[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

Xibo has no problem; Ji Chang has no problem, but "Xibo Marquis" has problems, not only problems, but serious problems.

Because the real Shang Dynasty did not have the title of "Marquis" at all, so this is something unique to the Zhou Dynasty, and it was compiled into the book called "Zhou Li".

Luo Xiaoshou covered his aching head, and glanced at Xilai, who was holding a piece of snow cake he got in a lottery last month, and was eating happily. By the way, who can explain it to me?Which author likes to eat snow cakes so much that he has a ton of snow cakes in his own space, so why don't even the post-apocalyptic novels have to do that?How much did you charge for advertising?

"Evil, do you know Dong Bohou, Bei Bohou, and Nan Bohou?" Luo Xiaoshou asked with a trembling voice.

There are "Xibo Jichang" in history, but there must be no "East, North, and South Bohou"... At least it is impossible to have them all. If there are all... it can only prove that this is indeed not an era of official history.

"I know!" Elai raised his head, his face covered with biscuit crumbs and icing sugar, "Dongbohou Jiang Huanchu, Nan'e Chongyu, Beibohou Chonghou Hu, are the four great princes of the Great Shang."

Every time Elai said a name, Luo Xiaoshou felt his heart tremble, and in the end he felt that his heartbeat would stop, "Does Dong Bohou have a daughter who is about my age?"

"Huh? The prince often lives in the deep palace, and he even knows about such things? I heard from my second brother, Ji Sheng, that Jiang Houye's daughter is not only beautiful, but also very gentle, virtuous and kind...Prince, what are you doing?" Why is your face so ugly?" Elai looked at Luo Xiaoshou nervously, and asked anxiously.

"Hehe... I'm just a little tired and don't want to love anymore." Luo Xiaoshou covered his head in pain.

Originally, he was still thinking about using the advantages of the Jinjiang Great Turntable—for example, the corn and potatoes he pumped out a few years ago, to build the Shang Dynasty into a beautiful and harmonious society, and to change his destiny of becoming a faint and tyrant through the ages. As a result... ...It turned out to be a world of conferred gods.

No wonder those people are not at all surprised by their natural supernatural powers and often make strange remarks. Thinking about the world, there are gods, so what is there to be surprised about?Compared to classmate Na Tuo... No, it's classmate Nezha, it's almost normal for me to die.

Fengshen... Fengshen... Or, why don't you just give up the throne and find a fairy mountain to practice?Anyway, not all Yin Hong and Yin Jiao can practice, so why can't they?snort!The crown prince is going to give birth to a son, and he will definitely not be called Yin Hong and Yin Jiao!

But... Luo Xiaoshou sighed, he knew his own affairs, and he found that he didn't have that talent for cultivation.

The Jinjiang Big Turntable has also drawn several times the mentality and moves of cultivating the real and even the immortal, but after practicing, he found that he has nothing special about him except that he is stronger. It will leak inexplicably... yes, it will leak, just like a flat tire. It was originally full and hard, but after a while it becomes soft, and I don't know where it leaked from.

To make matters worse, Fengshen has many colleagues. Is this the orthodox "Fengshen Yanyi"?Or is it the Japanese "Fengshen Yanyi" in which Gundam fights the Skyhawk?Or is it the prehistoric gods that are popular in China nowadays?

If it's the former, as long as I don't write little yellow poems in Nuwa Temple, I'll probably be fine; but if it's the latter two... the one in the middle, I just need to cling to Wen Zhong... ah!Wen Zhong didn't wear half of the mask, so it's definitely not the anime version; the last prehistoric conferred god or something, I'd better admit defeat as soon as possible.

It's all the fault of Wen Zhong!If he was the same as in the cartoon, if he had nothing to do, he would expose his three eyes, wear half an iron mask, and hold a whip in his hand, he would have recognized this f*ck as the list of gods.

According to Hong Huangwen's setting, conferring gods is a catastrophe of heaven and earth, and the demise of the Shang Dynasty is a matter of luck. Afterwards, Buddhism then traveled eastward to the middle land, and the Dao disappeared and the Buddha rose until 2000 years later.

That is to say, no matter what you do, you can't escape the setting of the demise of the Shang Dynasty, because if the way of heaven wants you to perish, you have to perish.

"Hey! If I had known earlier, it would be better to let that guy Ziqi be the crown prince. After all, I won't be scolded by future generations." Luo Xiaoshou said with a sigh.

"Prince, why are you sighing?" Elai looked at Luo Xiaoshou who was lying on the table weakly. It is rare to see such a listless prince. Could it be that he is sick?This is not like it?How was it just now?

Elai carefully recalled Luo Xiaoshou's every move today, and tried to find out the reason for his idol's listlessness.

