The life of the dog is given by the cat

When Miao Jun saw Lao Hei's huge monster, he jumped three feet high in fright, backed up a few steps and stuck it against the wall, then covered his crotch with his hands, and shouted: "What are you doing!"

Old Hei looked excited: "Brother! Did you smell it!"

"Smell what?" Miao Jun looked at him warily.

"Smell... smell..." Lao Hei scratched his ears and cheeks anxiously, "I don't know how to say it, it's that kind of smell! After smelling it, I think... I think..." He moved his hips back and forth very erotically, The stick bounced back and forth following the movement, baring its fangs and claws, it was horrific.

Miao Jun immediately understood what Lao Hei meant, this... Isn't this frankly in heat!

It is said that male dogs do not have an estrus period, and they will only come into estrus when they smell the female dog's estrus.

──Wait?bitch mean me? !What the hell am I a bitch in heat? !

"Don't move!" Miao Jun felt that he had been greatly insulted, "Be honest!"

After hearing this, Lao Hei immediately stopped his movements, but his heart was still on fire, and he stepped back and forth in the water with his feet, making a "click, click, click" sound.

"Turn around! Don't look at me!" Miao Jun's face was a little feverish. After all, it seemed that he had attracted evil thoughts first to attract Lao Hei.

"I...I..." Lao Hei reluctantly turned around.

"What are you! You are disobedient, aren't you!"

"I...I..." Old Hei opened his arms, "I want to hug you!"

Miao Jun immediately gasped, raised his hand and turned on the cold water.

Shocked by the cold water, Lao Hei quickly jumped to escape. Miao Jun took off the shower and poured cold water on his face, forcing himself to calm down.

Old Heihu swiped some cold water on his body, then shivered, watching Miao Jun flushing his face with cold water in surprise, and then suddenly couldn't smell the smell just now, he lowered his head, and stared at the little brother a little bit. It withered a little.

Miao Jun regained his senses, wiped his face, saw that Lao Hei had also calmed down, and asked tentatively, "Is that smell... still there?"

Old Hei shook his head: "It's gone."

Miao Jun breathed a sigh of relief, turned the shower to hot water again, and said, "That's all right, stop rubbing, just use shower gel, take this bath flower, wash it off and wipe it with a towel. Anyway... ...you can wash it yourself later, I'm going out."

"Hey brother!" Lao Hei hurriedly stopped Miao Jun, "I don't know how to do it, teach me first."

"Teach me what to teach! Don't wash if you don't understand! Don't wash in the future! No one cares about you if you have lice!" Miao Jun picked up the bath towel and ran away, thinking that he would let me apply body wash for you. No wonder!

Old Hei actually knew how to apply shower gel. When he was a dog, he would lie at the door and watch every time Miao Jun took a bath. Although he didn't understand it at the time, he now knows what it means in retrospect.

It's just that he just wants to rely on Miao Jun, let him paint and wash him, as long as Miao Jun is by his side, no matter what he does, he will be happy.

He didn't understand why he was happy, but──he was very happy.

After Miao Jun dried himself off, he changed into his clothes and went to the kitchen to cook porridge.

Because Lao Hei suffered from acute gastritis on Saturday, the doctor ordered him to eat porridge and noodles for three days, which saved Miao Junhao a lot of food expenses.

It's just that Lao Hei still doesn't have a long memory, he can't wait to drink five or six bowls of porridge, but in the end Miao Jun sternly stopped him from eating.

After lunch, Miao Jun began to wash the dishes, wash clothes, sweep the floor and tidy up the house. Old Hei couldn't help at all, and he followed Miao Jun's butt every step of the way.

It was not so annoying when he was a dog, but now he is a human and jumping around is really annoying. Miao Jun finally exploded in anger, scolded Lao Hei, and ordered him to go to the living room to watch TV, he was honest some.

