[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

In this day and age, waking up to find myself in a strange place, turning into a baby or something, to Luo Xiaoshou, who has read countless time travel articles, seems to be nothing surprising—at least It is far better to become a baby whose father loves her mother and has servants to take care of her, than to die in another world because of her familiarity.

But what is shocking is, why can't I get rid of the name "Xiao Shou" even though I have time-traveled?

Hearing this father calling himself "Shou", Luo Xiaoshou, who was drinking milk from the nanny's mouth, almost became the first prince in history to choke to death on milk.

Yes, he is a prince, and his father is an emperor... No no no!It should be the king, or you can say it is a tribal leader, because Luo Xiaoshou didn't find any characteristics of emperors and kings in later film and television dramas in his father.

For example, customs, etiquette, dragon robes, mianfu, etc., there is none.

Of course, Luo Xiaoshou later found out that it is normal not to have one, because the classmate Zhou Gongdan who made up these things has not yet been born.

"Could it be some primitive tribe! Tsk tsk tsk! Look at this poor! You can use a song to describe it... Jingle bells, jingle bells!" Luo Xiaoshou looked at his swaddling baby with a look of disgust. .

Although it is said that children should not hate the poor and love the rich, but a "prince" does not even have a silk swaddle, isn't it too shameful?

Luo Xiaoshou was drinking milk and looking at his mother... It is said that the woman who should be the queen, she looks beautiful and beautiful, but the problem is that there are not many decent jewelry on her head, rough ones are terrible, Even most of the time, a "queen" has to rely on picking fresh flowers for her head, not even a beautiful palace flower.

Poor poor!It is Luo Xiaoshou's earliest understanding of this era.

If it wasn't for the fact that God saw how pitiful he was in the primitive society when he traveled, he would give him something called "Jinjiang Big Turntable", and he could draw a prize once a month, and the prize would be any item that came out of Jinjiang's novels.

The instruction manual is very clear, any item may be a super awesome space, it may be a newly produced Gundam, or... a blueprint of a spaceship that integrates alien technology.

Yes, when Luo Xiaoshou was just born, in order to thank the new player for registering in Jinjiang, the turntable specially gave him a chance, and he drew a blueprint of a spaceship.

Primitive society... got the blueprint of the spaceship... can the crown prince build it?It's too hard to wipe your butt with it, it's clearly molesting the prince.

While complaining, Luo Xiaoshou still put away the drawings, just like he said just now, use it to wipe his butt... In fact, it is quite good, people in this era seem to use bamboo to wipe their butt.

Today is the big day of Luo Xiaoshou's full moon. Although it seems that people in the primitive society do not hold full moon banquets, Luo Xiaoshou can hold a second lottery draw.

I smoke, I smoke, I smoke, I smoke!wipe!Jinjiang, can you stop the old 505 from being unable to connect to the server?

Luo Xiaoshou held his heart, looked at the items slowly displayed on the screen, and almost screamed.

A copy of "Primary Cultivation Formula"!

Comprehension, comprehension, comprehension!How can I cultivate truth, what kind of prince should I be?How good it is to be a fairy directly!

Luo Xiaoshou was so happy in his heart that many years later, when he recalled his mood at this time, he couldn't help but slap himself, big idiot, is there any use for cultivation in the world of Conferred Gods?

Slowly, while Luo Xiaoshou grew up in the primitive society, he also began to understand the world gradually.

For example, my father's name is "Xian"; my mother's name is... Ancient women don't have names, I just remember that everyone called him "Queen".

In addition, I have two concubine elder brothers, one is called "Ziqi" and the other is called "Ziyan".

In other words, my surname should be "Zi", and my first name is... Zishou... Is my son Shou?That's not as good as Luo Xiaoshou!

What kind of mood did his father have when he chose this name?

Luo Xiaoshou is a little fortunate that this is just a poor tribe in primitive society. The king and the prince with the surname "Zi" have never heard of it, so even if he is the prince, he should be an unknown person. The students would make fun of their own names... Hehehe, it's better not to be a prince.

"Qi'er, Yan'er, are you two visiting your brother again?"

The queen waved at Ziqi and Ziyan with a smile, signaling them to come here without courtesy.

"Mother! My brother is so cute..."

"Mother, when will my brother be able to play with us?"

Accompanied by the queen, the two chubby young ladies carefully poked Luo Xiaoshou with their fingers.

A seven- or eight-year-old child is still a dog, let alone Luo Xiaoshou, a little baby.

If he couldn't beat them, he would have killed these two little bears a long time ago!

Wait for me!

Luo Xiaoshou looked at the two young ladies with resentment, then turned his head to look at the queen who smiled softly and kindly.