Met Prince Ziqi... This shouldn't be the case, the prince never cared about Prince Ziqi at all, how could he be unhappy because of Prince Ziqi?Prince Ziqi said that he was getting married, and that his daughter was Xibohou's daughter...then the prince asked him the names of the southeast and north princes, and...does Dongbohou have a daughter who is about the same age as him?And is Dong Bohou's daughter beautiful?

So, the truth should be... after the crown prince heard that Prince Ziqi was going to marry a wife, he also fell in love with Dong Bohou's daughter?

Um?Dong Bohou's daughter... The four princes are about the same in strength. If the crown prince can marry Dong Bohou's daughter as his wife, it will be very good, and it will also be able to suppress the arrogance of Prince Ziqi.

After thinking about it for a while, he came up with what he thought was the right opinion, and then said: "Prince, if you really like Dong Bohou's daughter, you might as well report it to the king directly. According to the love the king has for the prince, he will obey everything. Prince, why should the prince feel sad here?"

"Ah? I... like Dong Bohou's daughter?" Luo Xiaoshou raised his head in surprise, seeing the evil expression on his face, "Prince, you are going to lie to me", and asked instinctively. .

Elai nodded fiercely, his appearance was similar to a dog who saw a dog's bone.

"I like Dong Bohou's daughter...why didn't I know? I just found out that Dong Bohou has a daughter today... No, I just found out today that I, a big businessman, actually has Dong Bohou! What a god! Trick me!" Luo Xiaoshou said frantically: "The most important thing is that I am only 13 years old this year. According to the laws of our country, I have an intimate relationship with a minor girl under the age of 14, regardless of whether the other party agrees or agrees. Anyone who disagrees will be charged with rape.”

Elai listened to a lot of words that Luo Xiaoshou uttered like a machine gun "bouncing and bouncing" and found that it was completely unintelligible-I understood every word, but I couldn't understand it together up.

However, one sentence is still understandable.

"13 years old is already very old, you can get married." When 15-year-old Elai came here, his face suddenly flushed slightly, "One of my women is pregnant, and the doctor said...it's probably a boy."

"Ah?" Luo Xiaoshou looked at the man who was tall and burly, no different from an adult man, and then remembered that he was still complaining a few days ago that "he accidentally knocked off his baby teeth when eating snow cakes", Dun felt that he was really stupid and young. This is a primitive society where people in their thirties can call themselves "Old Man", not the 21st century where they can brazenly call themselves "Top Ten Youths" in their forties.

"Actually, I do have something to worry about. One person thinks about the good, and the other two think about the shortcoming. Come and help me out." Luo Xiaoshou said.

"Suggestions, although I'm not very good at giving ideas, but since the crown prince said so, I must think seriously." Elai said in a very serious tone.

"Hehe!" Luo Xiaoshou laughed twice, please don't use such a serious tone, can you match it with the expression of "Hurry up! What's not happy, just tell me to make me happy"?

"The thing is like this, if there is one thing that you own for the time being, but it is destined that no matter how well you do it, you will have to give it up to someone else in the end, how would you deal with that thing?" Luo Xiaoshou thought for a while, Played an analogy and said.

"Then destroy it before giving it to others." Elai said in a standard villain tone: "What I can't get, others can't get it either."

Seeing the wickedness of "overbearing general" on his face, Luo Xiaoshou patted his head and felt that he really shouldn't bother, so he asked him to read to himself the novel he picked up at random, "No! That thing can't be destroyed , no matter how severely damaged you are, as long as it falls into the hands of the other party, it can be repaired as new in minutes, and your reputation is still very bad in the end."

"Then just kill the other party." Elai came up with another idea.

"Of course I've thought about it, but..." Think about the TV dramas where Ji Chang is like Tang Monk, and he is like a monster. Every time he wants to eat Tang Monk's meat, countless gods will come to rescue him.

What kind of luck and heaven, I, a modern person, don't understand a word, but in the 21st century, there is a special word to describe this phenomenon - the protagonist's halo.

I am a cannon fodder, how can I fight with someone who opened the cheat?

Luo Xiaoshou really doubted that even if he touched the Death Star and wanted to blast Xiqi into ruins, a fairy would jump out, holding a super magic weapon, and form an air defense shield over Xiqi, maybe with Bounce function.

"You can't destroy it, you can't kill it, then you... it's not your thing anyway, so you can just play with it." After thinking about it for a long time, E Lai found that he couldn't think of any good ideas, so he just said casually. .

"Hehe...you call it self-defeating! But...you say it makes sense, so I'll show you self-deprecation." Luo Xiaoshou straightened up suddenly and said.

Since there are so-called gods in this world, there is naturally such a thing as the Dao of Heaven. If there is a Dao of Heaven, it will definitely have restrictions on the development of the human world.For example, when did it enter the Stone Age; when did it enter the feudal dynasty;

If you disrupt the scientific development law of this world, history will inevitably be revised on a large scale. For example, if you take out corn seeds yourself, the ancient population can be increased by at least several times. What will the world become?cut!Whatever he is, will it be worse than it is now?Anyway, it's not my world, so it's none of my business?After the death of the prince, let him be flooded.

