[Comprehensive] Help, Lord Nan!

One month after the campus festival, that is, less than three weeks from now, there will be another large-scale event—the school sports meeting.

Ha, you ask why PK Academy held two events in a short period of time?Of course, rich and willful~

In order to increase the fun and strengthen the competitive spirit and enthusiasm among the students, this time it was jointly held with another university, and a generous prize (campus trip to Okinawa) was set up. The winning party can get funds from the losing party. Travel at the end of the month.

It seems fair on the surface, but Saiki Kusuo, who has the ability of telepathy, has seen through the truth one step earlier-in fact, even the loser can go on a trip, only half a year late.

So, the world of adults is so dark.

However, this level of deception will not lead to too bad results. At most, the school leaders will be covered with sacks and beaten up-some brave people in the past have really done this.

However, Saiki Kusuo soon realized that he was still a figure.

At the class meeting during the lunch break, the well-known sportsman in the whole school fucked the ground madman Gray Squad Leader Lu pumped his fists and shouted hoarsely: "Come on everyone, this time, we must get the whole school, er, no, it should be the No. .1!"

Those idiots in the class who are prone to boil blood: "Oh!"

After receiving the response, Hui Lu became even more excited, and swore: "If it doesn't work, all our boys will shave their heads!"

"Oh!"

This time, many more female voices responded, probably because the content of the oath had nothing to do with them, so they also joined in the fun.

Saiki Kusuo was speechless: "Oh ghost! Do your brains only smoke and follow blindly!"

Suddenly he felt a heavy weight on his shoulders, turned his head and saw Naoto Kudo holding his right hand and raising it upwards, which caught him off guard and really made him raise his arm.

"Wait, what are you doing!"

"Swear!" Naoto Kudo resigned righteously, "Don't be afraid of being bald if you are a man!"

Saiki Kusuo: "..." No, as long as it is a man, it is afraid of this, and Hui Lu is talking about shaved head, not bald, there is still a big difference between the two.

Seeing that Saiki Kusuo turned his gaze away shyly (wu) blushingly (nai), Naoto Kudo was stunned for a moment, then suddenly thought of something, he clenched his hand subconsciously, and when the former looked at him in confusion, he raised his hand to cover his mouth On the other side, he said in a voice that only two people could hear: "Kusuo, I don't want to doubt your intentions, but if you need to consult the opinions of those around you, I can work hard to cooperate, although I have no experience..."

If you just listen to these words, Saiki Kusuo may only feel confused, but combined with his inner voice at this time, Saiki Kusuo's mood suddenly becomes very delicate.

The idiot didn't notice the changing eyes of the other party at all, and continued to whisper: "Well, even if you have doubts about your own male identity and want to have... surgery or something, go to the hospital alone If you feel scared, I can also accompany you."

Seems more and more embarrassed in the back, so I deliberately looked away!

Saiki Kusuo sneered, and suddenly stretched out his claws to grab the idiot's wrist, and smiled viciously at him: "How could I be dissatisfied with myself, but it's helpful to me for you to mention this over and over again." What a misunderstanding! Okay, anyway, now is the rest time, let's go out and find a place with few people and have a good chat."

Naoto Kudo was stunned for a moment, his dull nerves finally sent an alarm at a critical moment, he quickly showed a pair of teary eyes like a dog, and said weakly: "If you misunderstand, just explain it, you don't need to find a place, it's so troublesome... ...I was wrong wrong, sorry, I was wrong!"

"If you make a mistake, you will be punished. Come with me." Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Saiki Kusuo grabbed Naoto Kudo by his collar and dragged him out from the back door of the classroom.

Although he felt that he was about to face a catastrophe, Naoto Kudo still couldn't control his mouth: "Wait, under normal circumstances, shouldn't you say something like 'Knowing your mistakes can make you better, don't do it again next time', Then he smiled, let me go! Ah, can I go with you! My neck hurts, my feet are smoking, it hurts!"

"It's better for a guy with a bad brain to remember lessons with his body."

Naoto Kudo said with tears in his eyes: "My body, to be honest, I really don't like pain, so don't use whips, candles, etc., please!"

Saiki Kusuo: "..."

Tease my bottom line again and again, you really want to die, right?

"Ugh-"

It is said that during the lunch break that day, there was a terrifying scream somewhere in the school, but the school has not been able to find the source of this phenomenon. As a result, there is another incredible rumor in the PK Academy-the roar of death.

