romeo and fourier

Luo Ou recently, every day is like this: QAQ

The purpose of posting the post about recruiting a roommate at the very beginning was actually very simple and rude: he is bad at English, only knows how to fight, his mind is not good, and he is lazy, so I thought about it, anyway, now that I am so poor that I only have money left, then Equivalent exchange, support a poor college bully with MAX life skills, but also take care of his daily life, and improve his English level, the result...

The height of this person who was recruited was beyond the standard line. The problem is that I feel more and more that what I recruited is not a roommate, but an... old father.

"You don't fold the quilt?"

The old father was born very handsome, and the stern face that could be photographed as the first protagonist without modification was indeed very pleasing to the eye at first, but with the ruthless washing of time, Luo Ou now only feels that facing him For a moment, it seemed as horrifying as when Alpha turned his head and saw himself after tearing up the house.

"You haven't showered for two days?"

"Dare to play games before finishing the thesis?"

"Why don't you go to bed, it's already ten o'clock in the evening."

"Why don't you get up yet? It's already ten o'clock in the morning."

Young Master Luo who was rolling around in bed: "..."

Crying and chirping.

Where there is oppression, there must be resistance, so Luo Ou stood up with a pile of bird feathers, and retorted confidently: "No, God, you have to be reasonable, I didn't play for fun yesterday, I was writing a thesis. It's too late, what's the matter with two more hours of sleep!"

With a cold expression on his face, Fu Li buzzed the carpet beside his bed with a vacuum cleaner, and said, "So why do you always put off writing until the last day? Do you need to stay up so late to write a little every day?"

"I..." Luo Ou grabbed the bird's nest and said dejectedly: "I want to write better. Last time I only scored 63 points for the first paper. The teacher pointed out a lot of problems to me. I can't write well, I don't know how to write when I have too many thoughts, you are also studying, you should understand me!"

Fu Li still had a cold face: "I don't understand, I have never scored such a low score."

Luo Ou: "..."

"You are all excuses," Fu Li's vacuum cleaner buzzed under his feet again, without lifting his eyelids: "24 hours a day, you sleep for 14 hours, go out to eat and drink for 8 hours, and the remaining two hours , what can you write?"

Luo Ou felt aggrieved: "You think I want to go out to play? My great-grandpa has a lot of people in charge of the company, don't I have to get involved with each of them? I can't take over completely now, I have to rely on them , you have to take the time to have a little friendship with others, right? To make friends, you have to take the initiative!"

The vacuum cleaner buzzed neatly to sweep his trouser legs, Fu Li continued with a cold face: "I don't understand, it's someone else looking for me."

Luo Ou: "..."

Luo Ou felt that every time he was KO'd by him like this, his general offensive momentum was about to wither, so he jumped up and said seriously: "Okay, okay, you are awesome, if you have the ability, you can hold back one in one night!" I will obey you when the thesis comes! Otherwise, you will not be allowed to control my work and rest in the future!"

As soon as the vacuum cleaner in Fu Li's hand stopped, his thin single eyelid lightly swept over him, and the corner of his mouth curled up, throwing him a sneering sneer.

So the next day.

"Damn! Romeo! You are amazing! How did you write this paragraph? Fuck! Awesome! Where did I find this data? Why didn't I see it at all?"

"Have you deleted all my paragraphs? Uh... Forget it, just delete it, you are better..."

"What software is this illustration made of? You didn't draw it yourself, did you? You can still draw? It's amazing, isn't it?"

Luo Ou was surrounded by three team members in the middle, and he was in a daze.

Because of the orders of his father at home, Luo Ou studied market management, and his business school papers at the University of Melbourne were basically group assignments. These three were his teammates, a Taiwanese girl, an ABC (Australian-born Chinese), A man who came from the mainland with a horse, just like him.The night before yesterday, everyone in their group had completed their thesis parts. They originally planned to put together the four parts and hand them in after a simple repair. However, the other three people suddenly received a message from Luo Ou last night, saying that he would be the final To integrate and summarize the thesis, the three of them had no objections, and left it to him to do as he pleased. As a result, when he saw the results this morning, the three faces were stunned, and the group exploded.

"Is your last personal thesis H1? Brother, I will leave the final work to you from now on! Thigh hug!"

"What class are you going to take next semester? Let's go together?"

"Romeo, I saw you in another class. Are you all in your group? Do you mind adding me? My group is really cheating..."

Luo Ou: "..."

