[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

"Fengluan treasure tent is very beautiful, full of lacquered gold and delicate makeup. Ququ distant mountains are flying emerald colors; dancing sleeves reflect Xiaxia clothes. Pear blossoms bring rain to compete for beauty; peony cage smoke is charming makeup. But it is enchanting and can move, get it back Changle serves the king." Luo Xiaoshou turned his head, glanced at Elai who was following behind him, pointed to the big characters on the wall with disbelief, and said, "I wrote it?"

E Lai nodded desperately, looked at the writing on the wall, and said with a look of reminiscence: "It's done in one breath, it's natural, without any stagnation, a good poem is really a good poem!" In the dictionary, I found a few words to accurately describe Luo Xiaoshou's unrestrained and handsome appearance when he wrote poems, "Speaking of which, I have known the king for so many years, and I didn't know that the king can write a good poem until today." Hearing about it in the morning, Xi Ke died, and Elai suddenly felt that the first half of his life was really wasted."

"I didn't know until now. Didn't you know it when you were here? Before today, I didn't know that I could write poetry." Luo Xiaoshou gave him a white look, and said, "Come here, take the poem on the wall. Poetry, paint the widow clean!"

"Come on, such a good poem, why does the king want fans?" Looking at Luo Xiaoshou in confusion, he asked.

"Because..." Luo Xiaoshou looked at the lines of big characters on the wall, and frowned deeply.

Who was it just now, or what kind of fairy method, made me write these lines on the wall when I have no memory at all?

Over the years, Luo Xiaoshou was very nervous and afraid every time he went to the Nuwa Palace to sacrifice to Nuwa. Huang Shi wrote it?

For this reason, when Luo Xiaoshou comes to Nuwa Palace to sacrifice to Nuwa every year, he will definitely bring Wen Zhong with him.

There is no other reason. It is said in "Fengshen Yanyi" that Wen Zhong has reached the level of an earth immortal, and he has a divine eye that can distinguish evil, loyal liver, and black and white in people's hearts, which is not much worse than Erlang's divine eye.

And according to the setting of the manga "Fengshen Yanyi" in the small foot basin, the reason why King Zhou turned bad was that he was confused by people and lost his original mind. King Zhou would only be normal when he was by Wen Zhong's side, so the monsters tried every means He wanted to drive Wen Zhong to Beihai to fight.

Unexpectedly, the current situation is really like this. When Wen Zhong was by his side, he ate good food every day, his teeth were good, his appetite was good, his health was good, Wen Zhong had just gone to Beihai, and he started writing little yellow poems.

Luo Xiaoshou looked at the little yellow poem in front of him because he hadn't read for a long time, and he had forgotten whether it was a "quatrain" or a "rhythmic poem", and he felt a throbbing pain in his teeth.

Does the person who wrote this thing have common sense or not?Didn't quatrains and verses have to wait for Cao Cao and the others to develop and flourish, and then they didn't become popular until the Tang Dynasty?There were quatrains and verses in the Shang Dynasty... Oh, it also has a special rhyme?How can you embarrass Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty who wrote "Autumn Wind Song"?He, a person from the Han Dynasty, does not need to rhyme when writing poems, but I, a person from the Shang Dynasty, still need to rhyme when writing poems?

This faker should at least write something like "beautiful, clear and graceful", so that it conforms to the law of social development.

Looking at the completely covered Xiao Huangshi, Luo Xiaoshou snorted coldly, flicked his sleeves and led the officials out the door.

Before going out, Luo Xiaoshou took another look at the stone statue of Nuwa in the center of the altar.

Not to mention that the carving level of the ancient working people has been the same for thousands of years, but this stone statue of Nuwa is far from lifelike.

Well, even if this stone statue of Nuwa is really similar to Nuwa herself, this round body and blessed face is not the one I like no matter how I look at it. With a face of a variety, writing such a little yellow poem that does not conform to the facts is simply an insult to one's own taste.