A frantic weekend finally came to an end. When Miao Jun went out on Monday morning, he was still very worried. He repeatedly told strangers not to open the door, explained several times how to use the microwave oven, and then repeatedly emphasized that no more than three bowls of porridge should be eaten. In the end, under the watchful eyes of Lao Hei, he left anxiously.

After that, it was a whole day of being out of mind.

He remembered that when his ex-boyfriend bought Lao Hei back then, he was still a little milk dog the size of a pair of fists, but his barking was full of energy, "Wow wow wow" endlessly. At that time, he and his ex-boyfriend named him Xiao Hei , and laughed that he must be a fierce dog in the future.

As a result, Xiao Hei was wilted when he was sleeping that night, coughing and wheezing endlessly. The two of them had never had a dog before, so they were sent to the pet hospital in a panic. Dr. Ai first checked it roughly, and then asked When I asked which kennel I bought it from, my ex-boyfriend gave me the name of the place, and Dr. Ai gave a wry smile and said, "Let's do a comprehensive inspection."

It turned out that that place was a well-known black shop, specializing in "weekly dogs", which housed bitches for mating. The puppies were not given injections or nursed. If you don't live a week at home, you will die.

Fortunately, Xiao Hei was only infected with the coronavirus. He spent thousands of dollars to save him, but it may be that he has not been raised well since then. When he grows up, he will always be smaller than other huskies. His minor problems have also been the same, so thinking about it, it is not easy to grow from such a little milk dog to the current old black.

And the anxiety I felt when I first sent Xiao Hei to the hospital was similar to the anxiety I feel now.

Is it really okay for him to be home alone?

Will the hot water burn him?

Will it explode in the microwave?

What if there is a burglary?

When I was a dog, I might sleep for a day and then pass. Now I am a person, waiting for me at home by myself all day is so lonely!

Hmm... Should I get him a cell phone?

After get off work, Miao Jun didn't dare to delay for a second, and went home quickly, but when he opened the door, Lao Hei didn't come out to greet him.

This... really turned into a human, didn't even know to welcome Dad?

"Old Hei?" Miao Jun listened to the sound of the TV in the living room, and shouted while taking off his shoes, "I'm back, have you had lunch yet?"

After a few "dong dong dong", Lao Hei ran over barefoot, looked at Miao Jun excitedly and smiled, then suddenly withdrew his smile, raised his chin with one end of his hands and said, "Who am I? It's my brother." came back."

"...Ah?" Miao Jun looked Lao Hei up and down, "Where did you sing?"

However, Lao Hei snorted coldly, stroked his hair with his finger on the orchid, and said, "What time is it, and I haven't prepared a meal yet, so I'm thinking of playing around here."

"..." Miao Jun looked at him again, "Are you sick?"

Hearing this, Lao Hei sneered exaggeratedly, and said, "Is this Gong sick? What is wrong with this Gong! Isn't it all that you all want to harm Ben Gong!"

"..."

Miao Jun put on his slippers silently, bypassed Lao Hei and walked directly to the living room.

"Okay, okay, now you are all in power! I don't care about Ben Gong anymore!" Old Hei's voice came from behind.

Miao Jun went to the living room and saw that Gongdouju was playing on TV, and Lao Hei's tone of voice was exactly the same as that of the ladies and hostesses in it.

"Let me say," Miao Jun looked back at Lao Hei, "Can you learn something better? Tell me... what kind of Gongdou drama do you watch?"

"Oh?" Old Hei raised his eyebrows artificially, "According to you, what should I look at?"

"..." Miao Jun raised his hand, "You can watch whatever you like, I really don't need to worry about you."

On Tuesday afternoon, Miao Jun went to the branch to do errands, bought a mobile phone for Lao Hei, registered a number, and was about to leave early and go home, but received a call from Yan Zi, who did not expect that she really wanted a loan to buy a house.

Miao Jun is actually very curious about why a goblin like him wants to buy a house, and even if he buys a house... he doesn't need a loan, right?Goblin hey!Isn't it possible to make a lot of money with just one spell?

