I cultivate immortality only by mouth

After the Eight Immortals gathered the Seven Immortals, they officially took over the task.Taishang Laojun deliberately made the Eight Immortals the spokesperson of Taoism in the mortal world. The more down-to-earth the better, he will not let them be superior.

Anyone who puts an incense burner in the folks to put sacrifices, invites the god stick to dance a section of the big god, and asks the god to possess him. If he is sincere, the eight immortals will possess the god stick and listen to the voice of the people.

The stars shifted, and in a blink of an eye it was the reign of Song Renzong.One day it was He Xiangu's turn to be on duty, and she was summoned to the lower realm by ordinary people, and she returned it within an hour, trembling with anger: "These gangsters are so rude!"

Shi Zili was originally watering the little lotus together with Feng Yu - He Xiangu really liked the lotus flower born from this lotus root, and when Shengxian moved to the fairy world, she didn't forget to take it with her - and asked why.

"As soon as I manifested myself and showed my identity, someone chased after me and asked Lu Dongbin, saying that where there is me, there must be him, and where there is him, there must be me, and they also said some nonsense, so don't worry about it." He Xiangu spit Taking a sip, "When did I become the flap of their mouths?"

As the only female among the Eight Immortals, He Xiangu has a lot of scandals. Lan Cai and X He Xiangu, Han Xiangzi X He Xiangu are more common, Tieguai Li X He Xiangu (?) is also very popular, and the alternative domineering president falls in love with me Well, Tieguai Li is the boss of the Eight Immortals after all.But the most popular gossip is still with Lu Dongbin.

The Eight Immortals represent the eight individuals of men, women, old and young, poor, poor, rich and noble. Lu Dongbin is male and belongs to the Qian hexagram in the gossip, He Xiangu is a woman and belongs to the Kun hexagram.

It is understandable to spread rumors in private, but when asked about the face of the person concerned, seeing He Xiangu's expression, I am afraid that she may even say nasty jokes, that would be too much.Shi Zili rolled up his sleeves and said, "I'm going down to the world, so I can show them!"

He plunged down into the clouds and disappeared. Feng Yu wanted to follow, but when he saw He Xiangu hesitated to speak to him, he stopped and asked as gently as possible: "What?"

He was very ruthless to everyone except Shi Zili, he had a little bit of patience with He Xiangu, and his expression was still indifferent.

He Xiangu has seen this cold face for hundreds of years, she is used to it, and she is not afraid: "If you are far away, you will complain, if you are close, you will be disrespectful, how should I handle it, please guide me."

Emotionally, she is of course close to Shi Zili. During her growth, Shi Zili has always played the role of half of her father. After her parents passed away, Shi Zili's influence has become even greater invisibly.And Feng Yu, who has known each other for so long, is an unfamiliar stranger. He Xiangu treats him with great respect, but has no intention of getting close to him.

The image of the Eight Immortals is too close to the people, some mortals no longer have the heart of awe, change to a less common immortal, and see who dares to gossip?At this moment, she wished she had Feng Yu's aura.

"This is the magic weapon I used." Feng Yu lightly rolled up his sleeves, holding a sprig of bluegrass in his right hand, with a graceful posture and a unique charm.There are two small light purple flowers on the left and one right on the orchid grass, and a large pale yellow flower in the middle.

This is of course not his magic weapon, it was Shi Zili playing in the lower world, picked it up and gave it to him, Feng Yu put it in his sleeve, and just took it out for display at this time.

With a wave of his hand, the bluegrass leaves swayed, drawing a Milky Way in front of him, and two small flowers floated down slowly, turning into a Cowherd and a Weaver Girl, lined up at both ends of the Milky Way. Countless pollen scattered, turning into black and white magpies, building a magpie bridge between the Milky Way.The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl met on the magpie bridge, holding hands and looking at their tears.

He was originally unparalleled in the heaven and earth, handsome, graceful, clear and clear, and his every move was natural and unstained.He Xiangu was dumbfounded.

Feng Yu waved the orchid grass again, and the cowherd and weaver girl turned into small flowers and turned on the orchid grass again. The pollen of the Milky Way and the magpie dissipated by itself, and the fragrance filled the universe.

