Actor, is it a joke?

While waiting for the skewers, the two chatted one after another.

"Qiu Le is spreading rumors about you everywhere behind your back." Bai Ge didn't know where to put his hands, so he simply put them in his jacket pocket.

Xu Chengdu glanced at him with a half-smile, "How do you know it's a rumor?"

"So you really did something outrageous, ungrateful, and betrayed your friends?" Baige stared at the dimly colored floral paper tube on the table, "Qiu Le has an older brother who was abandoned by his family and couldn't get on the stage. , I heard that he entered the juvenile detention center, and the charge seems to be hiding something that shouldn't be hidden."

His fluttering eyes fell on Xu Chengdu's face, "I heard that the original matter was done in a very secretive way, so I was waiting to find a direct sales company to share the spoils, but in the end, I was reported by someone, and I was caught."

With a calm face on Xu Chengdu's face, he turned around and went straight to the refrigerator to get a few bottles of cold beer and a can of Coke.

He opened the ring of the can and handed it to Bai Ge.

Baige raised his eyebrows, glanced at the beer in his arms, and reached out to take the Coke.

"There are some things that are not mentioned against the law. They are mainly harmful to people." Xu Chengdu stuck the cap of the beer bottle on the corner of the table, snapped it, and pried it open. The dying table creaked and shook twice, making a weak protest, " What I did was immoral, sorry to my friends, but hurt the nature? Then I didn’t think so. On the contrary, I think I saved a lot of people.”

As he spoke, he raised his neck and gulped down half a bottle of beer. His delicate Adam's apple rolled up and down a few times before falling back to its original place.

Bai Ge was silent for a long while, picked up the can of Coke and put it down again, "So... Between Giri and friendship, you chose the former?"

Xu Chengdu smiled, "Girl? What is that? A troubled student like me, who has grown up since he was a child, would he understand such high-end and high-end nouns?"

When a person is laughing at himself, the best response from others is to not respond.

"I just don't like it." Xu Chengdu continued, "I can't control fights and provocations, and I have no right to control them. Sometimes I am also a party, but you want to play too much, and you don't hesitate to harm your conscience for the sake of huge profits. People are going too far. It’s not just one person, it’s a large group of people. With such a large base, I’m afraid I won’t be able to sleep at night if I don’t report it.”

"Besides, if you don't believe me, my ancestors have been soldiers for two generations. I have never done anything wrong in my life. I'm afraid that if I don't do that, they will find out someday and deny me."

Alcohol is the catalyst for language, Xu Chengdu's words obviously increased, Bai Ge shook the Coke in his hand, and questioned inappropriately: "Why do you drink by yourself and give me carbonated drinks?"

"Ah?" Xu Chengdu glared at him, and tapped the top of his chopsticks on the table, "You are not even of age, what kind of wine does 16-year-old Mao Maoxue drink?!"

With that serious look, he completely forgot that he was only 16 years old.

Baige laughed.

When he smiled, his eyes rolled, his eyes were bright and his teeth were bright, Xu Chengdu's heart jumped uncontrollably again.It just so happened that the grilled skewers came up at this time, he shook his head and focused on eating.

Baige crossed his arms and admired his orderly, frantic yet delicate dining style. He even had the illusion that he was eager to try. He calmed down and cleared his throat. "I think you did the right thing. There is no need to blame yourself."

Xu Chengdu didn't raise his head.

"No one has the right to blame you. You made a choice, an option that most people would not choose. Do you know what most people would do?" Bai Ge glanced at the beer under the table, it was empty After drinking two bottles, "Pretend not to know, and slowly stay away from Qiu Yi who will make a big mess sooner or later. They think this is the most wise and wise way to protect themselves. Anyway, they won't hurt themselves, so there's no need to make a mess."

"You think so too?" Xu Chengdu asked vaguely, chewing on his fragile bones.

"Me?" Baige touched his nose, "It's like you don't know what giri is, and I don't know what a friend is."

Xu Chengdu was stunned for a moment, and pointed at himself with the iron skewer, "Didn't you say that I'm your friend?"

Baige looked him up and down critically, and said harshly, "I'm ready to take back this sentence at any time."

