The day when the ghost marriage forced me to dig my grave

Mahjong is addictive.

After playing a few rounds, Lu Yu discovered that the old ancestor was addicted and his level was poor.

Before Lu Yu could use his brain much, he had already won a lot of things from his ancestors.

Just when Lu Yu was thinking about whether to discuss with Gao Han and the others about letting go of the old ancestor, the old ancestor suddenly pushed mahjong down: "Don't play mahjong anymore, you want me, even if I win it myself You gave it to me."

Lu Yu was a little dumbfounded, and thought to himself that I can't blame me, who told you to listen to my thoughts.

"Oh, I almost forgot. 007, go and serve the cooked crabs!"

007 got the order, turned around and left the main tomb to go to the road where Lu Yu and the others came.

There is still firewood burning under the pot, and the crabs in it are more attractive after they are cooked.

Seeing that 007 came up with the crab, the ancestor rubbed his hands excitedly, and his eyes fell on Lu Yu: "Can you help me peel the shell?"

"Oman? Okay." Lu Yu picked up a crab half a person's height, and peeled off the shell after three strokes.

The old ancestor smiled while watching: "I have been waiting for this day for a long time."

The crabs are really big, each one is worth N hairy crabs.

Shen Jinian was watching, and couldn't help but ask, "Are all these crabs mutated?"

The old ancestor turned his head and shook his head with a face similar to Shen Jinian's, "This is not called mutation, it's just multiplication. Without genetic modification, it's just cell amplification."

Lu Yu finally understood why he cooked crabs outside just now.

The feeling is not that he wants to cook, but that someone wants to eat.

The ancestor warmly invited them to have dinner together, but neither Lu Yu nor Gao Han had the guts.

Brother Dao is not afraid of death, so he took the crab legs to chew on when he came up: "I want to know what the crabs raised in the cemetery taste like."

Seeing this, the ancestor immediately organized Brother Dao: "Girl, the crab is cold in nature, so don't eat it if you feel uncomfortable. It will be bad if it aggravates the dysmenorrhea."

The old ancestor was so considerate to Brother Dao, not only that, he also asked 007 to bring ginger juice and brown sugar water, saying it was to warm Brother Dao's belly.

Warm your dick!

Brother Dao dared not speak out.

The old ancestor guard took a look at Brother Dao, and Brother Dao immediately felt cramped in his stomach.

As a last resort, Brother Dao could only take the cup of brown sugar water and pour it down.

Not to mention, the stomach really doesn't hurt after soaking in warm water.

The old ancestor looked at Brother Dao and smiled softly, only feeling hairy when Brother Dao saw it.

"Come on, I'll show you around."

Speaking of the hundreds of years in the tomb, the ancestors really haven't been idle.

Because it was too boring, the ancestors simply started planting.

Go forward through the main tomb, and you will come to the experimental field on the ground.

Lu Yu looked at the scallions twice as tall as himself, and felt a little dumbfounded——

These are all scallions, this is a big scallion!

And over there, the golden wheat swayed gently, and a grain of wheat seemed to be as big as a fist.

Fuck, isn't this really a fantasy world?

The ancestor enthusiastically introduced his experimental field and the varieties and yields of the crops.

For some reason, a sentence popped up in Lu Yu's mind: With Jinkela, the yield per mu is [-].

"Is this the result of your years of living underground?"

The ancestor nodded: "Yes, I think that when I popularize these things, the problem of international food shortage will be solved."

Shen Jinian spoke from the side: "It must have been enlarged by radiation."

"Then how can it be called radiation? That's the method I thought of to induce birth." The ancestor immediately explained, and he didn't forget to show everyone the patented product he hadn't had time to produce.

"Then why don't you think of a way to get these technologies out there?"

Mentioning this, the ancestor's face was a bit tangled: "Although I don't think this light wave is radiation, but look at each of you, you will either become a strong man or a woman or even a fool. If this one goes out If someone eats something wrong, am I not going to save the bad guy who maliciously provoked a dispute between the two planets?"

Probably because no one has listened to me for a long time, and my ancestors talked a lot.

When Lu Yu walked to this golden land, the song "On the Field of Hope" came to his ears. For some reason, he wanted to laugh.

Try to think about it, a super powerful master has been thinking about how to farm and raise crabs underground for hundreds of years.

I'm too lazy to do it after raising crabs.

So many traps have been set up in a deceptive way, just because I want to pass the boring days.

This is too random.

The ancestor led Lu Yu and the others to visit his tomb.

