Don't Hit Me [Journey to the West]

"Girl?" Zhu Bajie also called out, and even stepped out of the circle to get in front of him, "Tsk tsk tsk, dressed like this, you look better than before."

While he was talking, his hands were not idle, and he flicked through his dress casually.

"What are you doing?" Originally, I didn't want to cause trouble, but Zhu Bajie went too far.Lu Chen glanced at Tang Seng, wanting to be angry but didn't dare to reveal his character too much, so he could only suppress his anger, forced a vicious smile to avoid his salty hands, "Master, what did you just say?"

Zhu Bajie flattened his mouth: "I didn't say anything." He wiped his oil and water, stretched out his hand and grabbed the basket, and shouted, "Ah, it's steamed buns and steamed buns! Donor, how do you know us? hungry."

Zhu Bajie pushed aside the red silk cloth, squeezed a big white and fat bun up to his nose and sniffed it, his snub nose arched, his eyebrows arched.

Immediately, he directly picked up the basket and handed it to Tang Seng, "Master, look, this benefactor has something to eat."

Lu Chen stared at them in a daze, and raised his hands in the air before he could stop him: "That's me..."

Zhu Bajie had already gnawed a piece of cabbage, turned his face and his mouth was full, and asked vaguely: "What did you say?"

Seeing that he was eating vigorously, Lu Shenshui didn't eat much vulgar food after waking up. This time, he came to them directly after the exchange, and his stomach began to protest. He swallowed, and his eyes suddenly changed from delicious to sweet. Tore open the steamed stuffed bun: "No, I didn't say anything, I'll eat it for you."

You guys should be more vigilant.

On this barren mountain road, how can there be an ordinary woman waiting for you with such a basket of food alone.

Ahhh, I'm going crazy.

Lu Chen glanced cautiously at Tang Seng, and saw that the smart man stopped talking, and even looked at the buns in the basket from time to time, and finally took one himself, and smiled at him, praising: " You have a good heart."

Ahhh, it's not that I have a good heart, it's that your heart is too big. It's really thanks to the Great Holy Lord that you didn't get eaten.

Lu Chen raised his forehead, observing these living treasures master and apprentice, is it really okay to have no sense of crisis?Along the way, the great saint was exhausted.

On the other hand, the new Sha Wujing didn't talk carelessly, but kept staring at him, just——

Why are you so shy?I am a goblin, I want to eat your goblins!

Lu Chen hated that iron cannot be made into steel, and because of his own hunger and unwillingness to part with them, he wanted to cry without tears.

Looking at the three of them sitting in a circle and eating, weakly going through the plot: "Well, who are you..."

Tang Seng saw the pitiful appearance of him swallowing saliva, and saw his hands shaking nervously as he grabbed the clothes.

Guessing that he was also hungry, he beckoned: "Girl, do you want to eat something together?"

I want to eat a little bit, no!Already want to eat it!

He stared at the circle with his mouth squinted, and he never dared to go through it. This is no joke, the safety circle of the Great Holy Lord, it is said that the monster will be wiped out immediately when it encounters it.

The bone spirit in the original work also used other methods to draw Tang Seng out.

Before Tang Seng caught it, he put himself in it first.

It's just that he—

Lu Chen glanced at Zhu Bajie who was eating happily. He was completely frightened by Zhu Bajie's overzealousness just now, and he just wanted to avoid him, let alone catch him.

"I don't want it, can you give me one, I'm afraid." Lu Chen's eyes flickered, as if he was really scared.

Tang Seng turned his head and glanced: "What are you afraid of, there are no outsiders here."

The textbook gave the appearance that Bai Gujing should be afraid of Zhu Bajie, but he looked up and met Zhu Bajie who was eating happily.

Where there is any fear, he just wants to snatch food from the pig's mouth.

And even though the eating looks a bit ugly, the scene of Zhu Bajie, who is not tall, sitting on the luggage with short hands and feet and eating buns, still made Lu Chen burst out laughing.

Tang Seng: "..."

Lu Chen quickly regained his expression, stretched out his hand and pointed casually, just in time for his fingertips to meet Sha Wujing, with a shy and timid look on his face: "I'm afraid of him."

Sha Wujing's face turned red, and he pointed at himself with his index finger: "Are you afraid of me?"

Zhu Bajie coughed, and patted his chest to make the buns go down more smoothly: "What are you afraid of him doing, the ones who are tall and thick are actually the best bullies, the ones who won't respond to a few words."

"I'm just not very good at..." Sha Wujing scratched his head, as if he wanted to explain.

Zhu Bajie laughed instantly, and patted Sha Wujing's shoulder vigorously: "Look, let me tell you, he can't even speak clearly, so don't be afraid."

Sha Wujing's face was flushed with embarrassment, and she accepted Zhu Bajie's series of eighteen palms, and each palm was especially loud.

Lu Chen: "..."

Give me a reason that can trick you out, Lu Chen is about to cry.

He moved two small steps forward, and kept glancing at Tang Seng's direction: "Who are you? Why are you here? Haven't you heard that there are monsters here? They are still big monsters that can eat people!" He made a fierce expression, but it was kind of cute because of the extra flesh on his face.

Zhu Bajie approached Tang Seng and said in a low voice, "Master, he doesn't mean to play a joke with us about the goblin catching monks."

