What should I do if the shit shoveler loves me too much?

It's not over yet.

after lunch.

Xu Youjun and Gu Xiang had a conversation between men in the bedroom.

Xu Youjun sat on the chair and looked at Gu Xiang opposite him, lying on the bed with a gluttonous face and licking his paws.

"Tangyuan, look at me!" Xu Youjun said with a serious face: "As a family dog, you have to be honest with others and be cold-hearted!"

"Oh~ don't worry~ old iron." Gu Xiang stretched out his paw and patted the shit shovel officer's knee: "I still love you the most."

"Not enough, what I want is never the most, but everything." Xu Youjun didn't feel that there was anything wrong with talking about this with a dog, and he put on a serious posture, "Lin Jinwen will live in in the future, I don't want you to see When he makes that look again."

"Oh~ what kind of expression?" The little fat dog tilted his head in confusion.

I don't know if it's because of his body, but his character has a lot of animality that he didn't have before.

He couldn't detect it himself, but everyone else could see that he was very interested in Lin Jinwen.

This interest, in the eyes of Lin Jinwen and Lin Anni, is the interest of beasts in treating animals.In the eyes of Xu Youjun, whose integrity has been broken and his three views have already gone astray, he doesn't know what it means.

Anyway, Gu Xiang felt that it would not be a good thing.

Gu Xiang: Mr. System, the target of this attack is sick!No matter how wise and powerful I am, I am still just a dog now!What does he want to do?

System: Don't you know what he wants to do?

Gu Xiang: He has a brain, and even humans and beasts can play with such heavy mouth!Think of it as a love triangle.He took the wrong script, this is not Qiong Yao's play!

System: Isn't this what you hoped for?

Gu Xiang: Yameidie~ Then should I refuse before welcoming?

System: You are really enough!

Xu Youjun babbled for a while, Gu Xiang summed it up for him, in a word: You can only be the best in the world with me!

Gu Xiang: Well, well, a big man still likes to act like a baby.As a dog owner with good qualities, I promise you.

"Tangyuan, you are so cute!" Xu Youjun got a satisfactory answer, pinched Gu Xiang's big hairy face with his hands, and kissed the tip of his nose.Then from beginning to end, I made a complete set of horse killing chicken for the dog owner.

Gu · with a relaxed face · thinks: I'm probably a dead dog...ORZ~

Gu Xiang: What should I do if my shit-shoveling officer loves me too much?

***

Lin Jinwen will live in the next day.

Gu Xiang enjoys the attentive service of the shit-shoveling officer every day, and has almost forgotten the name.

"Doctor Lin will be moving in in the afternoon. You should try to stay in the house and not come out." Lin Anni seldom had breakfast at home, and this was the first time Gu Xiang met her at the breakfast table.

But he would rather not have met.

Lin Anni didn't say anything to Xu Youjun for bringing a dog to the dining table, she looked after herself elegantly, and finished the meal with all manners.

During the period, the dining room was silent, and there was no smell of lively and joyful things on weekdays.

After breakfast, he picked up the square towel on the table and wiped his mouth.Lin Anni took out a cigarette, lit it, took a puff, and then slowly exhaled, "You have ruined the first half of my life. I hope you won't cause me any trouble this time." She threw away the handkerchief and stood up. Go out the door.

Gu Xiang wished to take two bites from behind her: Is this still what people say?

"By the way, there are more." Ms. Lin walked to the door and turned around again, holding a slender lady's cigarette between her bright red fingertips. She glanced at the corner of the dining table, and then said, "Doctor Lin is allergic to dog hair. Your dog."

Then, without waiting for an answer, he stepped on his high heels and left.

Gu Xiang: MMP!

Xu Youjun didn't speak all day.

The fat dog nestled on his bed with its tail crossed, put its big head on his shoulder, and let out a low "woo~": It's piercing my heart, old man!

"What are these things? Is there such a mother?" Gu Xiang was also full of depression to the system. This mother deserves it, and there is nothing to say!

System: Where is this?If you want to live a decent life, who hasn't done anything bad!

Gu Xiang thought back to his first half of life(?), he did not worry about eating and drinking, he was leisurely and contented, every day from morning to night he was "going around, eating, shopping, eating...", let alone a life of wantonness!

Then he met Mr. System.

Gu Xiang: Nodding in understanding.

System: Can I hit him?Itchy hands!

"Tangyuan~ You know, the woman today is my mother."

"Woo~ Old Tie, you finally made your voice! You scared me to death!"

Gu Xiang: If you have autism in addition to your illness, then I might as well choose to take the dog with you now!

with you!perish together!

"She used to be one of the top socialites in Shanghai. It is said that she is very popular and has countless suitors."