It's normal not to find anyone.

Invisibility - the powerful ability to deceive the eyes, the superpower that can make real people or things "disappear" from the world.

on the roof of the school.

"Whoa—help—"

"Shout, shout, no one will save you even if you shout your throat."

"I don't need to shout, but don't force yourself, your spine will be broken, broken!"

Sai Mu Kusuo sat back on his waist, hooped his legs and bent back. Although he felt that he didn't use much strength, the people below were howling hoarsely, which made him a little dumbfounded.

"Don't worry, your spine won't be broken, but your liver is really bad. In the future, don't stay up late and touch fried food less. There are so many problems with your body at a young age."

The liver problem is not detected, but Saiki Kusuo knows that he goes to bed very late every day, and dinner at his house is not bad, but at noon, this guy often buys some particularly greasy or even fried meat and vegetables. There are also few, and the overall diet and sleep seem to be very unhealthy.

"I can't help it. I don't sleep well. I keep rolling off the bed. Recently, I keep falling on my back. It should be because of this injury." In his answer, he completely ignored the question of diet.

Saiki Kusuo joked, "Wouldn't it be better to just sleep on the floor?"

"I don't want it, the bed is relatively soft, ah." He suddenly raised his head, as if thinking of something, then turned his head, intending to look back, but because of his posture, his neck couldn't be held back at all.

"Ah what?"

"Last time I slept well at your house, why don't we sleep together in the future? Although the single bed is a bit narrow, as long as I grit my teeth, I shouldn't roll down." Naoto Kudo thought He gave a good suggestion, and even his voice revealed a bit of liveliness and joy.

However, another person has the exact opposite feeling.

As soon as he said "grit his teeth", Saiki Kusuo felt a pain in his chest, and an indescribable pain came from a point near the heart, and then slowly spread to the whole body.

Yes, as long as you grit your teeth, labor and management will wake up in pain, bastard!

"Why don't you even give up your morals for the sake of your spine!"

Naoto Kudo seemed to have realized something, and he gasped in shock. He thought he would change his words, but unexpectedly he nodded, and then said very brazenly: "Hearing what you said, it is indeed a bit of a sense of crisis, but Don't you have someone you like! Please don't empathize with me! I just want to develop a pure bed partner relationship with you, don't get me wrong!"

What the hell is a pure bed partner relationship!

Moreover, labor and management are talking about integrity, not chastity!

"It hurts, it hurts, don't force it, it hurts!" Saiki Kusuo subconsciously exerted force, and Naoto Kudo burst into tears.

"Kudou, no, Naoto-san, you seem to have forgotten that a man is actually a kind of animal that thinks with its lower body, so don't think that it's safe like this. When a man is hungry, he will be hungry."

The contrast between Saiki Kusuo's flat tone and the content was too great, so Naoto Kudo, who has always only listened to the tone of his voice, completely regarded this as a joke, without any sense of crisis that he should have, and even rushed in the opposite direction. He expressed his dissatisfaction: "Why are you hungry! Don't say that it's like expired food, but what you said makes sense. If one day you lose your mind, my little chrysanthemum will be finished."

Saiki Kusuo smiled softly: "Don't worry, I will prepare medicine, lubrication and anti-inflammatory, absolutely complete."

System: Why is this kid so proficient?

Naoto Kudo didn't seem to expect him to retort like this, and a drop of cold sweat immediately dripped down on his forehead: "No, no, no, any trouble must be killed at the source... Why don't I buy you a masturbation cup baby, just treat it as Your birthday present. By the way, what model are you?"

Saiki Kusuo sneered and said, "Coincidentally, I don't know, why don't you help me measure it with your hands?"

When Kudo Naoto heard it, he was sweating profusely: "No, if it looks like a toothpick there, we will be very embarrassed."

Saiki Kusuo felt an evil fire in his stomach rushing up to his chest, burning his heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys, and unconsciously added a little more strength to his hands, then he took a deep breath, and said every word The words were pulled out between the teeth, and he said clearly: "It's okay, I don't mind."

The back of the hand was wrapped in a warm palm that didn't belong to him, and the fingers were suppressed and pulled in a little bit, as if the fingertips had rubbed against something, Naoto Kudo immediately frowned: "I don't mind, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" It's broken, it's broken!"

Saiki Kusuo wrote lightly: "It's okay, I'll pick it up for you when it's broken, and it's guaranteed to be exactly the same as before it was broken."

"Crack."