what a fool

In the next few days, Xue Qiyun fully experienced what it meant to be a real stingy guy.

Because Xue Qiyun really didn't pay him a salary, Qu Wuhao began to show his unique stingy skills in other aspects.

"You need fifteen thousand to buy a dish?" Xue Qiyun looked at the bill in his hand, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

"First of all, I'm a ghost and I can't go shopping in person. I need to call the housekeeper to ask for the grocery shopping. Secondly..." Qu Wuhao took a sip of the vegetable soup with a spoon in his hand, and then clicked his tongue in satisfaction. Then turned off the fire: "Do you know how expensive things are now?!"

"Have you ever bought food?"

"Have you ever bargained?"

"Do you know how much this Chinese cabbage costs?"

Qu Wuzhen took out the Chinese cabbage that had been washed and hadn't started to be fried, and compared it, what he said was impressive, and it looked real, Xue Qiyun sighed.

"One thousand a week." Xue Qiyun took out 1000 yuan from his wallet and put it on the table. Qu Wuhao pursed his lips, a little dissatisfied, but when Xue Qiyun was about to take it back, he hurriedly put it in his pocket.

Qu Wuzhen thought for a while, but still brazenly went to Xue Qiyun's side and stretched out his claws, the white and tender hands showed the blue color of the dead, Xue Qiyun looked at Qu Wuzhen several times, and raised his eyebrows; "What's wrong?"

"Mobile phone." Qu Wuhao didn't bring the tablet or mobile phone from the previous world, so it's boring now. It takes one to two hours before the meal time to cook, but the rest of the time can be said to be very boring.

Xue Qiyun opened the hand in front of him: "What do you want the phone for?"

"You don't ask me to hire a housekeeper, you have to give me a mobile phone and let me download a door-to-door app." Qu Wuzhen said this with confidence, and even said that he was great for his excuse.

Seeing Qu Wuhao shaking his head like a scholar in a school, Xue Qiyun gave Qu Wuhao another look: "Okay."

Xue Qiyun has been able to see ghosts since he was a child. Ever since he was a child, all he saw were those with claws and claws and bleeding from the seven orifices. Almost all of them begged for him. Later, because he begged the talisman paper that can avoid ghosts from the master, he put it on I put it in a small bead and stuck it around my neck.

Since then, no ghost has really been able to get close to him, and the only ghost that can touch him without being injured is Qu Wuzhen. In addition, this ghost looks normal and can cook and tidy up the house. It is relatively tolerant.

"Take it." Xue Qiyun took out a mobile phone from a drawer. After Qu Wufeng took it, he looked it up and down several times, his eyes widened slightly, and he looked at Xue Qiyun in disbelief: "I remember this It’s a new product that’s announced on TV that it’s coming out next week....”

Xue Qiyun casually handed the mobile phone to Qu Wuhao's hand: "Well, it's my product."

[This kind of person's company is killing me! 】Qu Wuhao felt the hopelessness of the mission, he held the phone in a delicate mood.

[Give full play to your ability as a starving ghost, choose the most expensive one to eat! ] The system shouted and shouted, and it almost conjured up two light sticks to call Qu Wuhao crazily there.

Pick the most expensive to eat!

Qu Wuhao seemed to see a business opportunity, he thought of the chicken feet in the five-star hotel that day, the chicken feet that lingered after only one bite, he turned his head and looked at Xue Qiyun: "Look, it's not good to eat at home all the time. Take me to the place where we met for the first time last time to open a meatball."

Xue Qiyun glanced at him lightly, and uttered two cruel words from his slightly thin lips: "No." Seeing Qu Wuhao's collapsed face in an instant, Xue Qiyun had a hint of ridicule in his eyes: "Last time I gave you You didn't seize the opportunity."

Thinking of the table of dishes that time and the chicken feet that I still linger on, Qu Wuhao felt a little aggrieved.

He was so angry that he didn't cook any rice, and didn't care about the soup on the stove. He sat on the sofa with his back to Xue Qiyun, panting heavily through his nose.

It was as if he deliberately wanted to attract Xue Qiyun's attention and told Xue Qiyun that he was angry.

Xue Qiyun didn't give in very much, he just stood behind Qu Wuhao with his chest folded and looked at Qu Wuhao's back, until Qu Wuhao felt that he was bored and shrugged, turned around and obediently went to the kitchen to watch Soup.