He Xiangu was very embarrassed. She had to boil a large pot of water first, scoop up noodles to use as Milky Way, sprinkle dumplings as magpies, and cook two steamed buns as Cowherd and Weaver Girl. The artistic conception is not the same.

She was thoughtful, could it be that the magic weapon was not chosen correctly?Holding the fence that every household has, it is too cheap.

Feng Yu said again: "Why do you need to argue with those fools? Straighten yourself, and the rumors will disappear."

After translating these words, she pretended to be like a dog, the greatest saint in the world, and the world would not dare to gossip about her.There are many images of Gao Jie, but few are related to her... He Xiangu was clueless for a moment, she looked around, and when her eyes moved down, she landed on the pink lotus, and her eyes lit up.

That Shizili received a reminder: "Congratulations to the player for getting the [Female Bingqing Yujie He Xiangu] card, [Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea, each showing their magical powers] deck collection progress: 7]8."

He guessed that it was Feng Yushen who made the assist, so he laughed.Time flies slowly in the sky, Feng Yu successfully sells the original form of Lian Xianren to He Xiangu, and Shi Zili has already found the family who is disrespectful to He Xiangu.

The family lost their anger, and the gods did not panic. Three or five idlers gathered together, still laughing and talking about the past, and one of them said: "It's a pity that the witch possessed by the fairy is too ugly. Such an ugly face, I can't resist..." Before he finished speaking, he shuddered, "Why, why is it cold on the back of my neck..."

An ethereal and soft voice whispered in his ears: "Whoever walks and stops, the dry bones under the moon are wrapped in red clothes..." This is the song "Hundred Ghosts at Night" written and sung by the audio monster. Shi Zili sang the first two After saying this, a female voice came from under the Nine Netherworld, echoing him.

After singing the first time, he stopped, and the female voice sang on its own, the moon was covered by clouds, the gate of hell opened wide, the screams, cries of pain, and the sound of chewing flesh and blood could be heard endlessly, monsters with their belly cut open, The monster sucking on its head, and the monster with its tongue hanging on the ground all came out with grinning grinning.

The more unclean the mind, the more types of ghosts and ghosts you see.Seeing that the six people were screaming in shock, Shi Zili saw that none of them were innocent, so he sneered, ignored their life and death, turned around and walked out of the small farm.

After walking a short distance, he sensed that the ghosts were returning to the underworld, and they were about to rise into the sky, and he heard the noise of entanglements in the forest.Shi Zili seldom used such a heavy hand on mortals, so he went to check it out, thinking of doing a good deed every day to neutralize it.

But it was a group of people dressed as servants, who were struggling with the villagers.They were like wolves and tigers, each with a sword in hand, and after frightening the villagers, they dragged out the women and children hiding in the house. The women pulled them into a cart, and the children were taken away by another.

Shi Zili is still an old drama of robbing women, but it doesn't make sense to rob so many at once, not to mention that all the people arrested are dressed as young women, and they are not girls who have not left the court, let alone children.

He didn't know why, so he didn't want to force himself, he said: "Where did the time go?" The servant's dragging movement stopped, the child's crying stopped, and a woman was begging them to return the child, kneeling halfway Pause in mid-air.

Shi Zili touched the woman's head and resumed her time flow: "Sister-in-law, don't be afraid, I saw this battle when I first came here, I don't know what's going on?"

Seeing that everyone around her was motionless at first, the woman was terrified. She glanced at Shi Zili's face twice. He was very friendly, with a standard good face, and she calmed down somewhat.This way of appearance, the masters who talk about storytelling, say that it is the way of the gods.The woman knelt down on the ground: "I beg the gods to save my child!"

She was crying while talking, her logic was confused, Shi Zili took out scented tea with calming effect, brewed a bag of flushing water for her to drink, and the woman explained the whole story clearly.There is a senior official in the capital whose wife is extremely ugly. I don't know a quack doctor who got a folk prescription, saying that drinking the tears of a thousand young daughter-in-laws under the age of 20 can make her beautiful.

The quack doctor also said that the prescription must be effective. If drinking it doesn't work, it must be because the tears have decreased, so let them cry more and cry more.Can't you cry?I'm sorry, we will kill the child.

