Don't Hit Me [Journey to the West]

"Tang Seng, master and apprentice are all here, why are you still here?" Lu Shen was sleeping soundly, when he heard someone calling himself in his mind, rubbed his eyes in a daze and got up.

He didn't know how long he had slept, but he felt sore and weak, and looked around again.

Oh, isn't this the cave of the White Bone Demon?

Lu Chen pressed his temple, and finally remembered that he had positioned the cloud before falling asleep.He stroked his little heart and secretly thanked himself for his wit, otherwise he might have been eaten by some monsters after he fell asleep in the barren mountains and wild mountains.

Turning my head around, I found that the cave was still clean and tidy, and for a while, I couldn't tell how long I had slept.

Could it be that it hasn't been long?But that voice in my head just now?He shook his head, probably dreaming again.

Lu Chen lay back down again, hugging the quilt and laying on the bed for a while. After rolling around twice, he still felt that he should not have slept for a long time or a short time, otherwise his mind would not be so confused at this moment, and some memories were misplaced. up.

In a haze, he seemed to see the Great Saint holding him, but when did he hold him, he didn't remember it at all.

Would the great saint hold himself so tenderly?

Lu Chen tightly closed his eyes and opened them again, shaking out the messy images in his head—forget it, anyway, it wasn't once or twice that he was hugged by the Great Sage, it must have been one of them.

His brain capacity is small, if everything has to be figured out, his time may only be used for memory besides sleeping.

But the eyes are really different, it seems.

Feeling weak and weak, Lu Chen thought about the sentence that suddenly appeared in his mind just now, and inexplicably matched the voice of Bone Demon.After a brief activity, he planned to go out quickly to check the situation, so as to save himself from missing the big event.

It's just——Lu Chen closed his eyes again after thinking about it, intending to squint for a while, completely ignoring the disharmony in the cave—for example, there are fewer goblins, for example, why the cave is so clean without cleaning it, for example After sleeping for such a long time, no one came up the mountain to grab the territory with his little sorcery?

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Lu Chen quietly followed Tang Seng and his disciples, excitedly watching them walk into the sphere of influence of Baigu Mountain.

"Oh yeah." He made a small gesture of victory to himself, and then just follow the script given by the bone demon to go home.

Lu Chen couldn't restrain his excitement, his fingers tightly twisted the hem of his clothes, his eyes were shining brightly, and he almost jumped on him.

Zhu Bajie in front looked back while walking: "Master, he..."

Sitting on the white dragon horse, Tang Seng calmly said, "Don't worry about him." Did the child come to them directly after waking up?As he said that, he turned his face and glanced at the expressionless face. He was the first to notice, but he always pretended not to notice Monkey King, the little follower behind him.

Zhu Bajie was still holding the dessert that was left over at some time in his hand, and he ate it deliciously: "Forget it, he didn't come to find me anyway."

"Gululu." Tang Seng covered his stomach with his hands, not embarrassed at all, "Wujing, do we still have dry food, are you hungry for the teacher?"

Lugging luggage, walking beside Zhu Bajie, Wu Jing, who kept stuffing all kinds of pastries into the hands of the second senior brother, was a handsome uncle with a good demeanor but a little slow reaction.

He touched the burden and shook his head: "No more, the last piece of pastry is already in the hands of the second brother."

Zhu Bajie happened to lick his fingers at this moment, and burped comfortably: "It's in my stomach now."

Tang Seng: "..."

Wu Jing glanced back at the little goblin who was following carefully and thought he was hiding something very successful. After hesitating for a while, he walked up to the white dragon horse honestly: "Master, that goblin..."

The white dragon horse raised its head and neighed, and yawned loudly, almost spattering Sha Wujing's face with saliva.

Wujing was not annoyed, he stroked its mane.

Zhu Bajie glanced at Monkey King pointedly, and snorted coldly: "Don't worry, we are all acquaintances."

Sha Wujing didn't understand what he meant, but just looked at Tang Seng with ignorant eyes.

After all, she is a fairy, so it's really good to let it go.

Although the goblin looks silly, but who knows if it is a trick.They met a lot of monsters and beauties along the way.

This little elf... looks really good-looking.

Putting his hand upright to his mouth, Tang Seng shook his head indicatively, and shouted in Sun Wukong's direction: "Wukong, I'm hungry, Master, let's find something to eat."

Monkey King's back stiffened, he didn't turn around at all, and said directly: "Okay."

Just as he was about to run away, Zhu Bajie suddenly stopped him, and said in a vicious tone, "Hey, you just leave Master in the wilderness and walk straight away, aren't you afraid that Master will be captured and eaten by some monster?"

