I cultivate immortality only by mouth

The apprentice Han Xiangzi is not interested in the dragon girl, and has the demeanor of a scumbag who throws it away when he is done using it.After successfully "becoming a fairy" with the help of the dragon girl, he empathized with another and fell in love with his own head.

Three months later, Shi Zili and Longnv met. It was too early, Su Wu's plate of ram's milk had just conceived consciousness, and only collected six drops of goat's milk.He left the plate in Beihai, and Shi Zili's own had stopped producing milk since he came to the Tang Dynasty, probably because the same time and space did not allow two containers that could produce ram's milk at the same time.

The dragon girl has reaped a lot of rewards. Those who kill themselves have to kneel down to save them. They performed extraordinarily hard. They picked a lot of Ganoderma lucidum, matsutake, snow peach, and Chinese caterpillar fungus in Kunlun Mountains.She even killed an evil ferret demon and obtained a thousand-year inner alchemy.

Long Nu returned to the original place with a lot of items in her arms, and Shi Zili was already waiting one step ahead.She entered the small world of Qiankun, and was seeing Han Xiangzi using his head as a ball, slapping it around on the ground, yelling: "Look at me leading the charge!" Put his head firmly into the flower basket that Shi Zili wove for him.

Dragon Girl: "...What nonsense did you teach him?"

Shi Zili was very wronged, and said helplessly: "I was busy on my way, leaving him alone in the small world of Qiankun is so lonely, I must have some fun, right? So I set up a TV for him."

He has prepared a lot of videos, okay? There are classic hilarious American dramas "The Big Bang Theory" and "Bankrupt Girls", there are soap operas as long as foot wraps "The Men of the Bathhouse Owner", there are zombie movies, and there are even small late-night movies. , Han Xiangzi is obsessed with basketball, and once expressed that he does not want to cultivate immortality, can you introduce him to a basketball team.

The two put together the harvest of three months, and were trying to figure out how to piece together a body. Han Xiangzi hadn't seen a living person other than Shizili for a long time, so he was very excited, patting his head and walking around them.

Too noisy.Seeing the dark eyes of Longnu, Shi Zili hurriedly called He Xiugu and asked her to go out to play with Han Xiangzi.Although He Xiugu didn't want to get married, she was happy to care for mentally handicapped children. The eldest sister usually took Han Xiangzi to pick wild flowers.

The dragon girl first used the treasures of heaven and earth to spell out the limbs, and felt that the taste was not good: "Will you put a drop of goat's milk to boost the spiritual energy?"

Shi Zili disagreed: "No, this is very good, much better than his mortal body."

Long Nu pulled out her lower body again, seeing that Shi Zili was silent, she put her upper body back together again, and urged: "I have to add one drop, right? There are six drops, and that's it, why don't you keep it?" Have to deduct it as rations for the babies?Not so petty.

Shi Zili said with a deep face: "If you use up a drop now, what can you use to make up your head? The big gap in his head has hurt his soul. Do you think how many drops can bring him to the average level based on his intelligence level?"

"..." Goddess Dragon's consciousness came out of the small world, the two were playing hide and seek, He Xiugu was a ghost, Han Xiangzi ran away, he shouted "I'm running", turned around and fled, his head was not straightened, Gu Lulu rolled down, but he didn't pick it up, muttering: "Oh, I turned around and ran away!"

Dragon Girl withdrew her consciousness and said seriously, "Yes, keep them all!"

She took out the inner alchemy of the ferret, turned it into a human head, pried the head open, Shi Zili poured all six drops of ram's milk in, and said with a smile, "Is this considered brain flooding?"

Long Nu looked at him condemningly, and he slapped himself: "Bah!"

After the new body was assembled, He Xiugu heard the sound transmission and led Han Xiangzi over.As soon as Han Xiangzipu approached, he sensed the majestic attraction in his body, and his spirit floated out involuntarily, and then he burrowed into it.

The temporary body made of lotus root was turned into two parts, the head and limbs were discarded on the ground, and the torso became thinner and longer, and turned into a jade flute, which fell into Han Xiangzi's hands.

