romeo and fourier

On the way from the big iron gate through the corridor, the flower path, the front yard, and finally to the entrance of the first small villa, Fu Li was 100% sure that the employer was mentally ill.

"Then my dad said, so many companies, so many houses, so much money, how can they all be handed over to outsiders? Outsiders will definitely not be able to point out, how can outsiders be as smart as my son? He is tall, handsome and witty, ready-made domineering President! If you throw it away and study for two years, you will definitely be able to take over. Dad has confidence in you, so it's absolutely fine to work hard..."

Fu Li: "..."

Sure enough, Newton was seen in the eyes of parents. This stupid thing has a lot of problems.

In such a short distance, this stupid kid named Luo Ou turned his whole family upside down to a stranger like him.

Fortunately, it's not his own son. If the adopted son of himself and Luo Yuting had such an IQ, he would have to break his dog's legs and throw him out to kneel to the Buddha every minute.

So I really don't blame myself for my arrogance and prejudice. After all, a born aristocrat and a nouveau riche killed halfway are completely different in essence.Just like Fu Li, Fu Tingli in his previous life, the grandson of the former Minister of Military Affairs, the first batch of overseas students, participated in the establishment of the late Westernization Movement, and assisted the governors of the three eastern provinces to revitalize the Northeast. He was used to being followed by others Serving with the ground, every gesture is a natural nobleness.And that follower who chased after him all day was a wild way out of a bandit den. The only thing he could show off to himself was the sentence: "I'm the master of the house anyway! How many women are crying and begging to be my master?" Ma'am, why don't you look down on me!"

The bandit leader is in charge... Isn't he just the king of troublesome people, and he has the nerve to shout in front of the commander?

Fu Li turned his head to look at the dancing fake platoon leader beside him. After decades, he felt powerless and speechless again.

Although he said something in a mess, he roughly summed up the life story of these two guys.It's kind of nonsense to say that, a year ago, this guy was actually a poor... little rascal.

Since I was a child, I lived with my old father. Both father and son lived in a mess. They let themselves go all day, and their lives were poor and sour.Later, he joined the army to make soy sauce. After retiring from the army, he drove long-distance trucks for a few years, and met a group of brothers and sisters of different religions. A year ago, when he was thinking about whether to save money and join a courier company, a big thing suddenly fell from the sky. Cake——a huge inheritance of 500 billion yuan, and the father and son were designated to inherit it all.

The person who gave it... I have never heard of it. His father is a complete orphan, and a grandpa worth tens of billions unexpectedly emerged out of thin air. This grandpa is not in China, but far away in Australia. Rumors are still stamped in the Australian Chinese circle. Three shaking dean-level figures.The old man was single all his life, so many people stared at his huge property, but when he was dying, he entrusted his secretary who had been with him for decades to leave all the property to his only second descendant living in the mainland. , Passed away gracefully and unrestrainedly.

Then Luo Ou soared from a respectable people's soldier to a hateful public enemy overnight. Even when he went to Australia, he was picked up by a special plane, and when he got off the plane, he was sent to this extravagant mansion that made everyone angry. It was only after a month that he reluctantly accepted the fact that he was no longer a poor man.

"My great-grandfather's big companies are mainly in Sydney and Melbourne. My dad was struggling in Sydney, so he left me in Melbourne to fend for myself." Luo Ou jumped up the door frame, and turned his head to wink at Fu Li. : "I've been here for a year, and I finally finished my language classes and officially started school. But the house is too big, and I'm bored living by myself, so I'm thinking of finding a nanny...ah no, find a roommate to chat with Drinking or something, by the way... hey, help me with my English."

Fu Li is also exhausted, is this idiot planning to report his family affairs in detail to every roommate mu who applies for the job?His great-grandfather really has a big heart, 500 billion is actually left to such a fool, and he feels sorry for the old man.

"Don't just talk about me, you can also talk about yourself?"

The two arrived at the lobby of the main house and went upstairs. Luo Ou pushed open the door of the living room, grabbed a chair and sat down, and said with a smile, "Have you graduated? Which school?"

"It's still a year away, University of Mo."

