what a fool

Everyone in the company has discovered that the president who usually stays after work to work overtime or go out to socialize has changed.

When it’s time to get off work, I rush home. Sometimes when I’m busy, I can see the food at home delivered by the courier brother to the president. There is a pink pig painted on the huge lunch box, which looks like a home. lunch box.

It is well known that the president is a person who would rather eat in the cafeteria than hire a babysitter.

All the company staff thought that the president was in a relationship, and those little girls who liked the president wanted to see which little bitch hooked up their president.

It's not like I didn't want to hook up with the president these years, but when the president put on his cold face and looked in his eyes, his calves were so frightened that his calves were so weak. After entering Xue Qiyun's office, he was trembling and speechless. Finally, in the president's office Li almost cried, so most of them stopped thinking.

Suddenly, a person caught the CEO's eyes. It would be a lie to say that he was not curious, but these days the person who delivered the food was the courier brother, and the wife of the president's wife, Mao, didn't even see it.

Everyone was very curious, and the private discussion was also heated, until the assistant asked under the pressure of other employees in the company: "President, why didn't you see Madam?"

lady?Xue Qiyun was stunned for a while, confused, and asked with a frown, "What madam?"

Seeing his CEO's eyebrows frowned, the little assistant shuddered in fright and scratched the back of his head: "I see that your wife often cooks for you, so... I just want to ask."

It was only then that Xue Qiyun understood what the little assistant meant. He was asking Qu Wuhao. Xue Qiyun suddenly smiled when he thought of Qu Wuhao, who had a huge appetite and said that he would prepare a birthday surprise for him these days.

This smile was tacit consent in the eyes of others, and the girls behind them held their hearts and ran away without a trace, leaving only the little assistant watching Xue Qiyun shivering.

Xue Qiyun didn't answer the little assistant's words, but looked at the itinerary: "Get ready, there is a dinner for Mr. Zhou tonight."

"Then...do you want to call Madam first so that he doesn't have to worry?" After saying this, the little assistant seemed to slap himself in the face, does the president need him to teach him how to do things?

Just as the little assistant wanted to say sorry, he heard the president say hello, picked up the phone, pressed 1, and dialed out.

You see, this has turned the person's phone number into a shortcut key for 1, the little assistant was stunned for a moment and then smiled.

"Qu Wuhao, there is a dinner in the afternoon, you don't have to cook for me."

Qu Wuhao was happily eating a few bags of potato chips that he stole from Xue Qiyun's bedroom, when he heard this, his eyes lit up: "I'll go too."

"Don't make trouble."

Don't make trouble?The corners of Qu Wuhao's mouth twitched when he heard this, what could he do if he was obviously coaxing a child?

Of course not!

Qu Wuhao began to imitate the behavior of a bear child who would cry, make trouble, and hang himself when he couldn't get something, threatening: "You... If you don't take me, I will..."

【Tong'er, help me think about if there is anything that can threaten him! 】

[Report, you are poor, white, and clean. If you don’t get kicked out, you will be soft-hearted and threaten others. Are you kidding me? 】

Qu Wuhao was helpless, and shouted to the phone: "I'll give you all the meat I roasted!"

【You didn't even eat the meat yourself and fed it to the dog. I remember the dog rolled its eyes on the spot after eating it. It seems that you are going to poison the mission target. You have ambitions. 】

【...】

Qu Wuzhen stretched out his hand and hugged the pillow of SpongeBob SquarePants that he bought online: "Wow, I didn't expect you to be such Xue Qiyun. Let me tell you, don't want your gift!"

Before Xue Qiyun finished speaking, he heard that the other end of the phone was pressed. Xue Qiyun heard the busy tone on the other side, smiled and did not speak.

This idiot doesn't know why he has a soft spot for the dishes in five-star restaurants that are just beautifully presented but not very tasty.

In his eyes, those one-dish meals are a day's expenses, and they are not as delicious as the noodles in soup that Qu Wuhao personally made for him, so he squinted his eyes and made plans.

When I got back to the room, I saw Qu Wuzhen hugging a pillow, with snacks scattered all over the floor beside him, sleeping soundly, and snoring a little, Xue Qiyun lay on the eaves of the sofa and looked at Qu Wuzhen for a few times. Huo, finally shook his head and began to clean up the debris on the ground.

