romeo and fourier

[Dead pervert! 】

Fu Li slid his fingers on the mobile phone and barely stopped on the three short words, looked at them indifferently for a while, and directly blocked the person.

These were also the last words he heard when he stepped out of the house, from his "father", or in other words, the father of this body.

It has been the third year since I came to this world. Although my body has fully adapted, my consciousness still stubbornly stays in that windy and snowy winter.

Dead pervert.

Fu Li closed his eyes and slowed his breathing, remembering that many years ago, he had said to that person in such a disgusting way: You pervert, don't follow me.

That person has always been shameless, no matter how scolded, kicked or refused, he chased after his buttocks with a smile, so that for so many years later, I always felt that the person was still chasing behind with a smile when I turned around, until the last moment swallowed Breathing, it seems that it has never left itself half a step.

Thinking of this, Fu Li felt it was funny, he had been ill all his life and had to live again, why his mind was still so sick.

Fu Li... That's right, now I'm "Fu Li", and I'm no longer that duplicity, self-righteous fool.

Fu Li opened his eyes and saw this young and handsome face reflected on the phone screen, feeling a little pity in his heart.

This "Fu Li" is also a silly boy.The mother died of illness, and a scumbag father was put on the table. Within a few months, the woman and illegitimate child who were raised outside were taken home with great fanfare.That mistress is also a ruthless master. In order to clear away his son's worries, he tried his best to frame and frame his ex-wife's son. In the end, he finally caught a handle that "he likes men", spread everywhere to smear the other party's private life, and forced people step by step. When he was desperate, he finally inspired him to swallow dozens of sleeping pills three years ago and ended his own life.

Fu Li woke up at that time, his body came back to life, but the chip inside was replaced by himself.

Of course it was shocking at first.

On November 1945, 11, that was the last day when he swallowed his breath. The heavy snow in Shenyang, although it was the first snow, was endless and endless. On the phoenix-patterned wooden bed, I closed my eyes, thinking of that man's always naughty smirk, and thinking about it, my consciousness gradually became blurred.

He felt that the man seemed to be back, chasing after him again, shouting "Master, Master", he finally turned his head, the man smiled, looked at him with open arms, and waited for him with a smile.

He just ran over like that, and the world has been silent since then, but unfortunately... In the end, he couldn't remember whether he hugged that person or not after he opened his eyes.

"That... hi!"

Fu Li came back to his senses, and glanced at the tall and strong young man in front of him.

This guy has been following him from the airport lobby. Fu Li's vigilance has been honed in decades of bullets. Let alone tracking such obvious changes, he can quickly catch his eyes just by sneaking a few glances at him. source.

This person didn't know what the purpose was, and he followed him all the way, but he took the initiative to talk to him.

Could it be that stepmother sent to torment him again?

If the enemy moves, I will not move, just wait and see.

"Hi!"

The young man is good-looking, but he doesn't look like he has a high IQ. His nervous and embarrassing emotions are leaked through his eyes, and his physical fitness is average. His muscles look good, but they are weak and weak, so he can't stand on the stage. , the mind and physique are all inferior to the middle, barely... D-level engineer, at most mixed up to the platoon leader... Work hard to be the company commander, it's over.

If Luo Ou knew that his fate would be determined by his sweetheart in a second with just a single word "Hi" with a smile on his face, he would most likely want to hit him head-on to death.

"Hi!"

Fu Li: "..."

Could this false company commander be a repeater?

"Hey... what, why don't you talk?"

Fu Li observed secretly for a while, making sure that this person does not look like a guy who can perform high-level missions such as assassination, and finally said: "What's the matter?"

The young man on the opposite side immediately showed his big white teeth, and his smile became more and more like a mentally retarded person: "It's okay, let's make friends?"

Fu Li: "..."

In Australia, the parliament passed the same-sex marriage bill last year. It is common to see men and women holding hands and talking to each other on the street. Fu Li’s pedantic thinking in his previous life has long been ignored in recent years. He naturally understands this guy’s intentions. So he simply withdrew his gaze, and uttered three words noblely and coldly.

"I'm married."

It is indeed married, and I have entrusted him to bury him with that person after death, hold a ghost marriage, adopt a filial son, and most likely will fulfill his wish for him.

"Already... Married?!"

The young man was obviously very disappointed, and the energy of that disappointment would pour out through those bright black eyes. Most people would have a tinge of pity for this face, but Fu Li was unmoved in the slightest, and the answer was over. Task, leaning to the side, silently issued the order to evict the guest.

It wasn't that he was deliberately ruthless. After all, he had been single all his life, and the men and women who had rejected him could form a camp. His body and mind had developed an instinctive reaction, and he had no interest in this matter at all.Fortunately, the young man on the opposite side was quite sensible, seeing that he was repulsive from head to toe, so he retreated obediently, hid in a corner and drooped his head depressedly.

It looks like a little milk dog, but it is a bit cute.

In fact, in Fu Li's eyes, not to mention such a small thing, the entire 60 billion human beings together are all grandchildren's milk dolls in his eyes. My grandparents are just a bunch of fertilized eggs.

