romeo and fourier

Fu Li got up very early today. For some reason, he couldn't sleep well all night. He also had a vague dream. He dreamed that Luo Yuting's idiot was following behind him. He didn't know him for a few days. He revealed his broken family background completely.

"My father is a well-known carpenter of ours! He is super powerful and awesome, and he would have to charge five strings of copper coins if he wanted to carve a pothole! Five strings! Young master, don't think I'm something I have a lot of background for any silver! Those girls in our village..."

Fu Li had a look of disgust at the time, and only replied with one sentence: "When will you change your scumbag accent and talk to me again... Don't follow me, don't you bother me!"

But I have to say, that guy was really brainwashing me with the magic sound at the beginning, and within a few days, he actually said when he was setting up the army formation: "Our left front army... Bah, our left front army... "

Thinking about it, I really want to poke my eyes.

Although that guy is really stupid, annoying and clingy as hell, what he said is not bragging.Whether or not his father is a carpenter is unknown, but at least Luo Yuting can make many interesting objects with his own hands.

It seems that to prove that he is also a person with two brushes, Luo Yuting likes to make something for him when he has nothing to do. I heard that Marshal Fu likes bald eagles, and he also has two in the yard. Baba carved a wooden sculpture of an eagle spreading its wings, and added a line of text underneath: [To my love - Fu Tingli]

There is one apostrophe missing in the character Zhi, and it can be seen that it has been revised and revised several times. The wood underneath is a layer lighter than the other characters, but the characters Fu Tingli at the back are correct, horizontal and vertical Honestly, it doesn't look like it was written by one person.Fu Tingli... It seems that only these three words, that guy's writing looks like something written by human claws.

It's a pity that the wood carving of the bald eagle was the first gift that those two fools gave him. At that time, I was so proud and arrogant that I didn't like him, so I turned around and gave the wood carving award to a subordinate. Now that I think about it... ...It really hurts a little, that fool must have been sad for a while back then.

"Da da da!"

Fu Li was thinking in a daze, when he suddenly heard the sound of horseshoes rattling outside the window, he was startled suddenly, stayed for two seconds, got up in a hurry and went downstairs, and pushed open the door——

A horse, a real horse all black!

Horses...real horses...horses...horses...horses...horses...

Fu Li's eyes widened, and only this word was left in his mind.God knows how much he loved horses in his previous life. His only two hobbies were collecting guns and collecting horses. The stables in the mansion can be as large as the villa he lives in now. There are more than 30 top-quality horses in it, which are replaced every day. It's like riding a horse, and the round is just finished for a month, not to mention how happy it is.But in this ghost place, in this ghost age, no one rides a horse anymore?It really made him resent for a long time...

"Hi……"

Fu Li approached cautiously, reached out and approached the black horse, "Why are you here by yourself? Did you get lost?"

The dark horse snorted on its own and ignored him.

Fu Lixiang thought about it, and suddenly remembered that the horse was of Australian nationality, so he immediately changed his words: "Hi, Why are youalone here? Getting lost?"

The black horse turned its head and stared straight at him. Fu Li immediately laughed and began to communicate with a beast in bird language.After communicating for half an hour, the result was that he finally happily rode on his noble back, and then lay on the horse's back and hugged the horse's neck, his eyes bubbling with happiness.

Hey, I can finally ride a horse!

Fu Li held the rein with both hands and straightened his waist, shouting excitedly: "Drive!"

The black horse shook his head and ignored him again.

Fu Li was stunned, and changed his words again: "No, I mean...Yeah! Go! WOW! Ya! Shit!"

In short, after trying all kinds of messy passwords, Uncle Ma finally twisted his buttocks and jumped out.

Riding...riding...finally!Aww...

Fu Li felt the rush of wind and lightning on both sides of his ears, and he wished he could shout out at the top of his voice.The area where Luo Ou lives is an old wealthy area in Melbourne. The streets are wide and bright, and there are lush green trees on both sides. It is exactly the same as the racecourse in his memory.

He couldn't help but recall that in the past, every time he won a battle, he had to race a horse with Luo Yuting. The two won and lost each other, but every time they competed heartily.Speaking of which, Luo Yuting was kind to him in every possible way, but he couldn't be completely generous when it came to the "horse".

