[Comprehensive] Help, Lord Nan!

Since both Kusuo Saiki and Naoto Kudo were absent when the class signed up for the school sports meeting, squad leader Hui Lu volunteered to fill in two events for them, the two-person tripod and the men's 2000-meter long-distance race.

When he was told the news, Naoto Kudo felt that the sky was about to collapse, and his whole body was lifeless.

In sharp contrast to him was Hui Lu who called out on the podium, his eyes were shining brightly, and he was still as enthusiastic as ever: "Starting from tonight, our whole class will go for a run on the playground together, trying to improve our physical fitness in a short time. .”

"Oh!"

Not everyone shouted excitedly, and a very few had frighteningly pale faces.

"This is the growth of seedlings—" Kudo Naoto covered his face and sobbed, "Ah, I suddenly felt a stuffy feeling in my chest. It may be a myocardial infarction..."

Qi Mu Kusuo said coolly: "Why don't I help you insert a pipe in and guide it?" Guarantee that it will be done in one step.

"Intubate the heart directly, I'll be finished right away!" At this time, he is not stupid.

"It's just running. Is it necessary to make excuses like this?"

Look at him, no matter how long or how far he runs, he never breaks a sweat.

Naoto Kudo thought for a long time, and then said: "I am not in good health."

Saiki Kusuo glanced at him sideways: "Is this excuse different from the previous one?"

It's all nonsense, of course there is no difference.

But Naoto Kudo was still unwilling, he thought about it seriously, and finally seemed to have thought of some good idea, suddenly his eyes lit up, and he rushed towards Saiki Kusuo: "You said that if I go to Ah Shun and talk to him Change it, will it..."

Saiki Kusuo clasped his forehead with one hand, stopped the force of his pounce, and then pretended to be puzzled: "What made you have the illusion that 'you are smarter than Hai Teng'? Also, the quota for Rantang has already been filled. The application is full, you don't need to expect him to replace you."

Naoto Kudo understood what he meant, pursed his lips and said in frustration, "Okay... remember to help me when you faint later."

"You really like that excuse."

Unexpectedly, the idiot was not joking.

This time Kusuo Saiki was an eye-opener. I witnessed that this guy started panting after running less than 200 meters, staggered, and his route was even more twists and turns. He was just like a drunk, but his face was very different. His face was red, but he was extremely pale.

After Squad Leader Gray Lv set him around twice energetically, those blue eyes were finally filled with tears.

"Woo." The voice was weak, and the cat's hungry meow was stronger than his.

Poor, I don't even have the energy to cry.

Qi Mu Kusuo, who had caught him for a circle, finally slowed down and followed him at a slow pace. Seeing that he was really uncomfortable, he kindly reminded him: "If you can't stand it, stop and walk slowly. , don't hold on."

"That's the only way to go, eh." Just as Naoto Kudo stopped, he suddenly raised his hand to cover his mouth, his cheeks bulged, his eyes protruded, and the veins on his neck bulged.

Saiki Kusuo's face changed greatly: "Wait, you can't?"

Kudo Naoto didn't know where the strength came from, and suddenly rushed to the side of the road, found a tree to support him, and began to lean forward with his upper body: "Ugh—"

"..." After running more than 200 meters, I was so uncomfortable that I vomited, which is really terrible.

After all, there is still a lack of exercise.

Saiki Kusuo patted him on the back and comforted him: "Continue tomorrow, vomit and vomit, you will get used to it."

"Well, why do you have to vomit as a prerequisite!"

After a break, move on to the next one.

In addition to ordinary running, they also have three legs, combining the test of speed and tacit understanding.

Saiki Kusuo lifted his right foot and said at the same time, "First, lift your left foot. Let's walk slowly to get used to our respective rhythms."

next second.

"Crack!" Naoto Kudo threw his face on the ground.

When Saiki Kusuo gave orders just now, Kudo Naoto stepped forward with his right foot, and his left foot was tied, so when Saiki Kusuo raised his right foot, his left foot was also brought up—— Saiki Kusuo’s It's hard not to be driven by strength, so the center of gravity is out of balance, and the body falls back solidly.

"pain!"

Saiki Kusuo was a little startled when he heard such a loud voice: "Shall I help you to the infirmary?"

"No need." The people on the ground did not get up, but groaned/groaned in a prone position, "I am hopeless, Mother Earth told me that lying down is the truth."

Seeing that he really didn't intend to continue, Saiki Kusuo squatted down, intending to untie the rope and leave, but just as he took a step, the person on the ground hugged his calf.

Saiki Kusuo sighed helplessly: "Lie down as long as you want, don't drag me."

Naoto Kudo turned over and crawled forward, his arms were tightly bound around his legs, but his voice was weak: "Carry me back, I have no strength left."

"Lie down enough to give you strength."

"Whoa, you ruthless fellow!" Naoto Kudo pretended to wipe the corners of his eyes.

Saiki Kusuo stared at him speechlessly for a while, then finally nodded and said, "...OK, I'll accompany you."

"Eh, really? Huh!" Naoto Kudo let go of his hand, seeing Kusuo Saiki walking beside him, he thought he was going to help him, but he didn't expect that bastard to squat down and sit on his back , suddenly exploded, "You just accompany me like this! If this is the case, then it should be me sitting on you!"

