Actor, is it a joke?

As soon as his butt touched the bench, Xu Chengdu took off his school uniform jacket reflexively, covered his head, straightened his long legs, and "meditated" on the table.Having been a problem student for nearly ten years, the formula is still familiar in another environment. The sleepy bug seems to have been lying in ambush in the belly of the desk for a long time, waiting for Xu Chengdu to throw himself into the trap.

Xu Chengdu complied without any struggle, and just as he let go of his distracting thoughts, his leg was kicked suddenly.He clicked his tongue, thinking that his legs were too long to occupy someone else's position, so he shrank back.When he changed his posture, he pouted and continued to lean against the table looking for sleepiness, when the back of his head was attacked by something neither hard nor soft.

It is still a bit difficult to throw accurately.With a gloomy face, Xu Chengdu pulled down his school uniform, turned his iceberg face, and saw Baige, who was propping his forehead with one hand and shaking the eraser with the other, smiling maliciously.

"Did you sit next to me?" Xu Chengdu quickly scanned the seat chart in his mind, clearly remembering that Baige was far away from him.

"Yes, I'll just sit here." Baige said nonsense with his eyes open, and he nodded his chin towards the podium, kindly reminding, "The head teacher is here, don't sleep."

Remembering the agreement with old Comrade Xu Shaoliang, Xu Chengdu adjusted his posture unconsciously, and he lay down a little more properly. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a middle-aged woman wearing high heels and a dusty suit walking up to the podium from the front door .

The classroom quickly fell silent.

Qiu Le held his neck that was bleeding purple and red from being strangled, and turned his head to stare bitterly.

"Cut." Xu Chengdu straightened his back and narrowed his eyes, returning a provocative look.

The onlookers just now chose to keep silent.

Unaware of the turbulent undercurrent among the students below, the old-fashioned teacher used her mezzo-soprano voice that kept a constant rhythm to make people dream, and introduced the outstanding achievements of this high school in its short history. After calling out every well-known alumnus in various fields, she pushed the round glasses with thick bottle bottoms on the bridge of her nose, and began to brag about herself at length.

Xu Chengdu resisted the urge to yawn, and his meager attention was distracted by the intermittent chirping of cicadas on the trees outside the window. In a trance, he thought of his good buddy Qiu Yi.

The last time I saw Qiu Yi...

Xu Chengdu moved his stiff index finger, and now he can only remember the dim fluorescent lights and the bright red and scary big characters on the wall.

They called the place a juvenile correctional facility.

Through the glass, he saw that Qiu Yi pushed away the long hair parted in the middle that he cherished so much, and the short and hard stubble stuck to the blue scalp. This was the hairstyle that was forced to be uniform inside.He never knew that Qiu Yi didn't look so thrilling and exciting.In fact, he just had a few more nasty pimples than his peers.

What did they say at the end? Xu Chengdu completely lost his memory selectively. After venting unilaterally, the turbulent scene finally stayed on Qiu Yi's painful and unwilling expression.Pale complexion with bright red acne marks, twisted lips trembling, his lonely body cast a bleak light and shadow on the marble table.

Qiu Le scolded him for being ungrateful?Xu Chengdu felt that he had been slapped in the face. There were thousands of explanations for the process of the matter, but just judging from the results, this was completely correct for his four-character verdict.

The head teacher seemed to have finally finished her speech, and the sparse applause gave her a few face-saving slaps.Feeling the dull atmosphere, this female teacher, whose surname is Cheng or Chen, wanted to brighten up the atmosphere, so she asked everyone to introduce themselves one by one.

Self-introduction... huh... Xu Chengdu's slack eyes narrowed, and he managed to glance at the impeccable side face under the window.

Bai Ge didn't seem to be very interested in introducing himself. He lowered his eyes and wrote quickly on the notebook. His brows were slightly raised, his thin lips were pursed into a serious straight line, and his expression was as focused as if he was cracking something. The world problem of Goldbach's conjecture.His long, thick eyelashes cast a light shadow on the eyelids, floating and swaying with the changing light.

No matter when you look at it or how many times you look at it, this face can accurately give people a stunning visual impact.What is stunning?Xu Chengdu interpreted this word as the beating of the heart, and the originally empty brain would be flooded with countless bright and eye-catching colors in an instant.

Later, when he mentioned this description to Baige, Baige smiled and kissed his forehead, teasing gently: "You probably don't know what love at first sight is, fool."

But at this moment, when he met Baige's eyes impartially, he attributed the palpitations he felt to the stuffy and humid heat of summer and the ongoing, boring self-introduction.

"What?" Baige talked to him silently with his mouth.

So Xu Chengdu's gaze had to be forced to focus on those two lips whose color was so pale that it was almost transparent, and then he couldn't move away.He knew he must be stupid looking sluggish now, but he couldn't make himself look smart and comfortable.

His heart was beating wildly, and his ears were full of tsunami-like roars. Every time he stared at those two thin lips for a second, his heart rate accelerated at crazy multiples. He wondered if he had some arrhythmia .

His eyelashes trembled, and he averted his gaze in shock, a little too fast to cover up and panic.

There was no response to Baige's question. He turned the pencil in his hand, shrugged, and continued to concentrate on his own work.

After moving the pen tip a few times, he suddenly turned his head.