As Luo Xiaoshou was thinking, he wondered whether to go to Concubine Huang's place to calm down tonight, or Queen Jiang's place to meditate. Both of these two beauties he personally selected...with standard awl faces.

As soon as he returned to the palace, Luo Xiaoshou heard the people he had arranged in Nuwa Palace come to report that the little yellow poems that had been erased from the wall of Nuwa Palace reappeared inexplicably.

"Huh! Sure enough! God's will is hard to do!" Luo Xiaoshou glanced at his big Jinjiang lottery turntable, and there was another lottery draw tonight, and he didn't know what he would get this time.

The last time I saw a jade pendant that could keep my mind clear and resist mental attacks in the lucky draw wheel, I hope I can get that thing, otherwise the Nine-Tailed Fox will play next.

That night, Luo Xiaoshou went to Queen Jiang's bedroom and met Queen Jiang and his two sons, Yin Hong and Yin Jiao.

Looking at this, then looking at that, thinking about the fate of these three people in "Fengshen Yanyi", Luo Xiaoshou felt uncomfortable.

Although Luo Xiaoshou felt that he was not a good person, he was his wife and son after all, how could he just watch his wife and children suffer such a fate?Unfortunately, the way of heaven is like this, what can he do as a mortal?

As one of the six sages of the way of heaven, the leader of Tongtian sect is one of the six sages in the way of heaven. He has a lot of disciples and is called "Ten Thousand Immortals Come to Dynasty". so what?

Calculated by his brothers Yuanshi Tianzun and Taishang Laojun, they joined forces with the Western Buddha Zhunti and Jieyin, and the four saints joined forces to break the Zhuxian sword formation.

Master Tongtian first lost the Four Swords of Immortal Execution, and was beaten violently by the Taishang Laojun and Zhunti. Unconvinced, he used a talisman to worship the six-tailed soul banner of the congenital spiritual treasure on the Zizhi Cliff in Penglai Island.On each tail, the names of Jieyin, Laozi, Yuanshi, Jifa, Jiang Shang, and Zhunti were written respectively, and then he brought his more than 1 disciples and set up the Ten Thousand Immortal Formation to kill these six people. guy.

In the end, he was betrayed by his apprentice Zhang Er Ding Guangxian. The castle was always destroyed from the inside first. After a burst of ten thousand immortals, the leader of Tongtian not only lost, but also suffered a disastrous defeat.

Among the ten thousand immortals, [-] Jiejiao disciples were brutally slaughtered, and [-] Jiejiao disciples were converted by Buddhism, which greatly injured the Jiejiao Taoist system.

It is already yesterday that all Buddhas pay homage and ten thousand immortals come to court.

If the saint ended up like this, what should he do?

That night, Luo Xiaoshou did not enter Queen Jiang's room, but sat in the corridor thinking about it all night.

"What is your Majesty worried about?" Queen Jiang, who had been silently by Luo Xiaoshou's back and also stayed up all night, finally couldn't help but said: "You and I are husband and wife, and husband and wife are one body. Why not say it out? Maybe it will make you feel better if you say it out?"

"Hey! It's useless to say this kind of thing..." Luo Xiaoshou sighed, shook his head and said: "Not only is it useless to say it, but it will increase your troubles, Zitong, so why bother?"

After finishing speaking, Luo Xiaoshou waved his hand at Queen Jiang, got up and went to court early.

It's just that Luo Xiaoshou didn't expect that although he didn't want Queen Jiang to be troubled with him, it didn't mean that Queen Jiang wouldn't think wildly.

Some things, the more you don't want others to know, the more others want to know.

On the same day, Queen Jiang summoned Concubine Yang and Concubine Huang together, and told them about Luo Xiaoshou's recent depression.

Three women in one play, after the three of them discussed it, they came to a conclusion that would make countless men in future generations burst into tears of happiness——Since Your Majesty is unhappy recently, it must be that we did not do well enough.Otherwise, how about I persuade Your Majesty to choose more women to enter the palace to enrich the harem and breed offspring?

