I cultivate immortality only by mouth

Shi Zili was dressed in Taoist robes, sitting on the altar, pretending to be a magic stick.There was at least thirty villagers in line in front of him waiting for a fortune-telling.Daoist Shi calculates the three hexagrams every day, not because of the order of the queue, but because of his eyesight.

He has lived in this small town for so long, and he knows the situation of everyone's family clearly. Some people questioned his fortune-telling skills, and he casually said a few pieces of information to convince the people, and his words were quite masterful.

Shi Zili is a half-hearted fortune teller, he didn't light up this skill, but at most these common people would ask if they can make a fortune, when their wife will give birth with a big belly, he just needs to say it, and it will come true.

He is not a calculation, but a koi. He says everything for the good, and it will come true.Shi Zili was even moved by him, not to mention, this is a good thing to accumulate merit, he felt that his cultivation was gradually increasing.

Among the people queuing up today, there was a new face, in his early forties, haggard, dusty, Shi Zili revived, and Zhang Guolao finally let himself be ticked off.

Feng Yu was hidden by his side, and as soon as his eyes fell on the man, Feng Yu said: "He is the county magistrate of Huadu County, surnamed Shan, Shan Juyan, he is a mortal body, not transformed by Zhang Guolao."

What's wrong with a good county magistrate, so why come to Zengcheng County alone?Huadu County is not far from here.Shi Zili was really curious, and read a line of Wang Wei's frontier poem: "If you want to ask about the border with a bicycle, you belong to the country and pass Juyan. The poor road has no chance to visit Juyan, but Juyan came to look for me."

Juyan and "Juyan" have the same pronunciation and different characters, and the first character of this poem is a single character, which has a different pronunciation from the same character of the single surname.Others didn't understand what he meant, but Shan Juyan was startled, hurried out of the line, and threw himself to the ground: "The villain came from Huadu County overnight, begging the immortals to save the people of our county!"

Feng Yu explained for him: "He has been working day and night without sleep for two days, and every hour, he kowtows in this direction three times, which is actually pious."

Kowtowing after walking a few steps is not the way of Taoism. It is so solemn that even pebbles feel uncomfortable.But this person was really sincere, and he only said that he had something to ask for, and he didn't say anything about his kowtow on the road to add weight.

He squinted his eyes: "What do you want?"

Shan Juyan lamented: "Huadu County has not had a drop of water for several months, the well water is dry, and the farmland is dry and cracked. In this midsummer heat, there is really no way out. I heard that there are immortals in Zengcheng County, so I came here to pray Rain." He kowtowed repeatedly.

Shi Zili is quite tricky. Tang Dynasty is different from modern times. In modern times, gods from all walks of life are hidden, demons dance wildly, human beings are more patient than gods, and the bottom line of the whole society is lower.But in the Tang Dynasty, there were full-time gods responsible for the rain. Didn’t the opening chapter of "Journey to the West" say that when it rains and how much it rains, a decree needs to be issued from the heavens. If it is a little bit short, the Dragon King will be beheaded .

The amount of rainfall around Zengcheng County is normal, but there is no rain in Huadu County.It is often written in mortal storybook novels that scholars and monks pray for rain, but in fact they are half a bottle of vinegar with meager cultivation. They calculate when it will rain in a certain place, forcefully touch the porcelain, set up an altar and recite a few spells, and treat the rain as their own. I begged, and a true cultivator would not dare to mess around with this.

Just because it can't rain doesn't mean he can't get out of the siege.Shi Zili took a compromise method and asked Shan Juyan to go to the town to buy the best ink, grind it for himself, took out the old ink brush, and carefully sketched on the pages of Qiankun Book, drawing a dignified A middle-aged man, dressed in the uniform of the prime minister of the Three Kingdoms period.

The middle-aged man walked out of the canvas, and the people were in an uproar.Shan Juyan didn't even realize he took half a step back, frightened to death.