Of course, he didn't have the nerve to just ask her like this, so he helped her contact the colleague in charge of the loan business first, and then he was so lucky that he asked her how Yan Qing got her medical insurance card, and Lao Hei couldn't keep pointing at him in the future. Card to see a doctor.

Yan Zi also smiled softly on the phone: "It's simple, we also have someone in the bureau, just send me his name, birthday, place of birth, etc., and within a week I can Solve his black household problem!"

Miao Jun thanked him repeatedly, then got stuck when he was about to edit the message after hanging up the phone.

name……

Is there an old one?Or surnamed black?

"Name?" Hei nodded slightly after hearing Miao Jun's words, "That's right, I thought to myself, and I also feel that this name is not elegant enough, it would be great if I could choose another one."

"..." Miao Jun didn't bother to talk to him, "Then tell me, what do you want to be called, Yanzi is still waiting."

"Hmm..." Old Hei was very pretentious even when he said "um", "Why don't we call it...'Qingrou', whichever means Qingming and soft."

"..." Miao Jun gritted his teeth, "Qingrou? Do you want to be called Qingrou? Do you know that you are a man?"

Old Hei covered his mouth and smiled, and said: "Yes, yes, but I was negligent. If it's a man... why not call it 'She Nan', and take the country as Nan as it is, how about it?"

"..." Miao Jun's fists were shaking, "She Nan? Do you want to be called Miao She Nan?"

"What's the matter?" Lao Hei asked, "It's not good either? If it's according to brother's wishes?"

Miao Jun couldn't bear it any longer, and punched Lao Hei in the face, causing Lao Hei to fall off the sofa in fright, shrinking his shoulders and backing away again and again, "Brother, why is this?!"

"You fucking talk to me! I'm slapping you!!!"

In the end, Miao Jun rashly gave Lao Hei the name "Miao Shuai" in a fit of anger. He checked the age conversion table on the Internet and found that a three-year-old dog is equivalent to a 28-year-old person. He looked suspiciously at Lao Hei, Regardless of his intelligence, he looked like a college student in his eighteenth or nineteenth year.

The key is--Lao Tzu is his father!How can you be older than me!Ten 88!It's eighteen!

After Miao Jun sent the message to Yan Zi, he called her to thank her, and then seriously held a meeting with Lao Hei, strictly forbidding him to watch Gongdou drama, even if he watched it, he was not allowed to learn the language of the people in it. Otherwise, I would never take him out to play again.

Old Hei was a little speechless, but he didn't mean to imitate. He used to talk like Miao Jun, but now he watches TV all day long, so he subconsciously imitates the young lady in it.

And after having a TV, he felt that watching TV was more interesting than going out to play, so after weighing it up, he agreed to Miao Jun's request temporarily.

Seeing his small eyes, Miao Jun couldn't help feeling soft-hearted. He hurriedly took out his newly bought mobile phone and taught him how to use it.

Although Lao Hei loves to watch TV, he is not very interested in this mobile phone. The most important reason is that the TV is full of people, and he can play back and forth with the remote control. However, there are too many words on the screen of the mobile phone, so he can't read it.

Miao Jun felt a little helpless, since Lao Hei has become a human being, he should learn to live like a human being, it is really unreasonable for such a big man to be illiterate, should I hire him a tutor? ──Pull it down.

So the next day when Miao Jun went to work, he silently searched for preschool children's literacy books in the online bookstore, adding to the shopping cart while secretly complaining: I really raised a son.

When I got off work, I settled the bill and spent hundreds of dollars. Miao Jun thought about it, it was Wednesday, Lao Hei had eaten porridge for three days, and it was time to eat meat, so he stopped by the gate of the community when he returned home. The restaurant packs a few dishes.

"Old Hei, I'm back." Miao Jun opened the door and called, "I bought some meat today~"

"Dong dong dong", Lao Hei ran over again, and then suddenly stopped in front of Miao Jun, bowed respectfully, cupped his fists and said, "Thank you, brother! You have a heart!"

"..."

"What the hell are you looking at!!!"