Hey Hey hey!Queen Mother, I'm the one who's going to kill you!It's fine if you smile so softly and brightly at these two bastards, why do you let these two bastards bully your son?Haven't you read novels like "Shu xxx", "Hou Zhai xxx", "My Gongdou xxx"?In the primitive society, there is no palace fighting and house fighting, women are very generous and kind, and they can smile so brightly to the bastard... even the eldest son.

Luo Xiaoshou puffed his cheeks, pouted his mouth, and looked at the three people who were as sweet as a family in front of him, and felt his heart was about to choke.

With such an innocent and cute mother, Luo Xiaoshou began to have doubts about whether he could grow up safely for the first time.

Although not long after, Luo Xiaoshou knew that although Ziqi and Ziyan were called concubines, they were actually brothers of the same father and the same mother—the reason why these two did not become princes, but became princes themselves, It's not because I was born with a strange fragrance, with precious jade in my mouth, and it's not because my mother is pregnant with the sun and the moon, but because when the queen gave birth to two brothers, Ziqi and Ziyan, the queen had not yet become a queen, but was just an ordinary concubine ; and when he gave birth to himself, the queen had already become the queen and became Zixian's first wife, so he became the prince as soon as he was born.

What a strange clan succession law!For children born to the same father and the same mother, because the mother's status is different when the child is born, the status of the brother is clearly different, and the status of the younger brother is higher than that of the older brother. Isn't this afraid of rifts between brothers?

Luo Xiaoshou, who grew up day by day, carefully observed the world and his family members.

This world is full of aura, and he has only practiced that "Elementary Cultivation Formula" for a while, and he has achieved some success.

It may be due to his young age, and the other benefits of cultivation have not been revealed yet, but he found that his strength was getting stronger and stronger, and once he accidentally lifted the bronze tripod in the house.

And people in this world probably don't have much knowledge about raising babies. A large group of people saw him, a two-year-old child, lifting a bronze tripod weighing at least [-] kilograms, and they just yelled and calmly thought about what to do. Just why did I go, without a trace of curiosity at all.

Although Luo Xiaoshou was very happy and grateful for not having to be taken to the laboratory for sectioning and being tied to the stake, but this reaction may not be too flat, right?Moreover, how could the bronze tripod that was placed in the room fall down towards him for no reason?

If he hadn't practiced two tricks by himself and replaced it with an ordinary baby, he would definitely have finished playing directly.

Soon, Luo Xiaoshou was five years old. Because of his cultivation and the fact that he always got all kinds of secrets, Luo Xiaoshou not only became a famous child born with supernatural power in this tribe or in this country.

Killing a tiger at the age of three, and throwing a bear out with one hand at the age of five, although they are both little tigers and bears, and although primitive society worships strength...but it doesn't seem like a normal person's setting.

It's just that every time they see these messy settings, the people in the palace either die calmly, or look at Luo Xiaoshou with admiration and admiration. All kinds of beautiful sons made Luo Xiaoshou more and more lazy to hide his abnormality from others.

Luo Xiaoshou was thinking, and bouncingly followed behind his father. The five-year-old Baozi had an innocent and cute face. No matter how you looked at it, he looked like a soft and glutinous little bun. He couldn't match the legendary natural power The prince associates together.

"Father, father, who is this?" Luo Xiaoshou pointed to the tall and big boy who was led to him.

Primitive society is not good, the etiquette system is not perfect, it’s okay to talk up and down, and it’s fine. My father said he was a king on the surface, but in fact he was not as good as a tribal leader. When people saw him, he didn’t even kneel. Just bend over and play.

The imperial palace can also let his subordinates enter with swords casually, which is so dangerous and easy to cause a coup d'état.

"Reporting to the crown prince, veteran Fei Lian, this is my son, who is seven years old, and was sent to the palace by the king's order to be the crown prince's playmate." The tall and strong Fei Lian said in a loud voice.

Looking at Fei Lian, who will never be over 40 years old, and the average age of human beings in primitive society, Luo Xiaoshou decided to reluctantly accept the title "Old Man" and turn his attention to Elai.

Compared with his small and weak appearance, according to his father, he is a "seven-year-old" villain. He is tall, big, thick-armed, and long-legged. A face is still childish, and the real age of the person can be seen.

"Are you evil? Are you good at fighting? You have great strength?" Luo Xiaoshou stepped forward curiously, and circled around the villain.

The name Elai is famous, so he naturally...has never heard of it.

But Luo Xiaoshou has seen "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms". In "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Cao Cao's first fierce general in the early stage, Dian Wei, the fierce general who died in Wancheng to protect Cao Cao, is called "the ancient evil".

