What should I do if the shit shoveler loves me too much?

It was an uncle with a beard who was talking, so ugly!

Looking to the side, um, my shit-shoveling officer is more pleasing to the eye.

"I'm your own father, you have to help me." Xu Zhiqiu sat on the sofa with his legs crossed, smoking a cigarette while pointing to Xu Youjun who was standing expressionlessly.

"Your mother, that woman, has only herself in her heart. You are a child, and you are sick. She left you at home alone, and went out to have fun by herself. This is really cruel."

Seven or eight non-human servants standing behind:  …

"Son, dad is the one who loves you the most, your mother..."

"I don't have any money!" Xu Youjun stopped Xu Zhiqiu before he finished speaking, "All the money is with Lin Anni, it's useless for you to tell me these things." up hand.

"What the hell!" The air suddenly froze, and the smile on Xu Zhiqiu's face fell instantly.

He put out the cigarette in his hand on the coffee table, and looked at the young man in front of him with a ferocious face: "You really deserve to be the son of that bitch Lin Anni, who looks down on people like a dog, and even I don't recognize him."

As he spoke, he stood up and approached Xu Youjun: "Little bastard, this is also my home. It's too early for you to pretend to be a master here. Get out of the way!"

Xu Youjun stood in front of him expressionlessly, never giving an inch from the beginning to the end.

"Damn you little bastard!" Seeing that Xu Zhiqiu didn't frighten him off, he became anxious, stretched out his hand and pushed towards his chest.

In the blink of an eye, a round fur ball flew down the steps behind Xu Youjun, and hit Xu Zhiqiu's chest squarely.

"Hey~~~ Where did the moron come from, you dare to touch my people!" Gu Xiang stood on the man's chest, all the hair on his body exploded.His mouth was wide open, his nose was wrinkled, and the few canine teeth that had just erupted had begun to show their strength.The saliva was dripping on the man's face, as if he was choosing someone and devouring him.

Gu Xiang: Shit Shovel Officer, look at me!Is Lao Tzu handsome or not? !

System: Don't be mentally handicapped.

Gu Xiang: When you love me, call me baby.Hmph, you are no longer the one I knew~

System: Get fucked!

"Quick, little bastard, quickly pull your dead dog back!" Xu Zhiqiu also recovered from the shock after a while, the fat dog on his body made him breathless.But even though it was ferocious, it didn't bite him, and it looked like it had been domesticated.

Gu Xiang: Domesticated?Hmph~ Domestication!Lao Tzu is the master!

Xu Youjun didn't speak, and Gu Xiang pretended not to know anything.Not only did he not move, he also sharpened his paws on Xu Zhiqiu's chest, yawned and lay down, as if he hadn't slept enough.Xu Zhiqiu was so angry that his face turned green.

Of course, it is also possible to be suppressed.

"Doctor Lin, today's matter is thanks to you. In the future, Youjun's body will trouble you."

"Where is it, Miss Lin is too polite. Youjun is my patient, and this is what I should do."

A familiar voice came from outside the door.Then two figures walked in.

System: Here we come!The legendary Shura field!This strong smell of rape/love!

"Xu Zhiqiu, why are you here?"

Lin Anni managed to let Lin Jinwen come to live at home with great difficulty today, and she was cheering in her heart, but she met Xu Zhiqiu's debt-collecting face as soon as she entered the door.The smile on his face was pulled down immediately, and he stopped at the door with a cold face.

And Lin Jinwen, who was beside her, looked at the big hairy face in his memory, and wished that he had never appeared before.

Gu Xiang's excited face: Yo Xi~Jin Wenjun, we meet again~

Lin·Stepping into the Fire Pit·Jin Wen: Ah...Ah Choo!

Now that Lin Anni was back, the fat dog held his feet high, stepped on Xu Zhiqiu's face, and ran to the shit shovel officer to claim credit.

Gu Xiang: Tell me, am I your unrivaled hero?

Xu Youjun: The other party has rejected your message and threw you a "face of indifference.jpg"

The matter downstairs was handed over to Lin Anni, and Xu Youjun was holding the prepared dog food, his face was much colder than when he faced Xu Zhiqiu just now.Ignoring the fat dog who just made a contribution, he turned around and went straight upstairs.

Gu Xiang was stunned: WTF?

***

Corridor on the second floor.

"Woo~hug from shit-shoveling officer~" Gu Xiang trotted on the tip of his paws to keep up with Xu Youjun's pace, and stretched out his two paws to hug his thigh.

The corner of Xu Youjun's mouth twitched secretly, ignored him, and continued to walk forward with difficulty, dragging the pendant on his leg.

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaires~" The little fat dog was too heavy to hold in a short while.Quickly stretched out the claw hook to hook the trouser leg and continued to stay, "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomatic".

When Xu Youjun returned to the bedroom, his trousers were scratched and he could no longer wear them.

The corners of Xu Youjun's eyes twitched: I... endure!

Gu Xiang tried his best, but he couldn't win back the shit shovel officer's heart.His heart, liver, spleen, stomach and kidneys are all cold.

Gu Xiang: You can't bully me just because I'm super cute!

He also lost his temper, who is not a baby.The shit shovel officer's heart is higher than the sky, deeper than the sea, and colder than the stones in the latrine, he decided to give up the love between them!

System: Our love, I understand, it will never come back after it has passed~

Gu Xiang: Mud plays the game!

Xu Youjun watched the little fat dog circling around him while reading, and felt satisfied.

It was his dog, and it belonged to him alone.

He grew up with nothing.Only this dog belongs to him completely.So no one, not even Little Fat Dog himself, can take it away from him!

Xu Youjun: You just smiled at that little boy downstairs, I saw it!