When it was time to eat, after serving the food on the table, Qu Wuhao also put down the bowl and chopsticks without taking a few mouthfuls, and floated to lie on the sofa.

This week, it was the first time that Qu Wuhao had dropped his chopsticks and ran away before him, Xue Qiyun thought to himself, isn't it just a meal, what about it?

[It is said that to grab a man's heart, you must first grab his stomach. ] Qu Wuhao had a faceless expression, and said: 【I've been cooking for him for a week, washing my hands and making soup for such a long time, yet he doesn't even want to invite me out for a meal. 】

[Excluding the [-] that you actually used for grocery shopping and fruits, all the rest will be charged to your card in this world. 】The system mercilessly exposed Qu Wuhao.

Qu Wuhao was listless and stopped talking. There was no way to refute this. It can be said that he was very desperate. He lay on the sofa, and after a while, he fumbled for his mobile phone to play Match [-].

Not long after, Xue Qiyun saw the sullen Qu Wuhao smiling silly, packed up the tableware and sat next to Qu Wuhao, wanting to see what this person was looking at with such a silly smile.

Qu Wuhao glanced at Xue Qiyun from the corner of his eye, then turned around, and changed the direction to prevent Xue Qiyun from looking at the phone. Xue Qiyun looked at him and said that Qu Wuhao was stupid, and then quickly got up before Qu Wuhao's hair exploded.

After Xue Qiyun got up, Qu Wuhou thought for a while and still grabbed Xue Qiyun's sleeve. After all, he is a ghost of unknown origin, and the family gave him the greatest tolerance when he was raised: "That... .Do you want to play together?"

Xue Qiyun saw Qu Wuhao's retreat, and couldn't help poking Qu Wuhao's chubby cheek, Xue Qiyun said: "Okay."

In less than 5 minutes, Qu Wuhao took the phone and hugged it in his arms: "This game is too simple, it is not suitable for high-end characters like you, you should play some decryption games."

Two people have different views on the game because of their different thoughts, so there will be differences between the two people.

Qu Wuzhen is just playing around with this game, never thinking about whether there is any shortcut to pass the level, just play happily, but Xue Qiyun has been doing business for so many years, he always thinks a little more about what he does, just play around So I said a few more words about Qu Wuhao.

Qu Wuhao was upset when he heard it, and the feeling that he didn't have enough to eat made him not in a good mood.

Xue Qiyun didn't continue to provoke Qu Wuhao anymore, and took out a few peaches from the refrigerator: "If you say so, you can turn your back." Then he chewed in Qu Wuhao's ear.

"........"

"Crackling, this peach juice is enough."

"........."

"Crackling, it's indeed Tianshui's peach, it's so sweet that it's a bit boring."

"........"

"Put down the peach!" After a long silence, Qu Wuhao finally shouted unbearably, then grabbed the last peach from Xue Qiyun's hand and put it in his mouth, not caring whether there was Xue Qiyun's saliva on it.

Xue Qiyun smiled narrowly, with a flash of understanding in his eyes, and then got up to deal with the documents.

After spitting out the peach pits, Qu Wuzhen realized what he had done. The nature of the starving ghost made his ass hurt: [Tong'er, tell me, was I particularly embarrassing just now. 】

[Almost, anyway, I think the same as Xue Qiyun, maybe you were abducted by the strange sorghum because of the lollipop, you were tricked into the killing mountain nest, and then you were killed because of your cheap talk. 】

[Same idea as Xue Qiyun? 】The corner of Qu Wuzhen's mouth twitched: 【I don't accept it, I don't accept it! 】

The system didn't speak, just looked at the peach pit in Qu Wuhao's hand, then twisted his ass and said that he went to drink beer with some of his buddies.

The corner of Qu Wuzhen's mouth twitched, he saw that Xue Qiyun was not there, and then secretly ran to the kitchen, the leftovers were still there, Xue Qiyun also very conscientiously only touched the left half of the dishes, and kept the rest well .

Qu Wuzhen swallowed the leftovers, with mixed feelings in her heart, why did she talk so cheap just now, Qu Wuzhen secretly felt that she must have been an angel who ate shit in her previous life.

