romeo and fourier

The car and so on, in the end, I still couldn't borrow it.

Luo Ou would rather drive him and accompany him with a smile all the way, but he is determined not to let him touch the steering wheel.Just pay for it, who cares about a broken car?Are ten Lamborghinis worth one horseshoe?

At the end of the report, the owner of the horse came to him quickly, but Fu Li never saw Luo Ou's yellow sports car again.

As for what?Fu Li haha ​​again, still loves me hard, super hard... What a fart!Sure enough, the surname Luo doesn't have a good thing, cheap love!

Luo Ou didn't know what happened afterwards, not only hid the sports car, but also surrounded the entire backyard within a few days.

Fu Li had just finished class that day, and he heard the sound of ding ding bang bang from the direction of Luo Ou's house from a distance. The banner went around in a big circle, and it was impossible to see what the hell was going on inside.Fu Li was not curious either. Seeing Luo Ou lying on the sofa and swiping his phone like salted fish, he probably hired some engineering team to renovate the backyard, so he didn't worry about it. He took off his clothes and put on an apron, and gave it to his dear silly grandson. I went to cook.

It's been like this for a month, and this morning, Fu Li went to work in the museum as usual.

"Larry and the others are coming over again today..."

As soon as he entered the door, Lu Yun complained to him with a sad face: "It's strange, since we closed the museum, no one has gone crazy. If it has nothing to do with our museum, I don't even believe it..."

Fu Li checked all the collections and found nothing wrong, so he asked, "When will he come?"

"It should be soon, it's ten o'clock..."

Before I finished speaking, I DV~DV~~ again outside the door, saying Cao Cao Cao Cao will be there.

Larry took a USB this time, and I don’t know if he was overwhelmed by it. He felt that his head looked rounder than last time: “We recorded some videos of patients, please see if you can provide them. Some clues."

Lu Yun, Fu Li, and several other employees of the museum sat down neatly and nodded in unison. Larry breathed out tiredly, and connected the USB to the computer. Everyone looked up at the projection, a little nervous.

"Cuckoo——!!!"

Everyone was shocked and almost jumped out of their chairs in fright.

Larry explained bitterly: "This is a Chinese, he also speaks Chinese, and he kept gurgling, and we couldn't figure out what he was trying to express..."

As if responding to Larry, the Chinese man on the screen yelled in despair again: "Cuckoo!!!! Cuckoo!!"

All: "..."

Lu Yun scratched his head, without a clue: "This...we don't know very well..."

Larry guessed that his mentality had collapsed, he hummed numbly, and prepared to change to the next video.

But the next second...

"16 years! How do you want me to wait for you for 16 years! Coo! Why do you have to leave for 16 years!"

All: "..."

Lu Yun's eyes widened, trembling: "Ten, 16 years?"

Another employee was also trembling: "Googoo...?"

Fu Li couldn't understand at all, so he simply paralyzed his face to the end, with an attitude of an unfathomable and unfathomable expert who has already seen through everything.

Larry hurriedly said, "Do you have any clues?"

"Uh... look at it for a while..."

So another ten seconds passed.

"Auntie, Guo'er's heart hurts so much, ah~~ When I think of you, my heart hurts to pieces, why does this unfeeling flower torture me, a person who loves so much... Ah~~~Auntie——!"

All: "..."

Seeing everyone's indescribable appearance, Larry immediately explained to the side: "This person lives alone, and he was probably watching TV before he went crazy. When we found him, the TV next to him was on. As for what he watched at that time, we can't guess. gone."

Lu Yun hesitated to speak, and said weakly: "First...then look at the next one."

Seeing that they seemed to have an idea, Larry quickly clicked on the next video.

"Ah! My legs!"

A beautiful young woman appeared in the camera, covering her face, looking down at her legs, crying with joy.

"I have legs at last, ah, I have legs at last!"

Everyone: "..." Which show is this?

The angel in white beside the young woman seemed to be about to collapse: "Sister, your legs are beautiful, straight and thin, and you look good. Let's go back to the room and lie down for a while."

"Go? You want me to go?" The young woman looked at her in pain. "Every step I take is like stepping on a knife's edge. It hurts so much that my heart is bleeding. You...you are so cruel!"

The little nurse clutched her chest and sobbed: "I'm so cruel, isn't it because I'm afraid that you will turn into a bubble and fly away? If you don't leave, you will turn into a bubble and never see the prince again!"

The young woman was stunned, and immediately became excited: "Don't! Don't! I can bear the pain, and I can endure the pain! The prince is mine, and I can't let that bitch get his way!"

As he said that, he staggered and struggled forward to the little nurse next to him: "Ah! It hurts! My feet, my legs...Ah! No, for the sake of my prince...Ah! Fucking pain! I am ahhh!"

Little nurse: "Sister, we are quality little princesses, we must be more elegant if we are crazy..."

The backs of the two gradually disappeared into the camera, and Larry said with emotion: "The medical staff are really angels."

All unanimously echoed: "Moving Australia, moving Australia."

