What should I do if the shit shoveler loves me too much?

The system looked at Gu Xiangle's face and felt that his eyes were so hot. Hearing the "hmm" sound of the little milk dog, he silently covered his face, really blinded!

Gu Xiang: Mo Mao is so talented, let me condescend to save his tragic fate.A good shit shoveler should be cultivated from an early age.

System: Tangyuan, wake up, do you still remember Pangpang by the Daming Lake?

Gu Xiang: Of course I choose to forgive him.

System: Sure enough, there is a master who forgot his morals.

Gu Xiang stretched out his hairy paws and covered his face: "Master, what a shame, you have learned everything badly!"

System: What the hell is it all? !

Gu Xiang: It's you, the system, referred to as all.

System: I shouldn't ask you, it's all my fault.

Xu Youjun's hands were warm and gentle, and Gu Xiangle was so happy that he burst into tears, sticking out his little tongue and licking his wrist flatteringly.

"Master, it's time to take your medicine." The maid with the tray pushed the door softly and walked in.He was facing a fat, furry face with his tongue sticking out and his eyes rolled out.

"!" The tray fell in response, and Xu Youjun, who was addicted to petting the dog, was taken aback, and slapped directly on Gu Xiang's "beep——(you understand)".

"Wooooooow~" the little fat dog screamed and woke up suddenly.

System: Wow, eat chicken!Rape scene!

Gu Xiang smelled the most obvious smell in the room, and felt that not only his integrity, but also his physical body was about to crumble and weather.Quickly kicked away the shit-shoveling officer's big hand that was raging on him, jumped up from the bed, jumped over the maid and escaped from the door.

***

Xu Youjun changed into pajamas before going out.

It didn't take 5 minutes to go downstairs, and in the corner of the garden, I found Gu Xiang, who was humiliated by getting into the flowers and was ashamed to see others.

The little fat dog was too fat, and Xu Youjun didn't want to ask for help.

He could only drag his two front paws out little by little.He dragged two steps, and Gu Xiang took two steps back on his hind legs, and finally saw for a long time without moving.

Xu Youjun was about to laugh angrily at the big baby, so he could only disregard the maid's obstruction, tear off the flowering branches and get in by himself.Then he squatted down and put his hands under the fat dog's front legs, and dragged the overweight "big glutinous rice balls" into his arms with all his strength.

Gu Xiang drooped his big ears, stared at his round apricot eyes, his face was full of embarrassment.

He could only pretend to be dead all the way, and was carried back to the small building like a doll.

Enter the living room, go upstairs, turn a corner, um, it's the bedroom of the shit shovel officer.Xu Youjun walked over without paying attention.

"Woo~ shit shovel officer, where are you taking me?"

Gu Xiang raised his two white round eyebrows and turned his eyes upwards trying to see the expression on Xu Youjun's face.

Xu Youjun walked all the way, panting in his voice: Don't worry, we've arrived.

Then he opened the door at the end of the corridor.

The clean room is covered with porcelain white wall tiles and floors, with gorgeous chandeliers on it, and various ornaments decorated with golden patterns, which look high-end and gorgeous.

"Oh! Let me out!" Gu Xiang, who was pretending to be dead, woke up immediately, waving his limbs and struggling continuously.

No matter how beautiful the room is, it can't change the fact that it's a bathroom. With such a big bathtub, is the excrement officer trying to seek power and usurp the throne?

"Look at the dirt on your body, it's full of mud and water, can you still look at it if you don't wash it off?"

Xu Youjun didn't intend to let him go just like that. As a mild clean freak, he had endured it all afternoon, and if he endured it any longer, he would probably explode on the spot.

"Where can I see and can't see?! Put me down, you shit shoveler, I don't want to take a bath, I will drown, I will drown! Woo..."

The gray meat dumpling was thrown into the huge bathtub, and the water splashed on Lao Gao.

Gu Xiang poked his head out of the bathtub, aimed at the excrement shoveler next to him, and vigorously shook the water off his body.Limp down on his chubby body, all covered in fur, he looked at Xu Youjun next to him with a sad face.

Gu Xiang: Did you agree to be each other's little angel?

Alaska's coat has two layers, the outer hair is thick and rough, and the inner hair is thick and oily.Ordinary rainwater can't saturate their protective layer at all.

In other words, bathing Alaska is a technical job and a laborious job.What's more, the ancestor in the bathtub didn't cooperate, so he crawled out whenever he had the chance. Xu Youjun's body was already soaked before he finished washing on the other side.

When Gu Xiang was washed and wiped with a bath towel and placed on the blanket by the bathroom door, Xu Youjun felt that he had lost half his life.

He has been in poor health since he was a child, but he has never been so tired.After today's pass, Xu Youjun suddenly felt that he could live another 500 years - he was able to take care of this little ancestor alone, and his body was much better than he imagined.

The little fat dog was lying on the cushion next to the door, with a lazy look of "the waiter helped her delicate and weak, and it was the time of Xin Cheng Enze".

Tears flashed in the big black eyes, Hua'er felt grievances, her pink hairy ears shook twice, then she lay down pitifully, hugged the tip of her tail and rolled herself into a ball.

Gu Xiang: If you don't coax me, you will lose me!

Xu Youjun: ...

With his back to the door, he took off the wet woolen vest, then the shirt, trousers, and finally put his hands on the edge of the underwear and slowly took them off. He walked into the bathtub barefoot with his long legs.

Then he turned around.