After finishing the meal, Qu Wuzhen looked at the good weather outside. Holding the potato chips, he wondered where to get some barbecue ingredients. The system said that his mouth was a little gluttonous. Almost never stopped.

Turning on the phone, looking at the above APP requesting to bind bank.bank.card, Qu Wuhao suddenly felt that he had an idea, and rushed to Xue Qiyun's office study: "Xue Qiyun, your bank.bank.card account number and What is the password!"

Xue Qiyun shook his hands, he knew Qu Wuzhen was in a hurry, but he still couldn't get used to it, and resisted the urge to kill this ghost: "Say it, what are you going to do?"

Qu Wuhao handed over the phone: "This, that's it."

Xue Qiyun took the phone and looked at it several times. He just wanted to say that there is no need to bind it. He found someone to buy groceries regularly and deliver them to his home, but he thought of something, and bound a bank. He returned the phone to Qu Wuhao.

"What's the payment password?" Qu Wuhao held the phone and was very happy now.

"My birthday is June 89th, 6." When Xue Qiyun heard Qu Wuhao looking at the time on his phone and asking, "Your birthday is next week", Xue Qiyun felt a little bit of anticipation for some reason.

Xue Qiyun looked at the document in his hand. His card was a supplementary card, and there was not much money in it, but it let Qu Wuhao know his birthday indirectly. Xue Qiyun was looking forward to it. Qu Wuzhen was so active and unexpected. If you have a temperament, maybe you can receive an unusual gift this birthday.

Not an hour after picking up the file, he heard the sound of the doorbell ringing. Xue Qiyun went to the living room and opened the house, and saw a big box next to a delivery boy.

"Hello, this is Mr. Xue Qiyun. This is your goods. Since it was delivered within an hour, please give us a good review."

"Your item is in accordance with the above requirements. Delivery. Payment. Payment." The delivery boy delivered the bill to Xue Qiyun's hands, looking at the large list of bills in his hand, Xue Qiyun frowned, and it was hard to say anything, just thinking about it Taking out the wallet from his pocket, he saw that Qu Wuhao had put the prepared change on the shoe cabinet at the door.

Neatly stacking up the money, and Qu Wuhao was afraid of his angry and quick movements, all these made Xue Qiyun's heart soften suddenly, he handed the money to the delivery boy, and the little brother forgot After the calculation, he said welcome to Xue Qiyun next time and left.

Xue Qiyun carried the box of ingredients to the kitchen, turned his head and saw Qu Wuhao nestled on the sofa, he was the kind of person he was talking about, Xue Qiyun sat on the opposite side of the sofa, Qu Wuhao smiled and put the potato chips Put it in front of Xue Qiyun: "Do you want to eat?"

Seeing Qu Wuhao's moist eyes begging for forgiveness, Xue Qiyun smiled, and finally messed up Qu Wuhao's hair. He looked at Qu Wuhao who was still stuffing things into his bulging cheeks, and stretched out his hand to poke again. After poking that round cheek, the food was poked so painfully, Qu Wuhao slapped Xue Qiyun's hand away, "You don't need to tell me if you want to buy food in the future, just buy it."

"Okay." Hearing this, Qu Wuzhen put all the snacks in Xue Qiyun's hands, and was very satisfied with what Xue Qiyun said: "I'll go and see the ingredients."

In fact, Xue Qiyun knew that this ghost was a starving ghost after he got to know Qu Wuhao, and he adopted Qu Wuhao just to eat the hot meal at home, although Qu Wuhao was relatively unrestrained in spending money, but I still feel that raising a ghost is much better than raising a person.

Qu Wuhao put on Xue Qiyun's hat, took out the oven that had never been used in the kitchen, and shouted at Xue Qiyun who was about to deal with the rest of his business: "Come down for a barbecue later. "

Xue Qiyun nodded, the system rolled the skewers back, and started to guide Qu Wuhao to grill with his teeth: [It's time to turn over, you should draw a line in the middle of this ingredient. 】

Qu Wuhao was sweating profusely when he baked. When Xue Qiyun came, he saw Qu Wuhao circling around the ingredients. He was a bit too busy alone, so when Qu Wuhao was doing it, his movements were a bit funny. Side: "Do you want to help?"