"It was you who insisted on keeping me."

"But I didn't let you do this?"

"What is it going to do? Come on now? If you really want to do this, I'm not too bad. I'm just worried about breaking your ribs."

"I was wrong." Naoto Kudo, who was afraid of pain, whimpered immediately.

If you can't master your verbal skills, labor and capital should not argue!

"In that case, you don't get tired of talking, my ears are almost callused." Even if he didn't listen to his heart, he knew how unconvinced this guy was, so Saiki Kusuo continued to sit steadily, without moving a little The meaning of opening the buttocks.

"I will change it, definitely, I will never say this again next time."

Saiki Kusuo said solemnly: "In order for you to remember well, I will prepare lubrication, anti-inflammatory drugs and condoms at night."

It's past noon, why is this meme not over yet!

"I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong, I just owe it! You hit me, hit me hard!"

"It hurts me to beat you back. Use other physical methods. I believe you will remember the lesson better." Saiki Kusuo grabbed the hem of his jacket with his hand, making a gesture to lift it up.

This guy seems to be ready to come for real!

Naoto Kudo burst into tears: "Everyone, save me!"

It's hard for the system to respond to him, but it's still the same skillful style of throwing stones at him: "Okay, do you like cool mint-flavored lubricating fluid? I happen to have quite a few here."

The cries for help stopped abruptly, and Naoto Kudo said in pain, "...at such a critical time, you still betrayed me, my heart hurts, everything."

The system said in a familiar tone: "Heartache is similar to vomiting. It hurts and hurts, so I get used to it."

How can one or two be like this!

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I thought that this idiot would learn to behave after he had learned his lesson twice, but he never expected that Qi Mu's second floor was "attacked" that night.

Not long after lying down, Saiki Kusuo suddenly opened his eyes, and heard someone's whimpering voice coming from outside the window. He looked with his clairvoyant eyes and found that this idiot was struggling to climb up from the outer wall. It really made him turn into the bedroom through the window, the moonlight fell on the blond hair, adding a bit of holiness that he didn't have during the day, the white pajamas made his skin white and crystal clear, and the blue eyes were somewhat misty and ethereal Like an angel descending to earth.

However, as soon as he opened his mouth, such a fragile thing as temperament was immediately annihilated.

"I'm sorry, I'm here as a guest, move in, or I can sleep in it, I don't bring a pillow, so I share half." Kudo Naoto walked straight over, stretched out his hand to lift the corner of the quilt, and climbed up, There was no expression on his face that could be described as embarrassing.

Saiki Kusuo: "..." What you said before dare to be serious, you are serious!

Seeing him not moving, Kudo Naoto thought he was not happy, and immediately said angrily: "You are responsible for me, you broke my hand, and your waist was broken by you, you scoundrel!"

This angry tone made Saiki Kusuo shudder fiercely, feeling the chills on his back explode like blooming little by little—it was so frightening!

"I'm sorry, I was wrong." Please, please stop talking like that!

"Humph."

"You wash your hands first." It's too dirty.

Watching the back of Naoto Kudo opening the door, Qi Munan thought ambitiously, before going to bed tomorrow, he must remember to close the window!

But when Naoto Kudo came back to lie down, he heard him muttering in all sorts of displeasure: "I'll come back tomorrow, let's go in through the front door this time, it's too dangerous to climb the window, I almost fell just now."

"..." Dare you still want me to open the door for you!

Kneel to this level of brazenness.

Sleeping well at night is also helpful for exercising during the day. Naoto Kudo's running results are the most remarkable, and the duration is increasing little by little.

"I can't do it anymore." Naoto Kudo closed his eyes, fell back, and then firmly (zhuang) against someone.

Saiki Kusuo, who was still trapping him, helped him up helplessly: "Why do you fall to me accurately every time? Is it because you have a third eye in the back of your head?"

"After all, falling to the ground will hurt."

Saiki Kusuo was amused by his natural tone: "So it doesn't matter if you fall on me?"

In the end, this guy dared to say with a somewhat disgusted tone: "It would be even better if you could have more flesh, it's too skinny, it's a bit embarrassing."

"Actually, I don't need to lubricate, I can come directly."

"..." Qi Mu felt addicted to using this threat.

The system rarely comforted him: "You can rest assured, before you reach adulthood, with Qi Mu's sound personality, no matter what you say, it is impossible to attack you."

"In other words, I still have less than two years of reprieve left! Oh, no, Saiki is joking with me, the bastard almost believed your words, and scared me to death!" Kudo Naoto stroked Touching his chest, he forced himself to comfort himself.

The system pretended to be helpless and said, "Didn't you realize that I was joking too?"

"Well, really?" Naoto Kudo said suspiciously, "You've become so humorous recently that I'm not used to it."

System: "Hehe." You idiot.

The author has something to say: I discussed with the editor to enter v on the 29th. Due to the fact that I am basically streaking now (yes, I am a hard worker who didn’t save the manuscript), I have work on the 29th and don’t have so much time to code words, so , The 28th will be broken for another day to catch up with the chapters. The trick is that I have to go hiking with my family in the morning of the Double Ninth Festival, so I only have half a day on the evening of the 27th and the 28th. I can’t guarantee [-] words— —The hand speed is really slow, but six thousand should be barely enough, let's try harder on this basis.

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