"But later, she had me. And the situation at that time, according to the old servant at home, destroying it may be life-threatening."

"You have also seen my father. He has never lived with us since he was a child. Every time he appears, he asks for money."

"He is such a rotten person, I can understand Lin Anni's anger and unwillingness."

"She feeds me, feeds me, and sees a doctor, so I don't hate her."

"But I don't love her either."

"Tangyuan, people like me, have been empty-handed since birth, and have nothing. So once there is something you want, you will use your life to grab it. I didn't have this kind of thing before." Xu Youjun turned his head when he said this The little fat dog who was already frightened by his side was trembling and snuggled up to him, his eyes were all full of him.

He looked at him with a smile slowly on his face: "But now, I found it."

Gu Xiang: Trembling!

"From the first moment you appeared, I knew you belonged to me. Because only I can understand your words, every sentence, every word I can understand, you can understand me too? So we are destined belong to each other."

He looked into Gu Xiang's eyes seriously, with determination in his eyes, "You'd better stay by my side all the time, only see me, only pay attention to me, and only talk to me alone. Otherwise... ..”

He seemed to think of something, and a subtle smile suddenly appeared on his face, "Otherwise I might not be able to bear it, and I will try everything I want to do on you. And let you, never see anyone else."

Gu Xiang really wanted to ask him what he wanted to do, but recalled that the shit-shoveling officers in the past had no limit, and couldn't help but feel a sudden shock.I had no choice but to hold back my fear while crying in my heart and nodded.

Gu Xiang: Bow down to the evil forces.

"Actually, I hope you can shake your head." Xu Youjun was even a little disappointed when he saw that Gu Xiang agreed. He wanted to find a chance for the beast in his heart to break out of the cage.That taste must be unforgettable for a lifetime.

Gu Xiang: What kind of pervert is this!

When Xu Youjun said this, he took Gu Xiang, who was already in a daze, into his arms, and kissed his dog's head.Then stretched his brows and slowly fell asleep.

The shit-shoveling officer finally fell asleep, and Gu Xiangcai tremblingly stretched out his little paw to touch his little heart, which had been beaten at least two hundred times, "The moan egg scared the baby to death!"

"System, come out! What's going on here? Can this person still be okay?" Gu Xiang wished he could quit, if this continues, sooner or later he will be treated as a psychopath!

The voice of the system is as prudish as ever: "It's normal, what's wrong?"

"Are you all from perverted stars?" Gu Xiang couldn't help crossing his legs when he thought of the shit shovel officer's covetousness towards him.I can't live through this day, and I have to be threatened by the dog every day.

This is the money for a chicken, and what a double-fighting service is provided!

Moreover, this shit-shoveling officer has a tenth level of dog language, and he must beware of back arrows in the future when he complains, it is simply hopeless. "Then why can he understand me?"

System: Haven't you always had a good time communicating with the target?

Gu Xiang: I always thought it was because of my intelligence and superb acting skills.

System: Who gives you confidence.This is a special function provided by the system to help the host complete the task, and it is only effective for the target of the raid.

Gu Xiang wanted to vomit blood when he heard this!

oh!Think about what he said before?Kudos to You Jun for being handsome!Said that he has a nice smile, a good figure, and...big (covering his face).

Gu Xiang: So I complained and praised him before?

System: Yes, he understands everything.

Gu · has no face to see people · thinks: I don't want face?Why didn't you tell me earlier?

System: You are so smart, how do I know you can't see it?

Gu Xiang's doge face: Friends are exhausted, no see!

***

The shit shoveler fell asleep after venting.

Gu Xiang stared at the bed frame with wide eyes, and the dark circles in his eyes were filled with sorrow.

He actually lost sleep!

The once in a thousand years, insomnia.

He didn't want to admit that he was scared by Xu Youjun, and he was a man of both sizes!

Gu Xiang: Mr. System, come out and chat with me about five yuan.

System: Hehe, the young master sells himself not a show!

The little fat dog lay sprawled on the bed, squeezing Xu Youjun into a corner.He opened his faint eyes in the darkness, and raised his two fat claws to his eyes. The hooks opened, then retracted, retracted, and opened again, and then he sighed long.

Gu Xiang: Life~ I'm so lonely as snow!

At this moment, there was a sound of footsteps downstairs.

Although the footsteps are light, but through the sensitive dog ears in the quiet night, I am afraid that it is not much worse than stepping on firecrackers.

Gu Xiang's eyes suddenly opened wide, faintly shining~

Gu Xiang: Sudden Excitement.jpg

It seems that he is not the only one who has no intention to sleep in the long night!

The night is dark and the wind is high, which is the time to catch thieves!

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