The life of the dog is given by the cat

On Thursday morning, Miao Jun woke up half an hour early on purpose, took a few shirts and changed them back and forth in front of the full-length mirror.

Lao Hei looked aside for a long time, and finally couldn't help asking: "Brother Miao, why do you put so much effort into dressing up?"

"Aiming at the chest? I'm also aiming at the crotch!" Miao Jun rolled his eyes at him, "I'm going on a date with Wang Luyan today, why don't you dress up?"

Lao Hei pondered for a moment, then asked again, "What is...a date?"

Miao Jun smiled, feeling a little embarrassed, and said, "Just... the two of you together... have a meal, go shopping, watch a movie, etc."

Lao Hei nodded thoughtfully, and asked again: "Can there only be two people?"

Miao Jun looked back at him: "What? You want to go too?"

Old Hei nodded sincerely.

Miao Jun smiled, turned around and said, "A date is a matter of two people dating, and three people call it a party."

Lao Hei thought for a while and asked, "Are you and Wang Luyan dating?"

The corners of Miao Jun's mouth raised slightly, "Not yet, we have to see if it fits first. You see, the only thing I know about him is that he is a tall, rich and handsome guy who runs a coffee shop, and he has raised a white cat. You have to have a meal and chat to get to know it, if you have someone you like in the future, you will do the same."

Lao Hei shook his head and said, "You are the only one in my heart."

Miao Jun chuckled, turned around and stroked Old Hei's neck and said, "Mm~ so cute~"

Lao Hei followed Miao Jun all the way to the door, and while changing his shoes, Miao Jun instructed, "I'll order takeaway for you at eleven o'clock, and leave your phone number directly. Do you know how to answer the phone and open the door?"

Old Hei nodded and said, "I know."

"I'll order dinner for you when I get off work. Wang Luyan and I will watch a show after dinner, and I'll be back around ninety o'clock, honestly, did you hear it at home?"

"I heard."

"If you have something to do, call me or send a voice message. I taught you yesterday, remember?"

"remember."

"Hmm..." Miao Jun thought carefully about what he hadn't asked, "Oh right! Don't watch period movies all the time, watch some modern movies and learn how to speak like a normal person! Is that okay?"

"Row."

"Yeah." Miao Jun smiled and stroked Lao Hei's neck, "Okay, then I'll go, stay at home."

Lao Hei also nodded with a smile and watched Miao Jun leave, but for some reason, he was not as happy as before.

At three o'clock in the afternoon, Xueqiu'er was comfortably taking a nap on the bed, when she heard a sound of the door lock, she immediately jumped out of the bed vigilantly, went outside and saw that Wang Luyan had returned.

He straightened up and turned into a human form, stretched lazily, yawned and asked, "Why did you come back so early today?"

Wang Luyan was covered in stinky sweat, and while taking off his clothes, he walked to the bathroom and said, "I have a date with Miao Jun tonight, come back and get ready."

Xueqiuer frowned, quickly avoided, waved his hand in front of his nose, and said, "Why don't you come back after washing in the gym! This smell!"

Wang Luyan chuckled, and said, "After washing there, I'm still sweating all over again, I have to wash again, which will waste my time." After finishing speaking, he directly closed the bathroom door.

Xueqiuer yawned again, turned around and turned into a cat again, jumped back on the bed and continued to nest.

In fact, with the only half of his golden elixir left now, maintaining the form of a cat all the time will consume more spiritual power, but when he is a cat, he feels very comfortable, and he can fall asleep with just a litter, and it will pass after a day of sleep up.

If you become a human, you will suffer from insomnia if you sleep during the day and night, but if you don't sleep during the day, what should you do?

Xueqiuer has lived for 800 years at least, and he has never seen anything interesting. Right now, none of the movies, TVs, and computer games he likes, so he might as well be a cat. At noon of the day, just breathe out to the sun and the moon and repair the golden elixir.

