Actor, is it a joke?
Chapter 40
"How do you know it's me?" Xu Chengdu couldn't help but blurt out when he heard his name.
There was a moment of silence on the other side, "Well... guess."
There was a warm smile in his voice, the temperature crawled along the tangled telephone wires, and burned the ear that was attached to the receiver, Xu Chengdu tilted his head uncomfortably, and muttered in a low voice: "You've become a half-immortal."
"Call me at this time, why, do you want to come out for supper?" Baige didn't mention why Xu Chengdu had his number, and didn't ask why he was calling, but asked someone out directly.The tone is natural, familiar as if they often talk on the phone.
Xu Chengdu smacked his tasteless mouth, and accepted the proposal by accident.
"You wait under the bridge. I'll come to you after crossing the overpass." Bai Ge spoke quickly, sounding as if he was worried about not being able to find a dinner friend to eat supper with, for fear that Xu Chengdu would regret it, "It's autumn, the temperature difference between day and night Big, remember to put on a coat. See you in 10 minutes."
"Oh..." Xu Chengdu held the hastily hung up phone and stared blankly at the sandals with a crack on his feet.I thought: What was I thinking just now?Looking for a girl to date?
Ten minutes later, Xu Chengdu appeared under the overpass wearing a bright yellow hoodie as promised.
He looked up at the dark overpass. The neon lights on the railings changed a color every day. Today it was a slightly greasy bright pink, which didn't match its burly and powerful body at all.From Baige's apartment to here, Xu Chengdu calculated in his mind, including the time for going up and down the stairs and changing clothes, it would take at least a quarter of an hour.
However, just as he turned off the engine of the motorcycle, he saw Baige's figure on the flyover.
He wore a baggy black coat, and trotted over while raising his wrist to look at his watch. His fluffy hair was blown by the wind, and he jumped up and down with the rhythm of his body. Lively side.
like a kite.Xu Chengdu silently made an analogy in his heart.
"You can take your time, I'm not a girl who can't afford to wait." When Baige stopped in front of him with a little breath, he narrowed his eyes and teased.
"It has nothing to do with gender. It's not a good habit to make people wait for a long time." Baige breathed out, and the first thing he saw was the stylish car under Xu Chengdu's crotch.
He circled around with his arms folded, his eyes full of criticism.
To be precise, this is an uncommon off-road motorcycle on the market. Its size and displacement are between mountain off-road and street bikes. As for the brand, Baige said that this motorcycle has been modified beyond his recognition. know the range.
And the direction and style of the modification... also made him a little confused.
"You..." He patted the side fender of the motorcycle, "Did it crash and then stick it with colorful tape?"
Xu Chengdu put on an appearance that you asked knowingly, "Otherwise, performance art?"
"What about the rearview mirror? Without it, you'll pretend to stick it together to make a pair..." Baige touched his chin with his elbow, "The taillight is also broken, but there are several exhaust pipes... I'm curious about you How did you avoid the traffic police and let this pile of junk...well... this illegally modified motorcycle survive."
"Tsk, show some respect!" Xu Chengdu patted the back seat vigorously. The leather on it had long since lost its luster, and it looked so dry that it was about to crack into pieces. "My car has a name. ! It’s called Little Comet! Although he won a bet, he’s been mine since the day he returned to me! He’s been with me for a long time, and you’re not allowed to speak ill of him!”
As he said that, the engine of the motorcycle let out two low growls with a long aftertaste.
Faced with the double threat of the car and the person grinning their teeth, Baige squirmed his lips twice, and closed it tactfully.
"Here!" As he lowered his head and continued to check the condition of the car, a silvery object approached the door impartially. Baige subconsciously caught it and held it in his arms.
Looking down, it was a helmet.
Holding the helmet, he pointed to "Little Comet" uncertainly, "Do you want me to sit on it?"
The broken taillight of "Little Comet" flickered twice.
"Where are we going for supper? Is it far away?" Bai Ge still struggled.
Xu Chengdu put on his black helmet and nodded, "If you don't want to race for half an hour."
"To be honest, we can hail a taxi." Baige made his last effort, "You may not believe me, but my life is worth more than you think..."
Before he finished speaking, Xu Chengdu got off the motorcycle, walked straight to him, grabbed the silver helmet from his hand, and without a word, pressed it on his head roughly.