The woman cried, "In the small village near the capital, I don't know how many people are separated from their husbands and wives, and their flesh and blood are torn apart."

Shi Zili frowned and said, "At the feet of the Son of Heaven, there are so many nobles, how come no one cares about it?" How big an official must this be, dare to make such a big fuss?This man is not only bad, but also stupid.

The woman said: "It is the younger brother of the empress, the uncle of the country. Who dares to take care of the officials and officials?"

"..." Shi Zili picked out his ears, "What?"

The current emperor is Song Renzong, and his wife and younger brother are Cao Guojiu, the remaining one of the Eight Immortals.Shi Zili tried to get in touch with this man since he was granted the title of Uncle Cao, but it seemed that heaven was interfering with him. As soon as he approached Uncle Cao's mansion, he sensed a great murderous intent, so he didn't dare to act rashly for a while.

Cao Guojiu is similar to Han Xiangzi. Among the Eight Immortals, he is a little transparent. There are few legends about him, and Shi Zili has no impression.But being able to enter the rank of the Eight Immortals should not have such a big stain. I hurriedly asked for some details, and found that the uncle Guo that the woman said was also called Uncle Cao. direct brother.

Uncle Daguo is an upright official with a good reputation, but his younger brother is incompetent, bullies men and women, and commits all kinds of evil. This time is not the most outrageous thing he has done.Uncle Er Guo fell in love with the wife of a scholar, and forced him to death. His wife followed him unbearably. It is said that she was still pregnant with a child, leaving behind the old mother of a scholar. Unexpectedly, the horse was startled by this matter, and was kicked to death by the horse's front hoof.Uncle Daguo contained her body and left in a hurry.

It happened in this village, and everyone was outraged.

Shi Zili heard some evil things said by the woman, and withdrew his magical powers.

There was a leader among the servants who didn't know about the stillness of time. A man appeared suddenly in a blink of an eye. Seeing Shi Zili's bright clothes, he was not sure of his identity, but he didn't blindly spread hatred. He said politely: "This Young master, we are on business for the uncle’s mansion, you—”

Shi Zili ignored him, untied the horse and led it aside, pulled out the beam of the carriage, and blew a whistle, several servants couldn't help themselves, one by one they passed through the top of the beam like grasshoppers.

He read: "Golden cudgel, big, big!" The beam continued to stretch, towering high above half the sky, and the screams of the servants could be clearly heard.

Shi Zili told the villagers to disperse, thrust the crossbeam into the back, flew into the capital, landed on the street where Xiaoguo's uncle's mansion was located, swayed towards Xiaoguo's mansion, and said in his mouth: "Become beautiful, white and beautiful, let you I am awakened by myself every day, 300 years of exclusive secret recipe, if it doesn’t work, you don’t need money!” It’s strange, how can there be immortal energy left in this uncle’s mansion?I don't know which god lived here for a while?

His voice was not loud, but it spread steadily to every corner of the street. After walking around the street twice, he saw the corner door of Guojiu's mansion open, and a man who looked like a butler rushed out with servants and guards, and said angrily: "Who dares to make a noise in front of the uncle's mansion!" At a glance, he was carrying a large pillar tens of meters high, walking very easily. Most of it disappeared immediately, Nuonuo said, "You, you...what do you want to do?"

Immortals are walking around all over the place these days. A table offering fruit and a great dance can summon immortals. Shi Zili is not a mortal at first glance. The servant rushed to report, complaining in his heart, he was familiar with the servants who were hung up, the one who was sent out to arrest the woman and child today, I am afraid that he did not have the eyes to offend this god. Where did he learn about the scholar, and he came to question him, but he didn't know how to end it.

In the mansion, Uncle Cao Guo heard what the servants said. He frowned so much that he could kill a fly. He looked at Uncle Er Guo and asked, "What's wrong with you? Just Zhang Xiucai, spread the word, I can't keep it." You, another one now?"

Uncle Er Guo didn't dare to answer, so he ran out quickly, cupped his hands and said with a smile, "I've seen a fairy!"

