Coquettish slut dead poor monk

Today's Wukong is also handsome, and the poor monk thinks that he has an appearance that is not inferior to him.

But how—

The poor monk is so fat!

One fat ruins everything!

Even the poor monk Bai...couldn't save much.

After all, he is a fat white man.Fortunately, the current aesthetics regard fat as beauty, so there are so many fat and beautiful ladies who fall in love with poor monks.

However, as a talented and good-looking superstar, the poor monk can't stand it at all!

No, it's not my fault. People who drink cold water and get fat can't lose weight.

Just like that day I just did a few Zheng Duoyan weight loss exercises, trying to lose weight in a healthy way, but there is always a monkey by my side.

Oh, it's all that Wu Cheng'en, isn't he a poor monk who can be so fat!How can the poor monk's obese body fight against those little fresh meats!

Now the poor monk and Wukong have not left the Tang Dynasty.

Maybe it's because Datang is too big, or maybe it's because I haven't gone to Yingshoujian to change horses yet.You know, as a mortal without great lightness skills, he can only ride a low-grade horse to reach the west step by step through the protection of his apprentices. What an arduous task this is!

So equipment upgrades are essential!

Although the poor monk is a poor monk who has the belief that all living beings are equal, but the poor monk has no spirituality at all when the poor monk collapses. You drive it east to west.

The poor monk was a little unhappy. He followed the monkey to open the way. The grass on both sides was taller than him. monkey.

Then he looked back at Wei Shi, "Master, you don't know how to ride a horse, right?"

"Shut up, why can't you be a teacher?"

"Then how do you dig into the grass?"

That must be the wrong horse, what does it have to do with the poor monk's inability to ride?

So he went back: "The horse walks inside, can I control it?"

"I wanted to say I would carry you on my back."

The poor monk felt that all living beings were equal, so why did he have to ride a horse?Riding a monkey to improve the improvement is also good.

"That's a teacher..."

Wukong had a tacit understanding: "Master, let's ride a horse. After all, I'm carrying you on my back, and a horse can't open the way for me."

"..." I couldn't answer the words.

The poor monk is still quite worried. I am afraid that Guan-yin's sister, Guanyin, will break the world, and then I will know that I condoned my disciples to kill...

Alas, really, why did the apprentice turn to kindness!

Doesn't this highlight the poor monk's likes and dislikes?

"Master, please stop reading, can we, let's go to Sister Guanyin right away."

The poor monk said displeasedly: "Sister Guanyin was also called by you?"

"Haven't you been shouting?"

"Talk back!"

For the monkey will become like this!Just when I was a little dazed, sister Guan-yin appeared.

"Amitabha, Tripitaka, pay homage to Guanyin Bodhisattva."

The Bodhisattva smiled slightly, indicating that we can continue the plot without any formality.

Also, we can finally straighten out the plot that has been so crooked for an unknown period of time.

"Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, I don't know how to avoid this disciple's lax discipline." The poor monk changed his aloof personality in front of the monkey, showing a warm smiling face, suggesting that sister Avalokitesvara should bleed a little.

Avalokitesvara is very good, took a look at the resentment monkey, and then asked me to put a condom on him.Wukong doesn't seem to like that set very much, maybe he feels that his hairstyle is oppressive, and he is no longer the handsome Monkey King who dominates the sky.

Finally, everything is ready, only the few remaining apprentices are owed.

Sister Guanyin felt that her work was done, so she wanted to leave.

Under the gesture of the poor monk, the monkey wore a new type of hair ornament and waved in front of Guanyin sister, saying: "Guanyin Bodhisattva, my master thinks this horse is not spiritual, can you change it?"

The poor monk thought he was full of nobility, and with some complaints, he said: "Nonsense, how can you talk nonsense in front of Sister Guanyin?"

"Alas." Sister Guanyin acted as a peacemaker.

I see a show.

The monkey probably also understood that the poor monk was devoted to playing a bad face in front of Avalokitesvara, so he put down his airs and pestered him: "Alas, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, what can I do with my master's fat body? Why don't you change it to a better one? How about making this Xitian Road go faster?"

He even said that being a teacher is full of fat!This dead monkey relies on himself to be thin, but there are only a few who take a fancy to him!

Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled, "You monkey can plan carefully, so what are you going to do?"

The monkey blurted out: "It is said that there is a white dragon horse in Yingshoujian..."

I hastily tugged on the monkey's sleeve, what should I say and what should not be said are all nonsense!

The monkey's eyes lit up: "Didn't you say that there was a horse?" '

'I said it, maybe I said it in front of Guanyin? '

'Then what do you mean now? '

'Hold on. '

Guanyin Bodhisattva may have good ears, but his eyes are not good, so he didn't see me and the monkey "eye-eyed".

Sister Guanyin frowned, "White Dragon Horse?"