After putting it on, he flicked it with his index finger, and the knuckles hit the helmet, making two crisp ding sounds.Baige felt that his brain was shaken twice, and he couldn't speak.
"Stop talking nonsense, I'm hungry."
Baige gritted his teeth and decided to go all out. Before getting into the car, he said: "You! Be careful!"
But the word "safety" has never been in someone's life dictionary. Even if there was, it would have been eaten by dogs early in the morning.
As soon as he got into the car, Xu Chengdu pulled the accelerator to the bottom, honked the horn while accelerating, and narrowly passed by the pedestrians who jumped away in a hurry.Immediately after a turning flick, the rear tire almost slipped.
This pile of running junk has no other advantages, but the acceleration and the roar of the engine are far ahead of normal locomotives.Coupled with some unsociable clicks, the fragments played in a violent tremor into a loud, self-contained rock percussion, and even Baige's eardrums were forced to dance together.
The wind was howling, and Baige had to raise his volume, but the bottom edge of the helmet pierced his jawbone, making him suffer a blow every time he said a word.
"Are you always so desperate?"
"What did you say? What to eat?"
"Watch out for that big truck! It's changing lanes!"
Xu Chengdu stepped up the accelerator, quickly cut past the heavy, big and ugly truck, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Let's have barbecue!"
Baige: "..."
After realizing that the whole process was being talked about with chickens and ducks, Baige closed his mouth, silently retracted the hand that was holding the edge of the back seat of "Little Comet", and tightly grasped the waist of the person in front.
He had to make sure that he would not be thrown off by this lunatic.
Suddenly a warm body approached from behind, Xu Chengdu's whole body trembled, and "Little Comet" spewed out a few incoherent short sounds like a bad contact.Tightening the muscles in his waist, he moved himself forward with the strength of his arms.
However, Baige took advantage of the situation and continued to post.
The space available on the motorcycle is limited, and there is no place to hide if you want to keep a distance. Xu Chengdu never knew that he was so sensitive. The heat radiation belonging to Baige scalded half of his body, and the trembling like thunder struck his brain.Then the body seemed to instinctively perceive it deliberately. He slowly felt Baige's protruding pectoral muscles, the beating heart in Baige's chest cavity, and Baige's scorching palm resting on his hip bone through the not-so-thin clothing material. He even felt Baige's legs rub against him from time to time.
A rapid heat flow rushed from the spine to the lower abdomen...
When it hit a speed bump on the road, the whole motorcycle shook like an old spring mattress.
Baige folded his arms subconsciously, and embraced him completely.
"Go away, get your claws away!" Xu Chengdu turned his head and shouted unbearably.
Baige blinked innocently and raised his hands, "What's wrong?"
There was nowhere to vent the gas in his belly, Xu Chengdu paused word by word: "I! Scared! Itchy!"
Baige raised his eyebrows, and put his hands on his shoulders instead.
Xu Chengdu: "..."
With the fastest speed, the two arrived at the destination with a roar, set up the legs of the motorcycle, took off the hood and put it on the only rearview mirror, Xu Chengdu jumped away from Baige as if his hair exploded.
Baige faintly felt that he was not normal today, so he took off his helmet, hung it on the handle, and said abruptly, "I didn't promise that girl."
"Which girl?" Xu Chengdu kept a distance of one meter from him, and walked into the deep alley.
"Didn't you see it? At the turn of the stairs." Baige followed unhurriedly, and did not shorten the distance without authorization, "Didn't you kick the railing?"
"Oh." Xu Chengdu remembered this and shrugged his shoulders, "What does it have to do with me if you agree to that beauty?"
He himself didn't realize the strong sourness in these words.
"Then what are you awkward about?" Baige stepped forward amusedly, narrowing the distance to an arm's width.
It was actually seen...
"Uncomfortable? No." Xu Chengdu resisted the urge to jump away, and even put one hand on Baige's shoulder, suppressing his heartbeat, with a playful smile, "If you can raise my labor unit price a little, I guarantee that the service attitude will be good ! Awkward? Doesn't exist."
Xu Chengdu has always had minor ailments, sloppy hands and feet, and he likes to hook his shoulders and shoulders. After getting along for a long time, Baige has evolved from the extreme disgust at the beginning to the current immune state.