"That's right, who would be so fussy about a friend, who has to use him as an errand, and has to use him every day for three years?" Seeing that this person is so pitiful that he has no friends, Xu Chengdu raised his eyebrows indifferently. Sign, "Then this classmate who is not considered a friend, you really don't plan to try the barbecue here? It's delicious."

The old Shen next to him looked sideways, "Student, don't look at the small environment here, there are quite a lot of repeat customers. The old Shen's secret sauce, only this one has no branch, if you don't eat it, it's a big miss! "

Attacking from both sides, Xu Chengdu seemed to deliberately shake a bunch of grilled wings under his nose. The chicken wings were roasted until they were charred on the outside and tender on the inside. It exudes a tempting cumin flavor, which attracts greedy insects.

Baige flapped his nostrils twice, and suddenly said, "Then... I will barely eat a bunch."

After half an hour.

"Boss, another serving of Xitouyu!" Someone who only ate a bunch of chicken wings put down his beer and shouted from the air.

"Okay." Old Shen didn't know which cigarette he had lit, his wrinkled old face was wrinkled with joy, and his tone was full of pride, "What should I say? I promise you won't regret it after eating it! "

Xu Chengdu couldn't help laughing: "Grandpa Shen, Young Master Bai is completely convinced by the chicken wings and crispy lamb skewers! Congratulations, you have another repeat customer!"

Old Shen waved his hand, "Come on, no matter how many repeat customers, I can't bear it anymore, and I only open for a few hours every day, so I don't know if you will have anything to eat in the future! By the way, Xiaodu Drink less wine, and go back drunk, and Xu Dapao will come and smash my stall again tomorrow!"

Xu Dapao is Xu Shaoliang's nickname. When he was a soldier, he rose up step by step from a small artillery soldier. He would show off to everyone what skills were needed for shooting a cannon, how to aim, how to reload, and how to calculate the range. , The summed up experience is enough for him to write a detailed science book and publish it.

"It doesn't get in the way, it doesn't get in the way." Xu Chengdu smiled, and opened his bright black eyes, "I know it. I can't get drunk."

Baige completely liberated himself, and cut with a chopstick in his mouth. As soon as he moved his foot, the empty bottles piled up under the table of the two of them fell down with a clang.

"I think you can't do it anymore." He licked his wet lips, covered his face, "What are you eating with an empty stick? Air? Is it delicious?"

Xu Chengdu babbled, "Not bad, very fragrant, do you want to try it?"

After finishing speaking, he mysteriously circled his hands around his mouth, and lowered his voice to greet Bai Ge: "Come, come, I'll show you something nice."

Baige was in a slightly drunk state, looking at Xu Chengdu, who was crazy about drinking, with the eyes of caring for mentally handicapped children, wiped his swollen forehead, and actually leaned over obediently.

The two supported each other with their heads pressed against each other, Xu Chengdu stroked his hair rewardingly, put his index finger on his lips and hissed, motioning him to look at the back right.

Baige turned his head to look over, lost his support, and Xu Chengdu's head hit his shoulder straight, causing his collarbone to hurt.

The table on the right back is in the corner, and the couple got together at some point. The woman sat on the man's lap, leaning her neck back, kissing shamelessly.The man was dishonest while kissing and holding hands, and kept walking on the woman's thigh and waist.

It is unsightly and hinders weathering.

Baige glanced at it, then calmly withdrew his gaze, and now all his attention was on his neck.

Xu Chengdu's scorching breath mixed with the smell of alcohol sprayed on his neck, moist and warm, almost melting the entire skin from his shoulder socket to his earlobe.He wanted to straighten this heavy and obstructive head, but when he raised his hand, he froze in mid-air.

"Baige, why aren't you a girl?" Xu Chengdu murmured in a low voice, and when he opened his mouth, the heat on his neck became even hotter. When it met the cool skin, it quickly condensed into water vapor and adhered to it.

A sticky tide.

Baige laughed, "Why should I be a girl?"

"If you're a girl, I'd like to try."

"try what?"

Xu Chengdu fell silent again.

