[Comprehensive] Help, Lord Nan!

For Kudo Naoto, the scariest thing about this school sports meeting is not the training that made him vomit day after day, nor the pain of being pressed down by Saiki Kusuo after waking up in the morning, so heavy that he was almost suffocated Not to mention the inexplicable and increasingly tacit understanding between Saiki Kusuo and the system's sarcasm towards him.

But unknowingly, the day before the school sports meeting, he found out that the school jointly held with PK Academy this time was a high school named Didan.

The moment he heard the name, Naoto Kudo's mind buzzed, his eyes went dark, and he passed out.

When he woke up, he was lying on the bed in the infirmary, and Kusuo Saiki was sitting on the chair next to him. The latter was staring out the window in a daze, but suddenly turned his head without warning, and confronted Naoto Kudo who had just opened his eyes. up sight.

"Wake up." Saiki Kusuo greeted calmly, as if he knew that he would wake up at this time.

"Kusuo?" Naoto Kudo sat up, rubbed his head, suddenly seemed to remember something, widened his eyes, and asked Saiki Kusuo nervously, "Is the school sports meeting over, over, over?" ?”

Saiki Kusuo was silent for a while, avoiding his expectant eyes, and sighed: "The lunch break is almost over, if you are not awake, you can sleep for a while."

Naoto Kudo gritted his teeth: "What date is it today?"

Saiki Kusuo announced a date expressionlessly.

"Why hasn't today passed yet!" Naoto Kudo rolled in pain, rolled out of bed, and fell to the ground on his face, "It hurts!"

"What are you doing?"

Saiki Kusuo came over to help him up, but unexpectedly, the idiot who was lying on the ground and crying non-stop suddenly jumped up and rushed towards him, knocked him down to the ground with his whole body weight, and then In the posture of pounced on, weeping bitterly: "Qi Mu, no, God Nan, Lord Nan God, please, please save me!"

This sudden shock was too difficult to resist.

Saiki Kusuo: "...you get off me first, it's so heavy."

However, Naoto Kudo grabbed his collar even tighter, and tears flowed like a faucet: "Master Nanshen, this time I'm really doomed, please, please, Help me, I'm still young, I haven't been in love yet, woo woo woo, I'm not reconciled to being put in prison like this!"

"Please take your head off my shoulder first, the clothes are wet." Saiki Kusuo still pushed his shoulder very lightly in disgust - there is no way, if it is too strong, it may turn into murder .

It's just that such an overly gentle force made Naoto Kudo think that he was softening his heart, so he planned to use more force.

He raised his fingers and swore: "Really, God Nan, as long as you help me, you will be my boss from now on. I can do whatever you want me to do. If you let me go east, I will never go west!"

"It's not Nanshen, it's Kusuo, please talk about how to help first, and I'll think about it later."

When Naoto Kudo saw that he still refused to answer, he became furious and bit his hand: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (If you don't agree, I'll fuck you)! "

Saiki Kusuo: "..."

The system that has been silently watching the joke: "..."

What is this idiot saying?

The corner of Saiki Kusuo's mouth twitched: "That is to say, if I promise you, you will lie down and let me fuck you?"

Naoto Kudo had a shocked expression of "Are you kidding?": "Huh? How is this possible!"

"Then why should I promise you?"

"You, you, aren't you afraid that the little chrysanthemum will be lost!"

Saiki Kusuo sighed: "Xiao Zhi-san, although it seems a bit shameless for me to say this, but, to be honest, I really don't think that a guy who can breathe fast and pass out after running two steps can put me down."

The sarcasm was too obvious, and Naoto Kudo frowned when he heard it: "What the hell are you saying that anyone who runs two steps will faint, you bastard!"

"Three steps."

"What's the point of just adding one more step!"

Seeing that he was about to cry, Saiki Kusuo said helplessly: "Okay, okay, I promise, tell me, what can you do for me?"

Naoto Kudo let go of his mouth in satisfaction, and then expressed his concerns.

To Saiki Kusuo's surprise, what frightened this coward was not some special person from Didan High School that he guessed in his heart, but Didan High School itself.

"Before I transferred to another school and came here, I stayed in Didan High School for a month." It was a month of nightmares.

Somehow, in that month, there were four bloody incidents in the school, and ten people died one after another.

What frightened him the most was that those ten people were somehow involved with him, so he was arrested as a murder suspect four times in a row.

If his cousin Kudo Shinichi hadn't come forward to solve the case and uncover the real culprit, he would probably be in jail by now.

Naoto Kudo said firmly: "So I'm sure that Tedan High School and I are absolutely destined to clash." Otherwise, how could we be involved in the murder case again and again!

"After that, you will transfer here."

"That's right. Some time ago I called to check on my cousin. I called his home phone several times in a row, but no one answered. Later, I called the former head teacher directly and found out that he asked the school for help. It’s been a vacation, and I haven’t gone to school for almost half a month.” Speaking of this, Naoto Kudo’s face was covered with haze, and he always felt that his bad luck involved his innocent cousin.

"Are you worried that something might happen in this school sports meeting?"

Naoto Kudo said with tears in his eyes: "I don't want to be arrested as a murderer anymore, oh-my cousin is not here this time, I always feel that I am going to die! God Nan, please, tomorrow you must, absolutely Come with me!"

To put it bluntly, I want to have a witness who can prove his innocence, but...

"Don't you think this kind of preparatory action is a necessary standard for a suspect?"

Kudo Naoto QAQ: "Please don't set a flag for me!"

No matter how nervous and frightened Naoto Kudo was, the next day's school sports meeting will still be held as usual, and because it is a joint event between the two schools, the momentum will be bigger and the atmosphere will be more enthusiastic.

"Wow, those two girls are so cute, let's strike up a conversation later."

