I cultivate immortality only by mouth

Zhang Guo is always a believer. After confirming the bet again, he said goodbye and left. After half a month, he returned to Zengcheng County and told Shi Zili the news: "It's done. There is a mountain villager in Huadu County. I offended a god, and the god sent down a punishment. It was planned to stop raining in Huadu County for three consecutive months, but now it has been relieved."

He also said: "It's just that one day in the sky and one year in the earth, the unblocking order is passed to the heavenly court, and the heavenly court promulgates the decree to the Dragon King. It will always take some time. If Xiaoyou Shi has a rain method, you might as well use it. The people of Huadu County will all accept it." You are kind." At least it would take four or five days, Zhang Guolao passed through Huadu County when he came back, the situation was already very difficult, if there is no external help, he might not be able to survive the four or five days.

Shi Zili quickly responded, and assigned Dongting Dragon Girl to rush there, and said with a smile, "Thank you, Mr. Zhang."

Zhang Guolao spoke lightly, never mentioning which god he had offended, how much trouble he had spent in planning, Shi Zili was not petty, he didn't talk too much about asking for details, and he just thanked him.

Although he won the bet, these days he is still racking his brains to create new delicacies, including those invented by Chinese people in later generations, as well as British dark cuisine, French cuisine, German sausage, etc. I chose ones that are more in line with Chinese tastes, and collected 99 kinds.

Shi Zili hosted a banquet in honor of Zhang Guolao, and invited Lan Caihe and He Xiugu to accompany him.Zhang Guolao was greedy for delicacies, seeing this great joy, he chewed it according to the case, and ate it with great joy.

The banquet was held for three days and three nights, and the host and guest enjoyed themselves.Lan Caihe was the only mortal at the banquet. He was exhausted. He fell asleep after eating, and ate when he woke up. He didn't know how many times he had slept. In a daze, someone patted him on the shoulder: "Boy Lan, you are so mean to me!" Eyes, why don't you come with me. There are thousands of worlds, thousands of rivers and mountains, we, old and young, also have a companion."

Being able to travel with the gods is a blessing that cannot be cultivated in a few lifetimes.Lan Caihe came to his senses completely, happy and reluctant to part with him, so he stole a look at He Xiugu.

Zhang Guolao hated iron for being weak, so he scolded him through sound transmission: "Bah, those who don't think about making progress, don't piss and take care of their own virtues! Miss He will still look like this after 1000 years, but I don't know what happened to your bones Where to find it?"

These days, they are especially particular about being well-matched, Lan Caihe and Ben have no family background, and suddenly knowing that He Xiugu has been ranked in the fairy class, they feel that the relationship is hopeless, and they are depressed.

Zhang Guo said: "If you want to make progress and know honor and disgrace, I will recommend you to be one of the Eight Immortals in the future. Wouldn't you be happy to be a carefree deity? There are still many days to meet with Miss He!" Ignore it and ride backwards On the donkey, he walked away.

Lan Caihe felt that it was reasonable, said goodbye to Shi Zili and He Xiugu, and even made a special trip to thank Shi Zili, if it wasn't for his help, such a chance might not have happened to him, so he left in a hurry.

He Xiugu said: "I just hope that everyone will get better." She was a little happy for Lan Caihe, but she didn't mean to give up her nostalgia.

Shi Zili somewhat felt the feeling of an old man marrying a daughter, seeing He Xiugu ignoring the young boy's hospitality, he felt an inexplicable sense of joy, nodded and said: "Exactly, when you become a fairy, you will have the opportunity to meet more outstanding boys Son, there might be one or two that I like.” The boys I met during my undergraduate studies are definitely different from those during my PhD studies, not to say that undergraduate students are definitely not as good as doctoral students, but the platform is different, and the probability is also different.

But He Xiugu said with a smile: "I was not born to marry, nor did I become a fairy to marry a better man. I look down on all men in the world."

This is also very good, independent women in the new era.Shi Zili smiled, opened his mouth to speak, and suddenly sensed that the Dongting Dragon Girl had returned to his dantian, remained still in the form of a card, his expression changed slightly, coaxed her back to the tofu shop, and spun on his heels, entering the small world of Qiankun .