There were dim street lights in the alley, and when he turned his head, he saw Xu Chengdu's profound profile, his eyes half-downcast, and a shadow between his frowning brows, filled with thoughts.With a heartbeat, he raised his hand to smooth out the crease on his eyebrows.
Xu Chengdu's body reacted extremely quickly, and he tilted his neck back vigilantly.
The four eyes met, and Baige's hands froze in mid-air without embarrassment.
There was some doubt in Xu Chengdu's eyes.
"Cough." The hand went back home bluntly, clenched into an empty fist and coughed against his lips, "Is this the barbecue you're talking about?"
Xu Chengdu glanced at him suspiciously and nodded.
The barbecue behind him is hidden in the middle of the alley. It is just a small yard of an ordinary family. There are no other decorations, except for a tattered signboard at the door, which flashes "Shen Ji Huo Kao" from time to time. Four words.
Voices, fire, and white smoke came through the cracks in the narrow door.
Looking at the environment, Baige felt a little lacking in courage to take the first step.
"How about... let's switch to another house?"
"Don't judge people by their appearance. This store is a time-honored store, and all the customers who come here are repeat customers! It's been set up since my grandfather's generation. It's delicious!" Xu Chengdu turned into a salesman and pulled him in.
As Bai Ge thought, the environment of this barbecue is really not that good, and there are few diners. In the crowded small courtyard, there are only five tables in total, and three of them are empty.A table of lovers, a table of a few friends, each chatting about the mountains.
The one who was busy brushing the oil, flipping the noodles and ordering the sauce on the charcoal grill was an old man who seemed to be nearly fifty years old, his waist was not bent, his hands were not shaking, and he was busy humming a little tune with a cigarette in his mouth. .His mother-in-law is helping out.
"Hey, Xiaodu." The old Shen was not blind, he caught Xu Chengdu at the door, and greeted him warmly, "Is your grandfather still able to move?"
Old Shen chuckled twice, and flicked the cigarette up and down, "The old guy's body is very tough. How about Xiaodu? Or the old way of eating?"
Xu Chengdu knocked on the bowl to express his agreement.
Baige looked at the not-so-clean tabletop, then at the cigarette next to the old man's mouth, and at the bamboo chopsticks that were not disposable.He secretly made up his mind not to touch the skewers when they came up later.
There was a moment of silence on the other side, "Well... guess."
There was a warm smile in his voice, the temperature crawled along the tangled telephone wires, and burned the ear that was attached to the receiver, Xu Chengdu tilted his head uncomfortably, and muttered in a low voice: "You've become a half-immortal."
"Call me at this time, why, do you want to come out for supper?" Baige didn't mention why Xu Chengdu had his number, and didn't ask why he was calling, but asked someone out directly.The tone is natural, familiar as if they often talk on the phone.
Xu Chengdu smacked his tasteless mouth, and accepted the proposal by accident.
"You wait under the bridge. I'll come to you after crossing the overpass." Bai Ge spoke quickly, sounding as if he was worried about not being able to find a dinner friend to eat supper with, for fear that Xu Chengdu would regret it, "It's autumn, the temperature difference between day and night Big, remember to put on a coat. See you in 10 minutes."
"Oh..." Xu Chengdu held the hastily hung up phone and stared blankly at the sandals with a crack on his feet.I thought: What was I thinking just now?Looking for a girl to date?
Ten minutes later, Xu Chengdu appeared under the overpass wearing a bright yellow hoodie as promised.
He looked up at the dark overpass. The neon lights on the railings changed a color every day. Today it was a slightly greasy bright pink, which didn't match its burly and powerful body at all.From Baige's apartment to here, Xu Chengdu calculated in his mind, including the time for going up and down the stairs and changing clothes, it would take at least a quarter of an hour.
However, just as he turned off the engine of the motorcycle, he saw Baige's figure on the flyover.
He wore a baggy black coat, and trotted over while raising his wrist to look at his watch. His fluffy hair was blown by the wind, and he jumped up and down with the rhythm of his body. Lively side.
like a kite.Xu Chengdu silently made an analogy in his heart.
"You can take your time, I'm not a girl who can't afford to wait." When Baige stopped in front of him with a little breath, he narrowed his eyes and teased.
"It has nothing to do with gender. It's not a good habit to make people wait for a long time." Baige breathed out, and the first thing he saw was the stylish car under Xu Chengdu's crotch.