Shi Zili grinned: "Uncle Xiaoguo cares about the country and the people, and works for the people's well-being. It's touching. No, I heard that my wife is ugly, so Xiaodao Tete came to deliver medicine." As soon as he withdrew his mana, more than a dozen people The family member fell to the ground and was completely dizzy, "The tears of these thousand women can indeed turn the bones into red, but it's a pity that they lack a medicine."

Uncle Er Guo asked: "If you dare to ask the immortal family, what kind of medicine is it..."

What a lack of thoughtfulness, can people say good things next?Uncle Cao Guo interrupted him: "My younger brother is mischievous and mischievous, it's all because I didn't discipline him well—someone, get the board, and I'll enforce the family law and kill this inhuman beast!"

Shi Zili clapped his hands and said, "Okay, Uncle Daguo understands the truth!"

Uncle Cao Guo said that Yun Yun was beaten to death, but it was just a lie, the two brothers were not born rich, they suffered a lot in the market since they were young, and they grew up dependent on each other.No matter how incompetent this younger brother is, he is still a real brother, his bones are broken and his tendons are still connected. Although he is angry, he is reluctant to sacrifice his life for a scholar.

However, Shi Zili blinked his big eyes and watched from the sidelines. Uncle Cao Guo wanted to run on him but failed, so he let him run on with words. coming.

Uncle Er Guo wanted to escape, so several guards escorted him to the ground.Uncle Cao Guo raised the board, saw Shi Zili smiling and said nothing, gritted his teeth, and hit the board hard.

Uncle Er Guo howled and screamed, his voice gradually weakened as he went down a dozen boards.Uncle Cao Guo's beating became lighter and lighter, and he really couldn't let him go. Fortunately, Shi Zili said: "Wait a minute."

Uncle Cao Guo felt relieved, that's right, his two brothers are relatives of the emperor after all, blessed by the dragon energy, they are immortals, they dare not provoke such karma, just a small punishment and a big punishment.

Shi Zili smiled and said: "Let Xiaodao go down to the underworld, invite the bull's head and horse face, and arrest his soul, before the scholar's family is reincarnated, let them see their enemies and punish them."

Uncle Cao Guo: "..."

Shi Zili withdrew his smile a little bit, and said lightly: "If Uncle Guo can't do it, Xiaodao is willing to do it for you." Xiucai's mother was trampled to death by Uncle Cao's horse's hoof. Someone died, but kicked the old lady to death. Is this an accident, or is it murder?

It's not good to overdo conspiracy theories, but it can always be seen from Cao Guojiu's words and deeds that he still wants to protect Er Guojiu and try his best to help him deal with it.Shi Zili appeared as a fairy, and even encountered obstacles, if he really left it to the mortal officials to handle the matter, it's hard to say how it will end.

@宝正, this famous official seems to be from Song Renzong's period, please come out.

Uncle Cao Guo is a good official, and maybe he will be a good god in the future, but at this time he is more inclined to be a good brother.Although Shi Zili disagrees with the nature of human relations, it is also understandable.

Fortunately, in Shi Zili's eyes, Uncle Er Guo is just a damn villain, so he doesn't need to make such difficult choices.He fixedly looked at Uncle Cao Guo without urging him.

After a long while, Uncle Cao Guo burst into tears: "I can't protect him today. I'm sorry for my younger brother, I'm sorry for my parents and sisters. I protect my younger brother, kill and injure people, and die a hundred times. I'm sorry for Zhang Xiucai's family, I'm sorry for the monarch of heaven and earth, I'm sorry for the people of Li. Since then, Cao has hidden himself in the mountains and done good deeds to make up for his mistakes." Throwing down the board, taking off the black gauze hat on his head, he walked away silently.

Shi Zili got a [Gui·Uncle Cao Guoshu] card in his hand. Now that the Eight Immortals deck is complete, the system detects that the main and side missions are all over, and he leaves the instance after five seconds.

In the countdown of the female electronic voice "four, three, two, one", the board in Shi Zili's hand fell heavily.The moment he left the dungeon, his cultivation base, which had been stagnant for a long time, advanced by leaps and bounds, jumping from the early stage of fugue to the state of great consummation.