Qu Wuhao didn't even raise his head: "Hurry up, hurry up, help me make those cut into skewers."

Xue Qiyun rolled up his sleeves to reveal his white and slender hands. Qu Wuhao glanced at them, and felt that such beautiful hands were doing something like killing a pig with a butcher's knife. He stopped Xue Qiyun's movements: "You, you, you! , help me to see the charcoal fire."

Seeing Xue Qiyun's smooth and fair skin being smoked by the fireworks in the sun, Qu Wuzhen saw the sweat beads on Xue Qiyun's face, and shouted without tears: "You... you'd better sit down."

Xue Qiyun squinted his eyes and sat next to the electric fan blowing, and leisurely raised his legs, Qu Wuhao's mouth twitched, and just as he was about to criticize, he smelled a sticky smell, and hurried back to the charcoal fire to look at it Looking at the skewers.

After all the skewers were ready, Xue Qiyun picked up a skewer and tasted it. Seeing Qu Wuhao looking at him expectantly, he pursed his lips and said, "It's a bit dry."

Qu Wuzhen took Xue Qiyun from the side and put down the iron stick to poke Xue Qiyun's exposed skin. Seeing the red mark, he muttered a word, the voice was too low, Xue Qiyun didn't hear it, but Xue Qiyun knew that this ghost must They are scolding him again.

"What did you just say?" Xue Qiyun held another skewer in his hand, but Qu Wuhao snatched it; "I won't tell you."

Xue Qiyun walked to the side of the oven, picked out a few pieces of charcoal and put them aside, and skillfully started to grill the skewered meat, tripped over the dry ingredients and started, the aroma quickly wafted out, no The smell of roasting, wait until the gravy is collected, and Xue Qiyun turns off the fire after another minute.

Putting those skewers next to Qu Wuhao, but holding them a little far away from Qu Wuhao, Qu Wuhao looked at the burnt skewers in his hand, and looked at Xue Qiyun pitifully.

"So what did you just say?"

"I, I, I..., you know how to barbecue, but you still sit there leisurely watching me work!" Qu Wuhao broke his fingers, swallowed, thought of an important thing, and tried his best to make himself appear Straightforward.

"Don't change the subject."

Began to fall into deep thinking about his own life and eating, Qu Wuzhen saw Xue Qiyun biting a barbecue in his mouth, and the moment the juice was pumped up, Qu Wuzhen snatched it up and roared: " I said that such a delicate white face like yours is not common."

Xue Qiyun chuckled, then quickly pressed Qu Wuhao, pressed his hand on the table, quickly inserted the stick in Qu Wuhao's fingers, Qu Wuhao screamed quickly, and waited until the call After having a sore throat, just as he was about to yell with his fingers in his arms, he saw his hand intact in front of his eyes.

He suddenly remembered that he was a ghost!

Ordinary things will not cause direct harm to oneself, Qu Wuzhen looked at Xue Qiyun's flushed face from anger, and said with a cheap smile: "I just like the way you look at me and can't kill me."

Xue Qiyun glanced at Qu Wuhao, didn't say anything, just ate those skewers seriously in front of Qu Wuhao, and then confiscated all the snacks that Qu Wuhao bought today.

Qu Wuhao: "QAQ."

[As the saying goes, if you offend anyone, you can't offend the donor. 】The system made a technical summary.

[…afterwards. 】

Qu Wuhao without snacks is just like Qu Wuhao without WIFI, they are a real salted fish.

At night, Qu Wuhao sneaked into Xue Qiyun's house. His own barbecue was hard to eat. He didn't eat enough at noon, but now he was so hungry.

Before Xue Qiyun fell asleep, he saw the door of his room was quietly pushed open, and that small figure appeared in front of him. He didn't find anyone staring at him, and quietly went to the packaging bag containing snacks. Inside was a bag of potato chips.

The sound of plastic bags rubbing against each other was a bit loud, Qu Wuhao was startled, turned around and took a sneak peek at Xue Qiyun, saw those closed eyes, and let out a breath slowly.

When the door was closed again, Xue Qiyun opened his eyes and looked towards the door, his brows and eyes frowned.

The author has something to say: I heard that I would post [-] words after I got V. I touched my chin and felt something was wrong, so I chose [-] or [-] words as the extra bonus_(:зゝ∠)_