It was supposed to rain for five days, but it came back in only three days.He made up a lot of brains in a flash, not to mention that the fairy was narrow-minded and insisted on killing the people of Huadu County. On the surface, he promised Zhang Guolao to reveal this festival, but in fact he injured the dragon girl of Buyu.

However, after entering the small world, not only was Long Nu not seriously injured, but her complexion was even more ruddy than usual - she was so angry.She said angrily: "I don't know where Deng Tuzi came from, he insisted that he was destined to have a relationship with the Dragon King's daughter, and he insisted on playing the flute for me!"

Shi Zili hurriedly asked: "Where is that person?" Just kidding, Dongting Dragon Girl is someone who can survive under Bi Fang's hands for an hour. The master's mana cannot be supplied, and even Feng Yu might not be a match for Dragon Girl.

Dragon Girl said: "Let me kill him with one sword."

Shi Zili immediately became heartbroken, and his voice was terrified: "Is that Deng Tuzi's surname Han?!"

After all, this is a copy of the Eight Immortals. Speaking of people who play the flute, the first thing that comes to mind is Han Xiangzi. It is rumored that he is the grandnephew of the great writer Han Yu. The positioning is that mortals become immortals, and no monsters are mixed in.

——It doesn't matter!The important thing is that the person suspected of Han Xiangzi let Longnu kill him!How many years in prison would it take to kill the Eight Immortals?

The dragon girl thought for a while, and made a flower-like volley with her right hand, and there appeared in front of her a young man in a white robe, Pianpianjia. .

Shi Zili felt that the stamp of "Life Imprisonment" was printed on his forehead, and he tried to die: "Could it be some spirits wandering in the world?"

"No, he is a mortal." Long Nu was very sure, "Do you suspect that he is Han Xiangzi?"

Shi Zili didn't bother to say more, he came out of the small world of Qiankun, shouted "Look at me, any door", took out a pink door from his belly, and put it on the ground, closed it and opened it again, Has come to Huadu County.

The place where he appeared was a riverside in Huadu County, and there was a dead body lying under a willow tree.The dragon girl sighed: "You don't know, this Mr. Han and Liu Sheng look alike, and the two of us fell in love under the willow tree back then. When he suddenly appeared, I..." She is a woman who has been hurt by love. The scumbag cheated money and sex.

Shi Zili had already calmed down at this time, and in turn comforted her: "It's okay, it's because of his misbehavior." He stepped forward to touch the body, but the body was still warm, and blurted out, "Young man, hit me while it's hot!"

Fortunately, this is a fresh corpse, and the efficiency of the bull-headed horse-face is relatively low, so it hasn't come to take away the soul yet.Qiankun Shuye swallowed the corpse into it, followed by pebbles, feeling at a loss as to what to do with the corpse: "How to draw the soul out?"

Dragon Girl said: "You can say something about his life, draw out the memory of the soul, and he will leave the body by himself."

Han Xiangzi can be regarded as the little transparent among the Eight Immortals, and there are very few records about him. These days, there is no mobile phone signal, and there is no way to ask Du Niang. The only thing Shi Zili has an impression of is his relationship with Han Yu.

Thinking of this verse, his eyes lit up. Didn't Han Yu have a poem called "Zuoqian to Languan Shows His Nephew Xiang", Han Xiangzi is Han Yu's grandnephew!Busily read out the famous line from this poem: "Where is the home of the Qinling Mountains in Yunheng, and the snow embraces the Languan and the horses don't move forward. Knowing that you are far away, you should be interested, so that you can take my bones by the river." It is a bit darkly humorous, Han Xiangzi did not As written in the poem, Han Yu's bones were collected and buried, but he himself died by the water.

After reading this poem, a transparent soul floated out of the corpse, and Han Xiangzi in Ah Piao state smiled all over his face, cupped his hands and said, "Thank you, Miss Longnv, for helping me become a fairy!"

"..." Shi Zili paused before saying, "Who told you that you became a fairy?"