No way... probably not.

Tang Seng paused for a moment with the hand holding the steamed stuffed bun. He glanced at Lu Chen inexplicably, and then thought of his silly character, it was very possible.

Sha Wujing also felt that the little goblin who appeared suddenly was a bit weird, so he approached them and asked, "What do you mean?"

Zhu Bajie glanced at him with distaste, and pushed his big face away: "You don't understand, you don't need to understand."

Sha Wujing originally wanted to ask Tang Seng again, but after seeing Zhu Bajie's warning eyes, he took a step back slightly aggrieved. He was obviously a tall man, but he could only huddle in the corner of the luggage and eat buns silently. How wronged.

While eating, he looked at Zhu Bajie sadly, how ugly he is.

What he got in exchange was Zhu Bajie's vicious gaze, and his fists flailing in the air.

Seeing them chatting on their own, Lu Chen became anxious, and almost couldn't stand impatiently with his sleeves rolled up.

How can this be done, how will we continue to act, when will the great saint come back.

I tilted my head and thought for a long time, but I didn't see that the three of them had any intention of coming out, so they were considered cautious.

Lu Chen cautiously took a step forward, ensuring that he would never reach the safety circle, and reconfirmed that even if there was a problem with the safety circle, it would not affect him: "Aren't you afraid of monsters, or are you monsters?"

Tang Seng nodded cooperatively and replied: "My apprentice is very powerful, don't be afraid, girl, don't be afraid either."

Lu Chen's eyes lit up, and he finally got down to business: "These are your two apprentices. I don't think they are very powerful. Let me tell you, our place is Baigu Mountain, and there is a Baigu Cave in the cave. There is a bone cave master, very powerful."

He was so proud that his eyebrows could fly to the sky: "Do you know why this place is called Baigu Mountain? Because all the bones under your feet are stepped on."

Tang Seng's brows twitched: "Oh? Is that so, the cave master is very powerful?"

Lu Chen answered immediately, nodding like a chicken pecking rice: "Yes, yes, can your apprentice be as good as him?"

Tang Seng handed him a steamed stuffed bun, patted the luggage on one side to make room for him: "Then tell me how powerful he is."

Who knows how to tell a story? Lu Chen took the buns and immediately sat down: "The cave owner can change in various ways, and he killed many people, and there are many human skins in the cave. If you want to look like anyone, you can just put on it." His human skin, even the great saint's golden eyes can't see it."

Tang Seng nodded: "Well, Wukong does have piercing eyes. But it's not good to wear a human belt on his face."

Lu Chen flattened his mouth: "Of course you feel bad if you are a monk, but he is a monster." What is human skin? The Bone Demon is not willing to carry those dirty things on his body. Monkey King can't see his own prototype because of the Bone Demon He added a golden finger to himself, otherwise he would not dare to sway in front of Monkey King casually.

Tang Seng: "But monsters also have good monsters."

Lu Chen looked at him like a fool: "Of course there are good monsters, but he is a bad monster."

Tang Seng: "A cave master who is not very good at transformation, can kill people and pile up his skeleton?"

"Huh?" Lu Chen jumped up suddenly and asked in surprise, "What did you say?"

Tang Seng sighed faintly: "Xiao Chen, your spells have regressed a lot, and the illusion can't last for a while." Even if we want to cooperate with you, we can't pretend.

This childish game is over.

Lu Chen didn't understand his words, and lowered his head in a daze, but suddenly found that the clothes on his body had changed back to the original plain white at some point, and when he touched the makeup on his head, it had already disappeared.

After a pause, he realized that he had entered the circle at some point, and chatted with Tang Seng for a long time.

He jumped out of the circle with one foot and covered his face: "Ah, I won't be struck to death by lightning, I don't want my soul to be scattered, I haven't returned home yet."

Tang Seng grabbed his hand, then pulled it back, pinched his face: "I'm much thinner, eat more buns."

Lu Chen looked at the steamed stuffed bun that Tang Seng stuffed into his hand. He wanted to throw it on the ground, but felt that it was too much food, so he put it in the basket with his waist down.

There is no abnormality on the body, and there is no thunder on the top of the head.

After confirming that Sun Wukong's security circle couldn't stop him, he rolled his eyes, his face suddenly became fierce, and he desperately wanted to grab Tang Sanzang's shoulder: "I'm a monster, and I want to eat you."

As soon as he failed to catch it, Tang Seng took his hand behind his back, pinched his cheeks that had lost a lot of weight, and said distressedly: "Well, eat the buns first and then eat me."

Lu Chen was speechless: "...but I'm really a monster, aren't you afraid that I'll eat you?"

Tang Seng asked: "Why did you eat me? Why didn't you eat me before?"

Lu Chen forcibly retorted: "Eating a bite of Tang Monk's meat can make you live forever. Haven't you heard of it? I just heard of it too."

Tang Seng's eyeballs moved: "It seems that you didn't just sleep."

Lu Chen blushed: "I..." He did just wake up.

Tang Seng: "You can't beat Wukong again."

Lu Chen laughed: "Why should I face the Great Sage, I can secretly take you back and eat."

Tang Seng took a bite of the steamed stuffed bun: "Then you are one step too late, Wukong is back."

Lu Chen: "!!!!!!"