Xue Qiyun pinched Qu Wuhao's cheeks again, this Qu Wuhao's cheeks were round and puffy, and with the characteristics of a ghost, the cheeks were softer, as if putting his hand in the dough, the touch was completely different.

Qu Wuzhen felt uncomfortable being pinched, he groaned for a while, clicked his tongue, slapped Xue Qiyun's hand away, and shouted: "Dead mosquito, don't disturb your grandfather's dream of a five-star hotel, you can't eat it!" Don't you let me dream?"

Hey, I'm still thinking about it, Xue Qiyun thought the ghost's temper was amusing, so he stopped talking, and came over from the blanket next to him, and suddenly remembered that ghosts can't get sick, looked at the blanket in his hand, sighed and still moved Gently put the blanket on Qu Wuhao's body.

The next day, Qu Wuhao stretched his waist. Qu Wuhao didn't sleep well, and he kicked the blanket to the ground. Qu Wuhao was about to go to the kitchen to cook in a daze, and then tripped over the blanket at his feet. With a fall, he literally fell like a dog gnawing shit in front of Xue Qiyun who just got up and went downstairs.

[Tong'er, I feel like my image is gone. 】

[You still have such a thing as an image? 】The system scoffed from its nose.

Xue Qiyun looked at Qu Wuhao who was lying on his back at his feet, and the corner of his mouth curled up: "I really can't afford to give me such a big gift early in the morning."

Qu Wuhao's eyes rolled, and he stood on tiptoes and did a sit-up: "Ah? What are you talking about, I'm exercising."

Without exposing Qu Wuhao, Xue Qiyun stretched out his hand and put the watch in front of Qu Wuhao: "I still have half an hour to go to work." Qu Wuhao quickly got up and went to the kitchen.

The noodles kneaded with honey and milk last night have already woken up, and they are directly fried in the pan. Soon the fritters will be ready. Qu Wuzhen brought them to the table and greeted Xue Qiyun.

As soon as Xue Qiyun picked up the crispy fried dough sticks and put them in his mouth, Qu Wuhao stopped him, and then reached out to help Xue Qiyun make fried dough sticks into soy milk.

"It tastes better that way."

Xue Qiyun said yes, and then asked, "Have you washed your hands?"

"..." Qu Wuhao remembered how Xue Qiyun disliked him when they met for the first time, and he curled his mouth: "No wash."

Originally thinking that Xue Qiyun would put down his chopsticks, Qu Wuhao wanted to take this opportunity to give Xue Qiyun a good slap, but he didn't expect that this person just said 'oh', and then ate up the deep-fried dough sticks soaked in soy milk.

The hateful words that Qu Wuhao was about to spit out were held back by his mouth, and he couldn't spit them out for a long time. This couldn't go up or down, which made Qu Wuhao's face turn red.

Xue Qiyun looked funny in his heart, and stretched out his hand to help Qu Wuhao pull the fried dough sticks, and then put them in his bowl. Qu Wuhao thought that he knew how to please him, so he soaked the fried dough sticks as soon as he put them in his mouth. I heard Xue Qiyun say: "I went to the bathroom this morning and haven't washed my hands yet."

"Pfft——" Qu Wuhao couldn't go up or down, so he went straight to the kitchen and vomited it out. Otherwise, Qu Wuhao thought that he must be the first starving ghost to choke to death.

Qu Wuzhen looked at Xue Qiyun with big watery eyes, full of accusations, Xue Qiyun finally couldn't help laughing, Qu Wuzhen ground his back molars, and felt that his teeth had grown a bit.

Longer?

Qu Wuzhen stretched out his hand and touched his own teeth. The two little tiger teeth seemed to have really grown a little bit. When Xue Qiyun went out, Qu Wuzhen shouted: "Bring me a toothbrush when you come back, Xue Qiyun."

Xue Qiyun paused with his hand on the doorknob, turned around and walked back, stretched out his hand to pull away Qu Wuhao's hand and touched his teeth: "You still suck your hands." Qu Wuhao was forced to open his mouth , a little slurred when speaking.

"It's really long." Xue Qiyun withdrew his hand, saw Qu Wuhao poohed several times: "Don't worry, I washed my hands after going to the toilet."

"You're kidding me!"

"Yes."

"......"