His eyes kept drifting to where some goblin was hiding.

Sun Wukong's cold eyes skipped him, Zhu Bajie stared back without flinching.

Although I was trembling in my heart and instinctively wanted to tremble with fear, the hatred of taking my wife was unshakable.

The burden on his shoulders swayed wildly, and Sha Wujing hurriedly lay between the two of them: "Forget it, forget it, don't quarrel, senior brother, hurry up, Master has us here."

Zhu Bajie looked at his strong but completely useless muscles with disdain: "Who did you beat? That monster last time..."

Sha Wujing blushed and couldn't speak, his magic power was really low, he lowered his head and muttered in a low voice: "Isn't there still you, Second Senior Brother?"

Zhu Bajie's long eyelashes blinked twice, seeing his shameless appearance, he stopped talking, and changed the topic: "What's the use of me, I can't do it if I don't." He stretched his arms and kicked his legs, "It's just me With a small body, the kung fu of a three-legged cat can't even beat a monkey."

Who can beat Big Brother.

If it wasn't for the senior brother's reluctance to take action along the way, there would have been corpses everywhere.

Sha Wujing was so blocked that he couldn't speak for a long time, so he had to retreat silently and lead the white dragon horse.

Zhu Bajie didn't say enough, he leaned close to his ear and babbled, seeing his honey-colored cheeks blushing strangely, he thought it was funny.

It got even harder.

"I thought you had a thick skin, but I didn't expect it to be so thin? It's still red." Zhu Bajie poked it curiously, and the fingertips touched it hard.

Surprised, he touched his face again, "Why are you so hard-skinned? Among the people I have hugged, you are not as hard-skinned as you. Did you grow up eating rocks?"

Sha Wujing covered his face and staggered his gaze, and glanced at him like a daughter-in-law: "I'm not, I was born."

Zhu Bajie didn't believe it: "Children's faces are very soft, let me touch them again."

Sha Wujing had a bitter face, but he didn't dare to slap his hands that were touching his face: "Second Senior Brother, how long are you going to touch?"

Zhu Bajie was very interested, and leaned forward: "Touch it again, it feels like a frosted stone, and it hurts my hand."

Not far away, Sun Wukong didn't seem to hear their fight at all, and drew a circle by himself: "Wujing, you sit in this circle with Master, and don't come out until I come back."

Tang Seng stopped him: "What about Xiao Shen?"

Sun Wukong's eyes moved slightly, and he turned his face away to see his expression clearly: "I have already put a restraint on him, and nothing will happen."

Tang Seng still believed in Sun Wukong's ability. He sat on the suitcase and said to himself: "What is he doing? He hides in the dark and doesn't come out."

Although he really wanted to come forward to recognize his relatives, the child has been timid and unwilling to show others openly since he appeared, but the happy atmosphere around him can infect almost all the animals and plants around him, and he can't ignore it even if he wants to.

Tang Seng was not sure what he wanted to do, so he had to cooperate temporarily.

not to mention--

Isn't there someone who is more calm.

Zhu Bajie couldn't even say what Sha Wujing teased. After seeing him sitting down in a corner with his luggage in his arms, he leaned next to Tang Seng and sat cross-legged. He found another piece of pastry out of nowhere. : "I don't know what that Poor Monkey did after sending him back last time. He must have bullied him. Now the little goblin doesn't dare to come forward. Look..."

Zhu Bajie's eyes flickered over vaguely: "Hey, look at this side again, thinking about how cute he is when he doesn't dare to come here, if he married me back then, I would love it Drink it for him, and wait for me to come back from learning the scriptures..." Zhu Bajie was still thinking about the future.

Monkey King gave him a cold look, then unconsciously looked at the looming figure in the bushes behind him, pursed his lips, waved his sleeves and left.

What the hell is he trying to do.

It's been so long, don't you want to see... Master's?

Sha Wujing on the side said weakly: "Master is hungry, can't you save some for Master?"

Zhu Bajie held up the pastry that had been gnawed to bits and pieces, and even kept dropping dregs: "I thought you reserved it for me, then Master, do you want to eat it?"

Tang Seng glanced at the back worriedly, wondering what happened to Lu Chen during this time, he was not in the mood to eat, and the pastry was hard to describe.

He said with difficulty: "I don't want to eat, you can eat."

Zhu Bajie: "Look, Master doesn't eat."

Sha Wujing muttered to himself: "It's for you, but you can't just eat it alone."

Zhu Bajie was full of momentum, he ate it in one big gulp, his chubby little face trembled twice: "What is given to me is given to me, mine alone."

Sha Wujing glanced at him, then quickly turned his gaze away, his face was dark with a strange redness.