"Mo University! Senior, I'm also from Mo University, and I'm just in my first semester."

"..."

The admissions standards of this school are really becoming more and more casual.

"What's your major?"

"Undergraduate mathematics, graduate physics."

"Your undergraduate degree here? Wow, no wonder IELTS score is 9!"

In fact, the original owner committed suicide when he was a sophomore in college, and he only passed through it himself, but of course there is no need to explain this, so Fu Li nodded and said, "Do you need me to provide proof?"

"No, no, no, we will be good roommates from now on," Luo Ou stretched out his paws, showing his big white teeth, and smiled brightly: "Master, please teach me more in the future!"

Fu Li was stunned, this little melon boy...has two dimples when he smiles, which is quite cute.

Luo Ou was patronizing the excitement just now, and when Fu Li raised his hand to shake hands with him meaningfully, he suddenly came back to his senses, and immediately collapsed: "Why are you wearing the ring again?"

She was terribly wronged: "What about the agreed divorce?"

"This classmate," Fu Li withdrew his older generation's love, and said coldly, "If you open your mouth and shut up for divorce, we won't have to see each other again."

"Hey, don't, don't..." Luo Ou couldn't get his words out, so he could only bite his lips depressedly: "Okay... your wife is really, such a handsome and excellent husband, how can you be willing to leave the house? I have to make offerings every day and burn three sticks of incense every day."

Fu Li: "..."

I'm still alive, why burn incense!Is it really easy to support your husband every day?Three apples, two big steamed buns and a plate of sauerkraut stewed pig's trotters every day, fresh and moist, how good is the old widow!

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"This is your room, okay?"

Luo Ou took Fu Li around the whole small villa, and finally stopped outside a room on the second floor, and said, "Mine is next door, and I usually stay in this room, and there are seven or eight houses behind. They are all empty, and I occasionally go to the garden to walk the dog... Oh yes, I have a Pug named Alpha, who lives on the first floor by himself..."

Before he could finish speaking, he heard a sudden crashing sound downstairs. Luo Ou was startled, and quickly jumped up and down with one leg hooked: "Alpha! What are you doing!"

"Aww! Aww! Aw!"

Fu Li followed immediately, and saw that the door of the storage room on the first floor was wide open, and a pile of things were crackling and scattered inside, and the dust was flying.

"I didn't look at you for a second and you just tore up my house! You're going to die! What are you hiding? Come out!"

Luo Ou scolded, but jumped into the storage room holding his nose, and Fu Li followed him in. He didn't know why the dog made such a fuss. On the ground, the scene of an earthquake is terrible.

Luo Ou yelled for a long time, the dog didn't dare to show his head, so he shut up depressedly, and was about to bend down to pick up something, but the person around him suddenly held his arm and said, "Let me come, your feet are inconvenient."

Luo Ou was stunned for a moment, and immediately smiled: "What do you think your wife is thinking? Such a good man is willing to be kicked out, so you are not afraid of being pried away?"

Fu Li didn't bother to pay attention to him, and knelt down to pick up the sundries on the ground one by one, and then sorted them back to the wooden shelf next to them.However, after picking it up a few times, the fingers stopped slightly, and the whole face suddenly turned a little green.

There was a book crooked on the ground, A3 size hardcover album, with a line of gold inlaid characters on it: "A Brief Discussion on the Law of Prostate Stimulation Stimulation"

Fu Li: "..."

Luo Ou didn't realize it yet, and was still holding his arms next to him and nagging. Fu Li was silent for a while, hugged the book in his arms, and continued to pick up other things silently.

However, gradually became a little restless.

"The Secret of the Black Hole", "The Beauty of Bloom and Shrink", "The Night I Had to Talk to Eight Men", "The First Half of My Life: Wandering in the World, Being One with Tears"...

Fu Li: "..."

Fu Li silently put the book back on the shelf, lowered his head and glanced at Luo Ou's swollen foot, uncontrollably imitated some images of restricted Play, then took a deep breath, and asked, "I'll get it when I go home later." Luggage, stop by on the way to buy food, what do you want to eat."