When Luo Xiaoshou knew the result of the discussion between the three women, his expression became embarrassing.

What about Gongdou?Can you women stop being so generous?Such a virtuous person, but he gave up the king, what is it to be the king?This king is not your toy.

Sure enough, Luo Xiaoshou rejected Queen Jiang's request to "choose one hundred beauties from each state to enter the palace", and said, "This king is not good at women!"

Queen Jiang glanced at her, she had always followed behind Luo Xiaoshou, and was always a villain who followed.

Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Queen, what is that look in your eyes?Why did they all travel to the Shang Dynasty?Can't escape the pursuit of you rotten girls?Take a step back and say, even if this king is a spoiler, he still needs to find some handsome young men, who are so evil... Are you insulting my taste and my aesthetic vision?I have a problem with my aesthetic vision and taste, will I choose some of you as concubines?

What's more, looking for evil to disturb the foundation, I might as well look for evil... What about the 34 grandchildren?

ha?You ask who are the 34 descendants of this king?Would you go to Baidu yourself?

Luo Xiaoshou originally thought that after he refused, this would be the end of the matter.

Unexpectedly, prodigal wives are really prodigal wives. After Queen Jiang and others were resolutely rejected by him, although they gave up their plan to select one hundred beauties from one state to enter Chaoge, they issued a decree for Su Hu's daughter, "The world Su Da, the "No. [-] Beauty", has entered the palace as a concubine.

Probably Tiandaojun thought that the love between Su Daji and Ji Fa brothers was too bloody, so he directly pinched this plot, so after Su Hu and others heard the decree, although they were not very happy, they also felt happy. There was no objection too much, and there was no incident of soldiers approaching the city.

Think about it, the current Luo Xiaoshou is only 25 or [-] years old. Although he is a bit old, he is tall and handsome and has a good temperament. He is both civil and military. , and potatoes and corns, which have countless living beings, seem to have no shortcomings other than having wives.

Therefore, Su Hu quickly and obediently offered her daughter Su Da.

When meeting Su Daji for the first time, Queen Jiang didn't say that it was about Su Hu offering her daughter, but only said that she invited the king to watch the singing and dancing.

Unable to guard against, Luo Xiaoshou went to save face, and then he met the famous Su Daji.

Hmm... Traditional Chinese beauties do not meet Luo Xiaoshou's aesthetic taste at all.

Therefore, after only a glance, Luo Xiaoshou turned his head and continued talking to Queen Jiang.

Zi Tong is still beautiful, with those big eyes, that high nose bridge, that deep facial features, and that pointed chin, it's really fascinating.

Su Daji, no, everyone knows that the one standing in front of Luo Xiaoshou is already a nine-tailed demon fox.

The Nine-Tailed Demon Fox was a bit shocked at the moment, he was so beautiful, but the man in front of him actually dismissed him, didn't look at him and didn't say anything, and even ran to see that ugly Queen Jiang, what can that ugly monster say?

So, the generation gap in 2000 is really not that easy to make up. If it weren't for the magic, the Nine-Tailed Demon Fox basically couldn't expect to complete the tasks assigned to her by the Nuwa Empress in this life.

"Your Majesty!" The Nine-Tailed Demon Fox called out in a coquettish and mesmerizing voice. Qianqian raised her wine glass and said to Luo Xiaoshou, "Little girl toasts the King."

Because she belongs to Queen Jiang, and the other party is a woman with a sweet voice, Luo Xiaoshou took the wine glass from Nine-Tailed Demon Fox's hand with dignity, took a quick drink, then waved and said : "Okay, the wine is finished, you go down first."

Of course, Baonuan has to think about that. A few days ago, I was in a bad mood and didn’t have sex with Queen Jiang. These days... I was not in the mood at first, but this woman didn’t know if she had Parkinson’s. The serving was not good, when she took her wine, her hand kept shaking, and her fingers were still scratching on her palm. Such a rough skin made him feel bad.

Queen Jiang’s skin is still good, and he uses the high-tech cosmetics and skin care products he draws from the lottery system every day. I don’t know which century. Own.