Ever since, Lu Yu saw one piece after another of experimental fields, as well as lifelike human specimens displayed in the herbarium.

Those people ranged in age from teenagers to decades.

The old ancestor touched the glass cabinet and explained to them: "These are all sent down by the Shen family. Some of them are small-minded and frightened when they come down. There are also courageous ones who can accompany me underground for decades."

Looking at these corpse specimens, Shen Jinian couldn't help but ask, "That means you didn't use their bodies to live, right?"

"Yes. My magnetic field is here, and I can't get out. I originally thought that maybe the Shen family would give up after a few hundred years, but I sent people here again and again, and I couldn't leave even if I wanted to. It wasn't until they sent you in last time that I discovered a magnetic field different from that of the Shen family, and then I was able to use the power of the natural magnetic field to come out."

Gao Han thought of something, and immediately asked, "Did you come out before when the mountain collapsed during the heavy rain and lightning?"

The old ancestor nodded: "Yes, I saw you took my ring and left. I wanted to remind you, but I couldn't get on Shen Jinian's body at that time. But in my opinion, your companion Lack of greed is because I hurt myself, and it has nothing to do with me directly. As for you," the ancestor said, he went to look at Lu Yu again, "since you are willing to change, I won't make things difficult for you."

"So you want to go back to your own planet, right?" Lu Yu looked at this old ancestor's face, wishing he could send him away immediately and help Shen Jinian get his body back.

"Yes, it is the help of shortcomings. I need your help."

Lu Yu couldn't help being surprised: "How can I help you?"

The old ancestor brought Lu Yu to the butterfly ring, pointed to the groove next to it and said: "There is a restriction set by the ancestors of the Shen family. Only the blood of the Shen family can be watered and lifted. I hope I can get a little bit of your blood, okay?" ?”

Lu Yu didn't bargain, maybe subconsciously he just believed in this old ancestor.

He took the dagger handed over by Brother Dao, and was about to strike his palm.

"Hey hey!" 007 stopped Lu Yu and gave him a needle, "The master said that a drop of blood is enough."

Just use a knife when you come up, human beings are really cruel.

Lu Yu pricked his index finger with a needle, then squeezed out the blood, and dripped it into the groove.

After getting the blood, the butterfly seemed to come alive, it changed from blue to red, and fluttered its wings.

Before Lu Yu had time to think about it, the ground under his feet suddenly shook.

The old ancestor was a little emotional: "I can go, I can finally return to my hometown."

Is this cemetery about to take off?

"Okay, 007, you send them out." The ancestor said concisely.

Lu Yu didn't leave, staring at the old ancestor's body and asked, "Can I return my boyfriend's body now?"

The ground under his feet was trembling, and there was a faint tendency to rise.

The old ancestor glanced at Lu Yu with a determined expression: "Go out first, trust me, I will return him to you."

Lu Yu still wanted to talk, but Gao Han and Brother Dao dragged him away: "Hurry up, or you'll follow me to heaven!"

Gao Han's strength came in handy at this time.

Together with Lu Yu, he smashed one stone gate after another and walked out.

Brother Dao followed behind, being supported by 007 and enjoying the preferential treatment of the lady.

Soil and stones fell from the inside of the tomb from time to time. As soon as Lu Yu and the others climbed outside, the entire tomb rose from the ground and changed into a spaceship.

The huge reaction force made Lu Yu close his eyes, and when he opened them again, he was in the hospital.

As soon as Lu Yu opened his eyes, Lao Zhang and Xiao Zuo gathered together: "How do you feel?"

Lu Yu's head tightened, and he suddenly remembered what happened before, and hurriedly held Lao Zhang's shoulder: "Where is Shen Jinian, where is Shen Jinian?"

"Whoops whoops."

Old Zhang grinned in pain, Lu Yu quickly let go, but couldn't help asking.

Seeing Lu Yu like this, Xiao Zuo couldn't help but sigh, and briefly explained what happened after Lu Yu passed out——

The Shen family's cemetery disappeared inexplicably. There was only a huge pit in the original place. Relevant experts were conducting survey and research there, and suspected that there was an alien invasion.

The three of Lu Yu and the others were sent to the hospital by a robot, and the other two were still in bed.

The strangest one is the Shen family. Since the cemetery disappeared, there have been a lot of business problems.Shen Zhengnan was so busy that he didn't have time to trouble Lu Yu.

And that Zhou Tai, suspected of intentional injury, has been taken away by the relevant department.