Han Xiangzi said: "I knew that I was destined to be extraordinary since I was a child. When I visited warlocks all over the world, a great virtue asserted that as long as I develop a relationship with a certain stunning dragon girl, I will be able to ascend in the daytime and be included in the immortal class."

All the way south from Chang'an City, he heard that there was a great fairy in Zengcheng County. When he passed by Huadu County, he saw a dragon girl who appeared to make rain.

This is a predestined meeting. Han Xiangzi turned around and said happily, "I'm as light as a swallow now, as if floating in the clouds. I must have become a fairy. It's no wonder that the world is so happy to be a fairy." People are flocking to them." At this point, thinking of something, he hastily bowed his head to make amends, "Xiaosheng is frightened, not frivolous by nature, but when he first saw the real face of the dragon girl, he was agitated, and he was rude, so I am ashamed to say it."

Dragon Girl: "...just as long as you are happy." She regretted it, because she hated this face, she stabbed a sword between her eyebrows, as if she had smashed her brain along the way?

Han Xiangzi turned around, turned around, turned around, kicked something under his feet, looked down, and wondered: "It turns out that becoming an immortal wants to give up his body?" When he looked carefully, he was even more surprised, "Why is there such a big hole on my forehead?" Hole?"

The dragon girl drew her sword very quickly, he didn't know that he was stabbed to death, he would fly away when he closed his eyes, and he was extremely puzzled by the bleeding from his body.

Shi Zili smiled and said: "You are a soldier who becomes an immortal, have you heard of it?"

It is said that many generations of Zhang Tianshi were soldiers and became immortals. This is simply the highest state of immortality!Han Xiangzi was very excited.

Shi Zili said: "Let's work together to create a new body for you, shall we? Only with a body can we continue to practice."

Han Xiangzi nodded.

Knowing that she had gotten into a catastrophe, Longnv offered to find materials to reshape his body.Shi Zili stayed in the small world of Qiankun to talk to Han Xiangzi, seeing the right time and euphemistically telling the whole story.

Han Xiangzi was stunned for a while, then Fang said, "I'm not a fairy, but a ghost?"

Shi Zili hurriedly said: "With a new body, you will be a half-immortal. Longnu has a high vision and strong ability. She will definitely be able to find the treasures of heaven and earth. Then I will teach you the method of cultivation."

"Okay, okay!" Han Xiangzi is an optimist, and he didn't suffer any disadvantages. He exchanged a broken skin for the body of a fairy, and he was able to practice Taoism, but he also picked up a master for nothing. Fortune-telling warlocks still have real skills.

The dragon girl came back after a while, holding a lot of white lotus roots in her arms: "First make a container and put it in his soul. The soul of a mortal is very weak, and it will be bad for him to expose it for a long time."

Since it is for temporary use, it does not need to be too fine.Shi Zili used toothpicks to string the lotus roots together to form a human figure, luring Han Xiangzi's soul into it.The human-shaped lotus root moved around, tripped over Han Xiangzi's corpse, fell to pieces on the ground, lost half of his left arm, and rolled his head far away.

Long Nu silently ran out to pick up the ball and put it on his neck again.Shi Zili picked up a pen to add facial features to the lotus root, and sure enough this time it was much better. Han Xiangzi's voice came slowly from the mouth of the lotus root ball: "Oh, it seems that there is no soul state that is comfortable."

Long Nuzhuang didn't hear it, and said: "Go to Kunlun Mountain to get Ganoderma lucidum and snow lotus?"

Shi Zili said: "In this day and age, the plate that produces Suwu's goat's milk is still in Beihai, so it's better to get goat's milk." It's not certain whether Kunlun Mountain can get treasure, but Beihai can definitely get it. A hundred birds in the forest are not as good as one. bird in hand.

One of them wants to go to the northwest and the other wants to go to the northeast. They have different opinions and time is very tight.After a short calculation, Shi Zili said, "We will split up." He stretched out three fingers, indicating that we will meet here in three months.

Han Xiangzi obediently took off his head and handed it to him.

Shi Zili: "...Thank you." Not this split!