Wang Luyan came out of the shower, took out some new clothes from the closet, and hummed a tune in front of the mirror to try on them one by one.

Xueqiu'er was woken up by him, opened her eyes and looked, and transformed into a human form again, with her hands behind her head, lying on the bed with her feet up, and said with a smile: "Miao Jun is not a stunning beauty, is there any need to be so careful?"

Wang Luyan looked into Xueqiu'er's eyes in the mirror, and said with a smile: "You lost half of the golden pill in order to match us up, can I not have some snacks?"

Xueqiu'er smiled, and asked again: "Then what did you arrange for today?"

Wang Luyan changed into another pair of pants, and replied while putting them on: "First go to a private kitchen, and then go to an immersive drama—hey, it's played by CC, do you know him?"

Xue Qiu'er shook her head and said, "I don't know him yet? He has been coveting you for a long time."

Wang Luyan was a little shy and said, "Don't talk nonsense, we are good friends."

Xueqiu'er sneered and said, "Damn it. On the first day he came here, he pretended to be crazy by drinking and insisted on getting under your bed, but I was right there. He's quite upright, and he just didn't sleep with him──But after I looked at it later, he really isn't suitable for you."

Wang Luyan was taken aback for a moment, then turned around and asked, "Why did you 'look'?"

Xueqiu'er smiled and said, "Of course I changed into a human form to see it with my own eyes. He's a man—" Xueqiu'er said and shook his head, "The bottom line is too low, maybe it's because of his bad background, so he looks down on himself a bit." .”

Naturally, Wang Luyan knew that Ren Xi's family background was not good, but he loved acting wholeheartedly. He borrowed money from a part-time job to earn money and studied drama. After graduation, he had no way out, so he could only perform in a small theater for a living. Sometimes it was inevitable to appear for a role. Selling some self-esteem, but if he is really the kind of person who doesn't love himself, why he has fallen to this point, he has already relied on selling meat to get up.

Wang Luyan felt a little upset when Xueqiuer commented on his friend so much. He turned around and didn't answer, but Xueqiuer said to himself: "Actually, let's talk about family background. I think Miao Jun may not be suitable for you."

Upon hearing this, Wang Luyan turned around and asked, "So what?"

Xueqiu'er smiled and said, "First thing, do you think he bought or rented the house he lives in now?"

Wang Luyan choked, and said, "I heard his accent should be local, probably from their family."

Xueqiu'er smiled lightly, and said again: "If it's their family, how can he live alone? What about his parents? Does their family have other properties? If a family has multiple properties, the old Do you want to live in a good big house for your son? If this is already a good big house, then no matter how much real estate his family has, it is all waiting for demolition and appreciation. Such a family is like a petty citizen It’s just that my assets have increased a little to catch up with the appreciation of the land. I have been poor since I was a child, so I can also be called a rich man.”

Wang Luyan frowned: "You're too impolite and illogical. Sometimes you say he's poor and sometimes he's rich. I just look at him and he's fine. He doesn't look poor or dirty."

Xueqiu'er smiled contemptuously: "It's not too late to learn how to protect food? I'm also helping you check it out? Forget it, forget it, do what you like, I don't care, and there is nothing wrong with it ──It’s just a pity, it’s not virgin at first glance, I’m going to trick you into taking your virginity away~” After speaking, he turned over and became a cat again, jumped off the bed and left.

Wang Luyan gave Xueqiuer a hard look in the direction where Xueqiuer left, and muttered, "You think you're reading Tanmei novels? You still need Shuangjie?"

Miao Jun ran to the bathroom to wash his face before he got off work. When he looked in the mirror, he found a drop of coffee splashed on his snow-white shirt. She secretly hoped that Wang Luyan would not notice.

Back at his work station, he ordered takeaway for Lao Hei, and then received a message from Wang Luyan, saying that he was waiting for him in the underground parking lot.