Reminded by the evil words, Luo Xiaoshou, who felt that he must die, made up his mind and decided to get one... It is really hard to say whether the evaluation of history will be a "faint king" or a "tyrant".

Before he died, Luo Xiaoshou finally struggled a bit. He deliberately went to find Wen Zhong, "I heard that the Grand Master once went to the fairy mountain and studied under the immortal's school?"

It’s nothing but Luo Xiaoshou who is full of bullets saying “I don’t understand” or “No such thing””, Wen Zhong touched his beard and nodded and said: “When I was young, I had the honor to learn art under the guidance of the Holy Mother of the Golden Immortal. , It’s just that I am a mortal, and I can’t become a god in the end, so I went down the mountain to help merchants.”

Luo Xiaoshou covered his heart, but felt that he could still save it, so he continued: "I heard that the grand master is proficient in the changes of the five elements of 'gold, wood, water, fire, and earth'; there is a black unicorn that can travel thousands of miles; , can fight tens of thousands of people; in addition, there is a divine eye in the forehead, which can emit several inches of white light, distinguishing evil, loyal, and right and wrong in people's hearts? Can I... see it?"

Looking at Luo Xiaoshou with a cute expression, Wen Zhong thought that the little prince was young and curious, so he practiced all kinds of magical powers in front of Luo Xiaoshou one by one. Luo Xiaoshou was amazed on the surface, but his heart was already inserted Thousands of dollars were spent.

Sure enough, labor and management are fighting with God, and if you have the guts, you can strike a thunderbolt right now... I'm sorry, your thunderbolt is by my side now, and there is no one in charge of thunderstorms yet.

As time went by, after Luo Xiaoshou had been a good prince for a few years, Zi Xian, who had been a great king for 30 years, finally died of a long-term illness in the mood of sadness or joy, and was called "Emperor" by later generations. Second".

Before he died, Zixian entrusted Luo Xiao to Wen Zhong and Bigan, hoping that the two old courtiers could take good care of his little son for his own sake.

And growing up watching "Fengshenbang" since he was a child, knowing that these two will be his right-hand men in the future, Luo Xiaoshou, who will even die because of digging out his own heart, tearfully greeted the two veterans, bowing again and again Bye, I hope you two will never abandon yourself, even if you abandon yourself, as long as you can keep Chengtang's country for 600 years, then it doesn't matter if you are gone.

Modern people are always thick-skinned, Luo Xiaoshou's excellent singing and writing performance, he easily won the loyalty of the two old ministers who had a high degree of affection for him.

The first thing Luo Xiaoshou did when he was in charge was to bury his father first.

During the funeral, Luo Xiaoshou said that his father was always compassionate and merciful, and he didn't want to let so many slaves accompany him to die, so he canceled the ancient system of burial; at the same time, he was afraid that his father would be lonely underground, so he wanted to find someone Went to accompany him, then turned his eyes around among his brothers, and caught the eldest brother Zi Qi at a glance.

Brother, I’m sorry, my father left a will before he died... Well, Qin Shihuang has not yet unified China, and there is no such thing as an "edict", you just need to understand it spiritually, anyway, Dad said that after his death, Let you go down to accompany him, and said that if you don't want to go down to accompany him, let me send your whole family down to accompany him.

So brother, let's see if you go down with our father alone, or with your whole family?

Although Ziqi will continue to die against King Zhou in the future, and in the end he was named the founding king of the Song Dynasty by the Zhou people because he colluded with the Western Zhou Dynasty and became the leader of the party, but the old man Tiandao may feel that if Ziqi is gone, so will Ziyan. the same.

Anyway, in history, Ziqi's throne was inherited from brother to brother, not from father to son, so Ziqi died cleanly without any trouble.

After getting rid of the "buzzing" sound in the imperial court, Luo Xiaoshou took out two more fetishes, potatoes and corns - originally Luo Xiaoshou wanted to use hybrid rice seedlings, but this hybrid rice, it can't If the seeds are reserved for planting, its seeds will degenerate into ordinary rice in the second year at most.Therefore, whether it is a farmer in his own country or a farmer in a crooked country, he has to go to the seed company to re-purchase hybrid rice seeds.

Luo Xiaoshou doesn't know how to scientifically study hybrid rice seedlings, so in desperation, he chose potatoes and corn, which are more convenient and quicker.

The slave society is good. All the slaves belong to their own family or their officials. There is basically no private land, so there is no need to worry that the common people will not plant it. In addition, potatoes and corn are not expensive. Just dig a hole and plant it. , so under the circumstances that Wen Zhongbi Gan Feilian and other veterans gave priority to planting, potatoes and corn soon filled the entire Dashang... well, it was directly under Luo Xiaoshou's territory.

