What should I do if the shit shoveler loves me too much?

Raising his legs high and landing lightly, the fat dog stepped on his toes and walked a flight of stairs silently out of the hardships of the Long March.

System: True drama master!

The people in the living room downstairs were unaware.Still looking back and forth on the Bogu shelf.

Suddenly the man paused, and slowly straightened up while holding an ornament. He no longer paid attention to other things, but carefully held that object and rubbed it back and forth.

Gu Xiang: That must be a priceless treasure!

System: Isn't this thief too arrogant?

Gu Xiang (full of confidence): I'm not afraid!

With the moonlight outside the window, Gu Xiang could clearly feel the secret joy on the thief's face.

Gu Xiang: It's time to show the real technology!

He straightened up slowly, blowing all the hair off his body, scratching the floor with his claws, making a screeching sound with every step.

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"Woo...put things down!" A low growl came from his throat, with warning and threat.As if the other party didn't follow suit, he was about to pounce on him and bite off his throat.

Hearing the sound, the people beside the bogu rack turned around slowly, and met a pair of fierce animal eyes with green light shining.

Man: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !

......

The lights in the small building came on one after another.

In the brightly lit living room, everyone sat on the sofa in pajamas and yawned.

"That's the way it is. When I'm new to a place, I don't know the bed. I can't sleep in the middle of the night and I can't find a bathroom, so I wandered around the living room a few more times, and I was taken as a thief by glutinous rice balls if I didn't want to. Hehe." Lin Jinwen said with a smile on his face. Laughing awkwardly, rubbing his nose while talking.

"Wow~ Shit Shovel Officer, he lied!" Gu Xiang was driven to the stairs farthest from the sofa by Lin Anni, but this did not prevent him from complaining to Xu Youjun across thousands of mountains and rivers.

Gu Xiang: There are such brazen people in the world!

"Today's incident was my mistake. You are orphaned and widowed. It's good to have such a vigilant dog." Lin Jinwen and Gu Xiang sat at the two ends of the living room, so they were not as embarrassed as they were just now, and they spoke eloquently. With just the right amount of understanding and a gentleman.

Gu Xiang: Bah!Dressed beast!Spicy eyes!

System: You are a beast yourself, how can you have the face to criticize others? !

"Ha~~ow~~" Lin Anni covered her mouth with her hand, yawned coquettishly, then lifted the hem of her pajamas and stood up, "Since it's a misunderstanding, let's all go back to sleep. The trouble at night One, disturbing people's dreams!" Then he turned and went upstairs.

"Then I'll go up too. I'm so sorry!" Lin Jinwen also stood up, with a gentle and appropriate apology on his face, "You Jun, you are not in good health, and raising a dog is really difficult, so don't let him mess around." Then turned around and left.

Gu Xiang: WTF, what does this bitch mean?Frame it?

"Wooooow~" The little fat dog stood up and scratched at Lin Jinwen's back for a long time. In the end, he still couldn't understand his anger, bared his fangs in hatred, and made a ferocious grimace.

"Okay, let's go up too." Xu Youjun took the restless little fat dog into his arms, rubbed it along the back twice, and then dragged the chubby dog's butt back to the room.

"Woo~" Lie back on the bed with Xu You, but Gu Xiang still felt overwhelmed.Why didn't I realize that Lin Jinwen was a scheming boy before, he was blind!

Gu Xiang: Angry into a fat man of six hundred catties.

"Didn't it tell you to have less contact with him? How about it, is it a loss?" Xu Youjun's voice was always flat, as if this time things were completely within his expectations.

"Oh? Do you know what's going on?" The fat dog turned around and looked at the shit-shoveling officer with piercing eyes. "Woo--you already knew why you didn't tell me? You made me look ugly!"

"I didn't tell you?" Xu Youjun was amused by Gu Xiang, who was about to explode with chubby face, and couldn't help poking his bulging face with his fingers, "It's really turning around and denying it. I told you to leave before." Keep him away, please return me for being so angry, now you know he is not easy to deal with?"

"Woo--then it's not you..." Gu thought about it and swallowed the word jealous, and buried his head under the paws and covered his eyes.

Gu Xiang: Mom, what a shame!Is this just the legendary self-indulgence?

System: 2333~, stupid host, is your face okay?

Lin Jinwen's arrival actually did not bring much change to Gu Xiang's life.

After all, one is a doctor who goes out early and returns late every day, and the other has nothing to do. Apart from eating and drinking, the only task is to be a cute fat dog. There are really not many intersections.

Gu Xiang quickly became acquainted with the servants in the small building.

Everyone knows that this is the young master's dog, and he loves it very much.He even changed his taste for him, slowly evolving from a vegetarian to a carnivore.Every day, I have to order a large table of meat dishes.

Gu Xiang: Tucson is broken!The one who eats meat is me, and the shit shoveler eats grass all the time.