Shi Zili said: "This is Jiang Wan, Jiang Gong, one of the four prime ministers of the Shu Han Dynasty. Later generations praised 'the prime minister can pull a boat in his belly', and the earliest allusion came from him." Jiang Wan didn't smile or speak, like a wooden man Stand by his side.

Shi Zili read again: "The turbulent wind blows the lotus water, and the dense rain slantly invades the Li wall." There are too many poems describing heavy rain in the world, how to improve it?Find a more uncommon word.

After speaking, there was a strong wind and heavy rain, but not a single drop of rain fell to the ground.Jiang Wan opened his mouth and sucked all the rainwater into his belly.His stomach seemed to be a bottomless pit, the torrential rain continued for two hours, but his stomach was still as flat as before.

When the two hours came, Shi Zili recovered his magical powers, and looked at the dumbfounded Shan Juyan: "Let Jiang Xiang accompany you to Huadu County, the rain in his belly is enough to last for a while. This is transformed by my mana." , not a real person, the rainwater spit out can be drunk as usual, contaminated by mana, it is also good for the human body, it can be used to irrigate farmland, and it can also promote food production.”

Shan Juyan hurriedly said: "Thank you, Immortal, thank you, Immortal!" Life can't go on, you can even drink urine, how can you dislike the water being unclean?Couldn't help but knelt down and kowtowed to Shi Zili again.

But Jiang Wan said: "My lord, I will spend a lot of money to use the universe in my belly, and I'm afraid it will be difficult to make it to Huadu County."

"It's okay, just drink it when you're tired." Shi Zili gave him two cans of Red Bull, and said mysteriously, "Life is either a brave adventure or a waste of time. Your energy is beyond your imagination."

"..." Jiang Wan silently put the Red Bull into his sleeve, "I will definitely complete the task successfully."

Thanks Shan Juyan, he sent Shi Zili away together.He had already sensed that there were guests coming, and said to the surrounding people: "The poor man has spent so much mana today that he is no longer able to tell fortunes, everyone, please go back."

He has been upgraded from a magic stick to an immortal, and everyone has nothing to say, and they all dispersed in a short time.The sharp-eyed one greeted: "Boy Lan, go quickly, don't disturb the immortal anymore!" If you dare to hold back and offend the immortal, everyone will be implicated.

Lan Caihe only had a wry smile, he brought Zhang Guolao here, and happened to see Jiang Wan walking out of the painting, if what Xiugu He said was right, this Taoist priest should be Shi Xiaoer.I ran into an old man selling fruit on the side of the road, he was a fairy, and Shi Xiaoer, who had been playing since he was a child, was also a fairy, couldn't the lover of his dreams be a fairy too, right?

Zhang Guolao smiled slightly: "My little friend designed to lure me here, what's the purpose?" He believed that the person who set up the plot had no malicious intentions, and was afraid of other reasons.When I saw him today, he really had a deep relationship with the Eight Immortals.

Feng Yu emerged from his side, Shi Zili smiled and said, "I want to make a bet with Mr. Zhang."

Zhang Guolao had three major hobbies in his life: singing, eating and drinking, and betting. Because of his bet with Lu Ban, he failed to collapse the Zhaozhou Bridge. As a bet, he rode a donkey around the world.

Someone set up this game to bet with him, which is interesting and interesting.Zhang Guolao laughed loudly: "Here, what are you betting on?"

Shi Zili stretched out his hand and pointed at a pontoon bridge across the creek: "Just bet on whether Mr. Zhang can collapse this bridge. Both sides can use whatever means they can. If I win by luck, please ask Mr. Zhang to solve the problem of Huadu County University. The Siege of Drought." He hadn't thought about what the bet was, and he didn't ask for anything from Zhang Guolao, and it happened that Shan Juyan had just asked for advice, so he brought it up.

Zhang Guolao nodded and said: "Okay, if I win, the boy will find 99 kinds of delicacies in the world that I have never tasted before." He boasted, thinking that this pontoon bridge can be compared with Luban's Zhaozhou Bridge no?

