Coquettish slut dead poor monk

The place where Wukong landed is very coincidental, basically there is no one else.

In the eyes, there are strange rocks.

In this place, I don't know how many old goblins are waiting for the poor monk.

The poor monk knew that his apprentice was unreliable, but he didn't expect it to be so unreliable, but he was still patient and panted, "Wukong, why did you find a wilderness to land in!"

"Didn't you say so?"

"When did I say that!" The poor monk was very angry. The monkey has become less and less able to listen to human words recently, so he has to take the Mandarin test again!

"Then I guess I heard wrong."

"If you know your mistakes, correct them." The poor monk looked around. "What is this place? Didn't I tell you to go to Gao Laozhuang?"

"Master, I have been suppressed by the Tathagata under Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years. I have never heard of this Gao Lao Village." If the fat monk hadn't said that he had landed here, he would have gone to Daleiyin Temple by somersault.

"..." This is not a question that has never been heard before!Isn't this a plot point that can be found with eyes closed?

The monkey rescued: "Why don't I go to a family to find out the way?"

"Who's here?"

It is estimated that the monkey flew too fast, and the four legs of the little white dragon hadn't caught up yet.The poor monk thought that this is the wilderness anyway, so it's better to have a meal first.

So I didn't pay much attention to finding a shady place to sit. If the monkey wasn't here, I would have taken off my shoes.

If it weren't for the lack of materials here, the poor monk could really make a pair of high-top shoes!

May I ask that the road is so difficult, the soles of the shoes are so thin, and the road is full of dust and gravel... If there is no little white dragon, maybe the poor monk's white and fat feet will be soaked, what should I do!

"Apprentice, I'm hungry for my teacher."

"There's no one here, right? How about I go find some wild fruits?"

So this monkey doesn't know how to work around, if he wants to, he can go back to Datang to make the royal meal for the poor monk without any problem.

Moreover, the wild fruit is dry and astringent, and only the monkey can eat it after it has changed!

But in the end the poor monk is still his cheap master, take a deep breath, not angry, not angry at all, he just doesn't use magical powers to find food for the poor monk, anyway, the poor monk can't starve to death, if he starves to death, that's just right, this scripture Whoever loves takes whoever takes, and marrying a daughter-in-law is not as difficult as it is!

Thinking through this, the poor monk said: "Looking for wild fruits is better than drinking water."

"Then I'll get you some water to drink?"

"..."

Speaking of drinking water, it seems that there is a source of water nearby.

The poor monk stood up, shook the eyeless ants on his clothes, and then stood up and looked down.

The poor monk's voice shook several Vitas dolphin sounds: "Apprentice... what's written under that?"

The monkey raised his hand to shade it, and said, "It's too far away, let's go down and have a look?"

"You can't see clearly with your piercing eyes?" The poor monk couldn't catch his breath. Where's the golden finger that he promised, is his numbness so fragile, are you kidding me?

"Master, do you want to go down?"

"No!" The poor monk pointed to the stone by the river and said to the blind monkey, "There are three big characters on it, and the letter read: Liusha River!"

"Master has good eyesight! But what happened to the quicksand river?" The monkey had a rare moment of cleverness, "Could it be that the water can't be drunk?"

So yellowish water, anyone with a discerning eye can tell it at a glance!

But this is not what the poor monk wants to say!

"We went astray! This is not Gao Laozhuang at all!"

"I know, Master, it's Liusha River."

"..."

The poor monk didn't come up in one breath, when he heard another rough voice shouting from a distance: "Master!"

The poor monks were choking on their throats. This poorly dressed monster with a hairy head and a non-mainstream skull ornament around his neck, isn't it just my three apprentices!

The author has something to say: the update depends entirely on ideas, and there is no motivation to update. _(:з」∠)_So is there any cutie you want to see that urges me to take two steps.