Luo Ou felt that the man in front of him was really nice!How can you be so virtuous when you have to cook for him just after "confirming the relationship"?

So he immediately replied happily: "Boiled pork slices! Boiled fish! Spicy hot pot!"

Fu Li hesitated to speak, fixed his eyes on his feet for a while, then glanced at his butt intentionally or unintentionally, remained silent for a long time, and finally said: "Eat something light, it's too exciting... It's not good for your body to recover."

"what?"

Fu Li pursed his lower lip, and said, "I'll clean up here, you go back to the room and sit... No, just lie down and rest."

Luo Ou: "???"

Luo Ou didn't quite understand what he meant, but one foot was indeed sore after standing for a long time, so he didn't try to be brave, and happily said "Thank you", and jumped onto the sofa in the living room and collapsed.

Opening the TV box casually, switching to the domestic mode, Luo Ou continued to shout towards the storage room while changing the channel: "Alpha! Alpha, come out!"

But the troublemaker who shouted so loudly didn't dare to bubble up, and Luo Ou didn't bother to care about it, and lay on the sofa to watch TV idly.Recently, the TV station also has problems. It is said that it is in response to the rectification movement above. Several channels are broadcasting anti-Japanese black and white movies from the early days in turn. What year is it, and you still tear devils with your hands, so that people can't watch TV happily."

Fu Li just finished tidying up the storage room, and he frowned when he heard this sentence just as he stepped out the door.

"Ready?" Luo Ou turned around to say hello, pointed at the TV screen with the remote control, and said speechlessly, "I don't know why these days, domestic TV stations show these things every day, endlessly."

Fu Li looked up, and there were three words written in the lower right corner of the screen: "Tunnel Warfare"

"It's almost September [-]rd, it should be."

Luo Ou was taken aback, blinked twice: "September [-]rd? What's wrong?"

Fu Li stared at him and asked back, "Don't you know about the Victory Day of the Anti-Japanese War?"

"Ah? And this thing?" Luo Ou thought for a while, and then said, "It seems that the 15-year holiday is here... If you don't tell me, I really forgot. My God, you are really amazing. What kind of little-known little guy is this?" Do you remember the festival?"

Fu Li narrowed his eyes and asked blankly, "A small festival?"

Luo Ou saw that his face was not right, and his voice suddenly became cautious: "What's the matter?"

Fu Li told himself to calm down, and after a while he said, "It's okay, I'll go home and get my luggage."

Until Fu Li left with a straight face, Luo Ou was stupefied. It was obvious that the other party was very unhappy. As for why he was unhappy... I don't understand?

He turned through a few more channels, and they were all full of fancy devils entering the city. He couldn't watch it anymore, so he simply turned off the TV and prepared to go back to the house to sleep.Just when he got up, he saw Alpha poking his head out of the storage room furtively. Luo Ou was shocked and rushed over: "Damn dog! Stop!"

Alpha's ears immediately stood up, his eyes were wide open, he groaned and ran away with his short legs. Luo Ou hurriedly chased after him, but unfortunately his footsteps were too slow, he staggered and couldn't stand firmly, so he slapped his butt Landing on the ground, the pain was so painful that I almost vomited blood.

So that night, when he saw a table full of spicy tofu, spicy chicken, hot and sour potato shreds, spicy squid, chicken feet with pickled peppers, hairy blood..., Luo Ou was so moved that he almost shed tears, and his face turned red from eating. Completely fell into someone's superb cooking skills and couldn't extricate themselves.

While picking up vegetables for him, Fu Li said, "Eat more, eat all of it, if it's not enough, I'll make another stir-fried shredded beef."

"Enough is enough, damn it, it's so delicious!"

"Well," Fu Li nodded, and said lightly, "Does your butt hurt?"

Luo Ou was stunned for a moment, and was suddenly surprised: "How do you know that my butt hurts?"

Fu Li didn't speak, but sneered in his heart: Hmph, little bastard, you deserve it.

The author has something to say: Romeo: Only by knowing yourself and the enemy can you be victorious in all battles. For a fierce attack, you must know your future wife's body like the back of your hand!

Fourier: Tsk, this kid...has a good time playing.