Miao Jun couldn't help being a little flustered for a while. His ex-boyfriend was an ordinary office worker like himself. He didn't have a house or a car. He had never enjoyed the treatment of being driven to and from get off work. He grabbed his backpack and happily went downstairs.

With the previous two meetings, there was no embarrassment after meeting this time. The two started talking about their cats and dogs, talking and laughing all the way to the restaurant.

Although Miao Jun is not a person who pursues the quality of life, he has also been to several private kitchens with his friends, but the one Wang Luyan found is obviously much more advanced than the ones he has been to. The method of eating, with a posture of several Michelin stars, interrupted their conversation many times.

However, after a third of the conversation, Miao Jun felt that it was a bit dry. One of them was the owner of a coffee shop, the other was a bank clerk; Died unexpectedly, one parent has been divorced for many years; one has elegant interests and likes drama and music, and the other loves to watch dog blood TV reality shows; the only common language is cats and dogs, but cats and dogs are completely different. We can only talk about each other, completely out of bounds.

Miao Jun observed carefully. Although Wang Luyan's behavior and speech were still stable and decent, his social skills were actually very average. He could talk endlessly about the topics he was interested in, and he couldn't help being distracted when he heard boring content, so he intentionally Confidently give up the initiative, quietly listen to his vernacular, silently support him, and don't interrupt much.

Wang Luyan didn't notice this, he chatted happily, and felt that the two of them had a great conversation, and they almost missed the opening of the show.

And this performance cost Miao Jun's life even more. He had watched an experimental stage play with his friends for the purpose of pretending, but he was at a loss when he watched it. There is not even a stage in the play, and the audience and actors are all running around. Let alone what the actor is doing, he can't even hear the lines he is saying, and he has to run upstairs and downstairs for more than two hours. Seeing the end, Miao Jun was already tired and a little angry.

"It's so exciting!" Out of the theater, Wang Luyan looked excited, "It's so cool! Actually, it's the first time I've watched this kind of performance, and I feel like I missed many details, so I should do it twice!"

"Ah, yes, yes..." Miao Jun reluctantly agreed, "It's just that there are some places... I don't quite understand..."

"That's right!" Wang Luyan said with a smile, "It means that there are a lot of details that I don't understand! The boy who was picked up by several people inside just now is my friend, let's wait for him here for a while, let's have a supper and chat together!"

"Ah?" Miao Jun glanced at the time, it was already eleven o'clock, "Oh no, it's too late, I have to go to work tomorrow, and I have to walk the dog when I go back."

Wang Luyan was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "You mean Old Hei?"

Miao Jun nodded and smiled, "Yes, even though I'm not a dog anymore, I still have to take him out for a walk every day, just like raising a son."

Wang Luyan also looked at the time and said, "Then wait a moment, I told him to come out to meet him, and we will go back after seeing him."

"No, no, no." Miao Jun said hastily, "Just play your game, don't worry about me, I'll be there in 10 minutes by taxi." After speaking, without waiting for Wang Luyan's objection, he just said "I'll invite you back another day" Fuck off and run away.

Miao Jun sighed faintly on the way home. He felt that meeting Wang Luyan was more tiring than running Lao Hei for ten kilometers. His heart was tired and his body was tired too. Who would have thought that watching a show would make his legs sore?It seems that it is not so easy to be friends with Gao Fushuai.

"Old Hei, I'm back," Miao Jun pushed the door and said, "Are you in a hurry? I'll change clothes and take you down."

As soon as the words fell, Miao Jun turned around and suddenly a black shadow stuck to his face, scaring him to dodge. With a sound of "dong", Lao Hei put one hand on the door next to Miao Jun's ear, staring at him intently eyes, the distance between the two is no more than two or three centimeters.

"What the hell are you doing? Hit me?"

"I came back so late!" Old Hei's eyebrows and eyes were full of domineering CEO demeanor, "Do you know that I am very worried!"

"..."

"What did you watch today from an idol drama?"