The life of the dog is given by the cat

As soon as Yan Zi left, Wang Luyan called Miao Jun to ask for the specific ward number, and then hurriedly arrived not long after.

Knock on the door and enter the room, only to see Lao Hei weakly administering an IV, Miao Jun and Xue Qiu'er sitting and standing, the atmosphere was a little awkward, but there was no sense of tension at all.

"Uh..." Wang Luyan thought about it and said, "Didn't you say there are monsters?"

"Let's go..." Miao Jun smiled awkwardly, then looked at Xueqiu'er, counting on him to explain.

Xueqiu'er cast a sideways glance at Old Hei, and said, "Okay, we'll go home when we have nothing to do."

"Ah?" Miao Jun was a little confused, "Just... just left?"

Xueqiuer looked at Miao Jun again, and said, "What's the matter? You want to treat me to dinner?"

"Uh..." Miao Jun was at a loss for words for a moment, "At least... should I seal up Lao Hei's spiritual power? Just what Yanzi said..."

Xueqiu'er felt a little embarrassed when she heard this, but she pretended to be meaningless and replied: "Okay, okay." After that, he snapped his fingers on the top of Old Hei's head and said, "Okay."

Miao Jun was taken aback: "That's all right?"

Feeling guilty for a while, Xueqiuer raised her voice and said, "Are you questioning Ben Shangxian?"

"..." Miao Jun pursed his lips and said, "Didn't you just say... aren't you a Shangxian..."

"..."

Xueqiu'er was a little depressed. It was fine to be seen through by the two swallow spirits. The key was that she had been pretending to be a god in front of these people before, but now that she was slapped in the face, she really lost her status.

Wang Luyan stared at it in a daze, what kind of Feng Lingli, what kind of swallow, why are they not Shangxian...

"Can you..." Wang Luyan asked suspiciously, "Give me first...probably...tell me...what happened?"

Miao Jun looked at Xueqiuer, seeing that he didn't want to speak, so he told Wang Luyan everything that happened just now.

After Wang Luyan heard this, he felt extremely regretful. He knew that he had run through a few more red lights just now and missed such a battle between fairy and demon. The two swallow spirits didn't see what they looked like.

"So..." Miao Jun turned to look at Xueqiuer again, "You are not a Shangxian...you are a fairy beast, right?"

Xueqiu'er snorted, "Shangxian or fairy beast, what's the difference to you mortals with naked eyes? I'm just too lazy to explain, so I just said it casually."

Miao Jun and Wang Luyan looked at each other silently, Wang Luyan hurriedly said: "That's right, we don't understand, so I want to ask you—what's the difference?"

What's the difference?Xueqiu'er thought to himself: Do you want me to tell you that I am just Bi Yue's pet?

"This system of immortals is too complicated to talk about," Xueqiu'er waved his hand, "In short, although I am not an immortal, it is right for you to call me a great immortal. Be open-minded and don't worry about everything. Too serious, understand?"

"..." Miao Jun shifted his eyes silently. Although he still didn't know what the role of the fairy beast was, he was [-]% sure that Xueqiu'er was just a half-bottled big fairy.

Although Wang Luyan was a little skeptical, but he was his old cat after all, and he trusted him a little more than Miao Jun. After all, things about gods and monsters were really difficult for ordinary people to understand.

Xueqiu'er naturally knew that these words were vague, and the two of them might not believe them, but he really didn't want to admit his status as a loser, so he didn't ask more questions when he saw them, so he felt at ease.

"Then you guys go back first..." Miao Jun could only say, "Today was also a false alarm, and I called all of you here, so I'm sorry to bother you."

"No trouble, no trouble." Wang Luyan laughed quickly.

Xueqiu'er calmly got up and patted his buttocks, "Let's go." Then he suddenly realized something, turned around, walked up to Old Hei, and grabbed his right hand.

Old Hei was still instinctively afraid of Xueqiu'er, so he froze and didn't dare to move.

Xueqiuer muttered something, and drew a spell on his palm with his index finger, and then a white light flashed slightly, then he threw away Old Hei's hand and said, "If you encounter any goblins in the future, just bite your finger, and I will kill you." knew."

When Miao Jun heard this, it was really useful, so he quickly thanked Xueqiuer, who waved his hand artificially, rolled his eyes, grabbed Miao Jun's hand and drew one, saying: "The stupid dog may not be able to remember it when the time comes. If you two want to be together, you can bite your own."

Wang Luyan stretched out his hand at the side and said, "Then draw me one too!"

Xueqiu'er rolled his eyes at him, and said, "My mind is on you all day long, why do you still need to draw?"