A notification sounded in Shi Zili's ear: "Congratulations to the player for getting the [Fu·Nongyu Blow Xiao Han Xiangzi] card, [Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea, Each Shows Their Magical Powers] deck collection progress: 5/8."

Han Xiangzi stood up and smiled slightly: "Thank you for your help." After his IQ was in place, he became more and more handsome, and his every move exuded an indescribable charm. To express his gratitude, he played a song impromptu .

This is fairy music that can cleanse even the soul. Everyone was fascinated by listening to it. After playing the song, Han Xiangzi thanked him again and left. Maybe it was because his body was made of too many snow-capped mountain specialties. Quiet does not like to make noise.

Shi Zili regained his senses from the music, and said in his heart that this section has finally passed, oh my god, he almost committed a murder case, and he has felt uneasy countless times in the past three months.He hummed a song to clean up the battlefield. He planned to take out the rest of the lotus root and throw it away, tidied up his limbs, and then went to hold the head, but he couldn't hold it firmly, and the head fell to the ground with a "pop", breaking into two pieces.

A beautiful and elegant fragrance wafted out, and a pink lotus bud appeared in the skull at some point, quietly and shyly, with a very faint aura floating on the petals.

Shi Zili had a guess. Because He Xiugu was in the rebellious period of youth, he paused for a while, and glanced at Longnu without making a sound.

The dragon girl said: "Han Xiangzi has left, and I don't know when we will meet again. This lotus is useless, so it's better to destroy it."

This lotus is extremely cute, ten times more elegant and beautiful than the water lily placed on the windowsill. He Xiugu hurriedly said, "Sister Long, can you leave it to me to raise it? Maybe it can be planted alive. Its origin is also unusual. It may not be able to be refined into a magic weapon." Yes." She collected the whole piece of lotus root where the lotus took root, returned to the tofu workshop, took good care of it, and did not hesitate to spend mana to turn it into spiritual water to water it.

After staying in this broken dungeon for such a long time, the main plot has finally made progress. I am afraid that this lotus flower is the lotus fairy in the future. Even if it is not, the little girl can cultivate her sentiment by raising some flowers and plants.Shi Zili was in a good mood, he had already met Zhang Guolao, so he did not appear by the creek as Taoist Shi.

On the contrary, when he pretended to be Shi Xiaoer and went to the stream to pick up water to soak soybeans, he saw Shan Juyan, the magistrate of Huadu County, wandering by the stream with a dozen or so yamen servants.The yamen servants moved the wooden boxes from the bullock cart two by two.

Shan Juyan looked anxious, and when he saw someone coming, he hurriedly stopped him: "This little brother, please ask, where is Immortal Stone?"

Shi Zili didn't speak, Shan Juyan hurriedly said: "Brother, don't be afraid, I have received great kindness from Immortal Shi, I should have come to thank you and pay back my wish, but I was delayed by something, when I came today, I didn't see the fairy trail."

Shi Zili said: "The Immortal Shi is long gone, he left three months ago, and I don't know where Yunyou has gone." Ignoring him, he threw the bucket towards the creek.

Shan Juyan limped and walked by the stream for several times, regretting: "I blame me for not coming earlier, my heart is not sincere, and I have no chance to meet the immortal." He beat his chest and stamped his feet, sighing again and again.

Shi Zili took a look at his leg, through the cloth, he saw a bowl-sized sore on his calf, which was not there when he came last time, it seemed that although the injury had been stopped by the medicine, the flesh had already rotted.Presumably, Shan Juyan's future in March is not because of family problems, but because of a sore on his leg, which makes it difficult to get out of bed, let alone travel.

He said: "Judging from your accent, you are from the north, right? Did you pass by Huadu County? I heard that it hasn't rained for a long time, and there is not enough water to drink."

Shan Juyan smiled wryly: "Thirst is enough to kill people, and there are mosquito bites, and the wounds cannot be washed, and many people die of epidemic diseases. Those who survived the disease, many people developed rotten sores and were permanently disabled. .”

He is crippled, and his fate is the same. Shi Zili doesn't plan to intervene any more. His forced rescue of Huadu County has been tainted with many karma. After all, he is just a passerby and cannot be deeply trapped here.

