, "But I am younger than him, maybe I can grow taller, isn't it, Da Sheng Ye."

Monkey King didn't answer his question at all, and snorted coldly: "I think it's really ugly."

Lu Chen was stunned for a moment, then laughed out loud: "It must be because you always look in the mirror and see yourself in the mirror, and your eyes are very high. Naturally, you are more handsome than him, but you have always been My god."

Sun Wukong frowned slightly, looking at him with interest: "Male god?!"

Lu Chen rolled his eyes: "I like you the most among all the men."

Sun Wukong nodded thoughtfully: "Well, then get off me first."

"I don't." Lu Chen hugged him even tighter, resting his head on his shoulder, "I won't get up until you forgive me."

As a result, the cruel words were not finished, and the body was poked open by Sun Wukong's two fingers.Immediately, there was a wide distance between the two of them, and Lu Chen's legs were still caught by his pants, and he almost slipped down again.

With a slight movement of Monkey King's fingers, the clothes clinging to his body disappeared completely in an instant. Lu Chen, who was comfortable, stretched, leaned in front of Monkey King, leaned against the wall next to his shoulder, feeling a little cold.

"Great Saint, can you stop being angry? Your lord has a lot, so please forgive me this time."

Sun Wukong turned his face away and closed his eyes, unwilling to talk to him.

Lu Chen was playing with the splash on the side, muttering from time to time: "Forgive me, forgive me."

Sun Wukong turned around and leaned on the wall with his back to him, making it clear that he didn't want to talk to him.

Lu Chen flicked the water for a while, and there was no interest in playing anymore, so he lay next to his ear and asked curiously, "Master, do you just put the golden cudgel in your ear?"

Monkey King finally turned his face away: "Want to see?"

Lu Chen's eyes lit up instantly: "Yeah."

To show his strong desire, Lu Chen nodded almost like a pug: "Look."

I really want to see the legendary golden weapon that is the best in the world.

Sun Wukong rolled his eyeballs, and an imperceptible smile flashed in his eyes. He casually dug his hands around his ears, and a narrow golden stick lay in his palm.

The author has something to say: Lu Chenchen: stingy!You are mad at me!So angry!