As for Shen Jinian, no one knew where he was, not even the Shen family had him.

……

six months later.

Lu Yu moved back to the courtyard in Xicheng Street.

The house was redecorated and everything was laid out as it was from memory.

On the day they moved there, besides Lao Zhang and Xiao Zuo, Gao Han and Brother Dao also brought gifts to congratulate Lu Yu on his housewarming.

After coming out of the cemetery, Gao Han's strange power disappeared, and his skin was the original wheat color.It seems that the strength of that body is specially equipped for escaping from the cemetery.

Brother Dao has now slowly accepted the reality that he is a woman, probably because there is a tall and handsome man beside him.

Lu Yu felt unaccustomed to seeing brother Dao's little bird and clinging appearance. At some point, Lao Gao came to Lu Yu's side and introduced, "Do you still know Sister Dao's boyfriend?"

"Huh?" Lu Yu was a little puzzled, "How did I know her boyfriend?"

Brother Gao whispered, "It's 007."

"Hey..." Lu Yu couldn't help being a little dumbfounded, what the hell, is that okay?

When a few people were drinking at night, Brother Dao's boyfriend was charging in the house.

Sitting next to Lu Yu with a bottle of wine, Brother Dao talked about all the last emotions before: "Actually, being a woman is pretty good. I used to love big breasts the most, and now I really have them."

Lu Yu just laughed: "Then I really want to congratulate you. By the way, how does it feel to fall in love with a robot?"

"Very good," Brother Dao didn't know what to think of, his face was a little blushing, "Almighty, single-minded, long-lasting... It's just a little bit of power consumption, except for this, there is nothing wrong with it."

Lu Yu was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and when he turned around, he saw Lao Zhang going to the room with his new girlfriend in his arms, and Xiao Zuo was also chatting with his girlfriend.

Gao Han took his wife back home, and 007 ran to take Brother Dao away after charging the battery.

Everyone left, only Lu Yu was left.

He looked at the stars in the sky, and unconsciously thought of Shen Jinian again.

Sometimes Lu Yu would regret, if he didn't go to that ancient tomb, would Shen Jinian still be there?

Even if it's a brain wave, as long as it's by your side.

Now, Shen Jinian didn't know where he went.

It may have disappeared, or it may have been taken to some gamma planet...

No matter what it was, Lu Yu felt uncomfortable.

Snow suddenly fell in the sky, which was the first snow since the beginning of winter in 2017.

Lu Yu stretched out his hand to catch the snowflake, and suddenly saw a bolt of lightning coming from the sky, followed by a bang at the door.

Lu Yu froze for a moment, then immediately went out the door.

The electricity in the whole street was cut off, and there were curses all around.

But Lu Yu couldn't notice it at all now.

He opened the door, and saw a tall man standing at the door. His background was so familiar that Lu Yu's eyes were warm and his nose was sore.

The man turned his head, with a cold demeanor, handsome face and calm voice: "Hello, my name is Shen Jinian, I'm 26 years old, single..."

Lu Yu wanted to cry, but seeing Shen Jinian's current appearance, he couldn't help laughing: "Are you a light bulb, why do you glow?"

Shen Jinian, who was shining all over his body, was a little embarrassed, looked down at himself and explained, "I don't know why it became like this. But don't worry, it will shine at night, and it's normal during the day..."

The following words were swallowed up by Lu Yu, who pounced on him, and the two entangled for a long time before they separated.

Shen Jinian hugged Lu Yu tightly and asked in his ear, "Honey, there are only a few days left in 2017, what is your wish?"

Lu Yu bit Shen Jinian's neck hard: "I want to lose my virginity!"

Shen Jinian laughed: "What a coincidence, me too."

[End of the full text 2017.12.09]

The author has something to say: Is the sofa little angel in the last chapter of this book the little wife Bubble╭(╯3╰)╮

Special thanks to all of you who have been with me here╭(╯3╰)╮

I have been under a lot of pressure recently, and I am also in a bit of a bottleneck period, and I need to adjust for a while.

This book was set at the beginning of the Republic of China and pure tomb robbery, but due to various constraints, it was changed beyond recognition in the end, and it was not the feeling I wanted when I wrote it.

The book is finished here, thank you again, you still accompany me after writing it like this. 【Hold me one by one】

If you rest for a period of time and then open the next book, you will definitely adjust your state by then.

Well, let's wait for the next book and see you again φ(≧ω≦*)?

Anyway, I love you all! ! !