After an unknown amount of time, the grilled xitou fish came up. Seeing Xu Chengdu's koala-like appearance on the person, Old Shen shook his head and sighed: "It's over, I'm going to scold Xu Dapao all morning again tomorrow." gone."

Baige smiled apologetically. He was drunk, and it was no fun to eat any more. He took out his wallet to pay the bill in a hurry, and helped him out of the store.

Xu Chengdu was so drunk that he couldn't walk straight, but when he saw the "little comet" at the entrance of the alley, he was all energized. He looked sober for a moment, rushed up and hugged him, and after a while, kissed and touched him, what did he say? Also ride home.

Baige snatched the key from his hand, put it in his pocket, and said with a cold face: "Be obedient, take a taxi back with me."

"You actually want to leave my 'little comet' here alone!" Xu Chengdu stared at his bright red phoenix eyes, which were reddish from the smell of alcohol, revealing an indescribable coquettishness, "What if you are caught What if he is stolen? If he is stolen, I... I will beat you. Even if you look good, I will show mercy..."

As he spoke, he swaggered his fist in a brazen manner.

Baige tried to drag him to the side of the road so that he could hail a taxi, but a certain man was stronger than an ox, and he did not move for a long time. He sighed, and calmed down in a soft voice: "Don't worry, this pile of junk won't excite you." The desire for others to steal."

Xu Chengdu was steadfast, holding on to the handlebar of the motorcycle and not letting go.

The two dragged and dragged for a long time.No matter how good-tempered Baige was, he bent down, scooped his knees with one hand, and scooped his armpit with the other. Gritting his teeth and exerting all his strength, he hugged the whole person horizontally.

Xu Chengdu's dizzy mind went blank for a few seconds, his body suddenly suspended in the air caused his stomach to churn, and the smell of alcohol rushed straight to the sky, and when the strength passed, he immediately struggled violently.

"Don't move!" The low and domineering voice came from above with a hint of anger.

But Xu Chengdu is not the kind of person who will not move when others tell you not to move, thinking: Hey?That onion dares to order Lao Tzu?

So his heart turned, and he directly hit the man's chin with his head.

Baige's mandible was hit hard, and under the pain, he subconsciously let go to cover it.

As soon as he let go, Xu Chengdu felt his body was falling, and instinctively stretched out his hand to grab something to cushion him, but he didn't expect that the lower plate of the fish was unstable, and he jumped to the ground together with him.

In desperation, Baige only had time to put his hand under the back of Xu Chengdu's head, so as not to bump him into any accident.

After a loud thud, Baige immediately put his elbows up from Xu Chengdu's body regardless of the pain in his knees, and squinted his eyes to see if the person under him was injured in any way.

However, when he lowered his head anxiously, he met a pair of clear eyes, staring at him without blinking.

Baige's breathing was a little disordered, his chest was heaving, and looking at Xu Chengdu, who looked like a normal person, his anger burned from the soles of his feet to the top of his head, but he couldn't do anything to a crazy alcoholic, so he could only suppress himself, and said with a stiff face: "Stop messing around!" ,stand up."

As he said that, he was about to get up.

Seeing the opportunity, Xu Chengdu shot like lightning, clutching the collar of the white checked T-shirt tightly.

Baige was pulled violently, almost hitting his face again.

"What?"

Xu Chengdu blinked at the dark night sky, "Baige, have you ever kissed a girl?"

Baige doesn't have any thoughts about kissing now, he just wants to get this ancestor home, and said angrily: "No, you get up from the ground first."

Xu Chengdu grabbed his collar and continued to tilt his head to ask: "Then have you ever kissed a boy?"

Baige's struggling movements froze suddenly, "Why do you ask such a question?"

With misty and straight eyes retracted, Xu Chengdu fixedly looked at the face in front of him that was so heart-pounding, and Baige saw his pupils like black roses blooming slowly from a close distance.

"No? Me neither."

As he said that, he closed his eyes, and at the same time stretched out his other hand, pressing the back of Baige's head, and pressing the person towards himself.

The author has something to say: Xu Chengdu: Don't worry about it, don't care about it, let's talk about it after pretending to be crazy and kissing foolishly!let me do a test first