"Okay."

This is the painting style of the class next door.

"Victory, victory, victory!" Hui Lugao raised his arms and shouted.

"Victory, victory, victory!" A group of fanatics who seemed to be drugged followed him and shouted slogans foolishly.

This is the style of their class three.

"Victory, uh!" Kudo Naoto touched the back of his head in dull pain, and glared at Saiki Kusuo next to him, "Why do you always like to pat the back of my head recently? , you support me!"

"It's not hard to take care of you."

"Huh?" Naoto Kudo's eyes lit up, "Really, are you really willing to raise me? I don't mind being a rice bug!"

System: "IQ has grown into a worm."

Saiki Kusuo smiled at him: "It's enough to stuff three pieces of chocolate every day, and I have three meals in the morning, lunch and evening."

The piece of chocolate on Valentine's Day can make him choke, the taste is really... so magical!

"You don't need to be so economical!" Naoto Kudo tugged on his sleeve and pleaded, "At least one meal is normal. If you eat chocolate all the time, you will easily get diabetes!"

Saiki Kusuo grabbed his wrist with his backhand: "Let's go, it's time for us to be three-legged."

Naoto Kudo twitched his eyebrows, then raised his empty hand to cover his face and wailed: "It feels like my face is starting to ache."

"..."

As it turned out, his concerns were prescient.

"Snapped!"

After the referee blew the whistle, the guy fell straight forward and fell to the ground hard. There was a fairly obvious sound of breathing around him. The girls in the support team wanted to rush up to help him immediately, but just stepped forward I saw him get up calmly again, as "strong" as a normal person-he is really used to falling.

"Didn't I say it before, you just need to hold on to my shoulders?" Saiki Kusuo had predicted it when he hurriedly raised his leg, so he was already prepared. When the idiot fell down, his upper body shook Akira—was pulled by his arm, but his foot was still very stable.

"Well, as soon as I saw them running away, I became anxious. I didn't turn my head around. It seems that I have lost this time."

"At least, try your best until the end."

"Ok!"

When he stood up, the two started again, but this time the speed was a bit unusually fast.

"Wow - it's so fast, it's not so fast in training before! I always feel that my legs are a little out of control, and they move by themselves, so amazing!" Naoto Kudo excitedly yelled in Saiki Kusuo's ear , "God Nan, God Nan, I think we are so powerful!"

Of course, the body is no longer under your control.

"Don't move around, and," Saiki Kusuo raised his hand, and slapped him on the waist fiercely, "My name is Kusuo, not Kushen."

"You just don't want to pat my waist, it hurts!"

Although there were some hiccups at the beginning of the game, the two eventually completed the schedule.

Because of the superpower bonus, they were not the last ones to reach the finish line, and some teams fell in the middle. Their team came from behind, overtook several teams, and got not bad results.

However, after the game, Saiki Kusuo's expression suddenly became a little weird.

Naoto Kudo noticed it by accident, and asked, "What's wrong with you, what's wrong with you?"

"Nothing." I just found the prisoner and saw the place where he placed the bomb by the way.

To be honest, in this world, there are really not many secrets that can be hidden from people with superpowers who can read minds and predict the future.

It's just that the prisoner actually installed the bomb in the bathroom, which is a perfect location.

"Liar, tell me!"

Saiki Kusuo is really not good at lying, even Kudo Naoto could see through that he was talking nonsense, so in desperation, he lied again and said that when he went to the bathroom just now, he found a bomb/bomb in the cubicle—the fact The location of the installation on the phone is very ingenious. If you don't pay attention to it, you can't find it. But what the prisoner encountered was a cheating device with clairvoyant eyesight.

When Naoto Kudo heard this, he was immediately shocked. People would come and go in and out of a public place like the bathroom at any time, and it was good not to mention it, but as soon as it was mentioned, he felt a little nervous down there.

Saiki Kusuo comforted: "Don't worry, it won't explode if I'm here." In less than a second, he can send the bomb/bomb into the universe, and it will definitely not let it explode in the school.

"Kusuo, I know you have a gentle and great heart, but..." Naoto Kudo pursed his lips, and said with a look of disbelief, "Please don't say such words that will set a flag, no matter what, I hope you can Live well!"

"..." It's not easy to resist the urge to send him to heaven.

Saiki Kusuo twitched the corner of his mouth, and showed that faint murderous smile again: "Okay, since you think so, then if the bomb/bomb is about to explode, I will throw you on it."

Kudo Naoto QAQ: "No such thing!"

"If you don't, wouldn't you live up to your evaluation? I can't bear the adjective great by myself, so I can only find a little partner to share it with, haha."

However, the joke is a joke, how could Kusuo Saiki allow his school to be destroyed by the bomb/bomb? As early as when he discovered the bomb/bomb, he did some tricks on it, completely eliminating the possibility of the bomb/bomb being detonated sex.

Therefore, the criminal who chose the PK Academy to commit the crime was really unlucky for eight lifetimes.

The author has something to say: Tomorrow, I will climb a mountain in Chongyang... I am so desperate, it is rare that I am given a vacation this year, and I am actually going to climb a mountain! ! !It is said that mountain climbing can transfer luck... The summary is my current mood orz

We will see you the day after tomorrow, enter v on the 29th, thank you for your support.

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ps: Let me talk about it here first. The next few chapters are all related to Conan. The case is not the focus. It is still taking the daily funny route. Now it is tentatively written here, but I am not sure whether the outline will be revised in the future, and then I will write Going to Conan, so I added a second premise - the original author of Conan said that it only took about half a year for Conan to become smaller (frankly, N spring and winter seasons have passed after half a year), but here I have The time may be extended in order to match the development of the main line. Of course, it is only possible. After all, it is hard to say whether I will revise the outline later.