He intentionally made it difficult, but Shi Zili readily agreed, hey, I really think I have eaten all the delicious food in the world, do you know what is cola chicken wings, have you ever eaten pizza, have you ever drank cat poop coffee?

The two clapped their hands three times and made an oath.

Zhang Guolao took out the origami donkey from the towel box, blew his breath and turned into a donkey, and sat on the donkey's back by himself.The donkey spread its four hooves and took a step forward.

When taking the first step, the donkey's head turns into the sun.

In the second step, the donkey's tail turned into the moon.

The pebbles forced mana, and the Qinglong galaxy turned into a golden dragon. This trick was comprehended when he was fighting Qingniu.Youlong breaks out, each dragon scale becomes a star, the moon transformed into the donkey's tail is like an iron nail attracted by a magnet, sinks into the golden dragon's mouth, and turns into a night pearl held by it.

At the same time, a strong man holding a bow and arrow has been drawn on the page of Qiankun Book, and the word "Hou Yi" is written on the spine.As soon as Hou Yipu landed, he bent his bow and set an arrow, and shot at the donkey's head.

Houyi's arrow, if you look at its attributes from the small world of Qiankun, you will find that it has a unique attribute. If there is more than one sun in the world, it will be infinitely powerful, and a mandatory arrow can shoot for a day.After the pebbles and gravels were removed, the sun hung high above the head. The donkey's head transformed into a sun that exceeded the standard. When it was shot through by an arrow, the red sun disappeared and turned into a donkey's head again.

This time and again, the donkey had stepped onto the pontoon bridge, and a giant tortoise with a long snake on its back emerged from the stream. The tortoise shell supports the bridge deck from bottom to top.

The donkey snorted and took the third step. The right front hoof turned into Dongyue Taishan, the left front hoof turned into Xiyue Huashan, the two hind hooves were Nanyue Hengshan and Beiyue Hengshan, and the neck of the donkey was Zhongyue Songshan.

After all, the tortoise is a juvenile body, and after holding on for five steps, the tortoise's shell shattered, separated from the Xuanwu galaxy, and returned to the pebble gravel dantian for warming.Under the donkey's hoof, cracks appeared.

Shi Zili sang badly: "No matter how heavy the five mountains are, they are also tangible mountains. Compared with the sufferings on the shoulders of the old Chinese people, they are not worth mentioning." He took a breath, "Imperialism, feudalism, bureaucratic capital doctrine!"

The three big mountains that oppressed the people during the New Democratic Revolution rose up from the ground and once again touched the bridge deck, standing still.

Zhang Guolao couldn't figure it out, he already knew that this little monk's words were extremely effective in praying for rain, but what are these three principles?How could there be three big mountains?

He recited the mantra again, and moved to the nearby Mang Mountain and Dang Mountain, but he still couldn't do it with these three mountains.One mountain after another pressed on the donkey's back, but there was no effect. Even if the sun and the moon were summoned again, it would not work.

It’s useless even if you move the Himalayas. Shi Zili just watched from the sidelines with a calm face. This trick can only be solved by socialism. He doesn’t believe that a god of the Tang Dynasty can recite the party constitution.

Walking to the middle of the bridge deck, there were only cracks on the bridge. The donkey couldn't bear it first, fell to the ground, and turned into a thin sheet of paper.Zhang Guolao sighed secretly, put the donkey into the towel box: "I am ashamed."

"Where, I'm far behind you," Shi Zili said modestly, "I'm just standing on the shoulders of the people."

Zhang Guo said: "I would like to bet and admit defeat. I will ask a few brothers to inquire together to see which gods Huadu County has offended, and come forward to resolve the matter."

A system prompt popped up in front of Shi Zili: "Congratulations to the player for getting the [Lao·Riding the Donkey Zhang Guolao] card, [Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea, each showing their magical powers] deck collection progress: 4/8."