So Gu Xiang's life was extremely nourishing, and it didn't take long for him to gain weight again.

The kitchen of the small building is in the southwest corner of the garden, where there is a chef who is trusted by Fat Dog - Fat Uncle.

The fat uncle is over fifty years old, with a big heart and a fat body.There is always a kind smile on Yuanyuan's face, and she always squints her eyes, like a kindly Maitreya Buddha.

He cooks good dishes, especially Shanghai local dishes.Whether it's meat dishes with thick oil and red sauce, or light and plain dishes, Gu Xiang can't wait to swallow his tongue, and wants to run to the kitchen every day.

"Wow~" After lunch, Xu Youjun has the habit of taking a nap.The little fat dog couldn't stay idle, so he tossed his little fat all over his body, swung his fat butt, and ran to the kitchen in small steps.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow? Noisy, noisy" as usual.

"Hey~" Gu Xiang's eyes lit up: there is gossip!

"Hey, Miss Chunhua, have you seen our new doctor Lin? He looks so handsome!"

"Dr. Lin used to come to the building often. It's not common for us not to go to the front. I heard from the Du Juan in the wife's room that this Dr. Lin is our young master's doctor. He studied Western medical skills, but it's amazing. .”

Gu Xiang made a mocking face: Hehe.

"Speaking of our young master, he is also pitiful. The master is a gambler, and the wife is outside every day. The child grows up alone. Sometimes he looks worse than the children of the peasant family."

"Forget it, which farm family can afford to take care of the young master? The doctor has been invited to the house, but it will cost a lot of money!"

Speaking of this, the woman glanced around, and whispered in a low voice: "I heard from my natal second cousin that this young master is not the master's cub!"

"Impossible! Is it true?" The rest of the women came together curiously.

"Why not? My second cousin said that Mr. Xu admitted it himself when he was drunk. My wife was pregnant with the child but couldn't find the father of the child, so in the end she had to cover up with Mr. Xu. After all, what kind of young master is just a The father is unknown..."

"Woo~Wow!~" A fierce dog barking interrupted the woman's next words, Gu Xiang was furious when he heard it, and he lowered his body and growled "Woo", looking at the nonsense mother-in-law There was a fierce light inside, and I wished I could pounce on it directly.

Those women immediately threw down the vegetables in their hands and made them.

Gu Xiang felt that it was boring, and even ignored the delicious food that he was looking forward to, so he turned and left.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he turned the corner, he saw the shit-shoveling officer who had been standing there for an indeterminate amount of time looking for him after a nap.

Xu Youjun's face was always calm, but there were huge black waves in the depths of his eyes, and it could be seen that his heart was shaken.

Gu Xiang: There is sugar in hemp egg poop, and the sugar is poisonous!

"Woo~ Lao Tie~" Gu Xiang stepped forward, gently snuggled up to Xu Youjun's side, rubbing his hairy head against his trousers back and forth, "Don't be sad, you still have me!"

"I never understood why she hated me so much." Xu Youjun said softly after a while, "Now I understand."

After he finished speaking, he lowered his body, buried his face in Gu Xiang's quilt, leaned against the corner of the wall, and sat down slowly.

The wind in early summer carries the fragrance of flowers, gentle and delicate, Gu Xiang lay on the shit shovel officer's lap and remained motionless.There was a silent trembling from the boy behind him.

Gu Xiang looked up at the sky with a sad face: Please, don't rub your nose on me.

When he returned to the room, Xu Youjun had a calm expression on his face, as if nothing had happened.

Gu Xiang: Brother, I respect you for being a man!

System: I also respect you for being a man!

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System: The target's cry, the progress bar has risen by a full twenty percent, and now it has broken through thirty and is heading towards forty.Sure enough, stupid people have stupid blessings, come on!

Gu Xiang: Who is to say stupid?You will be damned I tell you!

System: A friendly and polite smile.jpg, as long as you are happy.

Two 10 minutes later.

The little chubby dog ​​suddenly shook its big head, jumped up from the bed twisting its waist, and then landed perfectly in an almost impossible posture.

Gu Xiang: All, all, all, what did you just say? !

System: Hehe, Nothing.

Gu Xiang: You said it, 30.00%!My progress bar is over 30.00%!

System: If you know it, ask, are you a badass?

Gu Xiang: Hey hey hey, if you say yes, then go ahead.

Xu Youjun saw that Gu Xiang seemed to have taken the wrong medicine, and suddenly jumped up from the bed with a wit, and then jumped up and down with his tongue out as if he had smoked opium.

Xu Youjun: What should I do if my dog ​​seems to be infected with rabies?Wait online, hurry up!

Xu Youjun: Don't give up, don't give up, how can I save a sick you!

Xu Youjun: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Can you still make people feel sad?!

Gu Xiang: We ordinary people~ I am so happy today!

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" I don't know where I touched while jumping, and the bed split open with the sound.Gu Xiang's body lost weight, and he sank screaming.

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