Coquettish slut dead poor monk

To be honest, the poor monk would not be happy if such a fat man wanted to go to the West Paradise with these skinny people.

Although the poor monk is so popular on Xitian Road, the poor monk always thinks that those who look at the poor monk are blind.

Different aesthetics, how to love each other?

Besides, the poor monk is too pampered.

Before there was a serious resting place at night, the monkey rested on the branch of the tree in no time, leaving the poor monk with a bald head alone in his thoughts.

A gust of wind blew over, and the poor monk stroked his bald head, "Apprentice, I am cold for the teacher."

Wukong guessed that he was tossing the poor monk hard, so he likes to ignore him recently, but I guess we are still teachers and apprentices in name, so hypocrisy is hypocritical, and finally he didn’t really ignore the poor monk. thing.

So, now, that monkey is squatting in front of me to make my bed, and while making the bed, he said to his little junior brother: "I have wronged you tonight, master is so fat, and he is probably very heavy. Junior brother, you were born as a little white dragon. Presumably, he wouldn’t care about this mortal.”

The little white horse snorted to show he understood.

"..."

The poor monk believes that the authority of the poor monk has been severely challenged.

It must be that the poor monk treated them too well on weekdays.

"I'm going to sleep with Xiaobai tonight?" I thought he was going to cover me with some kind of fine quilt by changing his magic, but the monkey only covered me with a layer of grass!The key is that there are not many insects on the grass!

The poor monk is so fat and white...

"Do you want to sleep with me?"

The poor monk didn't think much of this proposal.

Cut, do you think the poor monk is really made of tofu?

After thinking about it, even if there are fleas on Xiao Bailong's body, there should not be many. After all, there is not much hair, and the fleas cannot hide.Glancing at the monkey again, it's really hard to say.

Figured it out, the poor monk had a good night's dream with the little white dragon on his pillow.

In fact, the poor monk thinks that the most unscientific thing about going to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures is that no one is watching.Thinking of the monk in the book who refused to take the next step, the poor monk felt like a dog.After all, after having a good rider, the monk rarely dismounted.Not to mention that he doesn't walk, but let his disciples carry him to the west!

This is famous again, and it is cheap again. It is simply a good deal that kills two birds with one stone!

The poor monk also thinks this is a good way, but the poor monk still thinks it is faster to let Wukong carry the poor monk.

"Master is in such a hurry, why don't you let Xiao Bailong hurry up, why do you have to go to heaven to seek punishment?" the monkey said in a high-sounding manner.

But when I looked at it like that, I probably felt that the poor monk went to heaven, which violated the image of the poor monk as a holy monk.

But isn't the image of a holy monk just to be broken?

If some god finds out that our master and apprentice are cheating, the poor monk will not be worried, after all, they will only think that Sun Houzi loves the poor monk so much that they will come up with the best plan!

"Your junior brother is still making waves ahead, if you don't hurry up and take him in, I'm afraid many innocent people will suffer!"

The monkey glanced at the little white dragon, and then at me.

His eyes were full of distrust.

I'm clearly telling the truth, why doesn't he believe it at all!

Maybe it's because I shouldn't tell the truth, or maybe he thinks that monkey students can't let too many pigs participate, otherwise they will lose the favor of teachers.

The poor monk spoke earnestly and was about to save him: "Apprentice, you can't become jealous just because you love your younger brother as a teacher. You must know that greed, anger, ignorance, hatred, love, evil and desire have caused you seven sins. Only you can save him." , can get rid of this forever, and thus get ascension."

Sun Houzi squatted down suddenly: "Master, since the younger brother is in front, why don't I take you flying."

"It's good that you understand the painstaking efforts of being a teacher."

"..."

The little white dragon is chasing down, and the monkey is flying above.I have to say to those who breathe the air with PM greater than 2.5 all the year round: the air above is not very good.

The main reason was that the speed of the monkey was too fast, and the poor monk felt that the poor monk's respiratory system was obstructed!

"Apprentice, stop at Gao Laozhuang ahead."

The apprentice found a place and waited for Xiao Bailong to chase him by himself. I took a deep breath and said, "Let's make a quick decision. You go and pretend to be a big girl to cater to your junior brother and return to his pig's nest to get married, and then have a little bit of Zhu Bajie carrying his wife with him." , and then beat him until his wife doesn’t recognize him, then tie him back to Gao Laozhuang to complete the plot and get the reward and we can leave.”

The apprentice looked at me in bewilderment.

The poor monk shook his head, knowing that few people could keep up with the poor monk's thinking speed.

Hey, the heights are extremely cold.