"The eldest sister's family said that she was reading fairy tales to her children at the time, and suddenly she went crazy and wanted to see His Royal Highness, but the key was to pull her husband over, and she didn't even look at it. If this is cured, the two of them may be cold..."

Everyone was heartbroken, but Lu Yun was stunned and said, "She was reading a story to the child?"

"Yes."

Lu Yun glanced at Fuli, and found that the other party was still looking like an immortal cultivator, so he could only hold back his doubts and followed Larry to watch the third video.

"This person, we suspect that he is a potential psychopath, you see."

The shot was shot from top to bottom, like a surveillance video of a square. Fuli has been to this square several times. There are seventy or eighty statues of little red men in it. Each movement is different. Standing in a long row, it looks very spectacular.The designer is a Chinese, and he is quite famous in the art circle. Many people came here specially to take photos with some of them, but... a strange thing gradually came into the camera.

The moment the strange flower enters the camera, Fu Li's face of a worldly expert descends immediately!

I... Fuck!Why are you, the second idiot, everywhere? !

The man in the camera is tall and strong, with an excellent figure, wearing a famous brand on his body, which has the illusion of a model on a catwalk.

Ha ha, just an illusion.

Seventy or eighty little red men stood in a long row crookedly from east to west. Someone hopped up to the first little red man, took a look, and then stretched his arms and legs to start his performance.

The first little red man has his legs spread apart, his hands on his hips, and his buttocks are turned ninety degrees to the left.

——A certain strange flower circled the little red man, then spread her legs, pinched her waist and shook her body, twisted her buttocks to the left, and twisted to a height that ordinary people could not reach... perfect cosplay.

The second little red man, the golden rooster, is independent, holding the sky with one hand and covering his crotch with the other, sticking out a part of his tongue.

——A certain strange woman circled the little red man again, then immediately hung her legs in mourning, thrust her hips forward, rolled her eyes and stuck out her whole tongue.

Fu Li silently stared at the big red mark in the upper right corner of the screen: Suspected mentally ill, need to focus on observation.

Larry explained conscientiously: "There are 76 statues in this square. It took this man two hours to imitate from the first one to the last one, and his movements were extremely exaggerated, scaring half of the surrounding children away."

Fu Li: "..." Hehehe.

Larry sighed again: "It's really because this guy's expression is too ferocious, and the original face can't be deciphered no matter how we analyze it, we are really very sorry."

Fu Li: "..." I am even more regretful. Do you understand the pain of lack of successors and neglect?

"Fortunately, although the identity is difficult to find, we have at least confirmed that this... suspected mentally retarded gentleman is indeed connected with the museum." Larry said, pulling the progress bar back, and then zooming in on the screen, zooming in again , The white T-shirt on "Mr. Mentally Disabled" bloomed in front of his eyes.

All members of the museum: "..."

A photo was photocopied on the T-shirt: long hair fluttering, tall, white dress fluttering in the wind, like a delicate flower in spring.

It's the face of this delicate flower, it looks familiar...

Larry: "I've seen this beauty several times in Federation Square, and she's been handing out leaflets all the time. Is she an employee of your museum? Why can't I see her every time I come?"

No one answered, silence, silence is Cambridge tonight.

Larry didn't care, he casually pointed to a line of words next to the photo, and asked sincerely: "I can't understand the Chinese on this dress, can someone translate it for me?"

Continue to be silent, silence is tonight's Shengxiao.

On the screen, next to a stunning "beauty" who has amazed time, a line of text stands out and is unobstructed:

[The original partner is already hung up, don't be afraid!Rest assured and boldly chase!Strive to sleep with a male god!Hahaha!Go——! 】

……

When Luo Ou got up in the morning, Fu Li had already been out for a long time.He forgot that today was Fuli's part-time job, and he habitually ran to knock on the door next door when he woke up, but when he arrived at the door, he found a piece of A4 paper on the door, which explained Fuli's whole day in detail At the end of the itinerary, several lines of remarks were attached: [...the rice is kept warm in the rice cooker, and the shrimp soup is also simmered in the pot. Cover the two dishes you like with plates. Remember to heat them in the microwave for 2 Minutes to eat.Text me what you want to eat at night, and the clothes have been washed and hung out.The weather forecast says it will rain in the afternoon, remember to bring an umbrella when you go out, don’t go out if there is nothing important, wait for me to go home. ——Pay. 】

Luo Ou: "QAQ"

How can there be such a good man in this world!

Although... I still feel that the tone is weird...

Luo Ou blew a big kiss to the word "Fu Li" on the A4 paper, and then happily jumped downstairs. After finishing the two dishes, one soup and one pot of rice, Luo Ou finally went to the living room to stretch lazily A big lazy.The house where Luo Ou lives has floor-to-ceiling windows on three walls, one side faces the sea, and the view is very wide. At this moment, the mountains are beautiful, the water is good, the air is good, and the food is full. Luo Ou is in a good mood, so he opened the music software on his mobile phone. Then I clicked on an exciting and dynamic playlist recommended on the homepage.