It’s better to talk about the high technology in the future. Women’s skin is smooth and smooth after use, like silk. It’s not like women in this era. They don’t even have soap. The skin that is naturally nourished is rough to death.

Looking at Luo Xiaoshou who was waving away like a fly, completely unaware that he was a nine-tailed demon fox who lost to the high technology thousands of years ago, he was angry for the first time.

I'm so pissed off!I've never seen a man so difficult to seduce!If this kind of thing gets out, how can I see a demon in Xuanyuan Tomb if I am a dignified nine-tailed fox?What else do you use to educate your sons and grandsons?

Throwing the table and bowl, the nine-tailed demon fox gnashed its teeth in hatred.

However, Luo Xiaoshou was particularly disgusted at this time and said, "Why are you still here? What are you doing standing there? Hurry up and get out!"

Beep!You bully the fox!

The nine-tailed demon fox held her face, and Lihua ran out in the rain.

"Your Majesty, you should take pity on Sister Daji when she first came to the palace. Why are you so rude?" Although Luo Xiaoshou's reaction made Queen Jiang very happy, it was her duty as a queen to push Luo Xiaoshou away. waist, and said angrily: "I'm not feeling well today, why don't your majesty go to sister Daji's palace?"

I have long been used to being pushed back and forth by a group of harmonious and loving women... Luo Xiaoshou felt that his harem might have already bloomed with lilies. After hearing the word "Daji", Luo Xiaoshou suddenly felt He had to turn his head, looked at Queen Jiang with a changed face, and raised his voice and said, "Who do you say she is? Daji? Su Hu's daughter Su Daji?"

Although she didn't understand why Luo Xiaoshou suddenly changed her face, Queen Jiang still nodded and said, "Exactly."

"Why does Daji look like this?" Luo Xiaoshou turned his head, looked at the place where Daji disappeared at the gate, carefully recalled the other person's appearance, and said after a long time, "It's really not good."

As soon as this sentence came out, the nine-tailed demon fox who seemed to have left the room, but was actually paying attention to the movement in the room, had a slender fox heart shattered into pieces.

Empress, it's not that the courtiers and concubines don't work hard, but that King Zhou is too weird.

Yes, since entering the plot of "Fengshen Yanyi", Luo Xiaoshou has not died, and the Shang Dynasty has not yet died, and the group of illiterates began to call him "King Zhou".

In this regard, one day when the court was in court, it was discovered that all the officials suddenly changed their names from "Di Xin" to "King Zhou", and the change of words was so natural that no one except Luo Xiaoshou himself was aware of this time. Luo Xiaoshou, who was involved in the incident, held his heart and expressed that his heart is so tired and he doesn't want to love, can he still call me "Di Xin"?

Luo Xiaoshou attacked the evil forces of the nine-tailed demon fox here, but that nine-tailed demon fox met a strange man in the palace.

"Who are you?" Nine-tailed fox looked at the man in black who suddenly came out of his palace, and asked with heightened vigilance.

"Do you want to win King Zhou's heart?" The man in black didn't answer the nine-tailed demon fox, but started another topic and said, "You should have discovered that King Zhou seems to have a magic weapon in him. King Zhou doesn't work, does he?"

"So what? This monster has enough patience and time. Even if it doesn't rely on fox charm or external force, it can still win King Zhou's heart." The nine-tailed fox said through gritted teeth.

To be disliked again and again by King Zhou, this is simply an unprecedented shame and humiliation in my life!

"Do you have patience and time, and does Empress Nuwa have patience and time? Can you take on the great cause of affecting a saint?" The man in black snorted coldly, and then threw a small porcelain bottle into the hands of the nine-tailed demon fox, " Give this to King Zhou to drink, and from now on, whatever you want King Zhou to do, will he be like that?"

After saying that, the body of the man in black immediately turned into a cloud of smoke, and disappeared without a trace in front of the nine-tailed fox.

Let King Zhou drink it?How easy is it?