Qu Wuhao pushed Xue Qiyun: "Go quickly, I'm afraid my teeth will grow longer if you are angry."

When he arrived at the office and put down his suit jacket, Xue Qiyun looked at the assistant who brought the coffee and asked, "Which molar stick is better?"

"Do you have hamsters?"

Xue Qiyun thought of the way Qu Wuzhen stuffed his mouth full every time he ate, nodded his head, and said with a smile: "Yes, there is a chubby little hamster who likes to eat. .”

The little assistant thought for a while, asked Xue Qiyun to wait for a while, and then went to his office. After a while, he came back and handed Xue Qiyun a bag of teething sticks, and then scratched the back of his head: "There is a hamster called Tuantuan in my family. , I bought it for its use."

Xue Qiyun picked up the pack of teething sticks: "How much?"

"No, no, no money." The little assistant touched his nose: "It's only 30 yuan, not that expensive. I know the boss, and the boss gave it to me." When talking about the owner of the pet shop, The little assistant blushed for a moment.

Xue Qiyun didn't refuse, and accepted it.

When Qu Wuzhen was eating, he saw Xue Qiyun staring at him all the time, and he waved his hands in front of Xue Qiyun: "Hey, what are you thinking?"

"Pangpang, eat quickly, and grind your teeth after eating." Xue Qiyun came back to his senses, thinking of the dumpling that his assistant kept.

The corner of Qu Wuzhen's mouth twitched: "You are fat, your whole family is fat!" Then seeing Xue Qiyun's slender waist after getting up, he suddenly fell silent, mumbled a few words of dissatisfaction, and then put down the clean rice bowl, He picked up the Miao Crispy Corner next to it and started chewing.

When his stomach was [-]% full, he started to pick up the molar stick. It was a kind of small biscuit. Qu Wuhao happily bit into it. For some reason, he ate a milky aroma from the molar stick.

His joy of chewing attracted Xue Qiyun's sideways attention: "It's just a molar stick, but can it taste so delicious?"

Qu Wuzhen stuffed a piece into Xue Qiyun's mouth, Xue Qiyun felt his teeth loosen after taking a bite, and quickly spat it out, the biscuit was not as delicious as it looked.

Xue Qiyun threw away the biscuit, and casually tore off the tie, revealing a delicate collarbone, unexpectedly sexy: "The day after tomorrow is my birthday, I invite you out for a big dinner."

Qu Wuhao swallowed his saliva watching it, it was so beautiful.

Dazed, he stretched out his hand to touch Xue Qiyun's collarbone, then smirked, looking like a silly boy, Xue Qiyun was taken aback by Qu Wuhao's actions, and then heard Qu Wuhao's envious words Voice: "I wish I could be this thin anytime soon."

Qu Wuhao is actually not fat, but there is a bit of baby fat on his face, Xue Qiyun rubbed Qu Wuhao's head, squeezed Qu Wuhao's chubby cheeks, and then hooked Qu Wuhao's nose: "You man. ...."

"I'm going to the five-star hotel last time." Qu Wuhao pulled Xue Qiyun back: "I didn't eat anything at all last time, just to go home with you and have a place to sleep."

What he said was pitiful and somewhat complaining, Xue Qiyun thought it was my fault, but his heart softened when he heard the words to go home: "Okay, just the two of us will go."

On his birthday, when Xue Qiyun woke up, he saw Qu Wuhao who was guarding the door with a sky blue apron pinned to his waist. Qu Wuhao smiled like a flower: "Happy birthday Xue Qiyun."

Seeing Qu Wuhao like this, Xue Qiyun was in a particularly good mood, and when he went out, he also let Qu Wuhao hold his sleeve, and when he got to the restaurant, Qu Wuhao clenched his fist.

This is a historic step in the loss of Xue Qiyun's family property, and this is a moment that needs to be commemorated!

Along the way, Xue Qiyun could see that Qu Wuzhen was carrying a small box in his hand. What was inside could not be seen, but there were several holes poked in the box. Xue Qiyun was wondering what was inside all along the way.

Xue Qiyun ordered a few dishes, even though they didn't order as many dishes as they did that day, but it was enough for the two of them, and Qu Wuzhen looked at the surrounding environment and smiled happily.

He was sneaky when he came last time, but this time he was aboveboard. He looked at Xue Qiyun with shining eyes, and said sincerely: "Thank you."