Having grown up so big, it's the first time that she felt as if she had been drugged—fuck...it turns out to be the feeling of being a top student, this!what!Cool!ah!Nima!

So one day, a certain fox who had captured three fanboys and fangirls, immediately knelt down on his own tiger when he got home, wagging his tail so obediently, all the little stars in his eyes were about to jump out: "Great God! There is still a pendant missing!" Son! Please hang up, please hang up!"

At that time, Fu Li was washing the rice, so he frowned and glanced at him: "Touch my cabbage without washing your hands?"

Luo Ou hurriedly arranged the cabbage leaves he grabbed casually respectfully, ran to wash his paws in a hurry, and continued to be good when he came back: "Boss, take me to fly from now on."

Fu Li looked at his small face, and the old father's compassion overflowed again. He sighed, and nodded his forehead casually: "I care about you for your own good. Be good, do you understand?"

Luo Ou blinked, and suddenly laughed: "Fu Li, you look like my mother."

Fu Li: "...why do you look like your mother?"

"I didn't have a mother since I was a child, and my father didn't take care of me very much. No one took care of me all the time."

"..."

"You cook delicious food, and you take care of my study, work and rest, and hand in my homework... It sounds a bit annoying, but yes, I quite like it, haha."

Fu Li didn't say a word, and continued to cut fish fillets with a cold face, but his heart suddenly became very soft, and he couldn't help but think of the child he raised in his previous life.The same is true for that child. When he looks at him, there are stars in his eyes. He unconditionally supports him in everything he does, and he is obedient and obedient, which is very worry-free.He has loved his son wholeheartedly, and he doesn't know what will happen to him after his death. He should be very sad...

"So," Luo Ou suddenly came over and rubbed his shoulder, and said with a smile, "If you get divorced one day, remember to tell me as soon as possible, I'm the first pick, don't forget."

The soft heart suddenly stiffened like iron, Fu Li grabbed the body of the fish that had been lingering for a long time with one hand, and raised the knife with the other hand, and slapped the knife—the head of the body was in a different place, simply and neatly.

"Why should I go, understand?"

Luo Ou stared at the salted fish whose mouth was open and whose head had been chopped off, took a step back, then another step, and then hopped away with two hecks.

Two weeks later, the results of the group paper came out. As expected, Luo Ou's group got H1, which was the highest score in the class. The Taiwanese girl was super happy that day, and she kept praising Luo Ou for being handsome and smart, and she was short of a confession.Another ABC guy has always had a crush on the girl, and now he's a little jealous. He can't compare to Luo Ou in terms of figure, and he can't compare to his looks. Local identity" to show their own sense of existence.

"Romeo has indeed made great contributions, but after all, we completed this thesis together."

Luo Ou blinked and nodded innocently: "Yes, it is the result of everyone's concerted efforts."

ABC saw him fall into the trap, and immediately changed the subject: "So, it's still not enough to do things alone. You have a lot of friends and you have a lot of opportunities."

The other three continued to echo, and ABC said triumphantly: "For example, there is a big yard behind our house. If we have nothing to do, we invite our neighbors to BBQ and hold a party or something. My neighbors often invite us to play, and the relationship is very good. , the elder brother next door is also the boss of a financial company, he often asks me and my dad to play golf, sometimes he is so enthusiastic that we are too embarrassed to refuse..."

It took Luo Ou a long time to hear the other party's hostility, and he was immediately speechless. What's the matter, do you, a local, want to show off the vastness of your local circle of friends to us international students?Childish or not?Let's fight, who is afraid of whom!

So he simply put his lame leg on the opposite stool, put his hand on the back of the chair like a grandfather, and sighed with emotion: "It's nice to have neighbors..."

ABC raised her hair, and finally felt elated: "Yes! There is a pair of Internet celebrity CPs living next to my house. Doris and Ann know that? They have also come to our party, and they look better in real life than in the video! "

"Oh, really..." Luo Ou looked disappointed, looked back at the Taiwanese girl, and said earnestly, "So, girl, you must remember that when you buy a house in the future, you can't live in a three-thousand-dollar house like me. In a big house of square meters, no one can be seen for a few kilometers around, and there is no street when you look up, there is only an endless sea level, really, very lonely, living is so boring!"

ABC: "..."

The author has something to say: [Remarks] ABC: Australian-Born Chinese, Australian-born Chinese.

Romeo: Beautiful, talented, and rich. Living life is not challenging at all. It's so boring!

Fourier: Where did it come from?Get some face.