He circled around with his arms folded, his eyes full of criticism.
To be precise, this is an uncommon off-road motorcycle on the market. Its size and displacement are between mountain off-road and street bikes. As for the brand, Baige said that this motorcycle has been modified beyond his recognition. know the range.
And the direction and style of the modification... also made him a little confused.
"You..." He patted the side fender of the motorcycle, "Did it crash and then stick it with colorful tape?"
Xu Chengdu put on an appearance that you asked knowingly, "Otherwise, performance art?"
"What about the rearview mirror? Without it, you'll pretend to stick it together to make a pair..." Baige touched his chin with his elbow, "The taillight is also broken, but there are several exhaust pipes... I'm curious about you How did you avoid the traffic police and let this pile of junk...well... this illegally modified motorcycle survive."
"Tsk, show some respect!" Xu Chengdu patted the back seat vigorously. The leather on it had long since lost its luster, and it looked so dry that it was about to crack into pieces. "My car has a name. ! It’s called Little Comet! Although he won a bet, he’s been mine since the day he returned to me! He’s been with me for a long time, and you’re not allowed to speak ill of him!”
As he said that, the engine of the motorcycle let out two low growls with a long aftertaste.
Faced with the double threat of the car and the person grinning their teeth, Baige squirmed his lips twice, and closed it tactfully.
"Here!" As he lowered his head and continued to check the condition of the car, a silvery object approached the door impartially. Baige subconsciously caught it and held it in his arms.
Looking down, it was a helmet.
Holding the helmet, he pointed to "Little Comet" uncertainly, "Do you want me to sit on it?"
The broken taillight of "Little Comet" flickered twice.
"Where are we going for supper? Is it far away?" Bai Ge still struggled.
Xu Chengdu put on his black helmet and nodded, "If you don't want to race for half an hour."
"To be honest, we can hail a taxi." Baige made his last effort, "You may not believe me, but my life is worth more than you think..."
Before he finished speaking, Xu Chengdu got off the motorcycle, walked straight to him, grabbed the silver helmet from his hand, and without a word, pressed it on his head roughly.
After putting it on, he flicked it with his index finger, and the knuckles hit the helmet, making two crisp ding sounds.Baige felt that his brain was shaken twice, and he couldn't speak.
"Stop talking nonsense, I'm hungry."
Baige gritted his teeth and decided to go all out. Before getting into the car, he said: "You! Be careful!"
But the word "safety" has never been in someone's life dictionary. Even if there was, it would have been eaten by dogs early in the morning.
As soon as he got into the car, Xu Chengdu pulled the accelerator to the bottom, honked the horn while accelerating, and narrowly passed by the pedestrians who jumped away in a hurry.Immediately after a turning flick, the rear tire almost slipped.
This pile of running junk has no other advantages, but the acceleration and the roar of the engine are far ahead of normal locomotives.Coupled with some unsociable clicks, the fragments played in a violent tremor into a loud, self-contained rock percussion, and even Baige's eardrums were forced to dance together.
The wind was howling, and Baige had to raise his volume, but the bottom edge of the helmet pierced his jawbone, making him suffer a blow every time he said a word.
"Are you always so desperate?"
"What did you say? What to eat?"
"Watch out for that big truck! It's changing lanes!"
Xu Chengdu stepped up the accelerator, quickly cut past the heavy, big and ugly truck, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Let's have barbecue!"
Baige: "..."
After realizing that the whole process was being talked about with chickens and ducks, Baige closed his mouth, silently retracted the hand that was holding the edge of the back seat of "Little Comet", and tightly grasped the waist of the person in front.
He had to make sure that he would not be thrown off by this lunatic.
Suddenly a warm body approached from behind, Xu Chengdu's whole body trembled, and "Little Comet" spewed out a few incoherent short sounds like a bad contact.Tightening the muscles in his waist, he moved himself forward with the strength of his arms.
However, Baige took advantage of the situation and continued to post.
The space available on the motorcycle is limited, and there is no place to hide if you want to keep a distance. Xu Chengdu never knew that he was so sensitive. The heat radiation belonging to Baige scalded half of his body, and the trembling like thunder struck his brain.Then the body seemed to instinctively perceive it deliberately. He slowly felt Baige's protruding pectoral muscles, the beating heart in Baige's chest cavity, and Baige's scorching palm resting on his hip bone through the not-so-thin clothing material. He even felt Baige's legs rub against him from time to time.