The nine-tailed demon fox looked at the porcelain bottle in his hand, frowning slightly.

I don't know what I did wrong. Ever since I saw him that day, King Zhou not only refused to see me again, but also ordered people to put him in limbo. If he hadn't cried and yelled and went to the queen to seek death, he might have been killed. King Zhou retreated to Jizhou.

Back to Jizhou!And he was sent back to Jizhou because he looked too... not good!

Thinking of this possibility, the Nine-Tailed Demon Fox couldn't breathe. If she was really insulted like this, let alone a fox monster like herself couldn't accept it, even a mortal woman would probably have to wipe her neck. .

This King Zhou is really cruel!

Thinking of this, the Nine-Tailed Demon Fox became more and more sure that he must kill this bitch, King Zhou.

Since King Zhou refused to meet him, then he went to meet his... queen.

The nine-tailed demon fox dressed up and went to see Queen Jiang with a pitiful face, and dragged Queen Jiang to talk all the way. After talking for two hours, Queen Jiang finally stayed for dinner.

"Why is she here?" Luo Xiaoshou looked at the nine-tailed demon fox with a stinky face, and asked Queen Jiang with a particularly unhappy look.

Queen Jiang was slightly taken aback, she didn't understand why Luo Xiaoshou, who always had no pretensions to the palace people, was so displeased with Su Daji, but she still nodded her head honestly.

She naturally knew that Su Daji came to her suddenly, just to see Luo Xiaoshou, and she also knew that Luo Xiaoshou didn't like Su Daji, but thinking about it... Queen Jiang felt that maybe Luo Xiaoshou just didn't know Su Daji, so she just didn't understand Su Daji. If you don't like her, the two of you will meet more times and chat for a few more days, maybe there will be changes?

With such thoughts in mind, Queen Jiang kept Su Daji behind.

Naturally, Luo Xiaoshou could also guess what his queen was thinking, but it was not easy to tell Queen Jiang clearly, so he could only bear the loss for the time being, and explain the truth to Queen Jiang after the nine-tailed fox left.

If it was a romance novel, I and the Nine-Tailed Demon Fox might be able to label it as "happy friends", "not friends who don't get together", but this is a cruel world of gods. Can't tolerate anyone!

Luo Xiaoshou thought of this, and touched the jade pendant on his heart. This is the jade pendant drawn by lottery a few days ago that can resist temptation and mental attack, and it is also the only magic weapon that he can fight against the nine-tailed demon fox.

"My lord, drink..."

"The liver is not good recently, quit thank you."

"My lord, eat vegetables..."

"I hate this dish the most, it's so unpalatable."

"My lord, my concubine wants to eat this."

"Don't you have hands? Can't you hold it yourself? Do you have to let me hold it?"

After eating this meal, the nine-tailed demon fox was so angry that his stomach was full of anger, and Luo Xiaoshou felt that he had completely lost the gentlemanly demeanor of his two lifetimes, and he was puzzled when Liu Xiahui saw him You have to shout "Brother, I obey you".

After finally sending away Su Daji who was haunting him, Luo Xiaoshou sighed, and was about to speak out to tell Queen Jiang the truth, lest the pig teammates would hold him back. Hei, the whole person was drowsy, and then he passed out when his head tilted.

Looking at Luo Xiaoshou who could fall asleep while sitting on the ground, Queen Jiang thought that her husband was just busy with government affairs recently, so he fell asleep too hard, so she didn't let anyone disturb him, but lightly draped Luo Xiaoshou's body The quilt, and then sat beside him, quietly waiting for Luo Xiaoshou to wake up.

About two hours later, Luo Xiaoshou, who had been sleeping soundly, finally woke up from his sleep, but Luo Xiaoshou who woke up this time was no longer Luo Xiaoshou.

When the real Luo Xiaoshou woke up, all the tragedies had already happened. His wife, children, relatives and friends all died, and Ji Fa's army was approaching the city. The scene like a nightmare made Luo Xiaoshou prefer to sleep again.