[Thank you Xue Qiyun for ruining your family property? 】

[Go, go, this is gratitude for being able to eat delicious food. 】

Xue Qiyun booked the seat here a few days ago, this is also the place where they met, the place that Qu Wuhao never forgets, he gave Qu Wuhao a big surprise, so what is his surprise?

Xue Qiyun's gaze returned to the small box, and he didn't see Qu Wuhao actually brought it in front of him until eating.

After the cake came, Xue Qiyun blew out the candles, and Qu Wuhao lifted the box up to Xue Qiyun at this time: "A gift."

Xue Qiyun opened it, and the corner of his mouth twitched fiercely. It was a bastard. Although the tattoos on his body were pretty, it didn't prevent Xue Qiyun from knowing that it was a pure bastard!

Qu Wuzhen also said solemnly: "Pure bastards, no bastards."

If he didn't really like this thing, no one would give Wang Ba as a birthday present on his birthday. Xue Qiyun stretched out his hand and snatched Qu Wuhao's chopsticks: "Why did you give me this?"

"Because you hid my food QAQ." Qu Wuhao stretched out his hand and took the chopsticks next to him: "So you are a pure bastard, you don't bring a bastard!"

"..." Xue Qiyun sighed, feeling some pain in his temples: "Get out of my room today."

Hearing this, Qu Wuhao took out a beautiful crystal ball from his pocket. Although it was not big, the villain inside was also a man in a suit, which looked a bit like Xue Qiyun.

"I'm lying to you. I brought that from the market. I want the chef here to do it well. This is the real gift."

Xue Qiyun glanced at Qu Wuhao, and Qu Wuhao also raised his eyebrows and smiled like Xue Qiyun: "I'm just kidding you."

In the end, the bastard was not slaughtered, and the crystal ball was taken back. Xue Qiyun looked at the ghost above his head who was counting the stars while holding his teeth with a toothpick: "Qu Wuhao, it seems like you are celebrating your birthday this time."

Qu Wuzhen floated down from Xue Qiyun's head, looked at Xue Qiyun and smiled, then asked: "This bastard is actually very sweet."

[For Wang Ba, continue for a second. 】

[I'm afraid you have to be careful of Membrane Mage. 】

Xue Qiyun glared at Qu Wuhao: "This is also a gift from you."

Qu Wuzhen glanced at the bastard staying in the water tank with some regret.

"Huh?"

Seeing that Qu Wuhao was still thinking about that bastard, Xue Qiyun carefully put the crystal ball in his pocket, then freed his hand to hit Qu Wuhao's head hard.

"You hit me on the head again! You're so stupid, don't you know!"

"Pure bastards can't be stupid."

"........."

On the second day, everyone found that there was a very small crystal ball on the president's desk, which looked very beautiful, and there was a bastard that kept squawking in the president's office.

That bastard called Xue Qiyun's head was getting bigger, and he didn't dare to let it go home. He heard Qu Wuhao said that this bastard had been raised for a while and was waiting to be fattened up and drink soup.

"If you tell me to be careful again, I'll throw you home and ask Qu Wuhao to cook soup." Xue Qiyun's threat to Wang Ba was seen by the secretary who brought in the materials.

On that day, there was a honeydew atmosphere in the office, everyone gathered at the CEO's door no matter whether they were receiving water or doing something, looking at the croaking bastard next to the CEO.

When the little assistant finished handling the matter and returned to the company, he saw a group of people gathered at the door of the president, looking inside desperately. Before the little assistant got a firm footing, Xue Qiyun stuffed a water tank: "You bastard, help me!" keep it."

The little assistant held the water tank and twitched the corner of his mouth. When he saw Xue Qiyun rubbing his temples and then took a displeased look at the bastard, he could only agree. The one who paid the salary was the biggest.

When the little assistant went out with the water tank in his arms, Xue Qiyun told him, "Don't raise it to death."

When the little assistant sent Wang Ba to the pet shop he knew, he didn't think about it all the way.

The president doesn't like this bastard so much, why is he still so nice to him?

The author has something to say: there is another chapter _(:зゝ∠)_, this is a big bloodletting, I received your careful attention, and then I went forward and it was a big deal

Finally, tell me loudly: is it sweet or not!