At that time, the way of catching horses was also simple and rude. Whoever tamed them belonged to them, but Luo Yuting was also unlucky. When he met a good horse, he would never be there, so that most of the thousand-mile horses in the mansion were caught by Fu Tingli. , so that every time he rode past Luo Yuting, that guy would always have such an aggrieved and pitiful expression: QAQ

It's a shame for a rough old man to show such a motherly look in his eyes, but at that time, I actually... felt so cute?He also deliberately rode all kinds of expensive horses in front of his eyes, just to stimulate the idiot, biting his mouth and moaning aggrievedly.

Once, he deliberately ran up to Luo Yuting to provoke him: "I heard that you finally caught a 'White-hoofed Crow'? Lend me to ride."

Luo Yuting: "QAQ"

"What? How many times have you begged me to ride 'Yuhui'? Is it enough to lend me your ride once?"

Luo Yuting: "QAQ"

"..."

Fu Li really felt angry and funny at the time, but he just wanted to see how aggrieved he was, so he stimulated him all day, and finally succeeded in borrowing the horse.

Then, I rode for three full days.

"Pay! Ting! Li!"

No matter how much you love him to death, for a person who loves horses like his life, it really has reached the limit.

"You, you, you... give me back my little black!"

"Do not."

"You!" Luo Yuting stomped his feet angrily, but he couldn't do anything with him, his eyes were so red that he was about to cry, "I managed to catch a good horse! There are so many good horses in your stable, why are you robbing me! I, I, I...you...you are going to piss me off!"

When he was excited, the local dialect came out. Seeing him beating his chest and stamping his feet, Fu Li was so depressed that he was going crazy. He finally jumped off the horse with a smile and said provocatively, "Borrow another day."

"..."

"Only for one day, do you want to borrow it?"

"You, you... have borrowed it for three days..."

"I'm just asking if you want to borrow it."

"..." The second idiot sniffled and asked cautiously, "Just one day? Really?"

"what."

"Then...then...then..."

"Ok?"

"...QAQ"

It's like bullying mentally handicapped children...

It was the first time that Fu Li felt that this man who was slovenly and carefree, joking and joking all day long was quite cute.

Speaking of which, the black horse and the white-hoofed crow are quite similar, I don't know who lost it, and I have to find a way to return it to them.Thinking this way, he happened to come back from a full circle, and saw Luo Ou standing far in front of the courtyard gate, staring straight at him with very complicated eyes.

Why are you looking at me like that?

and many more.

Alarm bells rang in Fu Li's heart—brat, do you want to snatch a horse from me just like his great-grandfather?

Regardless, I won’t give you a ride!

With a sullen face, Fu Li drove his horse to Luo Ou, looked down at him noble and coldly and said, "What are you looking at?"

Luo Ou looked constipated, and held back for a while before asking, "Fu Li, do you like riding horses?"

"Ah."

"Hmm... well, it's good... riding a horse is good..."

This guy didn't know what he was thinking, his eyes were glazed, he was dying, Fu Li didn't bother to think about it, jumped off the horse, and stared at him for a while, he didn't seem to have any special interest in this horse , was relieved, and said: "It should be lost at a nearby neighbor's house. I will report to the police station in a while, and the horse will be placed in the yard first."

"Uh, oh, well..."

Seeing that he didn't even glance at the black horse, Fu Li was completely at ease, and happily handed him the rope, and said, "Then watch it for me for a while, I'll go to the police station...don't ride secretly!"

"okay."

Sure enough, it's better to be a great-great-grandson, without the stink of his great-grandfather.

"By the way, the police station is quite far away. Lend me your car. I'll drive there and be right back."

Luo Ou was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly his eyes widened.

"what happened?"

"You... you want to drive my car?"

"Well, let me use it. I'll call you later for the gas fee. What's the matter, is it inconvenient?"

"No, it's not inconvenient...you, do you really want to drive my car?"

Fu Li was taken aback, and suddenly felt...why are these words so familiar?

"What's wrong? Can't you just turn it on?"

"No, it's not impossible...it's not impossible, just...that...um..."

"...What's your expression?"

"Um, uh...uh..."

Luo Ou pursed his mouth and looked at him with teary eyes: "Can...don't borrow it?"

"why?"

"........."

"........."

1 minute later.

Luo Ou: "QAQ"

Fu Li: "..."

The author has something to say: Marshal Luo: "My horse QAQ"

Luo Ershao: "Master's car QAQ"

"The head can be cut off! The blood can flow! What's under the crotch can't be taken away!" Said Marshal Luo & Second Young Master Luo.