Since Dian Wei, who is known as a copy of so-and-so, can be so awesome, how powerful should the real evil be?

Evil turned his head back and forth, glanced at his own father, then at Luo Xiaoshou's father, seeing that none of the adults seemed willing to object, so he ran to the door of the house and took Luo Xiaoshou's father The cauldron that father used to cook people lifted up.

Although the tripod is not as exaggerated as the weight of a thousand catties, it seems to weigh at least two hundred catties. A seven-year-old child can lift it like this, although it is only half a foot away from the ground, but it is enough to shock Luo Xiao.

As everyone knows, he has practiced the "Elementary Cultivation Formula" to have such great strength, and it is entirely due to the effect of cheats.

But evil is different, to be able to lift a tripod entirely by oneself, this is definitely... to be attacked.

Luo Xiaoshou swaggered to Ding's side, waved his hand to let Elai stand aside, then bent down, grabbed Ding's foot with his little hand, and easily lifted Elai's blushing neck for a long time before lifting it up The tripod, with one hand raised above his head.

"Wow! The prince is indeed as powerful as in the legend, and has unstoppable courage." Elai looked at Luo Xiaoshou in shock, then knelt down on the ground with his feet limp, and leaned over and said, "Please, the prince." Being worshiped by the little one, the little one didn't know what to do, and even showed off in front of the prince, now thinking about it, it's really embarrassing and embarrassing!"

Luo Xiaoshou was slightly taken aback when he saw Elai. This Evillai was not simple. He looked like a rough man with no literacy, but his mouth was sweet, although his education level was not very high... ...Of course, it may also have something to do with the lack of idioms and common sayings in this era, but the articulate words are quite pleasant to the ear.

Naturally, Luo Xiaoshou didn't know that he had lived evil all his life, leaving only the title of "good slander" in "Historical Records".

Of course, this does not rule out that when Sima Qian wrote "Historical Records", not only the evil boss had already fallen, but the evil descendants had also gone bankrupt.

With such a rough guy who looks like he can beat and fall as his playmate, Luo Xiaoshou doesn't like to play with his concubine brothers anymore - they don't like to play with him anyway.

According to the average life expectancy of people in this era, they were not young at that time, and they could clearly distinguish between good and bad and treat them differently. No one wants to play with a person who has the same father and mother, but who is treated so much differently in all aspects .

Although there are already written characters in this year, there are no difficult poetry classics to memorize. I don’t know whether it is oracle bone inscriptions or bronze inscriptions. Although it is very difficult and complicated, Luo Xiaoshou learned it with the attention of adults. It's also fast.

Therefore, Luo Xiaoshou's reputation of being both civil and military was quickly spread.

At this time, the boss was unwilling to make Luo Xiaoshou the crown prince, and wanted to make the eldest son Ziqi, but Zixian, who was blocked by the Taishi's "sons with wives but not sons with concubines", began to gradually love Luo Xiaoshou who is both civil and military. After paying attention, he took his son to the court and met his courtiers when he was happy.

"This is Uncle Emperor... Uncle Emperor... Bigan..."

"This is Grand Master... Grand Master... Wen Zhong..."

"Wang'er, why don't you come to meet the emperor's uncle and grand master soon?" Zixian patted his son's head, automatically smashed the baby to hide behind him, and hugged his thigh as shyness.

A child just cannot be raised in the hands of a woman. What does it matter if you keep your son in the harem all day long and don't let him out?Go back and tell the queen that Shou'er is so old, she should move out of the harem to live alone.

Bigan...Wen Zhong...Could it be the Shang Dynasty now?And it was still the era of Shang Zhou?

Luo Xiaoshou gasped, and looked tremblingly at the very young Bi Gan and the very young Wen Zhong. If these two were Bigan and Wen Zhong, then wouldn't he be... Shang... Shang... Shang ... King Zhou!

When he rolled his eyelids, Luo Xiaoshou wanted to faint.

But it's a pity that it's just thinking about it. Being King Zhou of Shang is certainly painful and a headache, but compared with being revoked by his father because of his poor performance, it seems that it is not so painful.

Even if King Zhou of the Shang Dynasty was a fatuous and tyrant who has been infamous for thousands of years, at least he would have been infamous for thousands of years. In addition, Daji, one of the most beautiful women in the world, was his wife. What did it mean to abolish the prince in the primitive society?

After all, I blame myself for never paying attention to the title of my country, living in the harem all day long, thinking that this is just a tribe in primitive society.

Luo Xiaoshou was thinking in his heart while bowing politely to Bigan and Wen Zhong.