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Lu Chen grabbed a withered yellow tree, tiptoed vigorously and poked his head out.

Watching Monkey King disappear out of thin air, and watching the remaining three masters and apprentices not change their faces, closing their eyes and resting on the spot, they slowly breathed a sigh of relief.

Before, he was always afraid of being discovered by Monkey King, but he didn't expect that he was good at concealing his breath. He really deserves to be a lucky boy with the help of a plot. Lu Chen gave himself a thumbs up.

Smash it, Smash it, want to straighten your body, your head accidentally hangs on the dry branch above your head, your hair is pulled to pieces, frowning, while saving your own hair, you look at the three people who don't know the danger is coming, and are still indifferent .

"It's been so long since we've been studying the scriptures in the West, why don't the three of you have any vigilance at all? What will you do if there are monsters eating you in the barren mountains and wild mountains?" Lu Chen muttered, but he didn't dare to complain loudly.

This time, he kept in mind the teaching of the great saint, and never turned around. Instead, he stood still and only moved his little finger.

Suddenly, a country woman was born.

He straightened out his small chest that didn't exist due to lack of spells, raised his eyebrows and brushed his hair like a woman, and tugged at the hem of his skirt unnaturally.

Fortunately, in ancient times, men and women wore similar clothes, and they got used to it.

On his arm was a steamed bun filled with cornmeal—he originally wanted to transform it with worms and stones, but he didn't want to carry worms. It made him sick, and the stone was quite heavy.

In addition, Zhu Bajie is so greedy, he must take a bite first when he takes it, what should he do if he bites his teeth.

He has rough skin and thick flesh, Tangtang can't do it.

So this basket of cornmeal steamed buns was exchanged by him at the bottom of the mountain in advance.

Anyway, there are so many gold and silver jewels, jewelry hairpins, and forks in the Bone Essence's Cave, so there is no need for them.

Lu Chen carefully lifted the hem of his skirt, took a deep breath, and quickly shrank back in a daze when he took the first step bravely.

Not far away, it seems that they are busy with their own things, but in fact, they have long been surprised by his "scrambling head and posing", and he is dressed up in a fancy dress. Seeing him raising his feet, he thought he was going to sacrifice himself, so he immediately waited in full force. Unexpectedly, the three masters and apprentices only saw one. A piece of light pink skirt corner flashed away, and the person disappeared immediately.

They looked at each other, shook their heads slightly, and pursed their lips, not knowing what Lu Chen was up to.

Tang Seng is an ordinary person, so he can only vaguely see the outline, but Zhu Bajie can see clearly, and walked into Tang Seng: "Master, I think he has changed his appearance, it seems that he doesn't want to recognize us?"

Tang Seng was taken aback: "Changed appearance?"

What exactly does this kid want to do, or does he have some unspeakable difficulties?

Lu Chen did have difficulties, but he still couldn't express them.He just went out to get his first bat now, and then closed his eyes and opened them again.

After three days, he can lie comfortably in his own bed and wait for the alarm clock to go off before going to school.

But looking at Tang Seng not far away, and thinking about Monkey King who flew away just now——Lu Chen leaned against the tree with his small mouth pouted.

It seems a bit reluctant, especially Monkey King.

Lu Chen felt depressed at the thought of being separated from his male god and current friend.

He hadn't made any friends since he was a child, and he finally got the instinct of closeness and didn't want to lose it.

But after all, they are not in the same world. Lu Chen pressed the sore part of his chest, tried to breathe calmly, sank his dantian, finally gritted his teeth, and took the first step without caring about anything.

"This one..." Lu Chen watched Journey to the West quite a lot, but they were all watching the excitement. The more impressions were from the TV series when he was a child. What should the Nomura woman call him.

Are you called a holy monk directly, or a monk?

The monk is not very polite, but if a country woman named Shengseng will immediately cause vigilance, but what he wants is to make the master and apprentice vigilant, and then let the great saint beat him three sticks.

Ahhh, it's so annoying, what should I do?

But the steps have already been taken, so I can't go back and reorganize the language now.

Lu Chen's hands were so strong that he almost wanted to pull down the hem of the skirt, he hated it, why didn't all these things be thought through in advance.The little fist was clenched so tightly that it almost hit his head directly.

Why is he so stupid.

Tang Seng looked at Lu Chen timidly approaching, and after saying a few words, he turned his back to everyone and was annoyed. Although he didn't know what happened to him, his previous guess that he had difficulties was strengthened.

"This girl, is there something wrong?" He didn't know why Lu Chen didn't want to recognize each other, but it was always right to follow his train of thought.

Maybe even if there is a mistake... just play with him.