Actor, is it a joke?

Baige smiled and didn't say anything, Xu Chengdu reacted after two seconds and suddenly panicked with embarrassment, washed his hands hurriedly and rushed out of the toilet.

Under what circumstances does a man transform into a "little king kong"... This kind of thing is well known to adolescent boys.The question is... Under what circumstances will the two big men transform at the same time?This is a bit fantasy... Do you want to watch a short video about love education together?

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Watch small movies with Baige?

Xu Chengdu imagined the scene for a while, blushing and holding his head, he couldn't accept it.

This little joke-like matter was put on hold after being teased. Although Baige didn't mention it again for a long time, Xu Chengdu always felt like a sword of Damocles was hanging on his head, and he was afraid that it would When Tian didn't agree with each other, he fell straight down and accidentally injured the dog-like head of others.He had never wished so much for his amnesia.

Although it was a bit embarrassing at the beginning, Xu Chengdu started his career of running errands for Baige meticulously, adhering to the personal creed of repaying all debts.

A trip to the canteen is worth ten yuan.

The cafeteria helps line up to get meals worth 20 yuan.

Instead of being on duty, it is worth 50 yuan a day.

Plus other little bits and pieces...

Xu Chengdu carefully recorded his debt repayment progress in a small notebook every day, and found desperately that if he continued at this speed, he would not be able to get rid of the white scum throughout high school.

So he held the beautiful fantasy of loving his classmates and sitting next to him, and brought a small notebook to discuss with Baige about reform.The scum of the white surname with a human face and a beast heart is happy to see the debt repayment action that may last for three years, and sternly rejects Xu Chengdu's friendly suggestion of raising the unit price of labor in order to break up as soon as possible. Psychology has been severely criticized.

From that day on, for the first time, Xu Chengdu had a sober and profound understanding of the evil capitalist exploiting class.

Since Xu Chengdu was with Baige almost all the time, helping to buy water, snacks, cooking, playing basketball and forming a team, he was naturally indispensable for hygiene.Soon, the famous name of Bai Ge's friend fell on him.

And this kind of name is surprisingly useful, for example, when cooking, others will actively and enthusiastically ask him to jump in line.

However... as we get along longer, Xu Chengdu finds more and more that Baige is duplicitous in his errand career, which alternates between intermittent smugness and continuous despondency.

Obviously chatting with a strange classmate from another grade in full swing and full of interest, turning to Xu Chengdu to ask, Baige's reaction is nothing more than three: Who are you talking about?Oh, the only son of the Lu family... name?It's good to know his surname is Lu.character?Very boring.Or, who are you talking about?Sorry I forgot.Or, oh... you say that person, and add various titles of this person in various organizations of the school, for example, the art director of the student union.name?None of this matters.

Everyone praises that Baige has a good personality, is kind and easy-going, and even responds to requests.

I thought he was the unreachable moon in the sky, but when I turned around, I found that he was the fresh morning breeze who could embrace me with open arms.

The above is a line that impressed Xu Chengdu deeply in the love letter written by the girls to Baige. At that time, I couldn't help but want to yell at you, are you blind!

These love letter white grids have never been looked at directly, and they have not even been opened. They usually take them with a smile on their faces, and then stuff them into the belly of the table casually.When the day is too full, Xu Chengdu, a small follower, will clean up the mess in a unified manner, and secretly, so that they cannot be discarded at will and cannot be discovered by others, and they are forbidden to share with others.

For this reason, Xu Chengdu thought of a safe way, which was to carry all the love letters home and burn them.So for a long time afterwards, Mr. Xu Shaoliang wondered if his grandson would often burn papers for his parents in the bedroom in the middle of the night, and attributed this to the fact that his love for his children was far from enough, which made him miss his dead parents very much. After blaming himself, he decided to reduce the frequency of beatings and scolding.

Xu Chengdu lived a comfortable life because of this.

Although the moon is dazzling, it does not affect the light of the stars.Xu Chengdu would occasionally receive confession letters from girls. Unlike Baige, he would read them carefully, and then seriously write a short rejection letter with a reason that didn't sound so absurd.

On this day, Xu Chengdu bit his pen and racked his brains thinking about how he could not hurt his self-esteem and successfully get rid of this stubborn girl who had written him no less than ten ten thousand-word essays.

Baige moved his head closer, raised his eyebrows, and gave a three-word evaluation: "The words are really ugly."

Xu Chengdu raised his head and looked at him with his nostrils, "What do you know, this is an art like spring and snow, and ordinary people like you are unable to appreciate it."

Baige has nothing to say, just say that you are happy.

After a few seconds of silence, he said abruptly, "You are just creating some illusory illusions for that girl by replying one after another like this."

"Couldn't it be better to hear everything in the sea like you? What if someone didn't close their eyes all night and was waiting for your response?" Xu Chengdu retorted. You confess, it's not easy being a girl, even if it's not the kind of affection you expected in your heart, you shouldn't be so indifferent. It's chilling."

He couldn't see these words earlier, so he wanted to say them, and today just happened to meet the opportunity.

Baige's eyes flickered, showing a thoughtful expression, and then he stretched out his hand with well-articulated bones, and rhythmically knocked on the table in front of Xu Chengdu.