After Bi Gan and Wen Zhong both returned the salute, looking at Luo Xiaoshou, who looked handsome and cute, and acted politely, just like a little adult, thinking of the legend of Luo Xiaoshou's classmate who was both civil and military, they casually quizzed him a few words .

What a shrewd person Luo Xiaoshou is, no matter what questions the two asked, they would answer Liuli and speak clearly and logically. On the contrary, Bigan and Wen Zhong were taken aback, and looked at Luo Xiaoshou with an expression of wishing to "take my knee". by.

Hehe, it's that easy to fool the ancients.

Relying on the IQ of an adult, Luo Xiaoshou, who was called in "Emperor's Century" as "talented and intelligent, has a keen sense of hearing, has extraordinary talents, has the power to drag nine bulls backwards, and has the power to caress beams and change pillars", is very happy. Almost won the unanimous support of the DPRK and China.

In the entire upper echelon of the Shang royal family, except for his elder brother Ziqi, everyone else has no objection to Luo Xiaoshou becoming the next generation of Shang king.

"Hmph! Prince, is the eldest son talking ill of you behind your back again?" Elai followed behind Luo Xiaoshou, looking at the lord in front of him with admiration.

Since being with Luo Xiaoshou when they were seven years old, although the two said they hadn't experienced any big storms, they grew up like bamboo horses and bamboo horses, and usually played together.

In this world, besides Luo Xiaoshou himself, the person who knows Luo Xiaoshou's living habits and talent best is probably evil.

Of course, this does not rule out that Luo Xiaoshou deliberately shows off himself in front of Elai, intentionally makes Elai worship him, and tries to cultivate Elai into his old fan.

Although Luo Xiaoshou's goal was successfully achieved, he also accidentally deceived himself for thousands of years. He wished Luo Xiaoshou could travel back again, and slapped his childhood self, saying, "Let your mouth be cheap! Let your mouth be cheap!" Bitch! Let you swear irresponsibly!"

"Hehe... It's a mediocrity not to attract envy. Go your own way and let others be jealous." Luo Xiaoshou smiled slightly.

It's not been a day or two since Ziqi found him disliked, but he can only look at it. When the name is not right, and even his parents who once favored him are beginning to favor him, Ziqi himself can only I can say a few sour words, "We all took advantage of it, and still don't let people talk? This is not a way for people to survive! I have told you many times... freedom of speech, freedom of speech, freedom of speech... important things Say it three times, do you remember?"

"Remember, remember, remember...but why do you have to say something important three times?" Elai asked while nodding.

"Because... big brother..." Luo Xiaoshou looked at Ziqi who was walking towards him.

The enemy's road is really narrow, and you can meet him when you go out for a snack. You have obviously checked his walking route, so how can you meet him?Doesn't he not like wandering around here?How did you come here?

Luo Xiaoshou is still hesitating over here whether he should pretend he didn't see it, or take the initiative to step forward and perform the gift of a brother, or wait arrogantly for Ziqi to come and perform the ceremony of a monarch and minister for him, and then he saw that Ziqi was already running away happily. come over.

"Third brother!" In all honesty, Ziqi looks pretty good, but the city is not very deep, and whatever he thinks is written on his face, it's no wonder that such a brave and foolhardy guy can win the throne .

"Brother!" Luo Xiaoshou forced a smile on his face, and also ran towards Ziqi, walked up to Ziqi, looked Ziqi up and down, and asked: "Big brother has such a bright smile, is there any happy event? "

"Oh? You can see that too?" Ziqi responded with a smile and said.

"Oh, I don't know what is the happy event that makes the eldest brother so happy?" He was so happy that he ran to show off in front of the prince. It seems that this happy event is not small!But no matter how big a happy event is, there is no need to be so happy, right?It's not that I changed you to be the prince!

"It's like this...My father...has arranged a marriage for my elder brother..." Ziqi said with a shy voice while smiling brightly.

"Marriage? I don't know if it's the daughter of the He family, but she is lucky enough to marry the eldest brother?" Which guy is so unlucky that he would marry a brave and unscrupulous, restless, ambitious man who wants to be a prince all day long?

"Oh...it's Xibo Hou Jichang's youngest daughter..."

"What? Brother, whose daughter are you talking about? Tell me clearly, whose daughter is it?"

Luo Xiao was taken aback, he seemed to have heard some great name.

"I said... Marquis Xibo... Ji Chang's... youngest daughter."

"Xi! Uncle! Hou! Ji! Chang!" Luo Xiaoshou couldn't hold back, and screamed at the top of his voice.

He suddenly thought of a very scary question, is this the world of history, or... the world of the prehistoric gods?