Xu Youjun: This is the last time, if you apologize to me for 5 minutes, I will forgive you!

Xu Youjun: Well, I forgive you.

Gu Xiang: ...

Gu Xiang turned around and left: Goodbye, dead spirit!

"Tangyuan, do you know that Lin Jinwen just now?"

"He is a Mongolian doctor. He has treated me for more than half a year, and the more he sees, the worse my health becomes."

"Cough~cough~"

"Recently, I've been running here almost every day, heh~ the drunkard's intention is not to drink."

"The sharp-billed monkey has white cheeks and a dark belly at first glance."

"I also saw him eat dog meat."

"In short, you'd better stay away from him."

Gu Xiang knew for the first time that Xu Youjun could say so much.Lin Jinwen eats dog meat?What are you kidding?When he saw him, he wished he could hide eight feet away. Is the shit-shoveling officer blind?

Gu Xiang: Heh~ man, your name is vinegar jar!

The little fat dog is now facing a table of delicacies, chicken, fish, shrimp, everything.

The crystal clear meat, the fragrant sauced elbow, the delicious and tempting sweet and sour mandarin fish, the sweet and sour cherry meat... He rubbed his chin with his hairy paws, it was really amazing The dog moves his index finger~

"Tangyuan~ Listen to me carefully and be serious, that Dr. Lin is really not a good person!"

Seeing that Gu Xiang had put his whole body and mind on the dining table, Xu Youjun turned a deaf ear to his words.I had no choice but to stretch out my hands to pinch the fat on the fat dog's cheeks, and turned his big face around: "Did you hear it?"

"I heard it, I heard it, shit shoveler, you are so talkative!" Gu Xiang, who had been hungry since morning, was annoyed by Xu Youjun's nagging, so he simply stretched out his big furry paw and covered his mouth with one paw.

Gu Xiang: Phew~ the world is quiet!

Unexpectedly, Xu Youjun directly broke through the lower limit today, holding his furry paw, kissed the soft pad in the center of the paw, and made a big "boo" sound.

"Coax!" Gu Xiang only felt that he was burning up.

"You...you're shameless!" His whole dog was in a bad condition, and he shook his body and moved his other three legs to save his front paws: "Bah! Dirty!"

Xu Youjun usually has a shallow smile on his expressionless face: The baby is so cute!Don't get angry with a kiss.

Gu Xiang: Okay... okay!

System: It's really blinding, it's so funny!

The matter was settled, and Gu Xiang could finally enjoy his first real meal since he came to this world.

"Woo~ what should I eat first?" The fat dog circled around the food on the table, then circled again, and finally stopped in front of the crystal meat.

"Not greasy, slightly crispy and fragrant, bright red and tender frozen crystal dish." As the famous "first dish of state banquet" in later generations, this crystal dish meat was really made by the chef. The meat is red and white, smooth and crystal clear. Frozen and transparent, like crystal.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" Although he looks like a dog, Gu Xiang thinks he is not an ordinary dog.

Table manners are very important, and of course the shit-shoveling officer must be there to serve you.

"Tangyuan, you can't eat that one." Xu Youjun said helplessly as he approached him and hugged him.

Gu·WTF·thought: Is there anything else I can't eat?What a joke!

"Whoa, whoa, shit-shoveler, let me go! My crystal meat~~~"

"There are condiments in these dishes, you can't eat them. Look, this is your meal."

Gu Xiang: ...

He looked up at the food on the table, um!The content is very rich, and the meat is fragrant - that is Xu Youjun's.

Look again at the little pot in the corner of the table, boiled white meat with steamed carrots and potatoes—that’s his.

Gu Xiang: There is nothing to love in life, you might as well let me die!

Gu Xiang: Is the shit-shoveling officer trying to kill me so that he can inherit my throne?

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Meat~" The little fat dog just glanced at his own food bowl and lost his appetite. Xinghe raised her long eyelashes and looked at Xu Youjun with love (?), her small breasts trembled: "You just let me eat, I've lost weight~"

Xu Youjun: I can't see the word thin from your body.

"You really can't eat." Xu Youjun's heart softened when he called him, but he didn't intend to back down at all when it came to the little fat dog's body.

Gu wanted to ask the system: I can't eat?

Just kidding, I have condescended to be a dog, and I still want to eat dog food, you might as well just kill me!

System: Hypocritical!After my transformation, what can't you eat?Even the big living person in front of you, as long as you think about it, it will not be difficult to swallow it!

"Did you see it? Did you see it? Is the baby comparable to those mortal dogs? Quickly give me food!" Gu Xiangle jumped out of the excrement shovel officer's arms, sat directly on the table, stretched out his paws Pointing to the crystal delicacy meat that has been coveted all the time, "Oh~ bring it to me!"

Facing Fat Dog, who is full of ten skills in acting coquettishly and rascally, Xu Youjun can only be defeated in the end.But "you can't eat all meat, and you have to eat some dog food."

Gu Xiang: Oh, oh, so much nonsense!The baby is still angry!I will forgive you if you are happy to eat!

It was a feast, and the little fat dog devoured half of the meat and vegetables on the table, as well as his feces-like special dog food (Gu Xiangyu).

Xu Youjun only ate some green vegetables, and sat on the side looking at him lovingly.

"Hmph╭(╯^╰)╮" The fat dog dragged its fat buttocks around the food bowl in front of it for half a circle, and threw the excrement shoveler behind him.

Gu Xiang: If you say forgive me, you will forgive me?Then am I very shameless?

Xu Youjun: I vaguely remember that I should be angry?

The author has something to say:

The setting is that the target of the strategy can understand Gu Xiang's words, as for why, I don't know, let's just assume that he is born with it.

After all, the stupid author's brain is in the late stage, and he can't come back.