"In my opinion, if there is no response and disappointment, no matter what kind of relationship, love, friendship, even family relationship, it will go to death at the fastest speed. This sounds selfish, but it is the most convenient A quick and good way for both parties. When you write this reply, it means that you are seriously thinking about the possibility with her, even if there is no possibility, at least you are thinking about her. For her, This is her hope. Who knows? Maybe she will really touch you one day because of her sincerity. Then what? She will continue to pursue you persistently with this belief until one day you meet I, too, choose to remain indifferent."

The clear and gentle voice overwhelmed the noisy noise between classes, and penetrated into Xu Chengdu's thin auricle without missing a word.

For a moment, he had a thought, could it be that Bai Ge's methods of dealing with affairs and attitudes towards life that he was not used to were just the most effective coping strategies that this person came up with after groping and pondering?Is it just because the environment Baige lives in is so different from his own that he can't understand or even sneer?

Xu Chengdu was shocked by his own thought, then thought again, then... what kind of environment can he develop a character like Baige?

"What you said makes sense." He sniffed, "It just doesn't apply to me. We are different."

"Well, we are different." Baige withdrew his hand and repeated.

I don't know why, this sentence is like a heavy boulder falling from the sky, pressing on Xu Chengdu's heart, making his breathing difficult and the meridians all over his body stagnant.It was as if heavy iron filings had been sprinkled into the blood vessels that were originally running happily in all directions, causing the great congestion of the century.

This stagnant feeling did not show any signs of dissipating until the school bell rang on Friday.Then he picked up the shriveled backpack, and at the corner of the stairs, he ran into the scene where the girl confessed to Bai Ge face to face.

Xu Chengdu had seen that girl before, she seemed to be a senior from the second year of high school.Tall and white, with long hair and shawls, big breasts and thin waist, she is a big beauty worth [-]% in the eyes of the boys.From Baige's smile, he guessed that the girl's family background should be good.

"I... can I leave your cell phone number?"

The girl lowered her head, twisting the hem of her dress nervously and shyly.

This time, the stagnation in his chest disappeared, and it turned into irritability.

He kicked the railing of the stairs viciously, and rushed out of the teaching building without looking back before Baige came over.

I don't know how far I ran in one breath, I just felt that my fast-beating heart was a little overwhelmed, and the weird irritability gradually calmed down with the loss of sweat. After walking around the school, I stayed in a daze until it was dark before returning home.

Back home, the old man left a note saying that he had gone to renew the revolutionary friendship with his old comrades in arms.

"Hmph, just say it when you're playing mahjong, there's no revolutionary friendship..." Xu Chengdu put down the note weakly, cooked a pot of porridge perfunctorily, and dismissed the food with pickles made by the aunt next door. Tasteless meal.

Staring at the empty rice bowl after eating, he continued to be in a daze.

The alarm clock in the shape of a cartoon frog on the dining table was working diligently, and the second hand clicked very crisply. When it reached the number twelve one by one, and the hour was called, the whole frog croaked and trembled.

A certain joint in his body was opened, Xu Chengdu stood up suddenly, and a small whirlwind blew into his bedroom, rummaged through the box, pulled out the painkiller that was pressed under the piles of clothes, squeezed it, and rushed into it again. Enter the old man's room.

He rushed to the phone, picked up the receiver and put it on his left shoulder, tilted his head to clamp it, and when the prompt sounded, he tapped a long string of numbers a few times.A series of movements flowed smoothly, without giving himself a chance to breathe.

Amidst the beeping busy tone, the surrounding silence set off the heavy and powerful heartbeat extremely harshly. Xu Chengdu seemed to be a little aware of what the heartbeat at this frequency represented. Before the fog was lifted, he became more and more restless, more and more Getting manic.

The phone didn't connect.

Not white grid.

"The number you dialed has not been connected, please wait a moment..." Xu Chengdu let out a sigh of relief, and put the receiver back into the groove stiffly and slowly.

Should I try to date that girl... A thought suddenly flashed through his confused mind.I've never had close contact with a girl, is it called Chu Wei?He frowned, thinking about it carefully, she said in the letter that she once handed me water on the basketball court, said that she could meet me in the corridor every day, and once looked at me.

But... why is there no impression at all?

He turned his daily life upside down in his memory, then picked up the whole body and shook it, and finally found a clue.Is that the petite girl with ponytails and white shoes?His heart suddenly brightened, yes, I have noticed her.

Does this mean... girls are attractive to me?

This discovery immediately refreshed him, and he was so happy that he almost wanted to blow a loud whistle, but when he prepared his mouth shape, the phone rang suddenly.

Xu Chengdu smacked his mouth, and brought the receiver to his ear happily, and then his heart, which flew like a lark, fell from the air, hit the ground hard, and was rebounded even more fiercely, shooting directly into outer space.

"Hello?" The familiar voice is full of magnetism, like the deep sea tide, beating on the soft sand.

Xu Chengdu's scalp was numb, he held his breath, he hesitated between speaking and directly shutting down, the knuckles of his fingers holding the receiver tightly gradually turned white.

The other party waited for two seconds and didn't get an answer, so he chuckled twice, "Xu Chengdu? Why didn't you speak?"

The author has something to say: Xu Chengdu: I have a bold guess...

Baige: Well, yes!