Shi Zili slapped his head in shock: "Shi Xianren is really good at predicting things. Before he left, he predicted the plague in Huadu County. He said that there is one person who can solve this predicament. He also left a sentence, a poem .”

Shan Juyan came here to thank En, and he didn't point out that his leg could be healed, otherwise he would have come to ask for help three months earlier when he first contracted the disease.Favors are not easy, and gods are not easy to ask for. Losing good fortune, he pleaded for the people last time, and he secretly swore that if the gods agreed and relieved the siege of Huadu County, he would willingly lose 20 years of life.

Shi Zili's words surprised him, he hesitated for a while before saying, "Little brother, can you explain in detail?"

"The Immortal Shi said, let the lame find the lame." Shi Zili read out the poem, "The Immortal Lord's surname is Li, and his original name is Xuan, and he does not change his face when he is tired. He sells medicine when his legs are in vain. .”

Li Xuan is the real name of Tieguai Li, the head of the Eight Immortals. It is rumored that the gourd carried behind him contains thousands of elixir, which can cure all diseases in the world, except his own lame leg.

He pointed out the method, whether to look for it, whether he can find it, all depends on Shan Juyan himself, this person has a strange life, he is not destined to be rich and powerful, but he is very popular with noble people, it is impossible to say that he is really destined to get Tieguai Li With help, the pebbles can still get a lot of light, and get the card of Tieguai Li.

He fetched water and went back, Feng Yu understood the matter as soon as he heard him explain: "Are you in a hurry to go home?"

Shi Zili nodded. To be honest, Tang Chao was a bit interesting when he first came, but it got annoying after a long time. He still likes the modern atmosphere.Therefore, as soon as the main line of the Lotus Immortal has progressed, I don't even want to waste time collecting the Eight Immortals deck. It's almost over and go back to West Kunlun.

Feng Yu smiled, leaving him to concentrate on guiding He Xiugu's practice, and set off to follow Shan Juyan's clue. Three years later, Shi Zili received a reminder that he got the [Jie·Goupi Plaster Tieguai Li] card, which turned out to be Tieguai Li applied the herbal medicine to the dog's skin and healed Shan Juyan's leg injury.

He Xiugu was also very upbeat, she abandoned distracting thoughts and devoted herself to practice. When she was 30 years old, she swallowed a thin piece of mica that was translucent yellow in the powder, and suddenly raised her head to look up at the sky: "My name is He Xiangu." There is no He Xiugu, only He Xiangu, who rises from the clouds and the fog.

In this small forest, fairy music is bursting, and a hundred flowers are in full bloom. He Xiugu floated into the nine heavens, suddenly regained her senses, and kicked her legs: "Brother Shi, pull me down!" At this moment, she was like a hydrogen balloon, uncontrollable Floating upwards, the control of mana is still unfamiliar, unable to stop the rising momentum, so he had to ask for help.

The stones are so small, this promotion is like giving birth to a child, the child's head is all out, and if you shout again, it will not be born?Although he was strange, he cooperated very well: "Leap of Faith!" He jumped hundreds of feet, grabbed He Xiugu's heel, and pulled her down.

He Xiugu said: "I need to talk to my parents."

Shi Zili was stunned, and sighed with a smile: "Yes, riches and honor do not return to their hometowns, like walking in brocade clothes at night. You fly around the moat and give your parents a long face. After so many years, it is not easy." He Tai is like this A family of flesh and blood, from a girl's family, if you don't marry at the age of 30, it is inevitable that there will be bad neighbors who will gossip and say a lot of nasty things behind their backs. The He Tai couple will not show it in front of their daughter, and they are also sad in private.

He Xiugu's eyes were red, she was already in the class of immortals, but her parents were mortals after all, she was able to protect them in their old age and have a good pregnancy in the next life, but she couldn't have a happy family and share a family relationship, she really owed a lot.

She was reunited with her parents for three days, but immortals do not exist in everything, and she could not resist the call of the immortal world, so she bid farewell to her parents and ascended to the nine heavens.He Xiangu voluntarily joined the small group of Eight Immortals, together with Tieguai Li, Han Zhongli, Zhang Guolao, and Lu Dongbin, and after another 50 years, Lan Cai and Cheng Xianhou also became members of the small group.