The day when the ghost marriage forced me to dig my grave

Brother Dao came to his aunt, and he bowed turbulently.

Lu Yu only came into contact with this in physiology class, as for the first thing, he didn't design it at all.

He rummaged through his backpack in a hurry, and finally found a bunch of Band-Aids: "Brother Dao, will this work?"

"Okay, you big-headed ghost!" Brother Dao gave Lu Yu a blank look, and panicked in his heart, "Why does it feel like the volume is so large, will I lose too much blood and die?"

Gao Han coughed and directed Lu Yu to tear up his clothes: "There are no sanitary napkins here, so just take some cotton clothes."

"Oh." Lu Yu was wearing a pure cotton T-shirt, and going to the grave must be unclean, but now he can take care of so much.

After a period of chaos, Brother Dao came out with a pale face and covered his stomach with one hand.

A few people looked at each other, but no one said anything in the end, and went on the road according to the plan.

On the way, Lu Yu couldn't bear it, and looked back at Brother Dao, and then at Brother Dao again.

Brother Dao was already very irritable, so he couldn't help but growl when he saw this: "If you have something to say, just say it, don't look at me like that."

"Um, Brother Dao, I just want to ask..." Lu Yu thought for a while, organized his words carefully and said, "Is your brother okay?"

Brother Dao didn't react at first, but later he understood, and his complexion was not very good.

He didn't speak, and Lu Yu couldn't force him.

After walking a few steps, Brother Dao said in a muffled voice, "Dead."

"Ah, what's dead?"

Lu Yu turned around and asked.

Brother Dao closed his eyes forcefully, took a deep breath and said, "I said my younger brother is dead, and the one in charge now is... my sister..."

This is real phantom limb pain.

Lu Yu glanced down and quickly looked away.

"My condolences." Lu Yu didn't know how to comfort Brother Dao, so he stopped talking.They walked a few steps forward like this, when Lu Yu suddenly turned around and read out the family planning slogan, "The times are different, men and women are the same as dogs."

Brother Dao looked at Lu Yu's serious face, moved his mouth, and finally said two words with emotion: "Stupid!"

His younger brother is gone, Lu Yu has a big heart and doesn't care too much.

Gao Han coughed up insect eggs from time to time on the road, and Lu Yu sprayed and sprayed the insecticide spray given by Shen Jinian in his hand, but he didn't expect it to be effective.

Those butterflies were already dead before they came out.

Brother Dao looked at the bottle of insecticide spray thoughtfully, but he still didn't hold back: "You said, if Gao Han drank this bottle of insecticide spray, would the butterflies be finished?"

Gao Han glanced at the bottle of spray and coughed violently again.

Lu Yu hummed and laughed twice: "If Brother Gao drinks this, I don't know if the butterfly will finish playing, but Brother Gao will definitely finish playing."

Brother Dao was amused by Lu Yu's humble tone, and warm liquid gushed out from under this smile.

Oh day!

Brother Dao had a terrible stomachache, thinking why it was so difficult to be a woman.

Shen Jinian's face was a little heavy, Lu Yu asked him when he saw him: "What's wrong?"

Shen Jinian pointed at Brother Dao and said, "You smelled blood just now, didn't you?"

Lu Yu nodded: "Yes."

Shen Jinian frowned even tighter: "Since you can smell it, can the creatures below also smell it?"

What the fuck? !

Lu Yu couldn't help but look around, afraid that something would come out.

Brother Dao is still chattering about changing his sex when he gets out, and he must grow his dick back.

Gao Han discussed with him very seriously: "Then will you change from a female to a male by then?"

Brother Dao was angry: "I am a man!"

"Why do you change your sex if you are a man?"

"I don't want to talk to a petri dish."

Brother Gao nodded: "Oh, I just don't want to talk to the man who came to my aunt."

"Hush!" Lu Yu raised his hand to his mouth, motioning for them to calm down and listen.

Apart from the sound of footsteps, the corridor was eerily quiet.

"Gulu Gulu..." Brother Dao covered his stomach and said, "I'm hungry, which one of you has something to eat?"

Lu Yu took out a box of compressed biscuits from his backpack and threw it to Brother Dao, and they continued on their way.

Walking and walking, half an hour later, several people came to the fork.

To go left or to go right, that is the question.

Gao Han pointed to the mark on the left wall: "My father made this, it seems that he should go this way."

Lu Yu shook his head, raised his foot and walked to the right.

Gao Han couldn't help being stunned: "My father left this way."

"Hmm!" Lu Yu looked back at Gao Han and asked, "So uncle came out safely?"

Gao Han was speechless, he didn't come out.

Lu Yu can be regarded as the leader of the team. Since he has made a decision, the rest of them can only obey.

Walking along the road, Lu Yu noticed that Shen Jinian's expression became more and more serious.