After hearing this, Wang Luyan scratched his head with a silly smile, and withdrew his hand,

"Okay." Xueqiu'er let go of Miao Jun's hand and warned, "Be careful in the future, don't be too public, so as not to be targeted by monsters, and pay attention to your hands, don't cut and scratch at every turn. The wolves are coming. Besides, even if you really feel that you are in danger, you should think clearly about calling me. Don’t be scared like today when people inquire about your origins. This Daxian is also very busy, okay? "

"Okay, okay, I got it..." Miao Jun responded repeatedly, but secretly complained in his heart: I'm afraid you won't be able to beat him if you are called here, right?

"Let's go. I have wasted decades of Daxian's Taoism, so I have to go back and make up for it." Xueqiu'er said and walked outside.

Wang Luyan smiled and nodded to Xueqiuer, suddenly remembered something, and said, "By the way, a friend of mine will have a performance at the KL theater next Thursday. Immersive drama, do you have time? Have dinner together and then go to look?"

"Ah... yes!" Miao Jun hurriedly agreed, but thought in his heart: What is an immersive drama?

Wang Luyan rolled his eyes, "Then I will contact you in advance then."

After Xueqiu'er and Wang Luyan left, Miao Jun and Lao Hei lost more than two hours of liquid before returning home exhausted.

"You sleep in the guest room," Miao Jun commanded, "don't lie on my bed anymore, you are already a human being, not a dog."

Old Hei turned his head and blinked innocently, "But I will miss you."

Miao Jun suddenly got goosebumps all over his body, "Thinking of a fart, just go to sleep!"

However, when he woke up the next day, Lao Hei was still nestled beside Miao Jun's bed.

Miao Jun was speechless, and put on his underwear silently, thinking in his heart that since he couldn't control this stupid dog, should he get rid of the habit of sleeping naked, but then he thought again, when he was a dog, he also ran around naked at home, so it should be seen I've seen everything that shouldn't be seen, and there's nothing to be afraid of.

However, when I think of this, I think of the lonely night when I entertained myself, and the time when I applauded for love with my ex-boyfriend... This guy also saw it! ! !

"Brother, what are you thinking?" Old Hei asked curiously while stroking the edge of the bed.

Miao Jun blushed and said, "I was wondering why you smell so bad!"

The night before yesterday, I experienced Lao Hei's transformation from a dog to a human. I didn't expect this for a while. Yesterday, there was a disturbance in the hospital. When I came back, I just fell asleep. smelled.

Hearing this, Old Hei raised his hand to smell his arm, and then opened his mouth to lick it.

"Oh, don't lick it!" Miao Jun raised his hand to hit him, but Lao Hei flinched in fright.

"Take a bath, take a bath, teach you to take a bath."

In order not to get his clothes wet, Miao Jun had to take off his clothes and wash them with Lao Hei. While washing him, he told him to remember which supplies to use.

When Lao Hei was young, Miao Jun and his ex-boyfriend sent him to a pet shop to be bathed, but after seeing the news of pet shop staff abusing pets by accident, they were not at ease, and silently bought shower gel Then wash it yourself at home.

Although Lao Hei usually likes to dance and make trouble, he is always surprisingly honest when taking a bath. As long as the water does not get into his eyes and ears, he will not struggle. It will be troublesome to blow dry, but every time after washing, Lao Hei's hair is fluffy and exudes the milky fragrance of shower gel, and Miao Jun likes it very much, so he doesn't mind the trouble and is very happy Give it a bath.

It's just that now it's a human being, but it's another situation.

──"This is for washing your face. You used it when you washed your face before, and you should also use it when you take a shower. Wash your face first."

──"This is for shampooing. Squeeze it out and apply it on your hair. Yes, it's also foaming... Hey, close your eyes! Shut your eyes!"

──"This is a conditioner, use this after shampoo──tsk! Listen! I'll teach you once! I'll wash it myself from now on!"

──"Oh, there is only one bath flower, you can use mine first, I will buy you another one later, and pour the shower gel on it──Hey, I should rub your back first."

──"Where is it so painful! Look at you, you are so wicked! Look! This mud! Tsk! Hold on! You don’t need to rub it every day after you take a bath. You have to rub it after you haven’t washed it for a few days. .”

Miao Jun rubbed Lao Hei's back with all his might, and Lao Hei screamed in pain, twisting his waist back and forth, trying to hide.

Miao Jun grabbed his waist, but was startled by the feeling of full muscles for a moment, his eyes subconsciously glanced down, even if he was behind Lao Hei, he could clearly see the huge lump between his legs.

Miao Jun's mouth felt parched all of a sudden, since he broke up with his ex-boyfriend, he hadn't had sex for a year, and now that such a body was in front of him, he couldn't help but feel a little confused for a while.

After Lao Hei was pinched by Miao Jun, there was no movement behind him. He was wondering, but suddenly he smelled a special smell.

He didn't know what the smell was, but it made him extremely excited, a fire ignited directly in his lower abdomen, and when he looked down, he saw that "Xiao Hei" had stood upright with his teeth and claws bared.

"Brother!" Lao Hei turned around abruptly, looked down, and said excitedly, "Ah! Yours has also grown bigger!"