Xu Chengdu shrunk himself into a ball, put his forehead against the table, and arched his hands on his neck, like an ostrich with his head tucked under his armpits.These are not the point, the point is that he was surprised to find that the boy's ears suddenly turned red, extending from the earlobe to the side of the neck, as if he had been stung by some deadly poisonous insect.

Xu Chengdu felt the other party's probing eyes lingering on him, and the hairs on his body exploded, so that he couldn't help shaking his legs.Now he finally realized that something was wrong, his reaction was wrong!But he couldn't tell what was wrong.

Baige is poisonous.

Everyone's self-introductions were quick and brief, and the perfunctory emotions couldn't have been more obvious. The head teacher probably noticed this too, and the students didn't buy her account.As soon as the get out of class bell rang, she ended the topic sloppily and left disappointed.

As soon as the teacher left, Xu Chengdu, who had been suffering for most of the class, jumped up and walked out. Bai Ge quickly grabbed him, "Where are you going?"

Xu Chengdu shook off his hand like an electric shock, and shouted, "Go to the bathroom!"

"Go to the bathroom as soon as you go to the bathroom, why are you shouting so loudly?" Baige blinked innocently.

"It's nothing!" Xu Chengdu continued to yell, as if making trouble for no reason, "The voice is loud! It's natural!"

"Oh." Baige stood up and smiled warmly, "Then let's go together."

Xu Chengdu: "..."

The two of them, one is gentle and elegant, the other is domineering, the other is refreshing, and the other is shy, walking together, the painting style is not harmonious.

But it's just that the aura doesn't match, and it doesn't affect the girls' appreciation of the beautiful skin alone.

The short 2-minute journey from the classroom to the toilet, the passing class, the windows are crowded with heads, and there is a lot of discussion.

"Ah, ah, do you know which class those two boys belong to?"

"My God, don't you know? Baige, class six!"

"Baige, I know, I asked the little brother next to him! Don't you think he walked with Bai Shao, and he was not overshadowed at all? He is so handsome and has his own characteristics..."

"Hey, it's still far behind Baige. You can measure it with a ruler. It's obvious that Baige has long legs."

"My little brother has very long legs too! He seems to be domineering and crazy, which suits me too much! I want to chase him."

"Superficial! The warm and inner beauty is the most popular!"

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) huh!"

Xu Chengdu: "..." It was too late, I heard it clearly!

He curled his lips mockingly.In the past, Xu Chengdu was still very confident about his appearance. Being a school girl in a third-rate high school was a piece of cake, but now... he glanced resentfully at the walking luminous body beside him, and he was hit by the blow after tidying up. I'm in the mood to make my mark elsewhere.

As for what else is it... He pretended to be careless and swept Baige from the waist down to the legs, sneering in his heart confidently.

There are very few people who can beat him in this respect!

Going into the toilet with a dark mind, Xu Chengdu deliberately stood next to Baige and stood beside him.

"How is your back injury?" Baige stood still, the zipper stopped halfway, and suddenly turned his head to ask.

Seeing that the opportunity to fight against the Qing Dynasty and revive the Ming Dynasty is in front of him, but he is forced to hold the pipa and half cover his face, Xu Chengdu scolded his mother in his heart, and pulled out a forced smirk, "It's been a long time ago. The strong physical recovery ability is all over the place."

"The medicine...does it work?" Baige asked tentatively. He actually wanted to ask if he had seen the number he left.

Xu Chengdu, on the other hand, was a little absent-minded, and nodded vaguely, his eyes lingering on a certain position.

Baige's eyes froze suddenly, "What are you waiting for?"

"Ah?" Xu Chengdu followed his gaze to his hand on the zipper, "Oh, I'm talking to you, I forgot."

As he spoke, he gave a big slap, pulled the zipper to the end, and took out his "Transformers".

The sound of splashing water sounded, and he glanced at Baige provocatively, shaking his eyebrows.

Bai Ge lightly glanced at the thing he was holding on, and squinted his eyes, his expression could not be said to be surprised or contemptuous, but Xu Chengdu carefully noticed a meaningful arc on his mouth.

There was a bad premonition in my heart.

This premonition was brutally confirmed when he vaguely saw the size of the white grid.

a bolt from the blue.Five thunders struck the top.

With a trembling of his hand, he almost splashed his pants, Xu Chengdu's face darkened, and he turned slightly sideways, avoiding Baige's eyes that looked at him and compared him from time to time.He didn't care about it on the surface, but he roared in his heart.Rarely met with his opponent Dugu seeking defeat, he actually lost!incredible!This man is really poisonous!Can you find a match for such a large size!

It is not uncommon for boys to compare their sizes, and victory or defeat is a common matter in military affairs.Seeing that someone seems to have been hit hard, Bai Ge comforted him with empathy: "The size is not a problem, as long as the technique is good."

This sentence is like adding salt to the wound, cooking oil in the fire, and suddenly pissed off Xu Chengdu. He gritted his teeth, and his deep voice was full of unwillingness: "Some people's things look mighty when they are sleeping, Not necessarily when you wake up!"

Baige curled his lips in deep thought, thought for a while, and suggested with a smile: "How about... someday we will compare soberly?"

Hearing this, Xu Chengdu stared at him in horror, met his playful eyes, and was sure that this person was playing a hooligan in a serious manner. In front of his masculine dignity, his brain was congested for a moment, and he agreed with a stiff neck: "Compare, compare, whoever is afraid of whom."