Move every time!Move every time!Black feed the dog!Check it out!Ant teeth black!Ant teeth thick~~~

Luo Ou just listened at the beginning, listening to his chin began to follow, his neck started to shake when he nodded, his chest and abdomen started to shake, shaking... before he knew it, his whole body began to sway writhing.

Spin, jump, with my eyes closed!

Can't jump, jump blindly, jump out of self, out of magic, love so and so!

Luo Ou swung his limbs to cheer himself up for a long time, closed his eyes and indulged in the world of snake spirits, and couldn't extricate himself from it. When he opened his eyes after dancing to a song, the rhythm of his whole body suddenly stagnated, and he was silent for half a second—this area was full of people. It was Luo Ou's site, and there was no one in sight for a radius of N, but at this moment, through the floor-to-ceiling windows, there was a black boy standing opposite him, wearing the clothes of the engineering team, looking at him silently.

Luo Ou: "..."

Forgot to invite a group of people to decorate the backyard, this is a big shame... What should I do?Do you want to say Howeyou first?

After half a minute of silence for each other, suddenly, the brother opposite snorted, took off his helmet, waved his hand casually, and gave him a very cool moonwalk through the glass window!

...What the hell?

The other party raised his eyebrows provocatively, and Luo Ou immediately understood——ha!Is this trying to dance with the young master?Let's fight!Who is afraid of whom!

So Luo Ou unbuttoned his shirt a row, his two long legs diverged to the sides, and began to swing wildly!

--did you see it?Epilepsy dance!Lao Tzu's original creation, there is no one before or after, and no one can shake out such a wild and exciting rhythm!There is a kind to compare with me!Let's fight!Kang hurriedly failed to kill the dog!

The little black brother was taken aback, narrowed his eyes, sneered, and then... started splitting!

—Horizontal splits, vertical splits, splits while standing against a wall!Pull-up 360-degree body roll!Jump up and do the splits again!

The invincible fork that hacked your uncle and grandpa!

Luo Ou: What the fuck? !If you want to lose...no!

I can't split you, I'm somersaulting!

—Flip left!Backflip!Turn sideways, turn over your brother-in-law's invincible series of somersaults!did you see it? !Descendants of Monkey King, don't be afraid!

The black brother was silent for two seconds, then sneered again.

Squat in a horse stance, raise your hands flat, and your buttocks shake in a zigzag shape!

——Ouba Gangnam Style!

Luo Ou: Oh!Ridiculous, what's so good about this?I dance eighteen times sexier than you!

So he squatted out of a more standard horse stance, and began to shake his buttocks and head violently!

—I shake, I shake, I shake again!Hahaha, faster than you!

The black boy became anxious, and began to join his limbs to twitch together. Not to be outdone, Luo Ou stood on tiptoe and started Thomas' roundabout kick. In minutes, he kicked out the essence, kicked out the quality, and kicked out the arrogance and strength of the Chinese!

After 10 minutes, the little brother finally foamed at the mouth and bowed down. Luo Ou waved his hand and smiled coolly, as if winning or losing was only a snap of the fingers, not worth mentioning.

Until the little brother left dejectedly, walked away step by step, and finally disappeared... Luo Ou suddenly supported the wall, and knelt down directly with a plop.

——Oh my god!I'm sick of it!

The sky is spinning, the sky is spinning... It took a full 5 minutes to finally slow down.

Luo Ou burst into tears: For the face of the motherland, am I easy? Me!

After a long time, Luo Ou stood up, although his posture was not very beautiful, but the Chinese team won anyway!happy!

Happily turned around, but...

From the strands of hair to the tips of the toes, it was like being struck by lightning!

"Uh... ha, ha ha... when did you come back..."

The handsome man with blank eyes on the opposite side: "When he did the splits."

Luo Ou: "You, listen to me, I am fighting for socialism..."

Fu Li: "Hehe."

"..."

At this moment, Fu Li just wanted to give himself a mallet.I was a little worried about whether this guy really got sick, but what happened?Hehehe, Larry and his ilk really lack the training of life, they are just a bunch of lunatics, what's so scary?A talent like this who is better than a lunatic even if he is not crazy is simply a treasure of socialism, isn't it?

To beat the mental illness of capitalism, one beats ten.

Fu Li sneered: "I'm really curious, was your head caught by a door when you were born?"

Conscience of heaven and earth, Fu Li's words are definitely yelling at him, yelling from the heart, yelling with real feelings, it is really unbearable, and I really want to take this opportunity to ruthlessly clean this guy's brain circuit.result……

"Huh?" Luo Ou happily rubbed over, wagging his tail and smiling innocently: "Fu Li, you are amazing! How do you know I was born naturally?"

Fu Li: "..."

Follow your grandma!

The only child of the Luo family is a shit, it's embarrassing, just strangle it to death!

The author has something to say: Romeo: Fight for Socialism!

Fourier: Is it too late to sever the relationship between grandparents and grandchildren?