The poor monk said in a demeanor: "Ah, Guanyin Bodhisattva, my apprentice has no other advantages, but he cares too much for the poor monk... I heard that he was a Bi Mawen in the sky, so I may think that the white dragon horse is rare in the world. good rider."

The monkey glanced at me, and there was an inexplicable light in his eyes. I knew that this was a disciple's admiration for his master - he probably thought I was right.

Guanyin smiled subtly, shook his whisk, and said, "It's just that there are no white dragon horses in Yingshoujian, only the third prince of the Dragon King who was punished there."

The poor monk smiled, it was him.There is no better horse than the Third Prince of the Dragon King.

Guanyin Bodhisattva pinched his fingers, probably thinking about the ugly people he had set up for the poor monk before, and then said: "But you don't have him in the setting of learning scriptures from the West."

"The Bodhisattva comes with me, and the poor monk will influence him." The poor monk has been a monk for so many days, and he naturally smiled, "What's more, this is also a great merit."

Guanyin Bodhisattva looked at the poor monk with great interest, and the poor monk gave her another look.

So the Bodhisattva and I stood on the Snake Coiling Mountain, watching the monkey drive the horse to go around the mountain, but the horse was suddenly dragged under the water by the strong light that jumped out of the water.

The monkey returned with a disappointed face, probably why he didn't talk to him about the subsequent development plot before blaming me.For example, this monkey actually doesn't like water very much, especially after being splashed all over.

As the master of the monkey, the poor monk worked very hard, and took out a sweat towel from his arms: "Come on, wipe it off, your face is covered with water."

The poor monk finally had a mount, and he was in a better mood. Looking at this drowned monkey was really cute.

"Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, now that the third prince has a cause with the poor monk, he will naturally bear that fruit. Why don't you let this person follow me to the Western Paradise to learn scriptures."

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was quite meaningful, "Since that's the case, then it's settled like this."

The poor monk thinks that sister Guanyin may have seen the truth that I am a scheming boy.

In fact, I just want to ride a white dragon horse. Is Journey to the West still called Journey to the West without a white dragon horse?

But sister Guanyin didn't know, because she didn't write Journey to the West.

So Xiaobailong was enlightened by sister Guanyin and worshiped me as his teacher.

In fact, to be honest, I also dislike Xiao Bailong.

why?

Because after the little white dragon turned into a white dragon horse, he turned out to be a real horse.

It's fine to be ridden by me so badly every day, but he still eats grass!

The third prince of the Dragon King wants to eat grass!

Please look at my mouth shape!

He eats grass!

It’s no one else, it’s not that they’ve been cast as beasts, and even the food has dropped again and again, and it’s not that the poor monk has limited their recipes, they can be mixed today, small hot pot tomorrow, and spicy hot pot the day after tomorrow!

it is also fine.

Why doesn't this little white dragon learn more from his second senior brother?

When I think about having to be a vegetarian for decades, I can't even think about it...

One day, the poor monk's apprentice finally went to ask for alms again, leaving the poor monk waiting in place.

I saw the little white dragon grazing seriously like a horse.

Is the grass so delicious?I grabbed one casually, chewed it and cried, not knowing where it appealed to him, you must know that if you eat this thing, it might turn out to be a lump of grass.For Xiao Bailong, the opposite may be his strong stomach function.

The poor monk's stomach is very delicate, and he must eat vegetarian food. If there is a little bit of oily smell, he will vomit and cannot extricate himself.This is Jin Chanzi's stomach, which fundamentally avoids the possibility of the poor monk breaking the precept.And I can't eat too much, probably because Jinshan Temple is too famous and has too many bald heads, so it is inevitable that there are too many people and less food, and I have developed a good habit of poor monks with little appetite...

The poor monk glanced at the little white dragon, with a little love in his eyes, stroked the shiny hair, and said: "Apprentice, although you have followed the poor monk, the poor monk will never treat you badly. If you have Whatever you think, just say it."

"no need."

"Why are you being polite to me?" The poor monk said with a smile on his face, "Although the poor monk cannot transform you into a human form, if you want to eat, drink, or go home to visit relatives, that's fine."

The little white dragon forgot to eat grass for a while, turned his big mouth around, and said to the poor monk: "It seems that what the brother said is true..."

"What did he say?" As the teacher of the two apprentices, although the poor monk usually holds it up, he still cares about his image in the hearts of the apprentices, doesn't he?

Xiao Bailong said: "Senior Brother said that Master would occasionally have convulsions—oh no, he was looking for someone to chat with."

"Chat?" Is the poor monk chatting?The poor monk is obviously preaching and dispelling doubts!The poor monk is obviously instilling correct ideas into them!

"Yes, he said you were testing us."

"Test?" Is being a teacher so unreliable?To even fabricate lies to deceive his kind-hearted junior? "That monkey!"

The poor monk gritted his teeth quite a bit.

"Brother what happened?"

"Your senior brother is right, being a teacher is testing you." The poor monk smiled kindly, that dead monkey, he will be locked in a small black room when he comes back!

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