The bus was traveling very fast, and arrived at the destination in half an hour. Fu Li was about to take his luggage off the luggage rack when he saw the young man jumping up on his legs again, and helped him take it away. Luggage dragged down.

Fu Li: "..."

The young man scratched his head again, and laughed: "It's not interesting, I just want to help you, haha..."

Fu Li was speechless, so he could only take the luggage back from his hand: "Thank you."

"That..." The young man followed suit again, limping along the S route, but the speed did not slow down: "You said you were married, but I didn't see you wearing a ring... You are not prevaricating me, are you?"

Fu Li was even more speechless, even if it was prevarication, it was obviously not interested in you, and there is such a rush to get into trouble?

His footsteps stopped suddenly, and his heart ached again.

Also... It's not like I haven't seen such a shameless fool in my previous life.

"Thanks for the reminder, I'll wear it when I get home."

"Uh... hey, okay."

It may be because my attitude is really cold, the young man felt embarrassed after following behind for a while, so he could only sneer, and said awkwardly: "I don't know what's wrong, just... I liked you at first sight, If you're single... anyway... then what, hey, that's it, bye bye!"

"Ah."

Fu Li nodded, turned around and left without looking at him again.

The little dog finally didn't follow, but Fuli stopped when he was walking. Thinking of his words, he gently touched the ring finger of his left hand with his right hand.

ring……

Yeah, how could I forget this.

Since they were buried together, they were still "married" to him after all. After all, there must be a pair of rings, right?

I didn't have the chance to promise this thing in my previous life, so it shouldn't be too late to wear it properly in this life.

……

"Sir, which one do you like?"

In the jewelry store, a beautiful blonde girl came over with a smile and asked.

Fu Li nodded, pointed to one of the glittering diamond rings, and asked her in a standard English accent, "Is it the right ring?"

"Yes."

"Just this, please wrap it up for me."

The blond girl smiled and said, "Not many people buy gold rings now, and this is the only pair."

Fu Li also laughed: "That person in the family is pompous, and he likes things that are shiny and shiny, and his taste has always been a headache."

The blond girl laughed, and asked casually, "Do you need lettering, sir?"

Fu Li's eyes flickered slightly, and he asked in a low voice, "Can you engrave Chinese?"

"This may not work."

"Then...forget it, thank you."

When he got home, Fu Li put one ring on and put the other away. After thinking for a while, he sat down at the desk again, spread out a piece of white paper, picked up a pen, and wrote a line vertically from right to left. Row traditional characters:

[Marriage of two surnames, signing a contract together, a happy relationship will last forever, matching the same name]

[Only a white-headed agreement, written to Hongjian, so that the alliance of red leaves will be recorded in the mandarin score]

[Luo Yuting, Fu Tingli, in the year of [-] AD, on the seventh day of the [-]th month, betrothed as a married couple, first make this covenant]

【This certificate】

Fu Li read it back and forth several times, and was quite satisfied. When the pen and ink were dry, he folded up the DIY marriage certificate, neatly pressed it into the ring box, then closed the box, turned around and swept it away.

After a good night's sleep, I ran downstairs for two laps of fitness early the next morning. After tidying myself up, Fu Li set off for the interview location that was agreed yesterday.

"541A...541A...well, here we are."

Fu Li stood still and looked up, and was silent for five seconds—it seemed that the post owner was not lying to him.

This house, to be precise, should be a house. It is indeed a bit exaggerated, at least three thousand square meters. It seems that there is a large garden behind it, which should be the merger of several private houses.But in fact, it's okay, the big mansion he and Luo Yuting lived in in his previous life was about the same size, maybe a little bigger, after all, it was a military yard where several helicopters could be parked, and it was not unreasonable to drive a tank.

"Hi, may I ask if it's 'Kang's failure to kill the dog'?"

"……what?"

Fu Li calmed down, frowned and explained to the phone: "Your screen name, I'm here to apply for 'Fourier'."

"Ah? Ah! That's right, it's me, come to die dog! Come to die dog..."

"I'm at your door, please open the door for me if it's convenient for you."

"Oh, okay, wait a minute."

Fu Li felt that this employer was unreliable yesterday, and after a while, if it is really against the aesthetics, then...forget it?

It can be said that I am still a bit reluctant, after all, the rent, water, electricity, food and food are all free, and the living expenses are basically settled. I have completely severed the relationship with the original owner's scumbag when I return to China this time, and I can only rely on myself in the future .

Although I haven't expected anything from them in the past three years.

Just as he was thinking about it, the door in front of him was pushed open with a bang, and just as Fu Li was about to say hello, he saw the same reaction as himself on the other side, opening his mouth, and the two of them got stuck at the same time.

"........."

"........."

What shit luck?Why is this one-legged false company commander again?

"That handsome guy who is, married?!"

Fu Li: "...um."

The false company commander was stunned for a long time, but Fu Li felt a little embarrassed. Just as he was about to break the silence, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he hopped over on one foot, and laughed with his hands on his hips as if he had seen through everything.

"I knew it, you didn't wear a ring, and you came to find someone to share the rent, haha, you are really divorced, right?"

Fu Li: "..."

Li your sister, I just got the certificate last night, shit company commander, downgraded.

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