The day when the ghost marriage forced me to dig my grave

Lu Yu didn't know how to describe the scene in the main tomb.

He has imagined various tomb decoration styles, including the majestic style of the terracotta warriors and horses, and the luxurious European Gothic style...

Lu Yu thought a lot, but never expected that the interior of this tomb would be decorated in a modern style.

"Brother Gao, did you say you've seen Shen Jinian's body before?" Lu Yu turned around and asked Gao Han, only to find that Gao Han's body had changed significantly.

The shriveled body quickly became full, and the rickety body slowly stopped due to coughing.

In just an instant, Gao Han's body had already returned to its original appearance, but his skin was still a little bluish.

"Avatar?"

"The Smurfs?"

Lu Yu exchanged glances with Shen Jinian, and then stepped forward: "Brother Gao, how do you feel?"

Gao Han walked to the door of the tomb and punched the stone with his fist.

The stone shattered at the sound, looking fragile and vulnerable.

"I feel like my body is full of strength!" Gao Han raised his arm and made a concave shape.

Brother Dao stepped forward to pinch Brother Gao's tendons: "Fuck, why should I turn into a mother!"

Lu Yu couldn't help laughing, and suddenly heard someone talking inside.

Several people looked at each other, took up their weapons and went to the door to look inside.

"I saw Shen Sanshao's body at the door before. At that time, there was no such main tomb." Gao Han remembered Lu Yu's question and answered in a low voice. Lu Yu nodded. This series of things must be related to the tomb. This is inseparable.

The furniture inside is all new this year, and even the home appliances are the hottest.

Lu Yu looked at Ai Crazy X on the table, and raised his eyebrows—he was still an old ghost who kept up with the trend of the times.

Walking in from the living room is the study room, which is full of books.

From ancient times to the present, there are everything that one expects to find, and many of them are paintings of famous masters that are priceless.

"You are here!" The voice came from outside, Lu Yu and the others hurried out and returned to the living room.

Water was boiling on the induction cooker, and a man was sitting in the middle of the sofa making tea.

Brother Dao pointed his gun at the man: "Who are you?"

The man raised his head and smiled: "The little girl shouldn't be so angry."

"The ghost is the girl! I'm a man, a serious man!" Brother Dao was so angry that he wanted to shoot, wishing he could kill this sightless guy.

The man snapped his fingers, and immediately a robot came out with a tray and clothes in his hand: "Beautiful lady, the system has detected that you need sanitary napkin service, and we have Sophie, Rourou, and Seven-Degree Space for you." Choose, which one do you want?"

Sophie, Rourou, Seventh Dimension...

Brother Dao has a black question mark face, what kind of mess are those?

As the only one with a concubine among them, Gao Han enthusiastically introduced: "It's the brand of sanitary napkins! The function and structure are similar. I suggest you choose the long and soft cotton, which won't leak sideways and is comfortable..."

Brother Dao's face turned red and white, and finally decided to follow the robot to change clothes.

The inside of the trousers was wet as if he had peed. This feeling was very unpleasant, and Brother Dao couldn't stand it.

"Come and sit." The man greeted Lu Yu and the others again, and made tea enthusiastically.

It was only when he got closer that he saw the man's face clearly.

He had the same imagination as Shen Jinian, but he was more stable than Shen Jinian.

Shen Jinian was also taken aback, not understanding what was going on now.

The man hooked his hands at Shen Jinian, pointed to himself and said, "Don't think about it, this is your body."

After hearing this, Lu Yu immediately stepped forward: "What do you want?"

The man smiled: "Don't worry, I will return my body to him soon. Come and sit down, no one has come in to talk to me for a long time!"

This ancestor of the Shen family was surprisingly easy to talk to.

But Lu Yu didn't dare to relax his vigilance. How can a person who is constantly reincarnated be so soft-hearted?

"I'm very kind, you shouldn't think of me that much."

As soon as this man said this, Lu Yu was dumbfounded - can't he, can he still hear his own voice?

"Of course, I can do far more than you miss."

"Who the hell are you?"

"As for me, if you look closer, you're from the Shen family's ancestors, and if you look further away, you're from planet γ. Actually, I'm not from Earth at all..."

According to the ancestor of the Shen family, he accepted people from his own planet to come to Earth to do research, and became a member of the Shen family in order to conceal his identity.

Relying on his full abilities, this alien helped the Shen family obtain a good living environment.

After a hundred years, it was supposed to be possible to leave, but at this time he realized that he couldn't.

"People are really too greedy. This is something I never thought of before. They used metaphysics to keep my brainwaves, and then infused them from generation to generation to keep me here. God knows how much I want to go back to my own planet. Said It’s really annoying, our planet’s technological power is so advanced, but it’s finally trapped in the metaphysics and Fengshui of the earth people. I think this is a very shameful thing, so I didn’t tell my fellow planets.”

The man sighed after speaking: "I just wanted to go out with my own ability, but I didn't expect to wait for hundreds of years."

Lu Yu looked at this ancestor of the Shen family who claimed to be an alien, and for a moment wondered whether he should choose to believe it or not.

The ancestor also said that he had been living in the ancient tomb for so many years, and never gave up his records and research on the people on earth.

"You said that you never thought of occupying someone else's body, but now you are in my body!" Shen Jinian couldn't help but say.

The old ancestor immediately waved his hand innocently: "They sent you in. I really didn't want to hurt you. Otherwise, I wouldn't be the housekeeper to match you with a ghost marriage and involve the real blood of the Shen family."

Dark marriage...

old steward...

Lu Yu couldn't help being a little dumbfounded when he thought of the old steward who handed over the rooster to himself and the spiritual position, "Is that person you?"

"Yeah. Even if it wasn't me, you would still meet according to your fortune line. I just used a little trick to advance the time a little bit. Facts have proved that I did the right thing, and you really came in."

The old ancestor suddenly changed a very anxious face while talking: "It doesn't matter, since you are here, let's play mahjong with me twice!"

The ancestors of aliens came to the earth to do research, and became obsessed with the quintessence of Chinese culture.

There is no one in the ancient tomb, so the ancestor made a robot to accompany him.

However, the brains of the machines are all pre-set, and the ancestors have never won against the three intelligent robots.

It's not easy for people to come. Of course, we have to rub a few laps before we talk.

Lu Yu and the others were taken to play mahjong in a daze, and they heard a scream from inside just as the game started.

In this cemetery, the only woman is Brother Dao.

Lu Yu immediately stood up and looked at his ancestor defensively.

The old ancestor raised his hands above his head, indicating that he hadn't done anything wrong.

He turned on the sound transmission device and asked the intelligent robot responsible for entertaining Brother Dao: "007, what's going on?"

"Answer to the host, this guest chose the seven-dimensional soft cotton and extended sanitary napkin and expelled me. But obviously the guest lacks experience in using sanitary napkins, so he put the glued side on the body. I was just It was detected, and it has been torn off now..."

Holy crap, is this okay?

Lu Yu couldn't help being dumbfounded when he heard this. Brother Dao is indeed Brother Dao, and he doesn't take the usual path.

Brother Dao was still arguing with the intelligent robot when he came out: "I want pants, don't you understand pants?"

"The scan found that the guest is a woman, so there is only a skirt." The intelligent robot replied sternly, not understanding that Brother Dao didn't have a male reproductive system and wanted to emphasize that he was a man.

A red dress outlined Brother Dao's figure exquisitely, and every time he took a step, his towering chest would tremble.

Gao Han sighed: "Brother Dao's dream before was to make big waves, but in the end, he really turned into the person he wanted to marry."