Gu Xiang, who was peeking, suddenly felt hot in his nose: "Stupid system, close your eyes quickly, don't look at evil!"Do not look at evil!

The system hehe: The thief shouted, "Stop the thief!"

Xu Youjun's complexion was pale due to years of illness.Surprisingly, he doesn't look weak.

Gu Xiang lay on his big fur paws, half-closed his eyes, pretending to glance casually, and then glance again.

Tsk, seeing is believing, I didn't expect the shit shovel officer to be so knowledgeable!

The long legs, the well-textured abs, and the beautiful shape are amazingly indescribable, and they are really only a little bit worse than his previous body.

"Tangyuan~Look here~" Xu Youjun was amused by the rich expression on Fat Dog's face, half lying in the bathtub stretched out his hand, and greeted Gu Xiang who was wrinkling his face and pretending to be asleep by the door.

There was steam in the bathroom, and the shit-shoveling officer's already handsome face was smiling, as if it had been coated with a soft light.

Gu Xiang: Wait, I'm a little dizzy.

Gu Xiang put his big head on the blanket, and rubbed his hairy paws on the fat face: "What are you afraid of, you have everything he has, and you are bigger than him!"

The chubby hairball struggled to get up from the blanket, first shook his body twice to smooth out the hair, and then moved to the bathtub with steady and elegant (not) steps as if condescending.

"Woo~~ Shit shoveler, what's the matter?" Gu Xiang turned his head to the side and snorted without looking away.

"Come a little more." There was a smile hidden deep in Xu Youjun's eyes.

"Woo~~~ Stop laughing, how can I find a partner after my dog's eyes are almost blinded?!" Gu Xiang had no choice but to sit on the ground, move his forelimbs and move took two steps.

I don't know if it's his hallucination, but the bathroom seems to be getting hotter and hotter, and the air is filled with the pleasant smell of the shit shoveler.Could it be that the shit-shoveling officer has seen his noble and wise soul through his heroic body, and now he is asking him for love?

Gu Xiang: Humans and dogs have different paths, masters and slaves are different.Although I'm very handsome, it's hard to hold back, but it's not like you, a shit-shoveling officer, can imagine...!

A big hand disturbed the pup's reverie, Xu Youjun cheerfully rubbed Gu Xiang's big head into the shape of a killer forehead, and then bald along his back, rubbing all the hair on his body that had just been shaken until it exploded .

Gu Xiang: Don't stop me!My 20-meter sword is already hungry and thirsty!

After playing around, when the two of them () lay down on the bed, it was already late at night.

"Sleep, Fatty." Xu Youjun rarely slept so late, and he was already overloaded today.So as soon as he touched the pillow, his eyes closed, and he didn't forget to hug the hairball around him in a daze.

"Woo—seeing how weak you are, I won't argue with you today." Gu Xiang buried his head in the neck of the excrement shovel officer, and fell into a deep sleep.

System: Hello?Hello?anyone still remembers me?

Silent all night.

The next morning, Xu Youjun woke up from the heat.

Not surprisingly, he was now facing the embarrassing situation that normal men would encounter in the morning.

Because of his illness, his life has always been pure and ascetic, and yesterday's incident was considered an exception.

But no matter how pure his heart is, he can't resist being teased like this.

Xu Youjun opened his eyes, lifted the quilt to reveal the big fat dog sleeping soundly inside.Looking at his unrestrained sleeping posture, he rubbed his nose and smiled wryly.

Although it was a warm day at the end of May, he was still covered with a thin quilt because his body was always cold.The ancestor didn't know what thrilling accident happened at night, so he moved from the pillow to the quilt by himself.

He has thick fur all over his body, probably because he was so hot that he consciously climbed to a cool place.Lying next to Xu Youjun's waist and abdomen with his hairy tail coiled, his big head resting on the feces shoveler's thigh, and his mouth and nose facing his sensitive parts.The warm panting was like an aphrodisiac, making Xu Youjun complain endlessly.

System: YO~~~ Spring is warm, flowers are blooming, everything is recovering, and it is the season of mating/mating again...Stupid host, you can take care of yourself.

Although I was surprised that my self-control has dropped so much in the past two days, it is not good to do too much of this kind of thing.

Xu Youjun smiled helplessly, and lightly removed his big head from his body.Then he turned sideways and hugged the fat dog who was snoring and sleeping in a ball, and closed his eyes again enduring the throbbing.

***

When I woke up again, it was already high in the sun.

"Woo~comfortable~" Gu Xiang stretched his legs to the sky.Licking his nose, he rubbed on the bed, rubbed again, and finally got up unbearably.

He vaguely remembered that in his sleep the shit-shoveling officer said that he had gone downstairs to bring him breakfast, but he waited for a long time, but he still didn't wait for Xu Youjun to come in. What's going on?

Gu Xiang: Man, you have successfully caught my attention!

The little milk dog was very hungry at a young age, and after waiting for a while, Ding Ling's stomach rebelled.

Gu Xiang: The excrement shoveler starts messing around and ends up abandoning, the dog owner starves to death on the bed!Is this the annihilation of human nature, or the degeneration of morality...

System: Because you are lazy!

In order to prove that he is not lazy, Gu Xiang finally hooked the quilt with his claws and got out of the bed while hanging upside down.

The door of the room was not closed tightly, and the little fat dog opened it after raking it with its paw.

A man's voice came from downstairs outside the door, Gu Xiang heard it was unfamiliar, so he put his paws on the corridor and looked down through the fence.

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Once again, the author's logic is dead, and the full text is brainless, just for fun.