A rapid heat flow rushed from the spine to the lower abdomen...
When it hit a speed bump on the road, the whole motorcycle shook like an old spring mattress.
Baige folded his arms subconsciously, and embraced him completely.
"Go away, get your claws away!" Xu Chengdu turned his head and shouted unbearably.
Baige blinked innocently and raised his hands, "What's wrong?"
There was nowhere to vent the gas in his belly, Xu Chengdu paused word by word: "I! Scared! Itchy!"
Baige raised his eyebrows, and put his hands on his shoulders instead.
Xu Chengdu: "..."
With the fastest speed, the two arrived at the destination with a roar, set up the legs of the motorcycle, took off the hood and put it on the only rearview mirror, Xu Chengdu jumped away from Baige as if his hair exploded.
Baige faintly felt that he was not normal today, so he took off his helmet, hung it on the handle, and said abruptly, "I didn't promise that girl."
"Which girl?" Xu Chengdu kept a distance of one meter from him, and walked into the deep alley.
"Didn't you see it? At the turn of the stairs." Baige followed unhurriedly, and did not shorten the distance without authorization, "Didn't you kick the railing?"
"Oh." Xu Chengdu remembered this and shrugged his shoulders, "What does it have to do with me if you agree to that beauty?"
He himself didn't realize the strong sourness in these words.
"Then what are you awkward about?" Baige stepped forward amusedly, narrowing the distance to an arm's width.
It was actually seen...
"Uncomfortable? No." Xu Chengdu resisted the urge to jump away, and even put one hand on Baige's shoulder, suppressing his heartbeat, with a playful smile, "If you can raise my labor unit price a little, I guarantee that the service attitude will be good ! Awkward? Doesn't exist."
Xu Chengdu has always had minor ailments, sloppy hands and feet, and he likes to hook his shoulders and shoulders. After getting along for a long time, Baige has evolved from the extreme disgust at the beginning to the current immune state.
There were dim street lights in the alley, and when he turned his head, he saw Xu Chengdu's profound profile, his eyes half-downcast, and a shadow between his frowning brows, filled with thoughts.With a heartbeat, he raised his hand to smooth out the crease on his eyebrows.
Xu Chengdu's body reacted extremely quickly, and he tilted his neck back vigilantly.
The four eyes met, and Baige's hands froze in mid-air without embarrassment.
There was some doubt in Xu Chengdu's eyes.
"Cough." The hand went back home bluntly, clenched into an empty fist and coughed against his lips, "Is this the barbecue you're talking about?"
Xu Chengdu glanced at him suspiciously and nodded.
The barbecue behind him is hidden in the middle of the alley. It is just a small yard of an ordinary family. There are no other decorations, except for a tattered signboard at the door, which flashes "Shen Ji Huo Kao" from time to time. Four words.
Voices, fire, and white smoke came through the cracks in the narrow door.
Looking at the environment, Baige felt a little lacking in courage to take the first step.
"How about... let's switch to another house?"
"Don't judge people by their appearance. This store is a time-honored store, and all the customers who come here are repeat customers! It's been set up since my grandfather's generation. It's delicious!" Xu Chengdu turned into a salesman and pulled him in.
As Bai Ge thought, the environment of this barbecue is really not that good, and there are few diners. In the crowded small courtyard, there are only five tables in total, and three of them are empty.A table of lovers, a table of a few friends, each chatting about the mountains.
The one who was busy brushing the oil, flipping the noodles and ordering the sauce on the charcoal grill was an old man who seemed to be nearly fifty years old, his waist was not bent, his hands were not shaking, and he was busy humming a little tune with a cigarette in his mouth. .His mother-in-law is helping out.
"Hey, Xiaodu." The old Shen was not blind, he caught Xu Chengdu at the door, and greeted him warmly, "Is your grandfather still able to move?"
Old Shen chuckled twice, and flicked the cigarette up and down, "The old guy's body is very tough. How about Xiaodu? Or the old way of eating?"
Xu Chengdu knocked on the bowl to express his agreement.
Baige looked at the not-so-clean tabletop, then at the cigarette next to the old man's mouth, and at the bamboo chopsticks that were not disposable.He secretly made up his mind not to touch the skewers when they came up later.
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