Not only would Luo Xiaoshou never plant potatoes and corns to people like Marquis of Southeast and Northwest, but every potato and corn seed had to be strictly controlled.

Again, a slave society is good, as long as the master doesn't have the heart, the slaves don't have the guts to sell seeds.

At least in the past few years, Luo Xiaoshou didn't have to worry that the princes' congress was stronger than himself.

In order to consolidate his strength, Luo Xiaoshou ordered the princes to present their daughters into the palace...Of course, in order to prevent things like Daji from happening, what Luo Xiaoshou said was that he was going to choose a queen. Well, I don't force it either.

Now, Luo Xiaoshou is less than 20 years old. He is handsome and handsome. According to Xunzi, "King Zhou is tall and beautiful, and he is the best in the world; his muscles are super strong, and he is the enemy of a hundred people."

The translation is that King Zhou is a tall, handsome and wealthy man with a violent display of force.

This era is not yet popular for handsome men and top-notch petites. Everyone has the same aesthetic concept. Basically, it is the original beauty of being tall, majestic, and strong enough to protect his wife and children. Therefore, the current Luo Xiao Shou is the number one golden bachelor of the big business.

Hearing that he was choosing a concubine, the princes from all over the country immediately sent many daughters, even if they didn't have daughters, they would temporarily raise a daughter or something.

According to the "Feng Shen Bang", Luo Xiaoshou chose a dozen or so beauties including Queen Jiang and Concubine Huang, and most of the other women were married to the clan or meritorious ministers.

It’s not that Luo Xiaoshou doesn’t feel good about sex, it’s just that… now it’s the Stone Age, and even the Bronze Age doesn’t know whether it’s entered or not. Of course it’s okay to do this in a feudal society, but in a primitive society, the king received three thousand harem Is he sick?A young, healthy woman who can give birth to a child is such a precious population resource, how can she stay in the palace and guard her empty boudoir?This is not in line with the law of social development.

Don't tell me about the three thousand in the Yellow Emperor's harem. I guess the three thousand is the kind that he dumped after the appointment. It is definitely not a permanent resident of the harem, otherwise he would have wasted it.

Then, Luo Xiaoshou did what he had wanted to do a long time ago, invented papermaking, and then successfully invented pen, ink, inkstone printing and books, so he invented it all at once.

But I turned my head and thought about it again. I invented the above things, but I didn't invent the supporting characters. How can I be worthy of the laws of social science development?Qin Shihuang cannot be allowed to focus on the former.

Under the impetus of the power, Luo Xiaoshou easily unified the characters—simplified characters of course.

Confucianism has not yet appeared these days, and no one cried out that "the characters of the ancestors cannot be moved." In addition, most of them are illiterate, and people do not have much opinion on the non-unification of writing, so the unification of writing is quite smooth.

Because there are potatoes and corn behind him to cheer him up, in addition to strengthening the country culturally, Luo Xiaoshou has not given up on military construction. He not only took the lead in letting the Shang tribe enter the Iron Age, but also adopted some modern methods to train troops, which greatly Greatly improved the combat effectiveness of the Yin Shang army.

After a few years of recuperation, when Dashang's social productivity and population increased, and his national strength increased, Luo Xiaoshou began to use troops to expand abroad, and erected stone monuments wherever he went to commemorate his bravery.

As for whether the people of Zhou would regard this thing as evidence of their lack of military prowess, Luo Xiaoshou had no time to care about it.

Poor soldiers blaspheme martial arts, so poor soldiers blaspheme martial arts. Could it be that the big foodie country has grown from a small tribe in the Yellow River Basin to 960 million later, all because of reading your Zhou people's "Zhou Li"?

Even in later generations, the official ideology of your Zhou people will become the mainstream and become official history in the long run, but the historical records of our merchants cannot disappear under your blockade and siege. I must tenaciously keep it in various historical materials. Put your own stamp on it.

Under this kind of thinking, Luo Xiaoshou frequently attacked Dongyi, pushing the territory of Shang from the Yellow River Basin to the Jianghuai River Basin.

The so-called Dongyi, in terms of history and geography, occupied the area between the Jianghuai River and the Huaihe River, and the Zhou people who reached Jianghan in the south and Bashu in the southwest were Dongyi.

Although he knew that Ji Chang could not be killed, Luo Xiaoshou still used the excuse that Ji Chang had misbehaved with the merchants, so he arrested Ji Chang and put him in Chaoge Prison.

Just as Luo Xiaoshou was pondering what to do next, a bad news came from the north, and there was chaos in Beihai.

According to the "Feng Shen Bang", his Dingguo Zhu Shi Wenzhong Taishi must leave the court to go to Beihai.