"It's just ahead." Shen Jinian suddenly said this.

what's in front

Of course it was Shen Jinian's body.

According to Gao Han, this is very similar to the road he walked before, as if there is no difference between the left and the right.

The more you went in, the wider the area became. Lu Yu was walking cautiously, when suddenly he heard rustling sounds from all around.

Those mopping and crawling sounds sounded like a lot.

Brother Dao unconsciously picked up the machine gun, ready to shoot whenever there was a situation.

Lu Yu held his breath, just waiting for those things to come out.

Lu Yu has read a lot of novels and movies about tomb robbers, the more the creatures in this kind of place look uglier——

Anyway, everyone can't see anyone, so they just grow long.

Lu Yu made up a bunch of strange and terrifying things in his brain, and the group of crawling creatures finally revealed their true colors.

Lu Yu couldn't help being a little dumbfounded seeing these things that were getting closer——

This is……

Giant hairy crab?

Yes, these crabs look exactly like hairy crabs.

Just like the pitcher plants outside, these things lived in a radiation environment for a long time, and finally turned into crabs half the size of a person.

And these crabs went towards Brother Dao as if they couldn't see Lu Yu.

"My day, why are you chasing me?"

Brother Dao raised his gun and shot, but there were too many crabs to bear.

Brother Dao turned around and ran, Gao Han shouted from behind: "Up the tree, up the tree!"

Brother Dao rushed to the nearest tree and climbed up.

Gao Han shouted with wind in his throat and coughed violently.

Gao Han coughed up the eggs, but Lu Yu couldn't make it through the distance now.

When the eggs landed, they turned into blue butterflies. They circled in the air for a week, and then turned towards Brother Dao in the book.

Fortunately, Brother Dao still has insecticide spray in his hand, which wiped them all out.

Looking at the crabs on the ground and the falling butterflies, Brother Dao on the tree couldn't help roaring in his soul: "Why are you chasing me so f*ckingly, is it easy for me?"

"Probably because we didn't come to my aunt." Lu Yu replied, but Brother Dao couldn't hear him.

Those crabs moved their claws, trying to climb up awkwardly.

But there is no point of strength on the tree, and the crabs that grow sideways cannot climb up at all.

Brother Dao laughed when he saw this: "I can't come up, you idiots, come and eat me if you have the ability!"

The crabs tried hard for a while but couldn't go up, and finally gathered together and spit bubbles.

Not long after Brother Dao was proud, the crabs started stacking Arhats.

Step on one by one, and soon the pile was two meters high.

"My day!" Brother Dao was dumbfounded, picked up the machine gun and started sweeping.

When a dozen crabs fell down, thousands of crabs stood up again.

"Don't just look at me, help me quickly!"

Brother Dao was about to cry up there, and the delicate female voice sounded so pitiful.

How can we quickly deal with this group of hairy crabs?

Lu Yu looked around and unexpectedly saw a beer bottle on the road.

Lu Yu didn't care too much, and when he saw the wine bottle, he threw a flammable alcohol cotton pad into it, sealed his mouth, and threw it into the crab team.

The wine bottle was heated and exploded, and a pile of them was blown up.

Brother Dao hugged the tree trunk tightly, thinking in his heart that he would never come to this ghost place again.

The crabs were dead, some were crippled, and the few healthy ones left quickly.

Lu Yu picked up the hairy crab and looked at it. The meat was tender and smooth, and it looked delicious.

There were pots and firewood in the tomb, so Lu Yu picked two that were still whole and threw them in, and the aroma came out after a while.

"smell good."

Brother Dao slid down from under the tree trunk in a hurry, and leaned over to stare at the pot, feeling as if his saliva was about to flow out.

Shen Jinian pushed Lu Yu: "I don't even know if this kind of thing is poisonous, so don't eat it."

Lu Yu seemed to have just recovered, and then he couldn't help feeling a little scared: "I didn't want to cook them. I don't know why I cooked them..."

Gao Han had been coughing, and insect eggs could be seen swimming under his skin.

He took out the blue ring from his pocket and handed it to Lu Yu: "Quick, put it back!"

There is a ring gap on the table in the tomb, which seems to be the place where the ring was placed.

Just as Lu Yu was about to reach for it, Shen Jinian stopped him.

Shen Jinian took the ring from Gao Han, and took it to set up the stage.

Brother Dao and Gao Han couldn't see Shen Jinian, they just saw the ring floating out of nowhere to set up the stage.

Lu Yu comforted him from the side: "Don't be afraid, is he my boyfriend?"

Boy friend?

Brother Dao and Gao Han both looked confused——

Aren't you a man too, why did you come out as a boyfriend?

It's just that no one has time to think about other things now, and all their attention is on the ring.

Shen Jinian stuffed the ring into the depression, and then a blue light burst out from it——

The door of the main tomb opened in response.